Project 59 by Bonez aka HappyNoodleGurl
Chapter18
The whole ride to skool was quiet----the professor didn't know what to say or do and Dib and Raye was too embarassed to say anything. Finally stopping at the skool entrance, the two jumped out of the big van and closed the door all zombie-like.
People stared at Raye and Dib, who held eachother's hand and started walking to the front door. Whispers about what had happened to Raye and Dib spread through out the High Skool like wildfire. Wanting to avoid any rumors upfront, they just walked to class and sat at their assigned seats.
Raye looked back at Dib with a chuckle and reached back for his hand again. He grabbed it and held it tight. Smiling, he fondled the ring she hadn't taken off since he placed on her finger. No one else was in the class, and she turned around in her seat to give him a quick peck since affection was outlawed in skool.
As soon as the first bell rang, people stormed into the class like a swarm of bees. Turning around in her seat, Raye just stared at her desk feeling all the piercing stares from her classmates. Everything went quiet when they saw her, and it make her and Dib uncomfortable.
Breaking the silence, Christie walked up to Dib and sat her tiny-shorts butt down on his desk and straightened out her bright pink V- neck shirt. "Dib......I can't believe you stooped that low, like, what made you think you deserve anything below parol-violating trash?" Before Dib could get angry, Raye was ahead of the game by 50 points.
Slamming her hands on the desk and jumping out of her seat, she knocked Christie to the ground and balled up her fists. "What the FUCK is that supposed to mean!?!" Everyone including Dib just back up and dared not to interfere the cat-fight about to go on in first period science.
Christie hit the ground with a "THUD" and Raye loomed over her, casting Christie into her shadow. "Listen bitch, the ONLY person in this damn classroom who's even related to TRASH is this lil fuckin' hoe I'm staring at right now!" Everyone made that "Oooooo she jis dissed you" sound. Christie looked over at her ever-so-popular friends, and not wanting to lose a fight to a nobody, she cooley stood up.
"Oh. My. God. I can't believe YOU call ME a hoe when you're the one who's riding Dib like you're in some damn Rodeo!" Enter the "Oooooo" sound again. Christie placed her hand on her hip and stood there looking at an open-mouthed Raye.
Raye tightened her fists and stared right into Christie's blue eyes. Christie put her hand up to her mouth like she just slipped out some important secret. "Oooops! No one was supposed to know that, huh!?! Silly me! It's not my fault you're a poor bastard who seeks attention from someone who's gonna dump your skanky ass anyways. No new news here."
It all happend so suddenly. No one knows if Christie knew she was going to get hit or not, but Raye swung her fists as hard as she could and it landed on Christie's right cheek, knocking her down again. Raye jumped ontop of her and a circle formed around the two.
"YOU FUCKING BITCH! DON'T YOU EVER TALK ABOUT MY DAMN FAMILY AGAIN! IF YOU EVER SAY ONE DAMN WORD ABOUT ME AND DIB I'M GONNA LOOSE MY FOOT SO FAR UP YOUR ASS YOU'LL BE CHEWING ON IT FOR A WEEK!!!!!!"
Dib just stood there in shock as Mr. Ineedoxygen walked in the classroom like nothing was out of the normal. He pranced to his desk whistling the national anthem theme, and sat down oblivious to the two fighting teenage girls and the big circle of cheering students that surrounded them.
Raye was sitting on Christie to where the preppy bitch couldn't move if she had to, and she continually inflicted blows to Christie's bleeding head. Finally, after about 5 minutes, Mr. Ineedoxygen calmly walked to the middle of the circle and stared at the two girls.
"Ms. Manslaughter, Ms. Dahoe, what is going on here?" he asked, and Raye answered in sequence with the repeated hits to Christie Dahoe's skull. "She.......insulted.........me and...........my...........boyfriend!" Mr. Ineedoxygen stood there for a second, tapping his foot and looking at his watch. Christie cried out in pain.
"Mr. Ieedoxen....elp eee!!!!" Sighing, the old coot snapped his fingers and demanded Raye get off Christie. She obeyed, and jumped off the bloody cheerleader who layed on the ground with imprints of Raye's ring all over her face.
Cracking her freshly-blooded knuckles, she spit in Christie's matted hair and walked out of the room all calm like. The class went in a riot---people cheered for Raye when she left, saying she was the victor of the first bloody fight of the year. Dib on the other hand, was still in shock when he ran after her.
Catching up, he placed his hand on her shoulder and she swerved around to meet her boyfriend's confused gaze. "Raye.......what went on back there?" She sighed moved her eyes to the wall. "You saw what she about me......about you......I couldn't just let it slide ya know?" Dib shook his head and sighed. Raye looked at him puzzled.
"What......did I do something wrong? Why are you so upset that I kicked Christie's ass? It was bound to happen anyway." Dib hung his head and stared at the ground. "It's not that......it's just the fact that you weren't yourself back there."
Raye lifted an eyebrow. "What? How wasn't I myself? She provoked me!" Dib stared up at her with a doubtful expression. "Raye, I've never seen you that angry." She shrugged her shoulders and inhaled slowly. "I'm sorry......but I couldn't help it, I was just so mad that I had to hit her. What were you going to do?"
Dib didn't say anything, and Raye nodded. "Exactly. I'm not going to let someone like that intimidate me. Or maybe her 'V-neck' outfit was intimidating you." Dib stared at her, shocked again but this time for a different reason. She just turned around and started walking away.
Dib called out to her, to stunned to move. "You know I'm not like that!" But Raye answered back something he didn't expect. "Every male of the human race is!" as she turned the corner............ ZOOM
A/N: Howdy-ho, fine people! So how'd you like this chapter? YES! YES! FINALLY I CAUSED PHYSICAL HARM TO CHRISTIE DAHOE! WHOO! She's not dead yet so I can't say I'm finished, but I CAN say the fun's just beginning. Don't you hate chicks who's all talk? God they annoy me. I remember I wanted to make her sound like a total bitch, and the line that says: "Oh. My. God. I can't believe YOU call ME a hoe when you're the one who's riding Dib like you're in some damn Rodeo!" was originally: "Oh. My. God. I can't believe YOU call ME a hoe when you're the one who's fucking Dib like he's some damn bobsled," cuz I watched the deleted scenes from Austin Power's Goldmember and the "Scottish Bobsled" skit had me laughing like I was 5 again. But my friend Melmel pointed out it didn't really make sense, and actually, It doesn't. So thankies to meh Mommy Mel-Mel fer helping me and for ze faithful readers who's waited patiently for this glorious chapter. Well, I must go write chapter 19 now, and cause more chaos! R&R please!
~*~Bonez aka HappyNoodleGurl~*~
P.S.~*~ If anyone's interested, I started a JTHM fic called "Under the Falling Moon"....if you happen to read it, could you maybe tell me if it's worth a chapter 2?
The whole ride to skool was quiet----the professor didn't know what to say or do and Dib and Raye was too embarassed to say anything. Finally stopping at the skool entrance, the two jumped out of the big van and closed the door all zombie-like.
People stared at Raye and Dib, who held eachother's hand and started walking to the front door. Whispers about what had happened to Raye and Dib spread through out the High Skool like wildfire. Wanting to avoid any rumors upfront, they just walked to class and sat at their assigned seats.
Raye looked back at Dib with a chuckle and reached back for his hand again. He grabbed it and held it tight. Smiling, he fondled the ring she hadn't taken off since he placed on her finger. No one else was in the class, and she turned around in her seat to give him a quick peck since affection was outlawed in skool.
As soon as the first bell rang, people stormed into the class like a swarm of bees. Turning around in her seat, Raye just stared at her desk feeling all the piercing stares from her classmates. Everything went quiet when they saw her, and it make her and Dib uncomfortable.
Breaking the silence, Christie walked up to Dib and sat her tiny-shorts butt down on his desk and straightened out her bright pink V- neck shirt. "Dib......I can't believe you stooped that low, like, what made you think you deserve anything below parol-violating trash?" Before Dib could get angry, Raye was ahead of the game by 50 points.
Slamming her hands on the desk and jumping out of her seat, she knocked Christie to the ground and balled up her fists. "What the FUCK is that supposed to mean!?!" Everyone including Dib just back up and dared not to interfere the cat-fight about to go on in first period science.
Christie hit the ground with a "THUD" and Raye loomed over her, casting Christie into her shadow. "Listen bitch, the ONLY person in this damn classroom who's even related to TRASH is this lil fuckin' hoe I'm staring at right now!" Everyone made that "Oooooo she jis dissed you" sound. Christie looked over at her ever-so-popular friends, and not wanting to lose a fight to a nobody, she cooley stood up.
"Oh. My. God. I can't believe YOU call ME a hoe when you're the one who's riding Dib like you're in some damn Rodeo!" Enter the "Oooooo" sound again. Christie placed her hand on her hip and stood there looking at an open-mouthed Raye.
Raye tightened her fists and stared right into Christie's blue eyes. Christie put her hand up to her mouth like she just slipped out some important secret. "Oooops! No one was supposed to know that, huh!?! Silly me! It's not my fault you're a poor bastard who seeks attention from someone who's gonna dump your skanky ass anyways. No new news here."
It all happend so suddenly. No one knows if Christie knew she was going to get hit or not, but Raye swung her fists as hard as she could and it landed on Christie's right cheek, knocking her down again. Raye jumped ontop of her and a circle formed around the two.
"YOU FUCKING BITCH! DON'T YOU EVER TALK ABOUT MY DAMN FAMILY AGAIN! IF YOU EVER SAY ONE DAMN WORD ABOUT ME AND DIB I'M GONNA LOOSE MY FOOT SO FAR UP YOUR ASS YOU'LL BE CHEWING ON IT FOR A WEEK!!!!!!"
Dib just stood there in shock as Mr. Ineedoxygen walked in the classroom like nothing was out of the normal. He pranced to his desk whistling the national anthem theme, and sat down oblivious to the two fighting teenage girls and the big circle of cheering students that surrounded them.
Raye was sitting on Christie to where the preppy bitch couldn't move if she had to, and she continually inflicted blows to Christie's bleeding head. Finally, after about 5 minutes, Mr. Ineedoxygen calmly walked to the middle of the circle and stared at the two girls.
"Ms. Manslaughter, Ms. Dahoe, what is going on here?" he asked, and Raye answered in sequence with the repeated hits to Christie Dahoe's skull. "She.......insulted.........me and...........my...........boyfriend!" Mr. Ineedoxygen stood there for a second, tapping his foot and looking at his watch. Christie cried out in pain.
"Mr. Ieedoxen....elp eee!!!!" Sighing, the old coot snapped his fingers and demanded Raye get off Christie. She obeyed, and jumped off the bloody cheerleader who layed on the ground with imprints of Raye's ring all over her face.
Cracking her freshly-blooded knuckles, she spit in Christie's matted hair and walked out of the room all calm like. The class went in a riot---people cheered for Raye when she left, saying she was the victor of the first bloody fight of the year. Dib on the other hand, was still in shock when he ran after her.
Catching up, he placed his hand on her shoulder and she swerved around to meet her boyfriend's confused gaze. "Raye.......what went on back there?" She sighed moved her eyes to the wall. "You saw what she about me......about you......I couldn't just let it slide ya know?" Dib shook his head and sighed. Raye looked at him puzzled.
"What......did I do something wrong? Why are you so upset that I kicked Christie's ass? It was bound to happen anyway." Dib hung his head and stared at the ground. "It's not that......it's just the fact that you weren't yourself back there."
Raye lifted an eyebrow. "What? How wasn't I myself? She provoked me!" Dib stared up at her with a doubtful expression. "Raye, I've never seen you that angry." She shrugged her shoulders and inhaled slowly. "I'm sorry......but I couldn't help it, I was just so mad that I had to hit her. What were you going to do?"
Dib didn't say anything, and Raye nodded. "Exactly. I'm not going to let someone like that intimidate me. Or maybe her 'V-neck' outfit was intimidating you." Dib stared at her, shocked again but this time for a different reason. She just turned around and started walking away.
Dib called out to her, to stunned to move. "You know I'm not like that!" But Raye answered back something he didn't expect. "Every male of the human race is!" as she turned the corner............ ZOOM
A/N: Howdy-ho, fine people! So how'd you like this chapter? YES! YES! FINALLY I CAUSED PHYSICAL HARM TO CHRISTIE DAHOE! WHOO! She's not dead yet so I can't say I'm finished, but I CAN say the fun's just beginning. Don't you hate chicks who's all talk? God they annoy me. I remember I wanted to make her sound like a total bitch, and the line that says: "Oh. My. God. I can't believe YOU call ME a hoe when you're the one who's riding Dib like you're in some damn Rodeo!" was originally: "Oh. My. God. I can't believe YOU call ME a hoe when you're the one who's fucking Dib like he's some damn bobsled," cuz I watched the deleted scenes from Austin Power's Goldmember and the "Scottish Bobsled" skit had me laughing like I was 5 again. But my friend Melmel pointed out it didn't really make sense, and actually, It doesn't. So thankies to meh Mommy Mel-Mel fer helping me and for ze faithful readers who's waited patiently for this glorious chapter. Well, I must go write chapter 19 now, and cause more chaos! R&R please!
~*~Bonez aka HappyNoodleGurl~*~
P.S.~*~ If anyone's interested, I started a JTHM fic called "Under the Falling Moon"....if you happen to read it, could you maybe tell me if it's worth a chapter 2?