Disclaimer: I am not JK Rowling, nor am I Warner Brothers, some Book Company, or publisher. Many people own rights to Harry Potter, I am not one of them. Duh. I stole something from Daria, and something from the Simpsons too!! Watcha gonna do about it?? Huh?? Punk!! I don't own them either!!!
AN. This chapter is dedicated to Friend of a Friend. Said friend made me add things to my story for fun, since no one reads this anyway, I said why not? The rest of the story will be strange... (Check boxes??) I hate all of you people who read and do not review, you suck. If you want something to happen, I will try to add it, if I like you. If I don't, then well, what can I say? I like strangers (sometimes), so give me an idea. Don't worry, the story will still have a plot, but the delivery has taken a turn towards fun!! (For me anyway). Please note that Alec is German; his last name is spelt Wagner, but pronounced Vahgner, if I spell it canadianishly.
Chapter 7 Sirius Black and the AA Meeting
Harry was in a daze. Everywhere were flashing lights, concerned- looking wizards, body bags, people rushing past silently in black, people crying, sobbing, and above everything, the shadowy green skull loomed ominously, a silent reminder of the horrors that had taken place not so long ago.
The Weasleys were dead, almost all of them, Molly, Arthur, Bill, Charlie, and Percy. Harry couldn't believe it. How could this have happened? Voldemort was dead!! Dumbledore had killed him during the summer... Someone must have reincarnated him... Snape!!! It must have been, but how? Harry vowed revenge upon the slimy git, if it was the last thing he ever did. Little did he know, it would be (dun dun dun, just kidding).
The early morning staff meeting ended and professor Snape nearly ran out of the room. Great, he thought Just great. This is what I need, more work.... Snape was furious. The ministry had sent out a warning of disaster. Voldemort had struck again, it seemed. Moreover, he wasn't dead at all. Albus was furious with him for being left out of Voldemort's plans and Fudge was pissed because Snape had said that Voldemort wasn't back. Bloody hell, that man is thick. First, he won't admit that he was back when he was, now he's denying that he's dead when he is. Blubbering git...God I need an anthropomorphic personification...
Sirius Black left the early staff meeting with lines creasing his hideous face. The Dark Lord is back he thought furiously, and that stupid wanker Snape is telling some cock and bull story that he isn't!!!! Harry is in direct danger, he has had been through enough trauma though....the poor Weasleys...
Black walked into his DADA class feeling tired and pissed (AN. off and drunk he he he). His head felt enormous and he was sure that the lights were brighter...
Professor Black sure looks like shit Kathryn thought as she observed the new DADA teacher scowling at everything he put his eyes on. (AN. yes I know). Michiko sat down beside Kathryn, lent over and whispered,
"What's shakin' bakin', he looks fried to me". Kathryn laughed quietly.
"Tell me about it, look at him!" Kathryn replied. Michiko shook her head. Black walked to his podium and picked up the attendance. He glanced around and looked a bit dazed.
"...People of Mars!!......I mean students in my class..." Black said groggily, "Ugh....shit....just uh......do some work in your texts or something....just be quiet!!....nargh" He collapsed onto his desk and his class gaped at him.
"Wow" said Yukiko. The group moved to make a circle of chairs.
"That was an abysmal performance" said Alec, looking disgusted.
"Hi my name is Sirius and I'm an alcoholic" muttered Michiko. "Check this circle; it's like an AA meeting"
"What's AA??" asked Draco.
"Never mind" sighed Michiko.
"Whatever" said Kathryn, "More talking time today, I needed to ask you about the Weasleys. Did you parents tell you about it??"
"Yeah" said Padma "My father wrote to me, he made me promise not to tell my mother or my sister"
"What did he say!?!?" asked Kathryn, "My parents don't know anything!! And they're both aurors!! You're dad's just a librarian"
Padma glanced around, and noted that Hermione was still absent; she had been since the massacre. Very quietly she said, "My father is an unspeakable".
"What??" hissed Michiko "That's awesome!!"
"Well" said Padma, "He's never home, but he tells me some things. Above the Weaseys' house when they were found, it was floating above the scene. The Dark Mark." There was a long silence; most in the group were looking pale. Alec broke the silence.
"That is sick" he said, "How dare they use that sign in mockery!" he said fiercely, but quietly.
"Utterly disgusting" added Kathryn.
"Stupid bastards" muttered Draco, "That means more to us..."
"Shhhhhh!!" hissed Yukiko, "Someone could hear!"
The group continued discussing quietly that night's events, adding the bits they had heard in turn, until it painted a picture that was as ugly as it was unsettling. Suddenly Alec lurched up.
"I'm going to be sick" he muttered, "...Be back...." Alec walked up to Professor Black's desk and coughed. "Excuse me professor" he began wanly, "but I..."
"D'yah no wha the pro'lem is wit tchou?" Black slurred. "You're a damn Slathertin and you're just a bad ass. All of yez, hoodlums....ugh....what d'ya want, Mr. Slathertin? He he he, look at chou all pissed off't me 'cause I'm a pofressissaurus and you're naught but a stupident!! Ha ha ha .............." Alec's stomach gave a lurch and he forgot about asking permission and ran to the bathroom. Black stood with a groan and approached the lectern.
"Okay class, it's time to begin" he said, pulling out a disgruntled- looking rooster. "This is our new attendance rooster!! Skipping, skipping, skipping, Draco Malfoy"
"Cock-a-doodle-doo" said Draco glancing at Kathryn, who promptly fell off her chair, laughing.
"Who cares?..." Black said, and he turned to the attendance rooster. "Bad rooster!" he said viciously. "Incendio!" he cried, pointing at the rooster, which promptly burst into flames. Black began to eat the now barbecued attendance rooster. The class began to pack up their things. Black turned to them and announced in a singsong voice,
"Bucket-o-nothing!! Irritate family, disturb friends, annoy perfect strangers, its bucket-o-nothing!! For only 99999999!!!!!!!!!!"
The remaining students in his class just left.
The group walked into Snape's dungeon after Black's class. Alec still wasn't back, but he had sent them a note saying he was okay, but VERY sick. Snape looked up as they sat down.
"Where is Mister Wagner?" inquired professor Snape.
"One might say he went to church and is praying at the altar and reading the gospel according to Puke" supplied Kathryn. Michiko let out a small guffaw. Snape lifted an eyebrow.
"I hardly think it is funny" Snape said.
"Oh but it is, Professor" Michiko "You see, Alec's pregnant"
"What?!!?!?!?!?" yelled Professor Snape.
"Only joking professor" Michiko said sweetly, "He's probably got the flu. Helios is with him now, so he'll let us know if Alec gets worse. If you see little vomit bats flying down the hall, go get Madame Pomphrey. Alec stole the breakfast I was going to give...well never mind that..."
"If you have all finished disrupting my class" Snape said sourly, "Take down these notes on brewing potions with ingredients that can combine themselves against your will".
But professor Snape's class would not go uninterrupted after all. Twenty minutes before the end of class, Kathryn lurched from her seat. She was shivering and pale. Kathryn ran towards the back of class. She stumbled and fell near the door, when she stood again, she was sick in the garbage can before she ran quickly out of class.
"What is going on!?" Snape demanded icily. "There is no reason for this!"
"I don't know" Michiko said, "This isn't funny anymore"
"Hmm" Yukiko said, "This is starting to look dangerous".
Draco walked quickly through the halls. He found it very suspicious that those particular two friends of his were in trouble, especially after the Weasleys... shit he thought If this is what I think it is, we are dead.
Draco strode into the Slytherin common room and up to Alec's room. He heard quiet talking and opened the door. Alec and Kathryn were sitting at the small table. Draco took one look at the familiar black robes they wore and froze. He felt cold and he couldn't breathe. Alec grabbed Draco and shoved him into a chair; then he shut the door. Alec glanced at Kathryn, and then he said,
"Look Draco, we've been...called"
"By whom??" Draco asked, "Voldemort is dead, isn't he?"
"Yes he is" replied Kathryn in a satisfied tone.
"Then who activated your Dark Marks?!?!?" Draco demanded.
"Well........."
AN. Sorry it's so short, but I like cliffies, even thought his one is TOTALLY obvious. Sorry, I like to write, so I do, I know its bad, but its fun. Someone just shoot me please. It was short, it was crap, and no one loves this, so why bother?? Wait!!!!!!!! Human Locker and Friend of a Friend love me!!!!!!!!!! YAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I love you guys!!!!!!!
Human Locker- no they didn't cheat, send me more stuff to add!! Orang- utans? He he he
Friend of a Friend- one day you will take over the world. Cock-a-doodle-doo hun you rock!!!!!! We Love you Dark Continent!! Goodnight!!!! How will Sirius fit into his itty-bitty class? Snape can't have an attendance rooster too, so STOP ASKING!!!!!
AN. This chapter is dedicated to Friend of a Friend. Said friend made me add things to my story for fun, since no one reads this anyway, I said why not? The rest of the story will be strange... (Check boxes??) I hate all of you people who read and do not review, you suck. If you want something to happen, I will try to add it, if I like you. If I don't, then well, what can I say? I like strangers (sometimes), so give me an idea. Don't worry, the story will still have a plot, but the delivery has taken a turn towards fun!! (For me anyway). Please note that Alec is German; his last name is spelt Wagner, but pronounced Vahgner, if I spell it canadianishly.
Chapter 7 Sirius Black and the AA Meeting
Harry was in a daze. Everywhere were flashing lights, concerned- looking wizards, body bags, people rushing past silently in black, people crying, sobbing, and above everything, the shadowy green skull loomed ominously, a silent reminder of the horrors that had taken place not so long ago.
The Weasleys were dead, almost all of them, Molly, Arthur, Bill, Charlie, and Percy. Harry couldn't believe it. How could this have happened? Voldemort was dead!! Dumbledore had killed him during the summer... Someone must have reincarnated him... Snape!!! It must have been, but how? Harry vowed revenge upon the slimy git, if it was the last thing he ever did. Little did he know, it would be (dun dun dun, just kidding).
The early morning staff meeting ended and professor Snape nearly ran out of the room. Great, he thought Just great. This is what I need, more work.... Snape was furious. The ministry had sent out a warning of disaster. Voldemort had struck again, it seemed. Moreover, he wasn't dead at all. Albus was furious with him for being left out of Voldemort's plans and Fudge was pissed because Snape had said that Voldemort wasn't back. Bloody hell, that man is thick. First, he won't admit that he was back when he was, now he's denying that he's dead when he is. Blubbering git...God I need an anthropomorphic personification...
Sirius Black left the early staff meeting with lines creasing his hideous face. The Dark Lord is back he thought furiously, and that stupid wanker Snape is telling some cock and bull story that he isn't!!!! Harry is in direct danger, he has had been through enough trauma though....the poor Weasleys...
Black walked into his DADA class feeling tired and pissed (AN. off and drunk he he he). His head felt enormous and he was sure that the lights were brighter...
Professor Black sure looks like shit Kathryn thought as she observed the new DADA teacher scowling at everything he put his eyes on. (AN. yes I know). Michiko sat down beside Kathryn, lent over and whispered,
"What's shakin' bakin', he looks fried to me". Kathryn laughed quietly.
"Tell me about it, look at him!" Kathryn replied. Michiko shook her head. Black walked to his podium and picked up the attendance. He glanced around and looked a bit dazed.
"...People of Mars!!......I mean students in my class..." Black said groggily, "Ugh....shit....just uh......do some work in your texts or something....just be quiet!!....nargh" He collapsed onto his desk and his class gaped at him.
"Wow" said Yukiko. The group moved to make a circle of chairs.
"That was an abysmal performance" said Alec, looking disgusted.
"Hi my name is Sirius and I'm an alcoholic" muttered Michiko. "Check this circle; it's like an AA meeting"
"What's AA??" asked Draco.
"Never mind" sighed Michiko.
"Whatever" said Kathryn, "More talking time today, I needed to ask you about the Weasleys. Did you parents tell you about it??"
"Yeah" said Padma "My father wrote to me, he made me promise not to tell my mother or my sister"
"What did he say!?!?" asked Kathryn, "My parents don't know anything!! And they're both aurors!! You're dad's just a librarian"
Padma glanced around, and noted that Hermione was still absent; she had been since the massacre. Very quietly she said, "My father is an unspeakable".
"What??" hissed Michiko "That's awesome!!"
"Well" said Padma, "He's never home, but he tells me some things. Above the Weaseys' house when they were found, it was floating above the scene. The Dark Mark." There was a long silence; most in the group were looking pale. Alec broke the silence.
"That is sick" he said, "How dare they use that sign in mockery!" he said fiercely, but quietly.
"Utterly disgusting" added Kathryn.
"Stupid bastards" muttered Draco, "That means more to us..."
"Shhhhhh!!" hissed Yukiko, "Someone could hear!"
The group continued discussing quietly that night's events, adding the bits they had heard in turn, until it painted a picture that was as ugly as it was unsettling. Suddenly Alec lurched up.
"I'm going to be sick" he muttered, "...Be back...." Alec walked up to Professor Black's desk and coughed. "Excuse me professor" he began wanly, "but I..."
"D'yah no wha the pro'lem is wit tchou?" Black slurred. "You're a damn Slathertin and you're just a bad ass. All of yez, hoodlums....ugh....what d'ya want, Mr. Slathertin? He he he, look at chou all pissed off't me 'cause I'm a pofressissaurus and you're naught but a stupident!! Ha ha ha .............." Alec's stomach gave a lurch and he forgot about asking permission and ran to the bathroom. Black stood with a groan and approached the lectern.
"Okay class, it's time to begin" he said, pulling out a disgruntled- looking rooster. "This is our new attendance rooster!! Skipping, skipping, skipping, Draco Malfoy"
"Cock-a-doodle-doo" said Draco glancing at Kathryn, who promptly fell off her chair, laughing.
"Who cares?..." Black said, and he turned to the attendance rooster. "Bad rooster!" he said viciously. "Incendio!" he cried, pointing at the rooster, which promptly burst into flames. Black began to eat the now barbecued attendance rooster. The class began to pack up their things. Black turned to them and announced in a singsong voice,
"Bucket-o-nothing!! Irritate family, disturb friends, annoy perfect strangers, its bucket-o-nothing!! For only 99999999!!!!!!!!!!"
The remaining students in his class just left.
The group walked into Snape's dungeon after Black's class. Alec still wasn't back, but he had sent them a note saying he was okay, but VERY sick. Snape looked up as they sat down.
"Where is Mister Wagner?" inquired professor Snape.
"One might say he went to church and is praying at the altar and reading the gospel according to Puke" supplied Kathryn. Michiko let out a small guffaw. Snape lifted an eyebrow.
"I hardly think it is funny" Snape said.
"Oh but it is, Professor" Michiko "You see, Alec's pregnant"
"What?!!?!?!?!?" yelled Professor Snape.
"Only joking professor" Michiko said sweetly, "He's probably got the flu. Helios is with him now, so he'll let us know if Alec gets worse. If you see little vomit bats flying down the hall, go get Madame Pomphrey. Alec stole the breakfast I was going to give...well never mind that..."
"If you have all finished disrupting my class" Snape said sourly, "Take down these notes on brewing potions with ingredients that can combine themselves against your will".
But professor Snape's class would not go uninterrupted after all. Twenty minutes before the end of class, Kathryn lurched from her seat. She was shivering and pale. Kathryn ran towards the back of class. She stumbled and fell near the door, when she stood again, she was sick in the garbage can before she ran quickly out of class.
"What is going on!?" Snape demanded icily. "There is no reason for this!"
"I don't know" Michiko said, "This isn't funny anymore"
"Hmm" Yukiko said, "This is starting to look dangerous".
Draco walked quickly through the halls. He found it very suspicious that those particular two friends of his were in trouble, especially after the Weasleys... shit he thought If this is what I think it is, we are dead.
Draco strode into the Slytherin common room and up to Alec's room. He heard quiet talking and opened the door. Alec and Kathryn were sitting at the small table. Draco took one look at the familiar black robes they wore and froze. He felt cold and he couldn't breathe. Alec grabbed Draco and shoved him into a chair; then he shut the door. Alec glanced at Kathryn, and then he said,
"Look Draco, we've been...called"
"By whom??" Draco asked, "Voldemort is dead, isn't he?"
"Yes he is" replied Kathryn in a satisfied tone.
"Then who activated your Dark Marks?!?!?" Draco demanded.
"Well........."
AN. Sorry it's so short, but I like cliffies, even thought his one is TOTALLY obvious. Sorry, I like to write, so I do, I know its bad, but its fun. Someone just shoot me please. It was short, it was crap, and no one loves this, so why bother?? Wait!!!!!!!! Human Locker and Friend of a Friend love me!!!!!!!!!! YAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I love you guys!!!!!!!
Human Locker- no they didn't cheat, send me more stuff to add!! Orang- utans? He he he
Friend of a Friend- one day you will take over the world. Cock-a-doodle-doo hun you rock!!!!!! We Love you Dark Continent!! Goodnight!!!! How will Sirius fit into his itty-bitty class? Snape can't have an attendance rooster too, so STOP ASKING!!!!!