Chapter 9: Mr Poe turns EVIL

Violet, Klaus and Sunny were in complete shock. Mr Poe, of all people. Jessica, Beckie and Rob had went home, knowing that it was none of their business now.

"Count Olaf" Violet said, "Did you know anything about this?"

"No" came the reply. "Not until I gave up on getting the money and hated you lot so much I was going to kill you anyway."

"WHAT??"

"I don't think that is your main problem at the moment. Forget about it. So I come down to the police station, and since I was your official guardian when the fire happened, I figured that I might get some money. But when I got there, I found out that you were married to Mr Poe!"

"Impossible! Mr Poe was on holiday!"

"According to the bank, Mr Poe hasn't missed a single day in years."

"No way!"

"Yeah!"

Mr Poe cleared his throat. "In case you haven't noticed, I'm still here. And I'm going to collect my money."

Violet clutched the papers she had in her hand. "WAIT!" she yelled. "The marriage was annulled. You annulled it!"

"Actually, I didn't. You didn't sign the papers. I knew you'd forget in your haste to get here."

Looking wildly around, she saw a pen sitting on a table. She ran over to it and quickly signed her name. Mr Poe gave a strangled cry.

"How dare you?"

Violet smiled. So did Klaus. Sunny yelled, "Samamamamama!" which probably means "Yay!"

Count Olaf laughed. "Not so easy being the bad guy, is it Mr Poe?"

"Heres to you, Count Olaf."

Suddenly police burst through the door. A bank attendant had alerted them. Grabbing Mr Poe, they said to Count Olaf, "We will see you in a week or so. You are now the official guardian of the Bauldedaire children!"

Seeing the smile Count Olaf gave the police officer, Violet, Sunny and Klaus groaned.

Here we go again.

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THE END!

Sorry guys. But I wasn't enjoying writing the story from chapter 1! I only continued because everyone seemed to like it and wanted me to continue!

I will be starting a new fanfiction, which is going to be crazy, and a lot better than my Simpsons one (what a flop). Who knows? Maybe I'll make a sequel!

See you all!

...Lady Random...