Chapter Three:
Live long and Prosper

Kenshin: stops slapping long enough to look over to the usually quiet Vincent What the...?

Seph: sweatdrop Erm... You can't exactly call it murder...

Vincent: vein popping out of forehead What in all the hells is your problem, Seph?! You don't just go around and kill nice old ladies and make their flesh into a bag used for your stolen doughnuts...! That's just mean!

Seph: ...I erm... Didn't mean to... It... it was Sano! points to him

Sano: Hey! Don't get me involved in this! points back at Seph It was all his idea!

Vincent: I DONT CARE WHO'S FRIGGIN IDEA IT WAS! IT'S STILL NOT NICE!!!!

Seph: Why should you care friggin Vampire...?

Vincent: eyes twitches and grinds claw Shut the heck up Seph...

Seph: Why should I...? grins and waves butt in Vincent's face You can't do anything about it...! I'm the main character, and you can't kill me off! Ha- HA!!!

Vincent: eye twitches and grinds claw again You may be right about one thing... I can't kill you off... But my friends can...

Kimuri: whispers over to Kenshin The Vampire has "friends...?"

Kenshin: quickly covers his mouth hushed voice Shut up! He'll hear you...!

Kimuri: blink muffled by Kenshin's hand over his mouth Mmmmfff, grmpht... ermmmp, kruuuu...?

Kenshin: No, Kimuri... You can't have Aud....

Kimuri: growl Mmmmfff, grmpht! Ermmmp! Kruuuu!!!

Kenshin: What about carrots?

Kimuri: MMMFFF! GRMPHT! ERMMMP! KRUUUU!!!!!!!

Kenshin: I'm sorry... I don't have any toilet paper...

Kimuri: licks Kenshin's hand and sends it away gag I'm hungry, aren't you...?

Kenshin: twitch This is not the time, that it isn't... mushroom-cloud sigh

Kimuri: stomach growls and looks over to Vincent and Seph

Vincent & Seph: not there

Kenshin: looks as well, after disinfecting his hand with gallons upon gallons of hand sanitizer Where'd they go...?

Kimuri: glances over to Aud, Lizz, and Em

Aud, Lizz, & Em: not there

Kenshin: twilight zone music plays in head Where is everybody...?

Kimuri: starting to feel paranoid Razzy...? Sano...?

Razzy & Sano: not there

Kenshin: hears screams in the distance Oh no... he didn't...

Kimuri: He didn't what...?

Kenshin: cringe This isn't going to be pretty...

Kimuri: We know you aren't... but... what's going on...?

Kenshin: death glare to Kimuri Nuns...

Kimuri: Nuns...? confuzzled

Kenshin: nods slowly Nuns...

Off in the distance, in a double-decker bus Sano, Razzy, Seph, Aud, Lizz, Em, and everyone else I've forgotten other than Kimuri and Kenshin, sat tied and gagged in their seats, Vincent at the wheel. Surrounding them all were many small nuns, no taller than three foot high.

Vincent: sadistic grin We are now leaving sanity, please sit back, relax, and enjoy your most pleasing death...

Sano: spits gag out How the heck did all these nuns get here...? And why are they obeying the vampire's every command?!?

Em: cringe Don't call him that you retard...!

Vincent: smiles to Em Such a smart little Leprechaun...

Em: smiles to Vincent I know what you like...

Vincent: stops bus quickly, sending everyone flying in a heap to the front No Em... You know nothing... Everything you know is wrong...

In the background, Weird Al's song: "Everything you know is wrong" starts playing as Vincent stands up and starts dancing like a monkey.

Everyone: sweatdrop

Vincent: regains composure

Meanwhile...

Kenshin: chasing the double-decker bus panting Why... cant... you... keep... up... dipshit...?

Kimuri: panting as well, at least shififty-five feet behind Kenshin Screw you, you friggin Trekkie!

Kenshin: glare back to Kimuri does peace sign Live long, and prosper...