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the Harry Potter books, I just didn't write them. I didn't create them; I
borrowed some characters and settings from them though. I do however, own a
copy of them.
AN: One, two, three, four, five chapters, mua ha ha ha ha!! Well I'm back, with a vengeance. I have come to the realisation that time is slowly but surely coming to a stand still in my chapters. (My bad) After this one, time will pick up to a normal pace; for a while anyway. To my utter horror, I noted an error in the last chapter. Kristina speaks then answers herself. No, she wasn't just talking to herself, it was an error. The corrected passage reads:
**************************************************************** "So" Pertho prodded "Bethany is here?"
"So it appears" Kristina said. "I thought she was bad news"
"Albus says he used his legilimancy and she's good" said Victoria.
***************************************************************** I apologize if anyone was confused. On with the fic!!
Chapter five: An unexpected visitor
"Well, well" said Severus maliciously "Look who we have here". The cloaked figure gasped in surprise, turned, and tried to run out the door.
"Stupefy!" Pertho yelled and the spell hit the cloaked figure squarely in the shoulders. The figure was now motionless. The five professors advanced on the form. Severus flicked his wand and the cloak disappeared. Kristina gasped then smiled at the familiar sight. A squat figure with a rather flabby face, eyes round, large and slightly bulging. Short curly hair matted with sweat. The entire effect brought to mind a toad paralyzed by a bright light.
"Why, good evening Dolores" said Kristina in a sickeningly sweet tone. "Whatever brings you here?" Dolores Jane Umbridge's eyes widened in horror as she eyed the gathering before her; wands out, the professors were surrounding her.
"Let me guess, Fudge sent you" said Pertho. Umbridge shook her head vehemently, unable to speak. "No?" pressed Pertho "Yes?"
"Speak up Dolores, we can't hear you dear" Kristina coaxed sarcastically. She flicked her wand and Umbridge was able to speak.
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"I know what you're up to!" she rasped pathetically. "The minister knows what Dumbledore's doing! Now if you all will tell me what I want to know, I'll let you live" she took out her wand and pointed it at the teachers. "First put your wands away!" The five teachers pocketed their wands quietly. *This is wonderful* Umbridge thought as the professors sat quietly in font of her. *Order of Merlin for me for capturing these spies!!*
"What are you going to do to us?" asked Victoria. Umbridge smirked.
"I'm allowed to do whatever is necessary to get the truth out of you!" she said triumphantly as she took a notebook out of her cloak. "You can start by telling me when you turned against the ministry"
"That's easy" said Kristina "We were never for it" she smiled at Umbridge who looked very happy indeed as she scribbled furiously in her notebook. *Perfect, they'll be kissed by next week, Fudge will be so pleased!!*
(Several hours of questioning later...)
"Well, that's about everything" Dolores said rising. *They are all dead* "The Ministry expects Dumbledore to turn himself in for these crimes, as well as..."
"Dumbledore?" interrupted Kristina "I don't recall ever telling him... do you Pertho?" Pertho smiled menacingly.
"No, I don't recall that at all...I recall what we did" he said.
"You!?! All this time, all the plots, only the five of you?" Umbridge cried in disbelief. "Dumbledore has been on our side all along?" *Shit, Dumbledore could be a powerful ally. We need him to defeat these teachers*
"Oh yes" said Victoria "Did you miss that memo as inquisitor?" Umbridge was looking from face to face with shock.
"You were under my supervision last year. It can't be" said Dolores.
"Oh, it can" said Kristina "and it is".
"Fudge and Dumbledore will be glad to know what you've been up to!" she cried. "What you've been hiding!" Umbridge got up and started for the door. "Well, you'd better start packing for Azkaban"
"Leaving so soon Dolores?" asked Kristina "How rude!"
"We were having such a nice chat too" said Victoria. She closed the door with a flick of her wand and muttered a spell. Dolores looked from one face to the other.
"What? You didn't really think we'd just let you leave and tell Albus, did you?" asked Kristina incredulously. She laughed outright at the look on Umbridges face. Dolores turned with a shriek and ran towards the door.
"Alohomora!" she cried. Nothing happened. "Alohomora!" Dolores yelled again. The five wizards were all walking toward her. "Alohomora, maximus alohomora!!" she screamed. She was sobbing and screaming alohomora. The professors were standing in a line behind her. She turned to face them, still sobbing.
"The following statement is in accordance with educational decree number 29" said Kristina in a simple, monotone voice "Umbridge must die"
"No!!" screamed Umbridge. Snape raised his wand and pointed it at Umbridge's chest.
"Avada Kedavra" he said icily. There was a flash of green light and Umbridge slumped to the floor. Severus lowered his wand and looked at Pertho. Professor Nothiz stepped up beside the body.
"Locomotor...Umbridge" he said. "Well, what are we going to do with her?"
"Throw her into the pond" said Kristina "Either the merpeople or the squid will eat her".
"What's Fudge going to do without his little lapdog?" mocked Kristina. Snape and Pertho smirked and Victoria smiled. Samantha however, looked grave. Pertho glanced at her and his smirk disappeared.
"We'll have to move quickly" said Pertho "I wonder if anyone knew she was here".
"Hmmmm" said Victoria "I doubt it, lets go. Don't worry, they can't trace that curse". The four followed Pertho out the door and down the halls. Victoria had covered Umbridge with a cloak. The travelled through the Great Hall when Severus turned and said,
"If the five of us are caught out there, it's all finished. Let me go alone, the rest of you go back"
"What if you're caught?" asked Kristina pointedly.
"Then the four of you will still be here" Severus replied.
"No one is going to get caught unless we stand here debating until morning, I've got her, I'll go" said Pertho and he strode purposefully out the main doors and out onto the dark grounds.
"Well, we should get back" said Victoria.
"Yeah" said Kristina. She turned and began to walk down the Hall to her quarters. Victoria headed off towards her office. Severus turned to go down to the dungeons. He was halfway down the hall when he realized that Samantha had followed him. *What is she doing?* he thought.
"What are you doing?" Severus asked her. Her blue eyes pierced his black ones the way they always had in an unasked question. "You know, why do you ask?" Severus said irritably. *Why does she always know? She's always known* Professor Sinistra did not reply, she only turned and walked back through the entrance hall and towards the stairs. Severus continued on towards his office. *I am getting too old for this*. He strode into his domain.
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Bethany woke the next morning to a very bright light. She cringed away from the sun that had invaded her sleep.
"Sorry Bethany" said Michiko with a smile "Time to beat the rush, let's go"
"All right" said Bethany, a bit sleepily. She got dressed and followed the other girls down into the common room. Alec and Draco were waiting for them.
"Took you long enough" said Draco as the walked down to the Great Hall through deserted corridors.
"Excuse me, you didn't have to wait for us" said Kathryn, shoving Draco into the wall.
"Stop it you two, can't we begin one day without fighting?" asked Yukiko.
"No" chorused Kathryn and Draco. Yukiko made an annoyed noise and he group reached the large oak doors of the Great Hall. They entered and made their way to the Slytherin table. The Hall was deserted except for two Ravenclaws who were sitting together at the far end of their table. The staff table too was bare except for three professors who were talking quietly. Bethany noticed that the professors were watching her as she sat down with her breakfast.
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Severus saw his students walking in and stood with a sigh.
"I'll be right back" he said to Kristina and Victoria "I have to hand out schedules". Snape walked down the long tables to the end where six Slytherin students sat. "Here are your schedules" he said coldly handing them out. "Do you have any questions?"
"Where's Parkinson?" asked Kathryn bluntly. Snape eyed her warily.
"Ms. Parkinson attends this school, however she has changed quarters at her parents' request" Snape said. Kathryn smirked and Michiko shook her head. Draco looked pensively at Alec who narrowed his eyes. Yukiko looked as serene as ever. Snape gave a curt nod and went back to the staff table. *What are they up to?* he wondered *Then again, do I want to know?*.
"Well Severus" said Kristina "Ready to begin teaching?" she asked as she rose.
"Oh yes" said Severus sarcastically "Empty heads with egos, good fun". He made his way down to his dungeon to prepare for his first class of the day; third year Gryffindors and Slytherins.
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"So, are you elite or not?" asked Draco.
"How do I know that?" asked Bethany. Draco seized her schedule and began to read while the others looked on with interest.
"Yeah, you're elite" Draco said finally "You have Nothiz first like the rest of us".
"I have what?" Bethany asked confused.
"Professor Nothiz, he teaches elite transfiguration" supplied Yukiko.
"Yeah, we get special professors because we take advanced lessons" said Kathryn "only Ravenclaws and Slytherins in the class, no fluffy Hufflepuffs or moronic fat-headed Gryffindors to slow us down!"
"Well now, that wasn't very nice" said a voice from behind them "I think I'll take 10 points from Slytherin for that remark" Kathryn turned and made a face in disgust.
"Sirius Black? What are you doing here?" she asked incredulously. He smirked,
"I'm the new defence against the dark arts teacher and that's Professor Black to you Kathryn" he said smugly.
"That's Miss Smythe to you, Professor" Kathryn shot back making the word professor exaggerated. Michiko laughed outright and Alec and Draco were snickering quietly. Bethany and Yukiko were smiling, but Black's face was going very red. Kathryn brushed past Black and swept down between the tables and out of the Great Hall while Sirius watched in anger. He was muttering furiously under his breath and snarled.
"Dear, dear professor" said Michiko "Temper, temper" Black snarled again and grasped her by the arm where upon Michiko let out a bloodcurdling scream. Black eyes widened in shock.
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*What!!?!?!?! Why is she screaming, oh crap I'm in trouble* thought Sirius. Suddenly Black was wrenched off Michiko and shoved onto the Hufflepuff bench. Sirius spun around and saw a frightening sight. Snape was standing in front of him, and he was livid.
"What the devil do you think you're doing black?" Snape snarled. Draco bent to help Michiko up. She was holding her shoulder and two tears were running parallel down her cheeks.
"She was being a condescending little prat!!" shouted Black pointing at Michiko.
"Dear dear Black" Snape said "Temper, temper. Such a show is inappropriate, and you have injured a student..." Sirius snarled and stormed out of the Great Hall.
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"Are you all right?" Snape asked Michiko. *If he thinks he can go around handling students like he did his classmates, he's dead wrong* Snape thought.
"Yes professor" she replied, her tears gone. "I am sorry about the unnecessary fuss"
"You were not at fault Miss Tanaka, though I would like a word with Miss Smythe before class" Severus said. He walked out of the Great Hall again, and then he remembered why he had returned in the first place. Not to break up a fight, but because he hadn't seen professor Nothiz since the night before. Had he returned to the castle unscathed? Severus sighed.
"Life treating you badly is it?" asked Kristina, who had come up behind him unnoticed. Her chestnut brown curls were gleaming in the light. The she bent towards him and said very quietly "Pertho got back fine, he's in his class now so stop worrying"
"Thanks ever so" said Snape, but he was inwardly relived. He had very few friends and a great many enemies. He continued down to his class to wait for his students.
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Harry entered the Great Hall and smiled at the familiar sight. The hall was buzzing with chatter as he sat down to breakfast. Professor McGonogall handed out their schedules. Harry started when he read his first class. Defence against the dark arts with...
"Professor Black?" Ron cried in amazement "It can't be..."
"He was cleared this summer, it could be!" said Hermione grinning widely "I wonder why he didn't tell us"
"Maybe it was a surprise!" said Ron. "What's up Harry?" Ron asked because there was an odd look on Harry's face.
"Snape" Harry said "Oh man!! He'll die of jealousy!!"
"Finally a teacher that will favour us!!" Ron cheered. Harry smiled again; things were looking up this year.
AN: Well another chapter done. I'll update as soon as I can. Thank you very much to my beautiful reviewers. *runs around doing crazy dance and blowing kisses, knocks over fish tank, and pisses off Raoul* I love you all soooo much. *throws candy at the screen*. By the by, I would very much appreciate it if my reviewers would use my pen name please and thank you.
Human-locker: Yes, suspenseful is a word. Glad you liked it. Sorry about Voldemort's lame ending. He wasn't needed, in fact I just needed him out of my way to continue on with my plans....I'm not telling who Bethany is so na na na na na na!! (It would ruin my plot-line, thin as it already is).
Happy: Down with Harry!!! Yes I do have a lot of hate, but I put it to good use.
Fifi1: sorry about the name dropping, I just needed to establish my base of characters. Glad you liked.
Friend of a friend: well poo on you then, you are an alien. Throw her into the pond!! (lol) Oh and you were wrong about the cloak so ha ha ha ha ha ha!!
( Chocolate to everyone who reviews!! (
AN: One, two, three, four, five chapters, mua ha ha ha ha!! Well I'm back, with a vengeance. I have come to the realisation that time is slowly but surely coming to a stand still in my chapters. (My bad) After this one, time will pick up to a normal pace; for a while anyway. To my utter horror, I noted an error in the last chapter. Kristina speaks then answers herself. No, she wasn't just talking to herself, it was an error. The corrected passage reads:
**************************************************************** "So" Pertho prodded "Bethany is here?"
"So it appears" Kristina said. "I thought she was bad news"
"Albus says he used his legilimancy and she's good" said Victoria.
***************************************************************** I apologize if anyone was confused. On with the fic!!
Chapter five: An unexpected visitor
"Well, well" said Severus maliciously "Look who we have here". The cloaked figure gasped in surprise, turned, and tried to run out the door.
"Stupefy!" Pertho yelled and the spell hit the cloaked figure squarely in the shoulders. The figure was now motionless. The five professors advanced on the form. Severus flicked his wand and the cloak disappeared. Kristina gasped then smiled at the familiar sight. A squat figure with a rather flabby face, eyes round, large and slightly bulging. Short curly hair matted with sweat. The entire effect brought to mind a toad paralyzed by a bright light.
"Why, good evening Dolores" said Kristina in a sickeningly sweet tone. "Whatever brings you here?" Dolores Jane Umbridge's eyes widened in horror as she eyed the gathering before her; wands out, the professors were surrounding her.
"Let me guess, Fudge sent you" said Pertho. Umbridge shook her head vehemently, unable to speak. "No?" pressed Pertho "Yes?"
"Speak up Dolores, we can't hear you dear" Kristina coaxed sarcastically. She flicked her wand and Umbridge was able to speak.
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"I know what you're up to!" she rasped pathetically. "The minister knows what Dumbledore's doing! Now if you all will tell me what I want to know, I'll let you live" she took out her wand and pointed it at the teachers. "First put your wands away!" The five teachers pocketed their wands quietly. *This is wonderful* Umbridge thought as the professors sat quietly in font of her. *Order of Merlin for me for capturing these spies!!*
"What are you going to do to us?" asked Victoria. Umbridge smirked.
"I'm allowed to do whatever is necessary to get the truth out of you!" she said triumphantly as she took a notebook out of her cloak. "You can start by telling me when you turned against the ministry"
"That's easy" said Kristina "We were never for it" she smiled at Umbridge who looked very happy indeed as she scribbled furiously in her notebook. *Perfect, they'll be kissed by next week, Fudge will be so pleased!!*
(Several hours of questioning later...)
"Well, that's about everything" Dolores said rising. *They are all dead* "The Ministry expects Dumbledore to turn himself in for these crimes, as well as..."
"Dumbledore?" interrupted Kristina "I don't recall ever telling him... do you Pertho?" Pertho smiled menacingly.
"No, I don't recall that at all...I recall what we did" he said.
"You!?! All this time, all the plots, only the five of you?" Umbridge cried in disbelief. "Dumbledore has been on our side all along?" *Shit, Dumbledore could be a powerful ally. We need him to defeat these teachers*
"Oh yes" said Victoria "Did you miss that memo as inquisitor?" Umbridge was looking from face to face with shock.
"You were under my supervision last year. It can't be" said Dolores.
"Oh, it can" said Kristina "and it is".
"Fudge and Dumbledore will be glad to know what you've been up to!" she cried. "What you've been hiding!" Umbridge got up and started for the door. "Well, you'd better start packing for Azkaban"
"Leaving so soon Dolores?" asked Kristina "How rude!"
"We were having such a nice chat too" said Victoria. She closed the door with a flick of her wand and muttered a spell. Dolores looked from one face to the other.
"What? You didn't really think we'd just let you leave and tell Albus, did you?" asked Kristina incredulously. She laughed outright at the look on Umbridges face. Dolores turned with a shriek and ran towards the door.
"Alohomora!" she cried. Nothing happened. "Alohomora!" Dolores yelled again. The five wizards were all walking toward her. "Alohomora, maximus alohomora!!" she screamed. She was sobbing and screaming alohomora. The professors were standing in a line behind her. She turned to face them, still sobbing.
"The following statement is in accordance with educational decree number 29" said Kristina in a simple, monotone voice "Umbridge must die"
"No!!" screamed Umbridge. Snape raised his wand and pointed it at Umbridge's chest.
"Avada Kedavra" he said icily. There was a flash of green light and Umbridge slumped to the floor. Severus lowered his wand and looked at Pertho. Professor Nothiz stepped up beside the body.
"Locomotor...Umbridge" he said. "Well, what are we going to do with her?"
"Throw her into the pond" said Kristina "Either the merpeople or the squid will eat her".
"What's Fudge going to do without his little lapdog?" mocked Kristina. Snape and Pertho smirked and Victoria smiled. Samantha however, looked grave. Pertho glanced at her and his smirk disappeared.
"We'll have to move quickly" said Pertho "I wonder if anyone knew she was here".
"Hmmmm" said Victoria "I doubt it, lets go. Don't worry, they can't trace that curse". The four followed Pertho out the door and down the halls. Victoria had covered Umbridge with a cloak. The travelled through the Great Hall when Severus turned and said,
"If the five of us are caught out there, it's all finished. Let me go alone, the rest of you go back"
"What if you're caught?" asked Kristina pointedly.
"Then the four of you will still be here" Severus replied.
"No one is going to get caught unless we stand here debating until morning, I've got her, I'll go" said Pertho and he strode purposefully out the main doors and out onto the dark grounds.
"Well, we should get back" said Victoria.
"Yeah" said Kristina. She turned and began to walk down the Hall to her quarters. Victoria headed off towards her office. Severus turned to go down to the dungeons. He was halfway down the hall when he realized that Samantha had followed him. *What is she doing?* he thought.
"What are you doing?" Severus asked her. Her blue eyes pierced his black ones the way they always had in an unasked question. "You know, why do you ask?" Severus said irritably. *Why does she always know? She's always known* Professor Sinistra did not reply, she only turned and walked back through the entrance hall and towards the stairs. Severus continued on towards his office. *I am getting too old for this*. He strode into his domain.
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Bethany woke the next morning to a very bright light. She cringed away from the sun that had invaded her sleep.
"Sorry Bethany" said Michiko with a smile "Time to beat the rush, let's go"
"All right" said Bethany, a bit sleepily. She got dressed and followed the other girls down into the common room. Alec and Draco were waiting for them.
"Took you long enough" said Draco as the walked down to the Great Hall through deserted corridors.
"Excuse me, you didn't have to wait for us" said Kathryn, shoving Draco into the wall.
"Stop it you two, can't we begin one day without fighting?" asked Yukiko.
"No" chorused Kathryn and Draco. Yukiko made an annoyed noise and he group reached the large oak doors of the Great Hall. They entered and made their way to the Slytherin table. The Hall was deserted except for two Ravenclaws who were sitting together at the far end of their table. The staff table too was bare except for three professors who were talking quietly. Bethany noticed that the professors were watching her as she sat down with her breakfast.
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Severus saw his students walking in and stood with a sigh.
"I'll be right back" he said to Kristina and Victoria "I have to hand out schedules". Snape walked down the long tables to the end where six Slytherin students sat. "Here are your schedules" he said coldly handing them out. "Do you have any questions?"
"Where's Parkinson?" asked Kathryn bluntly. Snape eyed her warily.
"Ms. Parkinson attends this school, however she has changed quarters at her parents' request" Snape said. Kathryn smirked and Michiko shook her head. Draco looked pensively at Alec who narrowed his eyes. Yukiko looked as serene as ever. Snape gave a curt nod and went back to the staff table. *What are they up to?* he wondered *Then again, do I want to know?*.
"Well Severus" said Kristina "Ready to begin teaching?" she asked as she rose.
"Oh yes" said Severus sarcastically "Empty heads with egos, good fun". He made his way down to his dungeon to prepare for his first class of the day; third year Gryffindors and Slytherins.
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"So, are you elite or not?" asked Draco.
"How do I know that?" asked Bethany. Draco seized her schedule and began to read while the others looked on with interest.
"Yeah, you're elite" Draco said finally "You have Nothiz first like the rest of us".
"I have what?" Bethany asked confused.
"Professor Nothiz, he teaches elite transfiguration" supplied Yukiko.
"Yeah, we get special professors because we take advanced lessons" said Kathryn "only Ravenclaws and Slytherins in the class, no fluffy Hufflepuffs or moronic fat-headed Gryffindors to slow us down!"
"Well now, that wasn't very nice" said a voice from behind them "I think I'll take 10 points from Slytherin for that remark" Kathryn turned and made a face in disgust.
"Sirius Black? What are you doing here?" she asked incredulously. He smirked,
"I'm the new defence against the dark arts teacher and that's Professor Black to you Kathryn" he said smugly.
"That's Miss Smythe to you, Professor" Kathryn shot back making the word professor exaggerated. Michiko laughed outright and Alec and Draco were snickering quietly. Bethany and Yukiko were smiling, but Black's face was going very red. Kathryn brushed past Black and swept down between the tables and out of the Great Hall while Sirius watched in anger. He was muttering furiously under his breath and snarled.
"Dear, dear professor" said Michiko "Temper, temper" Black snarled again and grasped her by the arm where upon Michiko let out a bloodcurdling scream. Black eyes widened in shock.
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*What!!?!?!?! Why is she screaming, oh crap I'm in trouble* thought Sirius. Suddenly Black was wrenched off Michiko and shoved onto the Hufflepuff bench. Sirius spun around and saw a frightening sight. Snape was standing in front of him, and he was livid.
"What the devil do you think you're doing black?" Snape snarled. Draco bent to help Michiko up. She was holding her shoulder and two tears were running parallel down her cheeks.
"She was being a condescending little prat!!" shouted Black pointing at Michiko.
"Dear dear Black" Snape said "Temper, temper. Such a show is inappropriate, and you have injured a student..." Sirius snarled and stormed out of the Great Hall.
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"Are you all right?" Snape asked Michiko. *If he thinks he can go around handling students like he did his classmates, he's dead wrong* Snape thought.
"Yes professor" she replied, her tears gone. "I am sorry about the unnecessary fuss"
"You were not at fault Miss Tanaka, though I would like a word with Miss Smythe before class" Severus said. He walked out of the Great Hall again, and then he remembered why he had returned in the first place. Not to break up a fight, but because he hadn't seen professor Nothiz since the night before. Had he returned to the castle unscathed? Severus sighed.
"Life treating you badly is it?" asked Kristina, who had come up behind him unnoticed. Her chestnut brown curls were gleaming in the light. The she bent towards him and said very quietly "Pertho got back fine, he's in his class now so stop worrying"
"Thanks ever so" said Snape, but he was inwardly relived. He had very few friends and a great many enemies. He continued down to his class to wait for his students.
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Harry entered the Great Hall and smiled at the familiar sight. The hall was buzzing with chatter as he sat down to breakfast. Professor McGonogall handed out their schedules. Harry started when he read his first class. Defence against the dark arts with...
"Professor Black?" Ron cried in amazement "It can't be..."
"He was cleared this summer, it could be!" said Hermione grinning widely "I wonder why he didn't tell us"
"Maybe it was a surprise!" said Ron. "What's up Harry?" Ron asked because there was an odd look on Harry's face.
"Snape" Harry said "Oh man!! He'll die of jealousy!!"
"Finally a teacher that will favour us!!" Ron cheered. Harry smiled again; things were looking up this year.
AN: Well another chapter done. I'll update as soon as I can. Thank you very much to my beautiful reviewers. *runs around doing crazy dance and blowing kisses, knocks over fish tank, and pisses off Raoul* I love you all soooo much. *throws candy at the screen*. By the by, I would very much appreciate it if my reviewers would use my pen name please and thank you.
Human-locker: Yes, suspenseful is a word. Glad you liked it. Sorry about Voldemort's lame ending. He wasn't needed, in fact I just needed him out of my way to continue on with my plans....I'm not telling who Bethany is so na na na na na na!! (It would ruin my plot-line, thin as it already is).
Happy: Down with Harry!!! Yes I do have a lot of hate, but I put it to good use.
Fifi1: sorry about the name dropping, I just needed to establish my base of characters. Glad you liked.
Friend of a friend: well poo on you then, you are an alien. Throw her into the pond!! (lol) Oh and you were wrong about the cloak so ha ha ha ha ha ha!!
( Chocolate to everyone who reviews!! (