Chapter 17: Dream a Little Scheme pt. 2

A/N: I still have no idea of how this story is gonna end at all! I know that I kinda don't want it to end at all, but I have so many other story ideas in my head that I'd like to send out, not to mention that the pressure's still on! I haven't finished any of my stories! Some need updating! So any ideas of how to end this tale are greatly appreciated! Kay? Anyhow, on with it!

Inuyasha gazed in the mirror and gave his best smile. It was already that night—the night that he was supposed to be taking Kagome out! He just wondered if all his 'training" was going to be enough.

Flashback

"Alright, now let's get started with these lessons. We'll have to sit someplace else so the girls won't notice." Miroku picked up his tray and Inuyasha followed behind him. They relocated to a table that was far enough for the girls not to notice where they were, yet close enough for Inuyasha and Miroku to see them.

"Well, let's go, monk."

He nodded. "If there's one thing that I must teach you, it's how to be a gentleman. You're always calling Kagome such things as: Wench, and other names that are simply degrading to her. You must learn not to lose your temper…"

Inuyasha listened closely although he didn't feel that he was quick-tempered. The way he saw it,  Kagome was the one with the quick temper. Like take for instance, she didn't want him to be a peeping Tom, but when he said that she had nothing he wanted to see she'd get angry. Girls, Inuyasha decided, he'd never understand.

"So for tonight, you are going to learn to become a perfect gentleman," he continued.

"Feh. More like a perfect lecher if I'm learning from you."

Miroku sighed. Why did everyone always expect so less from him? He swore that his hands just had a mind of their own. If it was up to him, he'd keep them to himself. (Yea right) "C'mon, Inuyasha, you must place your faith in me. Would I lead you down a wrong path?"

Inuyasha pondered over this for a while. He'd just have to listen to Miroku, that book was only a little helpful. There were some terms that he just didn't understand. Like 'hottie' and 'hot spot' and so many others. Why were these future people always looking to change a simple language? "Fine, go on."

"Alright. You must be polite. Doing things such as opening doors and pulling out chairs for Lady Kagome. Then, as I've stated before, do not--and notice the stress on do not—call her anything insulting. Constantly compliment her on anything. From her beauty to what she's wearing. Got me?" Inuyasha nodded intently. "That's basically all I can tell you for now."

This comment received an annoyed look from him. "That's it! C'mon, there's got to be something else you can tell me."

"Well…" Miroku motioned for him to come closer. "You could always…"

Inuyasha listened and pulled back. "K-kiss her?!!!" he said so loud that the whole cafeteria seemed to grow quiet.

Miroku showed no tenseness, just nodded. "Now don't tell me that you weren't thinking about it."

He didn't know what to say. I mean, it wasn't like he actually dreamed about kissing Kagome. Okay, okay. Maybe once, but that was yesterday… Inuyasha's mind flashed back the incident on the sofa.

Was he really going to kiss her? He shook his head. No way. And he wasn't sure whether or not he'd kiss her tonight either…

A slight blush was starting to form on Inuyasha's face and Miroku grinned. "I knew you were thinking about kissing her." Before he could retort, Miroku slapped his hand against his back. "Finally, my little Inuyasha's growing up."

The said character moved away. "What do you mean 'growing up'? I'm already grown!"

"Sure, sure. But I'm sure you'll be a grown man by the end of the night," Miroku nudged Inuyasha and winked.

Inuyasha, getting the meaning, pulled back. "Whatever. Your mind is always in the trash." His eyes cast over to Kagome who was sitting down chatting to Sango. Yeah, tonight was going to be fun.

End of flashback

"Almost ready, Inuyasha?"

He turned to see Miroku standing at the door. He wore a smug look on his face that was evidently up to no good.  "Yea, yea." Inuyasha's expression turned into a scowl.

"I was watching Lady Kagome dress—ahem—I mean, I was watching as she picked out her clothing and she's wearing blue. So I think it best if you were to wear something else." Miroku's eyes looked Inuyasha up and down. "What's wrong with this?" Inuyasha asked looking at his clothes. A pair of black cargo jeans and a white shirt. Sure, he had to admit that it wasn't the coolest clothes he'd ever worn, but then again none of the present-day clothes were very good looking. (To him)

"Nothing actually. It just doesn't match with Kagome's wear. Try this." He shuffled through the bags of clothes from the day they had went shopping and came up with a baby blue T-shirt and light blue cargo jeans.

"Fine." There was just no arguing with Miroku, Inuyasha grudgingly prepared to change clothes.

Meanwhile, in Kagome's room, Sango was helping her get ready. "I just can't believe it. Inuyasha asked you out."

"Well, not exactly. And you weren't the only one surprised. I thought he was just talking, but it turned out that he really meant it so…" Kagome looked back at her reflection, curious to know how the night was going to turn out. Was Inuyasha going to be the arrogant, rude one that she usually knew, or the almost seductive, flirtatious one she knew last night? Kagome didn't know, but she didn't want it to end up with her in tears.

"Well, wish me luck, kay?"

Sango nodded and took another look at her friend. I hope she has fun. Kagome trotted down the stairs and waited for Inuyasha, Sango right behind her.

It wasn't long before the awaited person came down the stairs. He nearly had to do a double take when he saw Kagome. She wore a blue dress with flower print on it and a light blue sweater. Inuyasha supposed Miroku was right, now they did match.

And he wasn't the only one surprised. Kagome was too. Wow! He looks great. How'd he know that I was going to wear blue? Oh well, she shrugged it off.

Kagome put on a smile. "Well, let's go huh?"

Inuyasha nodded and then Shippo hopped down the stairs shouting 'bye'. One last wave and the "couple" left out the door.

Sango looked over at Miroku. "Well…"

"I'll place a bet with you on how the date goes."

She arched an eyebrow. "What do you mean? A bet? Honestly, Miroku. And it's not like I have money."

"Sure you don't, but it wasn't going to be a bet on money. I bet you a kiss that the date goes smoothly."

Sango smiled. "And if I win, then you have to stop groping me for the rest of your life."

"You're on."

Miroku grinned. This was going to be simple; he was almost 100% positive that things were going to go smoothly. All Inuyasha had to do was follow his fool-proof advice and Sango's lips would be on his. Yea, perfect. He rubbed his hands together and smiled over at Sango who flashed one back.

Now I know that Miroku doesn't actually believe that he'll win. But if he does, I can always not go along with it, Sango thought. She couldn't imagine kissing Miroku, but then again there was that time that they were home alone… And now they were again…

With that last thought she snatched Miroku's hand. "C'mon, let's go spy." She wasn't going to take the chance that he'd say more of that romantic stuff and then she fall over for him again.

"What about me?" Shippo asked as he watched them head out the door. If there was one thing he hated, it would have to be getting left out of something. And so far, he had been. Everybody was going out.

"Um… Come on then, Shippo."

"Yes." He did a little dance and hopped on Miroku's shoulder. "Let's go!"

Houjo smiled. Now usually he was a nice guy, but he was starting to notice that nice guys finish last. What did Kagome see in Inuyasha anyway? Was it the long hair or his bad-boy look? Whatever it was, Houjo was going to woo Kagome one way or the other. If he could marry Kagome, he could have the perfect family he had always dreamed of having. Beautiful wife, perfect children, and, of course, the family dog. Houjo smiled nodding his head in happiness. He glanced at his watch. 6:19 flashed. Time to ride.

Houjo headed off to his garage and hopped into his red convertible. And if he wasn't mistaken, Inuyasha was supposed to be taking Kagome out to the movies, most probably Neo-Tokyo Dome Theaters. It was only the hottest hang out for teen people so… And then there was Café Agony; Coffee for lovers. I should be taking Kagome there, not Inuyasha. They aren't even in love. Using his common sense Houjo figured that Inuyasha would most probably be taking Kagome to the café first, then a movie. Good, that'd give him time to call in the movies….

Flipping open his cell phone he dialed the theater.

"Hello? Neo-Tokyo Dome Theaters, this is Arai Akino speaking, would you like the listing of the movies to be playing tonight or further help?"

"Um... Well if you're to see a young man with long silver hair with a woman with raven-colored hair come in, please give them only tickets to Young and Eager." 'Young and Eager' was a porn movie that he knew would gross Kagome out. She'd hate Inuyasha for taking her to see such a movie. And then she would be all his.

"I'm sorry, sir, but I don't believe that we're allowed to do that. But I'll have to check with Mr. Miyamura though."

Houjo cursed inside of his head, why did those darn people have to further complicate things? "That's okay, forget it." He hung up the phone, evidently irritated. It'd be fine; he still had a plan….

"So where are we going first?" Kagome asked driving. Inuyasha had started to drive, but Kagome insisted that she drive. For safety reasons. Inuyasha still seemed to be pretty mad about it. Why? She was still unaware.

Shoot! I was supposed to drive, Inuyasha thought. The book said that you're supposed to drive the woman to the place. Now I've got Kagome doing it again. "To that Café Agony place."

"Oh yeah. I think I know where that's it. It's around Akai no Hikari district, right?" she asked as if he was supposed to know. The car ride had become disturbingly silent after that, neither one speaking.

Great, Inuyasha thought looking over at Kagome. I've got to find some sort of way to break the ice.

Why is it so silent in here? Well, maybe some music can lighten the mood… Kagome's hand reached over to the radio and 'Someday, Oneday' by BoA blared out the speakers. She nodded her head, she absolutely adored this song.

Inuyasha looked over at her. That damn ray de o was on again and he didn't like it. Just as he was about start with his complaint he remembered Miroku's words.

"If there's one thing that I must teach you, it's how to be a gentleman. You're always calling Kagome such things as: Wench, and other names that are simply degrading to her. You must learn not to lose your temper…"

Yea, there we go… He'd say nothing.

"M-F-L-O loves who? Yeah. Someday oneday, dreamer, meguriau," Kagome sung rocking her head a little.

Inuyasha didn't know what it was, but her voice was somewhat soothing. It made him feel as if this night was going to go perfectly…

"Well, now what, Miroku? I still don't think it was a good idea to come out here spying again," Sango said.

"Strange. Didn't you put me up to spying?"

They had been following Kagome's car for a while, but lost them at a green light. Miroku had been toying with the idea of taking another car, but decided against it. That was how they got in trouble last time wasn't it?

"Hey, guys, I think I see something we could use," Shippo pointed to some bikes that had been parked outside 'The Noodle Shop'.

Miroku wagged a finger at him. "Now you remember what Ms. Higurashi said…"

"About taking stuff that doesn't belong to you," Shippo finished. "But I don't see anybody next to it. We've gotta get a move on!"

Before Miroku could speak another word, Sango was already getting on a bicycle. "C'mon. Let's ride."

"Ooo, Sango. I just love your bad girl attitude."

"Shut up," she said with a smile.

Inuyasha awoke to see a pair of chocolate-colored eyes. Kagome? But where?

"Wake up, sleepy head. We're here."

"Here where?" he asked a little slurred. He looked around trying to see if he'd find anything recognizable. Nope. Nothing.

"Café Agony of course. Now let's go." She unbuckled his seatbelt and took his hand. "Let's go."

"Okay, okay." Damn, he cursed. Another thing I screwed up. I was supposed to open her door. But then again, there were the front doors to the café. Inuyasha quickly ran in front of her and pulled open the door. Boy was Kagome surprised. Inuyasha? Opening doors for her? Whoa. She didn't know what to say, except that maybe this night wasn't going to be all that much of a drag. "T-thanks, Inuyasha."

"The pleasure's mine."

Now she knew she had to be dreaming. That was something she thought she'd never hear him say, unless Inuyasha was being sarcastic or something… Oh well, Kagome. Appreciate it while it lasts.

When she stepped into the café she was nearly taken back by all the different aromas. The walls were painted a misty coffee-colored brown and there were little tables assorted around the room.

"Hello. Welcome to Café Agony, Coffee for lovers. My name is Takako and I'll be your server for this evening. Today's special is the Trouble Chocolate deluxe Lover's Spree. May I take your order?"

God, this girl talks a kilometer a minute, Kagome thought. Oh well, at least she's polite…

"Um…" Kagome glanced at her menu, which she had just received a few seconds ago. It wasn't like she'd ever been to a café before but she managed to find some things she was familiar with. "I'll just take—"

"We'll have that stupid thing you said," Inuyasha interrupted.

"Thanks, sir, your meal with be with you in no time." Takako took up the menus and disappeared through the smoky colored restaurant.

Inuyasha smirked. Rule #23. Always order for the girl.

"I'm amazed, Inuyasha. The lovers deluxe?" Kagome asked truly dazzled.

"I know we aren't lovers but it's probably cheap," was his response.

"Oh. That's all?" She sighed. Just when she had thought there was a deeper meaning to it. There goes her dream bubble. Inuyasha had only ordered it because it was cheap. Great… He didn't have to tell her… "I'll be back."

"Where are you going?"

"To the bathroom."

Yea right. Likely answer. The book said that most likely when your date left for something that they were just trying to get away from you. There was no way that Inuyasha was going to let that happen. Kagome might say she was going and then leave the café to meet Homo. Oh no. He'd put a stop to that. "I'm coming too," he said rising.

"Huh? But Inuyasha, I'm going to the girls' restroom. There's no way that you could come in there."

"Well let me walk you there."

She sighed. Just what was he up to anyhow? Was Inuyasha being courteous or just plain sneaky? Whatever the case she'd allowed him to walk her there. "Now just stay out here or go back to the table one. Okay?"

He nodded obediently.

Houjo pulled his car into the movie theater's parking lot, choosing a space nearest the entrance. Time to get down to business. As he trotted to the front doors his eyes scanned the titles of the movies to be shown tonight. 'Nihao my Concubine' 'Ringu' 'Manatsu no Eve'. His eyes stopped on the last one. 'Young and Eager' Rated R. Starring Yumi Yummiyummi. Every guy wanted to blank her blank'.

Perfect! Now all he had to do was work his magic. Making sure that no one was watching him, he snuck in while the crowd was leaving. Now all he had to do was… Houjo quickly grabbed one of the guys in a bright red and blue 'Neo-Tokyo Dome Theater' uniform and ran into a darkened theater.

Houjo walked out satisfied. How many times had he seen that happen in the T.V. shows? He strolled out the front doors and into the little booth. He tapped a girl with dyed orangish hair's shoulder. "Excuse me. You are Akino, right?"

She nodded. "Why?"

"I'll take over for you in a while." That while being until Inuyasha and Kagome showed of course.

"Oh okay. Thanks. That is very nice of you."

Sango and Miroku arrived at Café Agony around 6:52. Shippo had shaped himself into a nice looking lady. Miroku had told him they might let him in like that, even when Sango asked the reason why Shippo just couldn't stay the way he was. That received no response.

"Welcome to Café Agony. I'm Ishida Yoko, your server." She looked at them. "A threesome huh?"

"What?" Sango asked. What the heck was that?

To this Miroku just smiled. He didn't know what that meant, but he did like being in there with two women even if the other one just appeared that way."Yea."

"Cool. Well, let me show you to your table."

As Ishida lead the way Sango whispered over to Miroku, "What the heck is a threesome anyway?"

He shrugged. "I'm unaware, but it got us in didn't it?"

"Yes, but still. You shouldn't say 'yes' to stuff when you don't know what it means."

"Here you are," Ishida interrupted. She gave them a table "conveniently" located next to Inuyasha and Kagome's. "I'll be back later or you can just call me when you're ready."

Sango nodded and smiled. This smile faded as soon as Ishida left though. "Now, Miroku, are you sure that they're here? I don't see them."

"Advert your eyes to the left."

"Huh?" In front of a door with a little lady symbol on it stood Inuyasha. "Oh. I guess you were right."

"Miroku, do I have to stay like this? I'm tired," said Shippo.

This comment was ignored. "But where is Kagome?"

"You're right." Sango eeyes scanned around. Having no luck, she shrugged. "I don't know, but I'm sure we'll see her soon."

Miroku nodded.

What was taking that girl so long? Inuyasha felt as if he'd been standing there for the longest. What the hell did she have to do in there anyway?

Inside, Kagome was splashing her face with water. She needed some time to think. What was up with all these strange thoughts? Just when she'd thought that she didn't like him, she was getting disappointed when things didn't turn out like it seemed. Did Kagome really like Inuyasha? Naw… And even if she did, did he? Well, like her mom had always told her, there's only one way to find out. Ask him. She shook her head. No way. Plus she didn't want to be disappointed if he said 'no'. It would be just like on Fushigi Yuugi. Episode 4.

Miaka had confessed her love for Tamahome to him and then he'd told her that he didn't feel that way about her…

No way! You've just been watching too much anime, Kagome. It's not even about love and this isn't anime. This is real life. And besides, Miaka got him in the end. Better get it together. She took one last look at her reflection and dried off her face. Time to face him. Kagome walked out the bathroom. She saw Inuyasha standing not too far from the door.

"What took you so long?" he asked.

"It's nothing. Sorry about that."

Just as Inuyasha was about to retort, he could have almost sworn that Miroku was there mouthing something about 'contemplating Kagome'?

They headed back to the table where they still hadn't been served yet. How long had it been that they'd given that woman their order?

"Hey, Inuyasha? Just a question but you like spending time with me right?"

"That depends. Is this a trick question?"

"Never mind." Kagome folded her arms.

"It was just a joke. If I didn't then why would I be here with you? Think about it, genius," he said with a smile.

Her expression turned serious. "Inuyasha, do you have a fever?" She pulled across the table placing her hand on his forehead.

"Why do you say that?"

"Something has to be wrong with you if—"

He took her hand and placed it in his. "Just because I say something nice to you doesn't mean I'm sick. I feel fine." For that split second, Kagome could have sworn that he was going to kiss her hand, but he just gave it back. Somehow, she kind of wished that he had…

Ending notes: I had wanted to make you guys suffer, but I decided to finish this chapter for the most half. And has anyone seen Trouble Chocolate before? Is it that dumb of an anime? Cuz I wanna buy it, but all the reviews I've read say it was stupid. But anyhow, all reviews are greatly appreciated, I just wish that everyone that reviewed Ch. 15 would come back and read this chapter… (Bunny-chan...) Onegaiishimasu…. Megu-chan .