Project 59 by Bonez aka HappyNoodleGurl
Chapter 14
Dib slowly opened his eyes and the morning sun shone threw his window and lit up his room with light. He held Raye close to him, with the sheet intertwined between them. She was still fast asleep, curled up in his arms.
Carefully, he got up and put his pants back on. So as not to wake her up, he quietly opened and closed the door. He stood there for a moment, outside his bedroom thinking about everything that had went on that early morning.
A smile spread across his face and he never felt happier. Someone loved him, and he knew that. Straightining his glasses, he walked down the stairs with a wide grin. Gaz was sitting on the couch playing her GameSlave, and turned her head to look at her happy brother. This did not make her pleased.
"Dib, why are you so....'cheery' this morning?" she spat, and he just stared at her. "Oh nothing Gaz, I'm just in a good mood today." She stared at him with a raised eyebrow. "Can I kill you now?" "Uhhh.....no," her big brother countered and walked into the kitchen.
Growling, she went back to her game. Dib opened the fridge and poured him some milk. His father was making toast, and didn't even notice Dib until he heard him humming. Turning around, he noticed his usually stressed out son was not so stressed out this particular morning. That could only mean one thing.
"Good morning son, I'm making Toast!" he said popping two pieces out of the toaster and holding them all dramatic-like. Dib sat at the table with a smile and wiped a milk mustache off. "Knock yourself out, Dad!" he said enthusiastically, which really made the Professor sure.
Sitting down next to his son, he twidled his thumbs. "So son....how was your, uh, sleep?" Dib's smile widened even more. "Dad, if you only knew how great it was." Almost choking on a piece of toast, the Professor coughed widly. "Dad! Are you ok?" Dib asked, as Membraine staired at his eldest child confused.
"Yes...I'm fine, but Dib, there's something I need to talk to you about." Dib took another sip of his milk. "What is it?" he asked, and Professor Membraine cleared his throat. "I...don't know quite how to put this..."
Looking down at the table and shuffling his feet nervously, the dumbfounded dad sighed. "....There's a certain time in every man's life when.....well, I don't want to get off the subject, so I'm just going to tell you straight out." Dib nodded, and he went on.
"I'm a man of science, and I talk about this all the time. Well, no, I don't but I had to study the system in college and well, you know....you're getting older now and there may be urges you can't.....control? I was that age once and, well, you can't just do what you want. You have to be careful....I'm not going to beat around the bush, I'm a straight shooter. What I'm saying is.....well......what I'm saying is....." Dib sighed finally realizing what his dad was trying to say.
"I had sex with Raye, and I love her. I want to spend the rest of my life with this girl, and I want little Membraine's running around with her as their mother. I know I was unprotected, and yes it was stupid, but the moment! It's no excuse, but next time I'll be protected and she's going to go get tested soon."
His dad got up and cleared his throat. "Yes, well son I'm glad we had this talk. I'm glad you only slept with someone you love." Gaz could be heard in the background. "EEEEEWWW! GROSS DIB!" Raye walked down the stairs in her nightclothes wiping her eyes tiredly.
Gaz turned around to see Raye. She paused her game. Walking by the couch, Raye stopped as soon as Gaz talked to her. "Did you really do my brother?" Raye looked down at Gaz. "Umm.maybe." Gaz shuddered and unpaused her game. "You both really ARE freaks..." Raye smiled sarcastically and walked into the kitchen. "I'm feelin' the love, Gaz. Really."
She walked behind Dib and slung her arms around him. Hugging him lovingly, she looked up at the Professor who didn't know exactly what to say or do. "Good morning, Mr. Membraine!" she said, and he nodded. "Good morning, would you like some..*TOAST!?!"(*Did the dramatic 'toast' move again)
Everything got quiet and Raye just blinked. "Umm.thank you for the offer, but I'm good." She said with a smile. "Oh, all right I'll share mine with Gaz then." The disgruntled dad mumbled walking out of the room leaving the two 'lovebirds' to themselves. Dib pulled her on his lap and they shared a short, sweet peck.
"Good morning, darling," he whispered sweetly to her as she wrapped her arms around his neck. "Good morning, sweety!" she said enthusastically, thinking in the back of her mind how weird it was to be talking that mature at the age of 15.
"Last night was the best nights sleep I've ever had," she said, kissing his cheek. "Oh really? What if I told you it was mine too?" he replied, kissing her soft, morning lips. Gaz could be heard in the background again. "DON'T FREAK IN MY KITCHEN!" the little girl yelled across two rooms, leaving Dib and Raye pink-cheeked.
It was morning, and Zim still hadn't got any sleep. He kept on touching his lips, thinking over and over about that wretched girl. Why had she left him like that? She came onto him so strong, then she just had to go all "noble." He sat on the floor flipped through the pictures that lay scattered around him.
There was pictures of Dib and Raye kissing, eating cotton candy, flipping off the camera, at the mall, and all the mooshy stuff involved. Zim's blood boiled everytime he saw her in the Dib-beasts arms, which was quite often in the doubles.
Then, he came to his favorite picture. The one he was going to keep. It was a snapshot of Raye sitting infront of a ivory water fountain. The sun shone behind her smiling face, and water shot up from chubby little ivory angels holding pots in their hands. The more he looked at her serene smile, the more he wanted her to be his.
Suddenly, he heard Gir's high-pitch scream from somewhere and the giant T.V. flipped on. -------------------
The Tallests were sitting in a lil cyber café sipping a new Irk drink: Irk Margas ( Earth = Margaritas). After about 8 cups, Purple was in an extremely happy moon and Red was the exact opposite. A short, small Irken waiter with yellow eyes shuffled up to their table and Purple grinned stupidly.
"Whooo! Hey! Who are you? Are you our waiter!?! Have some Margas! WHOOO! I LIKE PUPPETS! C'mon, do an impression for me!" Purple babbled, and before the waiter could respond, Red hit him with a cup. "Shut the FUCK up, Purple! I'm gonna kill you with some damn lasers if you don't quiet down!!" Red looked at the little squirt and frowned even more. "What in the hell you staring at!?! You wanna take this outside!?! I'm the Tallest, DAMNIT!"
The short Irk started shivering and his lil yellow eyes watered. "I'm sorry sir!" Purple chugged a whole other cup and yelled happily. "I LOVE this stuff! Red, I love you, man! Really! You're like...my brother!" he put his arm around his comrad and shuffled closer. Red pushed him off meanly and sipped the plastic cup once more.
"Get the hell offa me! If you're not Irken Superstar Xu, I don't even want you touching me!" Just as he said that, some sexy music started playing and everyone stood still. Suddenly, a pretty tall Irken woman walked into the room and no one even breathed. Her antenna's were kinda like Tak's, except they were longer and she had blue eyes. Red and Purple sighed. "Xu.."
She was wearing some type of diamond-like neclace with a short, tight white dress. (*If you've ever seen Not Another Teen Movie, she does the Amanda Becker thing with the music and white light. If not, then everyone's just staring like dumbasses) Finally, when she started moving again, everyone did too. Purple waved with a retarded smile. "Heeeeelloooo XxxUuu! ReD wAnTs to TeeeeLL yeeeeew SumThInG!!!!"
Red punched Purple off his seat, who landed on the floor and stayed there for a moment, but that's a different matter. Xu walked over towards Red and wiggled her antennas. "Hello Allmighty Tallest Red." Red smirked and kicked Purple's drunken, barely-alive body. "Heh, Hi Xu!! Uh..I like your music! It's.uh.really good!" stuttered her allmighty tall leader. She placed her hands on her hips and looked at him curiously.
"Allmighty Tallest Purple said you had something to tell me? Is that true?" In rage, he kick Purple one more time and this time he made a sound like "Ouchie!" Red pretended not to notice. "Why..yes! Yes I do. Do you like Margas?" ("Oo, you're smooth!") he thought to himself, as she nodded. "Of course! They're all the rage!" Purple groaned and sat up, rubbing his head. "Ouchies! You hurt when you kick, you know that Red!?!"
Red gave him one of those "leave-me-alone-I'm-getting-my-mack- on type looks, but Purple was too much beyond tipsy to comprehend. Xu wiggled her antennas at Purple, who gave her a big bear hug. Red was not impressed. "Awww! Ain't Xu just the cuuuuutest!?!" Before Red could hit his partner again, the overexcited annoucement duded yelled through the intercom.
"INCOMING TRANSMISSION FROM EARTH!" Red hit his head and Purple cheered. "Yay! The Irk we despise!"-------------------
Gir was busy pressing all the different color buttons on a remote he found buried in the couch earlier. Unfortunatly, he pressed the button that said "Irk" and Zim sat in the middle of all the pictures drowning in hate, as a picture of the Tallests popped up. Red was not happy.
"What the hell do you want, Zim!?!" Purple chased random people around the café. "I looooooove yoooooou!!" Red threw something else at him, and Zim sighed. "I'm sorry, my tallest, but I didn't mean to contact you today." Red sighed. "Oh good.I MEAN----uhh, oh good.that you were doing so well you didn't need to talk to us!" he smiled all crooked and Zim raised an eyebrow. "Yes.allright then."
Gir ran infront of the screen and screeched in that high pitched voice again. "WHEEE-HOO! I MADE A STINKY!" After that quite random moment, he ran off out the open window. Purple ran up to the screen and noticed all the pictures around him, and the one he had in his hand.
"What are thooooose, Ziiiiiiiim. Heh.Zim. Zim Bim Lim Sim Dim!" Zim sighed and looked up. "They mean nothing to me! These 'pictures' are nothing but evidence!" Red was starting to get annoyed and Purple proceeded a conversation in his drunken state. "Hmmm.(evidence for what?) What's that one in your claws!?!" Zim didn't want to show it to them, but sighing he placed the picture of Raye and the fountain up to the screen.
As soon as they saw it, both Red and Purple choked violently. After clearing up, they stared at the "Earthling" on this picture. Let's just say that sobered them both up. Red got close up to the screen. "Where did you see this.'thing?'" he asked, and Zim was surprized that his leaders was so interested in the human too.
"She goes to my Skool, the learning institute for DISCUSTING STINK BEASTS! But I know her, and I think she may provide useful to my operation. So please, don't KILL THE NOT SO STINKY BEAST!" Purple placed his claws up to the screen and traced her face. "Red, you don't think it's..her, do ya?"
Red examined the picture closely, and shrugged. "It looks like her, but we'd have to check her heart chamber." Zim just listened, wondering what they were talking about. Finally, they came to a conclusion. Clearing his throat, Red spoke all leader-like. "Invader Zim, you have a new mission. I want you to find out if this 'Earthanoid' has our symbol ontop of her main chamber. If she does, then bring her back here to me." Purple elbowed him, and he coughed. "Yea.and Purple too." Purple got all happy.
"And then we'll dring Marga's at the party! WHOO!" Red shook his head, and looked back at Xu with a sigh. Zim nodded, wondering what Raye had to do with his homeplanet. "Yes sirs. Invader Zim signing out." After the screen went off, Red and Purple stared at eachother seriously. ((A/N: hmmm..scary)
Red tapped his claws on the table. "You think it's her? You really think we've found 59?" Purple sighed saddly, and looked up at his right hand, staring at his palm and claws. Stroking his own hand, Purple closed his eyes. "I don't know, but I want her back."----------
A/N: Wow! I'm FINALLY getting to the good part! Trust me, this story's gonna be MUCH MUCH longer, like 30 chapters at the least, but I've been wanting to start the beginning of the secrets. Past stuff leaks out from here, stuff about Zim, Dib, The Tallests, and of course, Raye and maybe her eerie connection with the planet Irk. Heh.I've always wanted to make the Tallests drunk. I could see it: Purple would be the happy-go-lucky drunk, while Red would be the mean drunk. Classic! But uh, oh I also loved the "talk" between Dib and his Dad. I've always kinda wondered how the Professor would approach that subject, and that's how I imagined he'd do it. I know things are kinda going fast for Raye and Dib, and they're only 15 but remember: Everything in my story has a reason and will result in something later. There's a reason they're so close, but I'm not going to get into that now! No spoilers! Bad me! **slaps hand** heh.I'm like, super tired so I'm gonna go okies? Well, please R&R and thankies to those who've done before. Umm.bai!
~*~Bonez aka HappyNoodleGurl~*~
P.S.~*~ I started another story on FictionPress. It's called Vampire Tara Shukun if anyone wants to read it! ^_^
Dib slowly opened his eyes and the morning sun shone threw his window and lit up his room with light. He held Raye close to him, with the sheet intertwined between them. She was still fast asleep, curled up in his arms.
Carefully, he got up and put his pants back on. So as not to wake her up, he quietly opened and closed the door. He stood there for a moment, outside his bedroom thinking about everything that had went on that early morning.
A smile spread across his face and he never felt happier. Someone loved him, and he knew that. Straightining his glasses, he walked down the stairs with a wide grin. Gaz was sitting on the couch playing her GameSlave, and turned her head to look at her happy brother. This did not make her pleased.
"Dib, why are you so....'cheery' this morning?" she spat, and he just stared at her. "Oh nothing Gaz, I'm just in a good mood today." She stared at him with a raised eyebrow. "Can I kill you now?" "Uhhh.....no," her big brother countered and walked into the kitchen.
Growling, she went back to her game. Dib opened the fridge and poured him some milk. His father was making toast, and didn't even notice Dib until he heard him humming. Turning around, he noticed his usually stressed out son was not so stressed out this particular morning. That could only mean one thing.
"Good morning son, I'm making Toast!" he said popping two pieces out of the toaster and holding them all dramatic-like. Dib sat at the table with a smile and wiped a milk mustache off. "Knock yourself out, Dad!" he said enthusiastically, which really made the Professor sure.
Sitting down next to his son, he twidled his thumbs. "So son....how was your, uh, sleep?" Dib's smile widened even more. "Dad, if you only knew how great it was." Almost choking on a piece of toast, the Professor coughed widly. "Dad! Are you ok?" Dib asked, as Membraine staired at his eldest child confused.
"Yes...I'm fine, but Dib, there's something I need to talk to you about." Dib took another sip of his milk. "What is it?" he asked, and Professor Membraine cleared his throat. "I...don't know quite how to put this..."
Looking down at the table and shuffling his feet nervously, the dumbfounded dad sighed. "....There's a certain time in every man's life when.....well, I don't want to get off the subject, so I'm just going to tell you straight out." Dib nodded, and he went on.
"I'm a man of science, and I talk about this all the time. Well, no, I don't but I had to study the system in college and well, you know....you're getting older now and there may be urges you can't.....control? I was that age once and, well, you can't just do what you want. You have to be careful....I'm not going to beat around the bush, I'm a straight shooter. What I'm saying is.....well......what I'm saying is....." Dib sighed finally realizing what his dad was trying to say.
"I had sex with Raye, and I love her. I want to spend the rest of my life with this girl, and I want little Membraine's running around with her as their mother. I know I was unprotected, and yes it was stupid, but the moment! It's no excuse, but next time I'll be protected and she's going to go get tested soon."
His dad got up and cleared his throat. "Yes, well son I'm glad we had this talk. I'm glad you only slept with someone you love." Gaz could be heard in the background. "EEEEEWWW! GROSS DIB!" Raye walked down the stairs in her nightclothes wiping her eyes tiredly.
Gaz turned around to see Raye. She paused her game. Walking by the couch, Raye stopped as soon as Gaz talked to her. "Did you really do my brother?" Raye looked down at Gaz. "Umm.maybe." Gaz shuddered and unpaused her game. "You both really ARE freaks..." Raye smiled sarcastically and walked into the kitchen. "I'm feelin' the love, Gaz. Really."
She walked behind Dib and slung her arms around him. Hugging him lovingly, she looked up at the Professor who didn't know exactly what to say or do. "Good morning, Mr. Membraine!" she said, and he nodded. "Good morning, would you like some..*TOAST!?!"(*Did the dramatic 'toast' move again)
Everything got quiet and Raye just blinked. "Umm.thank you for the offer, but I'm good." She said with a smile. "Oh, all right I'll share mine with Gaz then." The disgruntled dad mumbled walking out of the room leaving the two 'lovebirds' to themselves. Dib pulled her on his lap and they shared a short, sweet peck.
"Good morning, darling," he whispered sweetly to her as she wrapped her arms around his neck. "Good morning, sweety!" she said enthusastically, thinking in the back of her mind how weird it was to be talking that mature at the age of 15.
"Last night was the best nights sleep I've ever had," she said, kissing his cheek. "Oh really? What if I told you it was mine too?" he replied, kissing her soft, morning lips. Gaz could be heard in the background again. "DON'T FREAK IN MY KITCHEN!" the little girl yelled across two rooms, leaving Dib and Raye pink-cheeked.
It was morning, and Zim still hadn't got any sleep. He kept on touching his lips, thinking over and over about that wretched girl. Why had she left him like that? She came onto him so strong, then she just had to go all "noble." He sat on the floor flipped through the pictures that lay scattered around him.
There was pictures of Dib and Raye kissing, eating cotton candy, flipping off the camera, at the mall, and all the mooshy stuff involved. Zim's blood boiled everytime he saw her in the Dib-beasts arms, which was quite often in the doubles.
Then, he came to his favorite picture. The one he was going to keep. It was a snapshot of Raye sitting infront of a ivory water fountain. The sun shone behind her smiling face, and water shot up from chubby little ivory angels holding pots in their hands. The more he looked at her serene smile, the more he wanted her to be his.
Suddenly, he heard Gir's high-pitch scream from somewhere and the giant T.V. flipped on. -------------------
The Tallests were sitting in a lil cyber café sipping a new Irk drink: Irk Margas ( Earth = Margaritas). After about 8 cups, Purple was in an extremely happy moon and Red was the exact opposite. A short, small Irken waiter with yellow eyes shuffled up to their table and Purple grinned stupidly.
"Whooo! Hey! Who are you? Are you our waiter!?! Have some Margas! WHOOO! I LIKE PUPPETS! C'mon, do an impression for me!" Purple babbled, and before the waiter could respond, Red hit him with a cup. "Shut the FUCK up, Purple! I'm gonna kill you with some damn lasers if you don't quiet down!!" Red looked at the little squirt and frowned even more. "What in the hell you staring at!?! You wanna take this outside!?! I'm the Tallest, DAMNIT!"
The short Irk started shivering and his lil yellow eyes watered. "I'm sorry sir!" Purple chugged a whole other cup and yelled happily. "I LOVE this stuff! Red, I love you, man! Really! You're like...my brother!" he put his arm around his comrad and shuffled closer. Red pushed him off meanly and sipped the plastic cup once more.
"Get the hell offa me! If you're not Irken Superstar Xu, I don't even want you touching me!" Just as he said that, some sexy music started playing and everyone stood still. Suddenly, a pretty tall Irken woman walked into the room and no one even breathed. Her antenna's were kinda like Tak's, except they were longer and she had blue eyes. Red and Purple sighed. "Xu.."
She was wearing some type of diamond-like neclace with a short, tight white dress. (*If you've ever seen Not Another Teen Movie, she does the Amanda Becker thing with the music and white light. If not, then everyone's just staring like dumbasses) Finally, when she started moving again, everyone did too. Purple waved with a retarded smile. "Heeeeelloooo XxxUuu! ReD wAnTs to TeeeeLL yeeeeew SumThInG!!!!"
Red punched Purple off his seat, who landed on the floor and stayed there for a moment, but that's a different matter. Xu walked over towards Red and wiggled her antennas. "Hello Allmighty Tallest Red." Red smirked and kicked Purple's drunken, barely-alive body. "Heh, Hi Xu!! Uh..I like your music! It's.uh.really good!" stuttered her allmighty tall leader. She placed her hands on her hips and looked at him curiously.
"Allmighty Tallest Purple said you had something to tell me? Is that true?" In rage, he kick Purple one more time and this time he made a sound like "Ouchie!" Red pretended not to notice. "Why..yes! Yes I do. Do you like Margas?" ("Oo, you're smooth!") he thought to himself, as she nodded. "Of course! They're all the rage!" Purple groaned and sat up, rubbing his head. "Ouchies! You hurt when you kick, you know that Red!?!"
Red gave him one of those "leave-me-alone-I'm-getting-my-mack- on type looks, but Purple was too much beyond tipsy to comprehend. Xu wiggled her antennas at Purple, who gave her a big bear hug. Red was not impressed. "Awww! Ain't Xu just the cuuuuutest!?!" Before Red could hit his partner again, the overexcited annoucement duded yelled through the intercom.
"INCOMING TRANSMISSION FROM EARTH!" Red hit his head and Purple cheered. "Yay! The Irk we despise!"-------------------
Gir was busy pressing all the different color buttons on a remote he found buried in the couch earlier. Unfortunatly, he pressed the button that said "Irk" and Zim sat in the middle of all the pictures drowning in hate, as a picture of the Tallests popped up. Red was not happy.
"What the hell do you want, Zim!?!" Purple chased random people around the café. "I looooooove yoooooou!!" Red threw something else at him, and Zim sighed. "I'm sorry, my tallest, but I didn't mean to contact you today." Red sighed. "Oh good.I MEAN----uhh, oh good.that you were doing so well you didn't need to talk to us!" he smiled all crooked and Zim raised an eyebrow. "Yes.allright then."
Gir ran infront of the screen and screeched in that high pitched voice again. "WHEEE-HOO! I MADE A STINKY!" After that quite random moment, he ran off out the open window. Purple ran up to the screen and noticed all the pictures around him, and the one he had in his hand.
"What are thooooose, Ziiiiiiiim. Heh.Zim. Zim Bim Lim Sim Dim!" Zim sighed and looked up. "They mean nothing to me! These 'pictures' are nothing but evidence!" Red was starting to get annoyed and Purple proceeded a conversation in his drunken state. "Hmmm.(evidence for what?) What's that one in your claws!?!" Zim didn't want to show it to them, but sighing he placed the picture of Raye and the fountain up to the screen.
As soon as they saw it, both Red and Purple choked violently. After clearing up, they stared at the "Earthling" on this picture. Let's just say that sobered them both up. Red got close up to the screen. "Where did you see this.'thing?'" he asked, and Zim was surprized that his leaders was so interested in the human too.
"She goes to my Skool, the learning institute for DISCUSTING STINK BEASTS! But I know her, and I think she may provide useful to my operation. So please, don't KILL THE NOT SO STINKY BEAST!" Purple placed his claws up to the screen and traced her face. "Red, you don't think it's..her, do ya?"
Red examined the picture closely, and shrugged. "It looks like her, but we'd have to check her heart chamber." Zim just listened, wondering what they were talking about. Finally, they came to a conclusion. Clearing his throat, Red spoke all leader-like. "Invader Zim, you have a new mission. I want you to find out if this 'Earthanoid' has our symbol ontop of her main chamber. If she does, then bring her back here to me." Purple elbowed him, and he coughed. "Yea.and Purple too." Purple got all happy.
"And then we'll dring Marga's at the party! WHOO!" Red shook his head, and looked back at Xu with a sigh. Zim nodded, wondering what Raye had to do with his homeplanet. "Yes sirs. Invader Zim signing out." After the screen went off, Red and Purple stared at eachother seriously. ((A/N: hmmm..scary)
Red tapped his claws on the table. "You think it's her? You really think we've found 59?" Purple sighed saddly, and looked up at his right hand, staring at his palm and claws. Stroking his own hand, Purple closed his eyes. "I don't know, but I want her back."----------
A/N: Wow! I'm FINALLY getting to the good part! Trust me, this story's gonna be MUCH MUCH longer, like 30 chapters at the least, but I've been wanting to start the beginning of the secrets. Past stuff leaks out from here, stuff about Zim, Dib, The Tallests, and of course, Raye and maybe her eerie connection with the planet Irk. Heh.I've always wanted to make the Tallests drunk. I could see it: Purple would be the happy-go-lucky drunk, while Red would be the mean drunk. Classic! But uh, oh I also loved the "talk" between Dib and his Dad. I've always kinda wondered how the Professor would approach that subject, and that's how I imagined he'd do it. I know things are kinda going fast for Raye and Dib, and they're only 15 but remember: Everything in my story has a reason and will result in something later. There's a reason they're so close, but I'm not going to get into that now! No spoilers! Bad me! **slaps hand** heh.I'm like, super tired so I'm gonna go okies? Well, please R&R and thankies to those who've done before. Umm.bai!
~*~Bonez aka HappyNoodleGurl~*~
P.S.~*~ I started another story on FictionPress. It's called Vampire Tara Shukun if anyone wants to read it! ^_^