Legal Things That I Hate Writing......
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Ok....I'm not and never will be the owner of these characters from Invader
Zim or the quote from Clone High, so don't sue me.
-Project 59- by "Bonez" aka Happy Noodle Gurl Chapter 3
Mr. Ineedoxygen sat at his desk and cleared his throat. "Allrighty you lil hooligans, I just heard from the skool principle that we have another transfer student who'll be joining our overcroweded class----" Mr. Ineedoxygen grabbed at his heart and started violently coughing like really really old people do. "----**COUGH HACK WHEEZE**......like I was---- **COUGH**-----saying, she is----**HACK COUGH CHOKE** ----new to this---- **CHOKE HACK CHOKE** GOOD HOLY-MOLEY MY HEART!!!!" He pulled out a big, red tank from his white lab coat pocket(don't ask me how it could get there, I just had it in my mind ^^'''') and stuck a tube to it which he inhaled air he needed to live from. ".....**cough** Whew.....ok." The class just sat at there desks with blank expressions as their wacko teacher hugged his life-saving oxygen tank. "Allrighty, like I wuz sayin'....she's new here so be nice, or else I'll lecture you on how to resolve fights like when I was youthful." Half the class growned, and a couple of the hellians put their straws and spitballs back in thier pockets and desks. Zim sat there, amazed how this "wrinkley-white-haired human who smelled of expired milk" needed a tank that supplied him air to breath. There was "air" all around them, right? "There are some things I'll never understand about these horrible stink-humans...." thought the short skin- infected-kid sitting in the front. Dib, really feeling rejected more than normal, stuck his head down on his desk and closed his eyes. "I hope I just die........die right now," he thought. Mr. I browsed through his attendence sheet, wrote a couple things down, and then the doorknob to the classroom turned. "Ok first period science class, welcome Raye Manslaughter." Just then, the door swung open and everyone sat straight up in their seats. Zim stared at the girl with curiosity. Her long raven black hair shone in the sunlight beaming through the one window across the room and her deep marroon eyes shimmered like pools of wine. She wore (obviously) her old uniform from her other skool: A plain button-up shirt with a black tie and black skirt that came 2 inches above her knees. She wore two medium-sized silver hoops from her ears that came down to her pinkish lips. But the thing that stood out most of all was her knee-high boots. They zipped straight up on the front, but also had four straps going across making them tight to her legs. Suddenly, the whole class got deathly quiet. She walked up to the teachers cluttered desk and stood facing the class. "Ms. Manslaughter, why don't you tell the class a little bit about yourself?" She looked around with a slight smile and spoke with the softest voice. "Well....let's see, I just moved here from up north to live with my new parents, I'm 14 years old and I like astrology, music, science, and the paranormal---" Right then, Dib looked up from his desk and saw the new girl for the first time. His poor, pathetic heart skipped a beat as soon as she mentioned the word "paranormal." She sighed, and looked down at the ground. Obviously, she wasn't going to fit in at this skool either, she never did no matter where she went. Then, something caught her eye: the short green boy sitting to her left. They made eye contact for a brief moment, then Mr. I stopped lovingly stroking his oxygen tank and cleared his throat again. "Ms. Manslaughter, you can take the seat infront of Dib." "Gasp! Was it true? Was the girl who actually SHARED his interests going to sit infront him!?!" All these questions raced through his enormous head and he smiled with joy. "Dib! Raise your fuckin' hand before I have to break out meh cane on yer enormous head!" Dib sat straight up in his seat and obeyed. Raye looked over his direction and met his gaze. She returned his smile, and quickly sat down in her new assigned seat. "What is this..............human girl??? Why is she so......non-human- like??" thought Zim still staring at her detached smile. All the other pig- humans were so discusting, rude, and just downright obnoxious. But she didn't seem like it at all, actually she seemed "nice." As she sat there staring down at her desk, she felt something hit her back. She turned around and found a note in her chair in the shape of a paper- football.(heh...my friend makes those all the time) She picked it up and looked at the big-headed boy behind her. He smiled and waved at her as she turned around. "Maybe.....she'll believe me about Zim. Yes! The perfect person to tell his secret too! She'll believe me, I know she will!" he thought to himself. Raye carefully opened the note and read it to herself.
"I study the paranormal too. Maybe we could get together sometime and do something, whatchu think?" -Dib-
Raye smiled at his inventation and wrote back.
"Sounds like fun! How 'bout tomorrow?" -Raye-
Just as she threw the note back at him, she glanced over at the green boy once more and noticed he hadn't took his eyes off her since she entered the room.
BLARGH!
Yay! Finallly, I WROTE SOMETHING!!! Sorry I didn't sooner, but well, ya know....So do ya like my character?? **smile smile** I made her out of an old character of mine from another story I was writing, but that one really sucked though. Oh well...Thanks to the TWO people who reviewed me, you shall not be forgotten!!!! **gives them a spoooooky thumbs up that shatters all life and hope alive in young children** Uhh...if we have any anime fans here, check out my friend melmel's fanfic about Aoshi and Misao from Kenshin, her pen name is Kitsuri. Thankies for reviewing! (even though I KNOW she's getting tired of hearing about me constantly talking about Invader Zim and so forth....Thanks!) So, should I bring back in Christie? I have some ideas....**evil smile** Well, I'm gonna go lay down and hopefully regain all the braincells I've lost looking at this screen, ok? Duh..........bai. **flies away**
~*~Bonez aka Happy Noodle Gurl~*~
P.S.~ "You make me so mad I could piss glue!!! errrrr!!!" =P
-Project 59- by "Bonez" aka Happy Noodle Gurl Chapter 3
Mr. Ineedoxygen sat at his desk and cleared his throat. "Allrighty you lil hooligans, I just heard from the skool principle that we have another transfer student who'll be joining our overcroweded class----" Mr. Ineedoxygen grabbed at his heart and started violently coughing like really really old people do. "----**COUGH HACK WHEEZE**......like I was---- **COUGH**-----saying, she is----**HACK COUGH CHOKE** ----new to this---- **CHOKE HACK CHOKE** GOOD HOLY-MOLEY MY HEART!!!!" He pulled out a big, red tank from his white lab coat pocket(don't ask me how it could get there, I just had it in my mind ^^'''') and stuck a tube to it which he inhaled air he needed to live from. ".....**cough** Whew.....ok." The class just sat at there desks with blank expressions as their wacko teacher hugged his life-saving oxygen tank. "Allrighty, like I wuz sayin'....she's new here so be nice, or else I'll lecture you on how to resolve fights like when I was youthful." Half the class growned, and a couple of the hellians put their straws and spitballs back in thier pockets and desks. Zim sat there, amazed how this "wrinkley-white-haired human who smelled of expired milk" needed a tank that supplied him air to breath. There was "air" all around them, right? "There are some things I'll never understand about these horrible stink-humans...." thought the short skin- infected-kid sitting in the front. Dib, really feeling rejected more than normal, stuck his head down on his desk and closed his eyes. "I hope I just die........die right now," he thought. Mr. I browsed through his attendence sheet, wrote a couple things down, and then the doorknob to the classroom turned. "Ok first period science class, welcome Raye Manslaughter." Just then, the door swung open and everyone sat straight up in their seats. Zim stared at the girl with curiosity. Her long raven black hair shone in the sunlight beaming through the one window across the room and her deep marroon eyes shimmered like pools of wine. She wore (obviously) her old uniform from her other skool: A plain button-up shirt with a black tie and black skirt that came 2 inches above her knees. She wore two medium-sized silver hoops from her ears that came down to her pinkish lips. But the thing that stood out most of all was her knee-high boots. They zipped straight up on the front, but also had four straps going across making them tight to her legs. Suddenly, the whole class got deathly quiet. She walked up to the teachers cluttered desk and stood facing the class. "Ms. Manslaughter, why don't you tell the class a little bit about yourself?" She looked around with a slight smile and spoke with the softest voice. "Well....let's see, I just moved here from up north to live with my new parents, I'm 14 years old and I like astrology, music, science, and the paranormal---" Right then, Dib looked up from his desk and saw the new girl for the first time. His poor, pathetic heart skipped a beat as soon as she mentioned the word "paranormal." She sighed, and looked down at the ground. Obviously, she wasn't going to fit in at this skool either, she never did no matter where she went. Then, something caught her eye: the short green boy sitting to her left. They made eye contact for a brief moment, then Mr. I stopped lovingly stroking his oxygen tank and cleared his throat again. "Ms. Manslaughter, you can take the seat infront of Dib." "Gasp! Was it true? Was the girl who actually SHARED his interests going to sit infront him!?!" All these questions raced through his enormous head and he smiled with joy. "Dib! Raise your fuckin' hand before I have to break out meh cane on yer enormous head!" Dib sat straight up in his seat and obeyed. Raye looked over his direction and met his gaze. She returned his smile, and quickly sat down in her new assigned seat. "What is this..............human girl??? Why is she so......non-human- like??" thought Zim still staring at her detached smile. All the other pig- humans were so discusting, rude, and just downright obnoxious. But she didn't seem like it at all, actually she seemed "nice." As she sat there staring down at her desk, she felt something hit her back. She turned around and found a note in her chair in the shape of a paper- football.(heh...my friend makes those all the time) She picked it up and looked at the big-headed boy behind her. He smiled and waved at her as she turned around. "Maybe.....she'll believe me about Zim. Yes! The perfect person to tell his secret too! She'll believe me, I know she will!" he thought to himself. Raye carefully opened the note and read it to herself.
"I study the paranormal too. Maybe we could get together sometime and do something, whatchu think?" -Dib-
Raye smiled at his inventation and wrote back.
"Sounds like fun! How 'bout tomorrow?" -Raye-
Just as she threw the note back at him, she glanced over at the green boy once more and noticed he hadn't took his eyes off her since she entered the room.
BLARGH!
Yay! Finallly, I WROTE SOMETHING!!! Sorry I didn't sooner, but well, ya know....So do ya like my character?? **smile smile** I made her out of an old character of mine from another story I was writing, but that one really sucked though. Oh well...Thanks to the TWO people who reviewed me, you shall not be forgotten!!!! **gives them a spoooooky thumbs up that shatters all life and hope alive in young children** Uhh...if we have any anime fans here, check out my friend melmel's fanfic about Aoshi and Misao from Kenshin, her pen name is Kitsuri. Thankies for reviewing! (even though I KNOW she's getting tired of hearing about me constantly talking about Invader Zim and so forth....Thanks!) So, should I bring back in Christie? I have some ideas....**evil smile** Well, I'm gonna go lay down and hopefully regain all the braincells I've lost looking at this screen, ok? Duh..........bai. **flies away**
~*~Bonez aka Happy Noodle Gurl~*~
P.S.~ "You make me so mad I could piss glue!!! errrrr!!!" =P