"Oh, crap," shouted Eddy in a brig. "Dang, Eddy. This sucks, if we work
togheter we can think of a plan to get the f-(bleep) out of here, know what
I mean?" asked Kevin. "Well.... no!" yelled Eddy. "Eddy!" yelled Kevin
shocked, "then how the bloody heck can we get out of here for God's Sake,
huh?" "Uh... dig a mote?" asked Eddy. "No!" shouted Kevin in anger, "we need
to work togheter and use your braces to slice through the bars of the
brig," he said again, yet more concerned. "Hmm," said Eddy, "ok." Kevin
whooped breifley. Then Eddy shushed him, concered. Then Barney's shadow
panned on the door, the sound of broken floor wood creaking, Barney was
visiting the jailcell. "Hey, yahoos. Or should I say two-bit losers?"
yelled Barney. "Now why the bloody hell didn't you wanna be my friend,
heh?" asked Barney.
"F-f-friend?" stuttered Kevin, "now why the hell would I make friends with
a doltish loser with a girly named Barney? Picking daisies and acting like
a lunatic, asshole wannabe..." said Kevin. Barney had an angry look on his
face. "Darn it, dudes!" yelled Barney, "I want to be your gosh damn friend
'cause I have NO friend," explained Barney. "See? That BJ was just an actor
for a two-bit lousy goofball crap," told Barney. "I don't care," screeched
out Kevin. "Yeah, dumb-ass," said Eddy. "D-U-M-B-A-S-S?" said Barney, yes,
it was a question. Barney exitted the room. Eddy and Kevin where both
whispering. Kevin grunted while trying to find a boomerang in his pocket.
And later, he found it by digging his toys out. "Grab this, Eddy," said
Kevin. "Whatever you say, crony." Said Eddy. "Crony?" asked Kevin. Kevin
spung the boomerang and when it flew out, he abruptly grabbed it, when he
jumped. Barney appeared back in the room, munching a donut with glazed
frosting. He shouted muffledly and dropped the donut, then he spitted it
out. "Damn!" yelled Barney. Then the boomerang cutted the bars and flew out
the window with Kevin and Eddy hanging on it. Barney yelled. Outside,
Barney was trying to catch Kevin and Eddy on the boomerang, but it was too
darn diffucult for him to grab it. Barney left and went inside. He dialed
the extereminator to catch Kevin and Eddy and put them in a bigger, saffer
and harder-to-escape jail cell.
