A/N: This chapter is also done by James. Note that Mike Myers is not the actor but some freak from a horror flick. Strange story behind him. At first we didn't get who he was so James had to explain. That now makes three horror movie characters (Freddy, Jason, and Mike Myers).
After the skirmish with Jason and Freddy beat, they retired to their cabin of DOOM on Crystal Lake, just off of Elm Street (apparently)
Freddy: We need more help! You suck Jason!
Jason: ......
Freddy: Don't back talk me! You're like a big dumb dog who can't stop eating! (to self) he, thats a good one
Jason: ......
Freddy: What? Cat got yer tongue? hehe
Shijin: Actually, i think i can help you guys
Freddy: Who the hell are you
Shijin: I'm Bel, Stephanie, and James' Friend! I've come to help you!
Freddy: But why? I mean, you're their friend!
Shijin: (shyly and stuttering) I-I know! I, I just wanna do something backstabby, ya know. Cause. Yeah. (more confidant now) I can be evil if want!
Freddy: OK! OK! Jeeze, what do you have in mind?
Shijin: Recruit more help! Like, this fellow here! (steps aside to reveal)
Shatner: Hiya
Freddy: Aww, he's hideous!
Jason: .....
Shijin: NOT HIM! (pushes Shatner outta the way) HIM!
Mike Myers: .... (waves)
(meanwhile back at some mall someplace, the Marauders, Bel, Steph, and the new addition to the group, James, sit and drink various drinks.... On Sirius expense account)
Sirius: Why me?
Remus: Cause! You're the most popular!
James P: Sirius, my main man, relax and enjoy the company of these, these (looks at James, then back at Bel and Steph) These TWO fine ladies!
Peter: what about his lad? (pointing to James)
James P: what about him?
Remus: Uh, Steph. My arm.
Steph: Yes! its so soft and comfy! (squeezes arm)
Remus: You're hurting it
Steph: i know (still clinging)
Bel: HEY! how DARE you wait till now to give me a line! (strangles James)
James: To be fare, I haven't had a line till now either!
Leonard: what about me! I dropped out of the story entirely! till now. What was I doing again?
Sirius: Making an ass of yourself?
James P: Sounds right, yep
(all nod in agreement)
James: HEY! less attention on the guy making an ass of himself and more on me! I want to be important! Shower me with affection! (pulls out Holy Java (A/N: that's the name of his guitar) and starts to play "Gotta have Faith" for no apparent reason)
Bel: This is nonsense mate
Steph: but funny as hell! (whips out a camera and takes a picture)
Leonard: No one out asses me! (starts to do messed up dance again)
James: Bring it on buddy! (continues to play random tunes on Holy Java)
James P: (stepping in the way) anyway, ladies! Why don't we take our mango Smoothies back to my Hotel room!
Sirius: When did you get a Hotel room? And, I'm almost afraid to ask, how did you pay for it?
James P: I snagged some money from you.
Sirius: how did i know
Remus: Yes (prying Stephanie off his arm) lets head out of this stuff place.
Steph: Sure! sounds fun!
Bel: Why do i have a bad feeling about this (eyeing James)
James: Don't look at me....
Leonard: (interrupting) YES! LOOK AT ME!
Hours later they all arrive at the Hotel (including James and Leonard, still battling for attention)
Sirius: Damn, I'm gonna be poor by the end of this trip.
Peter: Yes! It IS rather odd that we just suddenly appeared in Australia with no background information as to how or why we are here!
Sirius: Peter?
Peter: yeah?
Sirius: Shut it!
Peter: I hate being the hated one! Why can't i be cool like you 3!
James: Cause you're a RAT!
Peter: You say it as if it's a BAD thing
James P: Anyhoo! I think its time that me, and these ladies got more acquainted in my, Hotel Suite!
Sirius: So long as you got us a suite I guess its ok you spent my money.
James P: Who said this, WE stuff? I got ME a suite, you guys are in the motel across the street
Sirius: You mean that rickety looking, almost death-trap-like motel across that 8 lane highway?
James P: Yup. That's the one
Sirius: I'm gonna kill you
Peter: No need! Voldamort will do so someday!
Sirius: Shut up! I'm going to kill you too!
James P: Now, if you don't mind! (putting arm around Bel and Steph)
Bel: OH GOD! It IS happening! This is all YOUR FAULT (pointing to James) and I'm powerless to do anything about it! (looking around) yet...
JUST THEN! the Hotel door burst down and out step
Shijin: MEET THE DREAM TEAM! Or was it Nightmare team? I forget. BUT MEET THEM!
Freddy: HEY HEY CHILDREN! It's me again!
Jason: ..... (gives West Side symbol)
Mike Myers: ..... (crosses arms and nods, badass style)
Shijin: And ME! their dark queen leader!
Bel,Steph&James: BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Shijin: (yelling) DON'T LAUGH! I CAN BE EVIL IF I WANT!
James P: (putting arm around Shijin) Ya know, I always thought evil chicks were hot.
Shijin: Oo (A/N: Note that this is one of those googley eye things, ya know, kinda shocked looking face. There's meant to be an underscore for a mouth but is not letting me put in a underscore...)
James: PEDOPHILE!
James P: That's it mate! First you take my name and reduce me to James P, and now your calling me names! Bring it!
James: Gladly!
(magic battle ensues)
Shijin: Wait! No! your supposed to fight my minions of evil!
Bel&Steph: What minions?
Shijin: What? (turning around to see Mike Myers, Jason, and Freddy already beat up) HEY!
Bel: (to Freddy & Jason) That's for stealing my High Five! Only I can do that!
Freddy: Oh, I've yet to KILL someone!
Jason: .....
Freddy: Shut it!
Shijin: awww, crap, does this mean I suck at being evil?
Bel: (nods)
Shijin: Then whatever. I'm joining you guys now!
All: YAY!
Sirius: NO!
A/N: If you're all wondering who the hell Leonard is and what is this dance we're talking about here is the scene it is referring to:
Bel: (looks ahead) Hey! That looks like Leonard!
Sirius: Who?
Bel: Leonard! (smiles)
Leonard: (sees Belinda with another Guy) (thinking – NOOOOO!!!!!!)
Bel: Hey Leonard!
Leonard: (depressed) hi...
Bel: What's wrong?
Leonard: nothing....
Steph: Are you ok mate?
Leonard: (stares daggers at Sirius) Actually, no, no I'm not!
Remus: How come?
Leonard: CAUSE THAT BASTARD STOLE MY FUTURE WIFE (points accusingly at Sirius)
Bel: Oo
Everyone else: Oo
Leonard: :(
Sirius: o...k.......
Leonard: GIVE HER BACK OR FACE MY AWSOME KARATE WRATH OF DOOM (does stupid kung-fu-type pose)
Sirius: =.=;;
Leonard: FINE! I'll just have to steal her heart away yet again!
James P: And how are you gonna do that mate? (snickers)
Leonard: (taking off shirt)
Steph: What exactly are you doing?!
Leonard: I shall preform.... MY DEDICATED TO BELINDA 'CHINESE LOVE DANCE'!!!! (begins doing shirtless karate form)
All: Oo (very, very shocked)
(offstage)
Sirius: and don't forget disturbed! Very VERY disturbed!!!James P: I have to agree there!
Remus: Definitely!
(back onstage)
So Leonard preforms his 'Chinese Love Dance' to Belinda, who is watching and looking very impressed indeed, however...
Leonard: Well...? (finishes) what do you say to that! (looks very proud)
Bel: well....
Leonard: (looks slightly worried now)
Bel: Is was fantastic and all but...
Leonard: (thinking - OH NO! she said but! SHE SAID BUT!!!) Yeah...?
Bel: but it'll never compare to magic!!! (grabs Sirius' arm)
Sirius: (smiles and sweatdrops)
Leonard: I'll get my revenge! You just wait and see! No body and I mean NOBODY steals my woman!!!
Bel: (continues hugging Sirius' arm)
Leonard: (storms off)