A/N: This chapter was written by Shijin! Some jokes in 'The Story' are inside ones from MSN convos we've had. Like the crayon comment in here.
(Shijin looks appraisingly at everybody. Smirks. Turns to Bel.)
Shijin: Who the hell are these people? And who's the pedophile. (nudges James P. in the ribs) BACK OFF!
Bel: err these are our FRIENDS. This is James Potter(James P. for short) This is Remus Lupin, he's a werewolf! Cool huh? (Shijin: O.o) This is Sirius Black and this is Peter Pettigrew.
Shijin: ok ok whatever. That'll do. (walks over to Freddy and Jason and kicks them out of the room and down the stairs.)
Mike Miyers: Groovy! (skips out to his own theme song) (A/N: LOL! Seems she also miss understood which 'Mike Myers' this was. We had to get James to explain to us.)
Shijin: well anyways....I'm Shijin and I'm gonna wander aimlessly with all of you. I'm a very nice person really.
Bel and James: NO YOURE NOT!
Shijin: BE QUIET!
James P: well personally I'm glad to meet you (tries to kiss Shijin's hand) You can call me Prongs. Since I'm sure where gonna be great friends.
Remus: Don't go hitting on her, James (P)!
Sirius: Personally, I don't think we can trust her at all. She tried to help Freddy and Jason!
Bel: She said I'm not the brightest Crayon in the box
Steph: well you're not.....
James: AND she almost beat me at checkers!!
Everybody: O.o
Shijin: (in a strained voice) well.... I'm different NOW! I'm better! I'm an angel. I bought a diamond halo at Tiffanies and everything. And ....
(In a flash changes in a angel costume, snaps fingers and angelic music begins to play from the hidden speakers)
I am a reformed sinner!!
Steph: err....you tail is showing.
Bel: and the blond wig can't hide those horns....
Shijin: (yells at wardrobe advisor) I told you the dress is too short!
James P.: I don't think its too short....(grins seductively)
(tries to feel up Shijin)
Shijin: Why you....!!! (backhands James P.)
Peter: SQUEAK!! (transforms into a rat and hides under the bed)
(Shijin's eyes widen. She turns into a calico cat and starts chasing Peter. She catches him and begins toying with him getting ready to eat him.)
Remus: NOOOO! That's our friend! (Tries to take Peter away from Shijin.)
Sirius and James P.: oh yea.....
(Bel and Steph try to help Remus, finally freeing him. Bel holds Shijin, as Shijin tries to scratch her eyes out)
James: Change back, JULIA!
(Shijin freezes up and suddenly changes back to normal)
Shijin: I told you not to call me by that name!!!
James P.: that's the only way to make you come to your senses.
Peter: (also transformed) K-k-keep h-her a-away from m-m-m-me!! (shudders)
Shijin: Its your fault! Why'd you transform in front of me! It triggers the cat in me!
Remus: Because he probably got scared...so he transformed without thinking.
Shijin: Do all of you transform??
James P: (enthusiastically) Yes!! I turn into a STAG!!
Shijin: what the heck is a stag??
Bel: it's like a deer...I think...
Shijin: a deer? (starts cracking up)
James P.: WHAT?
Shijin: (sings) Rudolf the red nose rein deer! La la la la la (continues humming teasingly at James P.)
James P: (turns red) Why you little.....!!!!
(Shijin looks appraisingly at everybody. Smirks. Turns to Bel.)
Shijin: Who the hell are these people? And who's the pedophile. (nudges James P. in the ribs) BACK OFF!
Bel: err these are our FRIENDS. This is James Potter(James P. for short) This is Remus Lupin, he's a werewolf! Cool huh? (Shijin: O.o) This is Sirius Black and this is Peter Pettigrew.
Shijin: ok ok whatever. That'll do. (walks over to Freddy and Jason and kicks them out of the room and down the stairs.)
Mike Miyers: Groovy! (skips out to his own theme song) (A/N: LOL! Seems she also miss understood which 'Mike Myers' this was. We had to get James to explain to us.)
Shijin: well anyways....I'm Shijin and I'm gonna wander aimlessly with all of you. I'm a very nice person really.
Bel and James: NO YOURE NOT!
Shijin: BE QUIET!
James P: well personally I'm glad to meet you (tries to kiss Shijin's hand) You can call me Prongs. Since I'm sure where gonna be great friends.
Remus: Don't go hitting on her, James (P)!
Sirius: Personally, I don't think we can trust her at all. She tried to help Freddy and Jason!
Bel: She said I'm not the brightest Crayon in the box
Steph: well you're not.....
James: AND she almost beat me at checkers!!
Everybody: O.o
Shijin: (in a strained voice) well.... I'm different NOW! I'm better! I'm an angel. I bought a diamond halo at Tiffanies and everything. And ....
(In a flash changes in a angel costume, snaps fingers and angelic music begins to play from the hidden speakers)
I am a reformed sinner!!
Steph: err....you tail is showing.
Bel: and the blond wig can't hide those horns....
Shijin: (yells at wardrobe advisor) I told you the dress is too short!
James P.: I don't think its too short....(grins seductively)
(tries to feel up Shijin)
Shijin: Why you....!!! (backhands James P.)
Peter: SQUEAK!! (transforms into a rat and hides under the bed)
(Shijin's eyes widen. She turns into a calico cat and starts chasing Peter. She catches him and begins toying with him getting ready to eat him.)
Remus: NOOOO! That's our friend! (Tries to take Peter away from Shijin.)
Sirius and James P.: oh yea.....
(Bel and Steph try to help Remus, finally freeing him. Bel holds Shijin, as Shijin tries to scratch her eyes out)
James: Change back, JULIA!
(Shijin freezes up and suddenly changes back to normal)
Shijin: I told you not to call me by that name!!!
James P.: that's the only way to make you come to your senses.
Peter: (also transformed) K-k-keep h-her a-away from m-m-m-me!! (shudders)
Shijin: Its your fault! Why'd you transform in front of me! It triggers the cat in me!
Remus: Because he probably got scared...so he transformed without thinking.
Shijin: Do all of you transform??
James P: (enthusiastically) Yes!! I turn into a STAG!!
Shijin: what the heck is a stag??
Bel: it's like a deer...I think...
Shijin: a deer? (starts cracking up)
James P.: WHAT?
Shijin: (sings) Rudolf the red nose rein deer! La la la la la (continues humming teasingly at James P.)
James P: (turns red) Why you little.....!!!!