A/N: First of all, sorry for not updating earlier. I am getting the Big Mean exams very soon and I am sure that after them I will drop dead in my She-Hulk form with birdies flying around my head cartoon style. I can almost hear them... coo-coo, coo-coo...
Thanks to everyone who reviewed, I really appreciate it. :) Kuddos to all!!!
And to Nilrem Arch-Sorceress: Kirsten Killar was a (good) vampire who had a brief affaire with Mulder while Scully was abducted (one ep) and ended up suiciding to be able to kill the other evil vamp dudes. You ended up feeling sorry for the poor girl. ( '3',S2) Sarah Kavanaugh was Mulder's schizophrenic other-life soulmate. She did not believe it though, and sometimes went into Gollum-ey conversations. She was not bitchy, so people was ok with her.('The Field where I died', S4- great ep, btw). And the last girl is Angela White, who was a blonde nimphomaniacal bimbo that jumped onto Mulder when he was drunk and that was when Scully entered the room and went ballistic. ('Syzygy', S3- I was laughing like mad in that ep.LOL. ''Sure. Fine.Whatever.''line.)
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"... and that was when I told her that if she wasn't going to let me dance, she could at least leave my piercing alone. But NOOOO, this Evil Dance Teacher of Doom will not let me live in peace. She pressed further into my belly to make me get the right ballet position and..."
"Miss Kavanaugh!" The teacher called, and Sarah automatically stopped her rant about the dancing lessons and the evil teacher. "Is there something in your conversation that is more interesting than chemistry?"
"Ton of things.'' Sarah muttered under her breath, and Bambi stiffed a laugh. The teacher turned to the board again as Dana stared at the two friends in utter surprise.
"Don't you get detention slips when you talk during the class?" She asked, copying the formulas off the board like the other two.
"It depends on what you say, I guess." Bambi answered. "Sarah speaks a lot sometimes, but nothing that would directly offend the teachers or pupils... most of the time."
"That's because of Marita's influence." Sarah defended herself. "I am perfectly Saint when she is not around." And with a giggle she added. "If she is around we're the bomb! You included, cockroach-woman!"
Bambi eyed her incredulously but jokingly, as Dana watched them both about to laugh.
"I can't believe what you are making Dana think of me. I am not the one who messes things up... I am the babysitter! You and Marita are brats and go crazy at any moment, you need someone to keep an eye on you all the time!"
"Yes, mom." Sarah answered, and Bambi threw a ball of paper at her, who swang a pen at it as if it were a baseball bat. The ball flew up, up and away...and hit the teacher's head.
"KAVANAUGH!!!"
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At the same time, the Mythology class was much more noisy. It was something that tended to happen: the more scientific people tended to be quieter and reasonable. While those who were totally uncapable of science tended to draw attention by the amount of noise they made.
But for Monica, it was a lot worse. She headed to where Kirsten and Marita were sitting with her gaze lowered, almost in tears. Both of her friends looked up at her and she shook her head.
"Mon... what happened?" Kisten automatically asked, rising from her desk and helping Monica sit by them. She found a handkerchief in her bag and handed it to the crying girl, then turned for approval at Marita, who at the moment just stared threateningly- she thought she knew where this was going.
"They were at the door. You remember that last year I lost my keychain? That one with the red lizard? They had it, and when I went up to them to ask for it..." She turned around so that their friends could see.
There was a big, green piece of bubblegum in Monica's hair. It seemed that she had tried to pull it off, but she was unable to. There was a streak of hair that was bubblegummed forever. Kirsten muttered an 'Owww', but Marita's eyes went on fire.
She turned to look at the door... and there they were. She had seen them with Diana before. Their leader of Doom was in chemistry class, but it seemed that it would not stop them. They looked straight back at Marita with their mischievous glares.
Angela White and Phoebe Green. Marita would have gone into She-Hulk form and chewed them up like their beloved bubblegums right there. They sat down a few rows in front of her friends and herself. The class was about to start.
"The Spynx is a creature that ancient Greeks and Egyptians venerated. It had been said that it was a Pharoah's face, but also that it was the bosy of a being from another planet..." The teacher's voice was clearer each time, as people sat down and listened.
Spooky, as lots of people called him, was someone who Marita rather liked. He was as paranoid as she was. When he sat by her, she saw her immediate solution. With a wide smile she turned to Mulder.
"Hey, Kickass Cat." He greeted as he sat down.
"Hey Alien Boy." She answered. She leaned in closer to him and pointed Monica to him. "We had a problem right now and I was wondering..."
"... If I had something to eat?" Mulder smiled, knowing where Marita was going. Revenge all the way! Mulder had known her for a while now, and they had become friends. It was some sort of tradition that they sat together at Mythology- she always had a cool detail about the beast that he was willing to know.
The Spooky cutey got some sunflower seeds out of his pockets and held them in his hand. Then he gave Marita one of those big, pink, sticky sweets that he got off a baf filled with anything fat-related. Marita smiled. She chewed on the thing even if she didn't usually like them, and prepared to strike.
She looked at her surroundings. Noone noticed that she was munching on something sweet and holding a sticky piece of it... Good. Kirsten was bust with some scissors getting rid of the piece of Monica's hair that had been lost in combat. And Mulder... he watched her, of course. They were in this mischief together.
She stood up from her desk and with amazing aim threw the pink , sticky bulk and hit Angela's percet blonde hair. WHACK! Maximum territory adquired by the sweet. 'Woohoo, go me' Marita thought.
"That will make you rethink before you throw bubblegums around!"
The teacher had a panoramic of the throwing. It could have been in the Olympics. The whole class had seen it, that was. And everyone either smiled, laughed or screamed- depending on whose side they were. But the most outraged of all was Angela.
"I'm SO getting it back at you!" She spat out in rage as Phoebe desperately tried to pluck the pink goo off her friend's hair.
"You and how many more like you?" Marita cockily answered.
The teacher was going red from rage.He waved his hand at Marita and pointed to the door.
"COVARRUBIAS!-"
"...DETENTION! NOW!" Marita mimicked the teacher. "Fine. Whatever."
She quickly got down to get her bag and Mulder handed her the seeds.
"You don't like sweets. This will take away the bad taste." He smiled.
"Thank you, for the seeds and the help." She winked. As she passed her friends, who were amazed and laughing like crazy, Kirsten told her.
"Beaten the new record. Noone had been in detention so early in the day until now."
Marita shrugged and grinned at her friends as she headed to the door and closed the classroom's door behind her.
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Just as Marita went out of her class, Sarah exited hers. Sara was shocked. She had never been in detention before, even less for something that she had not been aware if until the Roar of the Jungle filled her ears.
"I hit the teacher playing desk-ball." Sarah said, as the two walked side by side to the detention room.
"I deliberately attacked Angela with a sticky sweet."
"Woah, I should have seen that."
"I am sure that Mulder's friends taped it." Marita smiled. "How is the newbie?"
"With Bambi. I guess that she won't get in trouble too much while she is with her, right?" Sarah teased.
"It happens when you are with Bambi." The other one shrugged.
"I was just thinking..." Sarah said after a moment of silence. "We DO really need a babysitter."
The roar of laughter from the two almost made the building shake.
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Dana was still recovering from the fit of laughter when Sarah went out. When the teacher had turned to her, she had been pale as paper. Then after he had thrown his temper tantrum on her, pointed his finger at the door and yelled "DETENTION ROOM!". The best part was that Sara had left making the military salute.
"You are just amazing." Dana told Bambi. "Do all of you behave like this all the time?"
"Nah... for this lesson the group is split. You should see what we do in the classes where we are together." She said with a grin. "But you are one of us now, Dana.That is something that won't be easy to change."
"Why so difficult? You haven't met me for too long." Dana asked with a slight smile.
"Marita. She would chew on me if something happened to you in my company." She explained. "And that... well, she knows when someone is going to be good.Most of time anyway." This last part was something that Dana detected as blurry. It was not that Bambi had said anything- it was what she had not said.
"Something bad happens?" Dana asked, since Bambi's look was not too cheerful.
"It's just that...Well, you know that there is always a guy you like at school. And Marita chose hers a long while ago."
"You mean this Mulder she seemed to know?"
"Nah...That one is yours." She joked. Dana smiled and blushed a bit, but kept listening. "Marita chose the school Bad Boy."
Dana turned to copy some more off the board as Bambi did the same. There were lots of things that had happened between them. It was a whirlwind of emotions and friendship, something she was now into, holding onto her new friends and an instant crush on a guy she had seen just once. But hey, that was life.
"What's his name?" Dana asked as they copied. "The boy that Marita likes."
Bambi doubted. Dana would find him sooner or later. He was friends with Mulder, and it was bound to happen that they met at some point. Maybe it was fate that the group joined. Bambi shrugged the thought off and turned to Dana.
"Krycek. Alex Krycek."