Chapter 5
bOperation Kill Harry Potter/b
Well, I didn't change these two chapters, as I had no ideas and I'm too lazy, so I'm putting them together since they're relatively short.
It was a lovely, sunny day and Voldemort had summoned his Death Eaters back to the cleverly hidden hide-out. It had been several days and Voldemort judged it to be well aired out and clear of any stench that was left there by the mishap.
As Voldemort walked into the underground hideaway he drew in a deep breath and sighed happily to himself. That Febreeze stuff really works, he thought. He sat down in a nonexistant chair at the nonexistant table and switched on his new shiny laptop.
"Electronic devices don't work on Hogwarts grounds," Peter said remembering for once what Snape had told him.
Voldemort's computer switched off.
"Well," said Voldemort clearly fighting off any urge to physically hurt Peter after what happened last time. "We're not really on Hogwarts grounds, we're under it, so it doesn't count."
Voldemort's computer switched back on as did Peter's headset which he was carrying in his pocket.
"Oh, Baby Baby!" Peter exclaimed while putting on his headset. He then blew a giant raspberry at Snape who confiscated the walkman and spit in his face.
"Now, now boys," said Voldemort for once trying to avoid an altercation. "I've been brainstorming for the past few days and have come to the conclusion that since this is a secret operation we will be in the need of codenames. First and foremost we need a title for our mission. Anybody have any ideas?"
"What are we trying to do again?" Lucius said.
"Kill Harry Potter, you idiot!"
"Oh, yeah," said a glazed over Lucius. "Why don't we call it 'Operation Kill Harry Potter'?"
"Well, it's a little bit obvious, isn't it, you dolt," sneered Snape.
"No, no. I like it," said a pensive Voldemort.
"I do hope you're being sarcastic. That's the dumbest thing I've ever heard," said Snape.
"No, I'm not being sarcastic. The plan name is simple and easy to remember. If anyone in the Ministry heard it they'd never suspect us. They'd think 'Voldemort and his gang sure must be stupid to name the operation that'," said Voldemort.
"Exactly," said Snape.
"What?" said Voldemort.
"Nothing."
"Well, that's settled. The plan is called 'Operation Kill Harry Potter'!"
Chapter 6
bDimple Deepdelver/b
"Hey you guys! Check this out! Look what I found!" exclaimed Voldemort as he was surfing the web on his brand new laptop.
All of the curious Death Eaters gathered around the computer as Voldemort showed them the nifty new site he'd found.
"What is it?" asked a half interested Snape.
"A hobbit name generator," said Voldemort. "We can use this to make codenames for everyone."
Voldemort typed in his name. It asked for a first name and a last name and he wasn't about to type Tom Riddle so instead he typed Lord Voldemort.
"My name is Dimple Deepdelver!"
"That is so gay," screamed Lucius and then backed away into the corner after the Dark Lord raised his wand in threat.
"You next Lucius," said Voldemort.
He typed in Lucius Malfoy.
"You're name is Rosie Bulge," Voldemort beamed at Lucius.
"That's a girl's name!" said Lucius but at the look on Voldemort's face said," and that's not a bad thing."
"Alright Severus." Voldemort typed in Severus Snape. "You're name is..... Longo Brockhouse."
"Hey, you're name is 'Longo'," giggled Peter.
"The name fits," said a satisfied Snape. Peter stopped giggling and mused over Severus' statement.
"Crabbe and Goyle, since you two are inseparable anyway well give you both the same name." Voldemort typed in Crabbe Goyle. "Your name is Grigory Danderfulff."
"Shut up, Peter," he added as Peter began to mock Crabbe and Goyle's new name. "And Peter, you're name will be... Load darn it! Aw come on, you're a brand new computer! Ah, here we go, you're name is Wilibald Boggy-Hillocks."
"Hey Peter," said Snape, " Your name fits, too." Snape patted the bald spot on the back of Peter's head.
"Anyway," said Voldemort," we will use these walkie talkies to communicate and that's when we'll use codenames." He handed out the walkie talkies. "Tomorrow morning bright and early we're going into the castle to kill Harry Potter, alright? Everyone get some sleep, now."
"That's it?" asked Snape. "Don't you think we should have a plan?"
"Oh, yeah... Well nevermind about killing Harry Potter tomorrow. We'll have to wait until we have a plan. So we'll make a plan tomorrow and then we'll kill Harry Potter, how about that?"
YAY! Now get ready for a brand spanking NEW Chapter!!!
bOperation Kill Harry Potter/b
Well, I didn't change these two chapters, as I had no ideas and I'm too lazy, so I'm putting them together since they're relatively short.
It was a lovely, sunny day and Voldemort had summoned his Death Eaters back to the cleverly hidden hide-out. It had been several days and Voldemort judged it to be well aired out and clear of any stench that was left there by the mishap.
As Voldemort walked into the underground hideaway he drew in a deep breath and sighed happily to himself. That Febreeze stuff really works, he thought. He sat down in a nonexistant chair at the nonexistant table and switched on his new shiny laptop.
"Electronic devices don't work on Hogwarts grounds," Peter said remembering for once what Snape had told him.
Voldemort's computer switched off.
"Well," said Voldemort clearly fighting off any urge to physically hurt Peter after what happened last time. "We're not really on Hogwarts grounds, we're under it, so it doesn't count."
Voldemort's computer switched back on as did Peter's headset which he was carrying in his pocket.
"Oh, Baby Baby!" Peter exclaimed while putting on his headset. He then blew a giant raspberry at Snape who confiscated the walkman and spit in his face.
"Now, now boys," said Voldemort for once trying to avoid an altercation. "I've been brainstorming for the past few days and have come to the conclusion that since this is a secret operation we will be in the need of codenames. First and foremost we need a title for our mission. Anybody have any ideas?"
"What are we trying to do again?" Lucius said.
"Kill Harry Potter, you idiot!"
"Oh, yeah," said a glazed over Lucius. "Why don't we call it 'Operation Kill Harry Potter'?"
"Well, it's a little bit obvious, isn't it, you dolt," sneered Snape.
"No, no. I like it," said a pensive Voldemort.
"I do hope you're being sarcastic. That's the dumbest thing I've ever heard," said Snape.
"No, I'm not being sarcastic. The plan name is simple and easy to remember. If anyone in the Ministry heard it they'd never suspect us. They'd think 'Voldemort and his gang sure must be stupid to name the operation that'," said Voldemort.
"Exactly," said Snape.
"What?" said Voldemort.
"Nothing."
"Well, that's settled. The plan is called 'Operation Kill Harry Potter'!"
Chapter 6
bDimple Deepdelver/b
"Hey you guys! Check this out! Look what I found!" exclaimed Voldemort as he was surfing the web on his brand new laptop.
All of the curious Death Eaters gathered around the computer as Voldemort showed them the nifty new site he'd found.
"What is it?" asked a half interested Snape.
"A hobbit name generator," said Voldemort. "We can use this to make codenames for everyone."
Voldemort typed in his name. It asked for a first name and a last name and he wasn't about to type Tom Riddle so instead he typed Lord Voldemort.
"My name is Dimple Deepdelver!"
"That is so gay," screamed Lucius and then backed away into the corner after the Dark Lord raised his wand in threat.
"You next Lucius," said Voldemort.
He typed in Lucius Malfoy.
"You're name is Rosie Bulge," Voldemort beamed at Lucius.
"That's a girl's name!" said Lucius but at the look on Voldemort's face said," and that's not a bad thing."
"Alright Severus." Voldemort typed in Severus Snape. "You're name is..... Longo Brockhouse."
"Hey, you're name is 'Longo'," giggled Peter.
"The name fits," said a satisfied Snape. Peter stopped giggling and mused over Severus' statement.
"Crabbe and Goyle, since you two are inseparable anyway well give you both the same name." Voldemort typed in Crabbe Goyle. "Your name is Grigory Danderfulff."
"Shut up, Peter," he added as Peter began to mock Crabbe and Goyle's new name. "And Peter, you're name will be... Load darn it! Aw come on, you're a brand new computer! Ah, here we go, you're name is Wilibald Boggy-Hillocks."
"Hey Peter," said Snape, " Your name fits, too." Snape patted the bald spot on the back of Peter's head.
"Anyway," said Voldemort," we will use these walkie talkies to communicate and that's when we'll use codenames." He handed out the walkie talkies. "Tomorrow morning bright and early we're going into the castle to kill Harry Potter, alright? Everyone get some sleep, now."
"That's it?" asked Snape. "Don't you think we should have a plan?"
"Oh, yeah... Well nevermind about killing Harry Potter tomorrow. We'll have to wait until we have a plan. So we'll make a plan tomorrow and then we'll kill Harry Potter, how about that?"
YAY! Now get ready for a brand spanking NEW Chapter!!!