Disclaimer: I don't own the Teen titans; I do own the Pom princess and this story.

Author's note: Remember Pom Princess is just like Kitten, but a little smarter.

Jailhouse.

"He loves me... he loves me not." The Pom princess whispered as she continued to pluck her big flower.

"He loves me...."

"Not!" a grim voice came from the dark. A dark figure walked into the light. It was Robin, the boy wonder.

"You! You're the moron that broke my shoe!"

"Cry me a river." Robin replied.

"What do you want anywise? To see me in this tacky strip suit."

Robin threw out a piece of the pink robunny, and Pom Princess looked puzzled and nervous.

"What did these bunnies have inside?"

"I don't know." Pom princess said and turned around with her arms crossed. Robin jerked her aside and looked straight in her eyes.

"That's not the answer I'm looking for."

"Ok, Fine! I'll tell you, but what do I get in return?" Pom Princess asked as she leaned up close to him, hoping for a kiss. Instead, Robin pulled out a gingerbread cookie.

"A Cookie! Are you trying to say I'm fat?!"

"No, but I do know that prison food can get a little nasty sometimes and I know this one cookie would be the only sweet food you'll have in a month. Tell me, was last night's dinner oily and soggy or was it more of runny and greasy?"

Pom Princess' mouth began to drool and stared at the gingerbread cookie.

"Talk." Robin ordered.

"Ok! Ok!" Pom Princess shouted. "It was the best plan yet. My father just finished making this chemical called 'Oragon'. What it does it can basically brainwash anyone into whatever personality they want to. I made mine with everything that makes me. Shampoo, Strawberries, lip liner, perfume, and pink."

"How can you reverse it?"

"Umm..." Pom Princess was thinking.

"C'mon." Robin teased as he wave the cookie back in forth.

"Well Oragon is basically to brainwash people and .... I guess mix Oragon with whatever makes that person them."

"Where can I find Oragon?"

"My father's lab. 1189 Chester road. It's a Pink house."

Robin handed the gingerbread cookie to Pom Princess.

"Thanks." Robin said and left. Pom Princess looked at the gingerbread cookie and grinned.

'No, Thank you.' She thought.

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"Cyborg, Beast boy! I figured it out. It's called Oragon; it's a brainwashing formula. It has to be mixed with certain things that someone likes."

"Explains all the weird companions I've found." Cyborg replied.

"I need you to go to Raven's room and get as many things as possible."

"Go....to Raven's room? Remember the last time we went to Raven's room. We almost got killed!" Beast Boy shouted.

Cyborg gave him a nasty glare.

"I'm going to find a sample of Oragon from her house."

"Robin wait! There's something else you should know about. We have to get this into her within 24 hrs. Or otherwise, Raven will be Legally blonde forever." Cyborg said.

"Alright, be ready at six. Meet us at the Flying Pepperoni, cause after that we can eat. Robin Out."

Meanwhile.....

After 5 stores and $5,995 less, Raven was still not done shopping. "Oh Starfire, We have to go to the Hats express!" Raven shouted with eagerness.

Starfire was exhausted and still carrying all the bags. "Friend Raven, may we please take a breather. My feet are killing me."

"Okay, Goofy. We can sit for a minute."

Starfire plopped herself down on the bench and took a deep breath.

"So how many stuff did we buy?" Raven asked.

"Too much. We have brought 16 shirts, 21 skirts, 14 pair of jeans, and 81 pairs of shoes." Starfire remarked

"Only 81 pair? I thought I bought more. So, how are you and Robin?"

"Me and Robin?" Starfire looked puzzled. "I guess Robin is fine."

"Oh, you know what I mean. He's just totally cute and mysterious. Have you seen him under that mask of his? I mean who is he under there?" Raven asked.

"I do not wish to know." Starfire replied, 'I've been wondering who he is as well.' Starfire thought.

"Raven, how are your powers?" Starfire asked in order to change the subject.

"What do you mean?" Raven asked.

"Well don't your powers go out of control when your emotions get in the way." Starfire asked.

"No, Silly. You know that I can use my emotions, if I don't think of anything that's when my powers go crazy." Raven answered.

Starfire was puzzled. "But Raven, you have to meditate in order to use your powers that is why yo-"

"SHUT UP, STARFIRE!" Raven shouted and then glowed pink. Starfire looked at Raven sacredly Raven clamed down and hugged Starfire.

"Listen, I'm sorry. Tell you what, why don't we go have lunch and pick all the cute boys over at the tables." Raven said as she smiled.

Starfire was receiving a message from Robin and thought that would be a good idea.

"Yes, go ahead and find us a table." Starfire said and Raven skipped along.

"I read you Robin, what's wrong?"

"Nothing, How Raven?"

"She is quite difficult to understand. She talks about boys, shoes and pink clothing. Her powers are unaffected though her emotions, but some how she can glow pink when she is angry. She grabbed a shoe maker because it was not her color."

"I knew it. She's starting to take form of the Pom Princess."

"What do you mean?"

"Pom Princess gave her a formula that is starting to give characteristics of herself. We only have 24 hrs to get Raven back to normal."

"Do you wish for me to take her home?"

"No, she'll suspect something. Keep on shopping till 5:30 and tell her that you'll meet us for pizza at the flying pepperoni. Keep yourself occupied, Robin out."

Starfire took a deep breath and walk out the food court. 'Shop till she drops. In my luck it might be me who drops.'

Next time- crash of the blondes