AN: This gets kinda raunchy, but it's okay. :)
Act Five: Scene One
Yami, Serenity, and Joegore scoured the countryside looking for their lost pet. Yami led with the lantern, Serenity squeaking a chew toy, and Joegore carrying a large butterfly net. They looked in the woods beyond a castle, they looked in dumpsters through out the town, and finally they searched the graveyards, where they looking gin every open grave and mausoleum.
"Where could he have gone?" Yami asked aloud as they looked about the mausoleums.
"Well, he aint in this one," Joegore said as they closed a the heavy door. "there's the last one." he pointed to a rather large stonework building.
"I'm not going in there!" Serenity cried, holding on to Yami.
"Why not?" Joegore asked.
"That belongs to the mayor's family…" Serenity said, shivering.
"Oh come on," Joeore said, "You Don't believe that garbage about Mayor von Kaiba being a vampire? I seen him in daylight once. He looked kinda sick, but he's no vampire."
"Don't worry, Serenity, my dear, " Yami said, "I'll protect you." They went to heavy stone door, and opened it. It was dark, dusty, but there was no smell of decay.
"Let's see, we got the mayor's wife and the mayor's brother. I don't see any vampires, and I don't see Inu-yasha." He said as he read the inscriptions on the tombs. One read 'Here lies Mai Valentine von Kaiba' and the other 'Mokuba von Kaiba; Too Soon. Much Too Soon'.
"Such a pity,' Yami said as he looked at the small coffin, "I wonder what they died of?"
"I'll tell you what they died of," Serenity shrieked, "he sucked their blood!"
"Now, my dear, be reasonable," Yami said, holding her hand. "There are no such things as vampires. They are the creations of over active imaginations and superstitions. There no vampires." Behind them, the coffin lids opened with two sick, slow creaks. The three turned their heads, and saw Lad von Kaiba and the little boy both slowly sit up. They both had deathly pale skin, and dark capes draped over their shoulders. They yawned, and Mai cracked her knuckles.
"I'm gonna kill that S. O. B," Mai said, referring to her husband. "Just as I finally get up on the top rung of this town's crummy social ladder, he has to go and get a craving! Couldn't he have found a derelict!?"
"Get in line, lady," Mokuba said, "My brother's had it!" Then, they both noticed they had company. The two undead gave Yami and his assistants fanged grins. Their eyes were mad with hunger.
"Maybe we'll have a quick bite first," Mokuba said, eying Serenity.
"You take the chick, I got the cutie with the hair," Mai said, looking Yami over. The doctor and the girl both screamed loudly and ran out of th tomb. Joegore fixed his hair, and waltzed over to Mai's coffin.
"Hey babe. How's about you suck on my neck?" he said in his most charming voice.
"Not on your life," Mai replied. Suddenly, Mai and Mokuba saw a faint glow in the sky. They shrieked, and slammed their coffin lids shut as the sun rose.
"Oh great," Joegore said, "I finally meet a real hot babe in this town, and she's scared of a suntan."
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Act Five: Scene Two
Kagome stretched as the sun rose the next morning. She rolled over to face Inu-yasha. Last night was one wild ride! She'd never been happier. She'd finally found a guy that listened to her. All of a sudden, her grandfather threw her door, "Rise and shine, Kagome! Time for breakfast-"
The old man stared at the sight of his granddaughter, in bed, with a man who had dog ears….
"Grandpa," Kagome said, "It's not what you think."
"MONSTER!!!" He cried. Kagome leaped from the bed in her night robe, and covered his mouth.
"What are you doing? Waking up the neighborhood?" Kagome whispered.
"Kagome, what is he doing in here?" her grandpa demanded. "What is it?!"
"This is Inu-yasha," she said quite calmly as the dog eared stranger awoke and scratched his head. "He saved me."
"From what?" Kagome's grandpa insisted.
"Hello, from being eaten and defiled by Kouga- who by the way was really a Werewolf. That's totally bad judgment on your part, Grandpa, for engaging me to the Wolf-man."
"But… but… What is He!?"
"Oh, he's a dog… I think… He was certainly an animal last night." Kagome said, hopping back in bed with the creature. They put their arms around each other, and smiled. Kagome's grandpa just sighed, and said, "Well, you'd better come down and have breakfast, anyway. I'll look for some clothes for him." The old man wandered, mumbling about 'what this world was coming to… young maidens sleeping with dog-men… what a disgrace!'
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Act Five: Scene Three
That afternoon, in town hall, just as the sun was going down, Officer Miroku and Inspector Sesshoamru waited in the meeting room.
"Sorry I'm late," the Mayor said as he strolled in, wiping his mouth, "I had some important business to attend to. Seems there's an increase on young ladies escaping- I mean- disappearing from the nunnery."
"I have come to report on my observations of Young Dr. Von Yugistein." Sesshomaru said. "At first, he seemed only to be a very nervous, an disturbed, man. Now, I have had reports of him and tow of his house servants wandering the country side, scouring graveyards, and that hideous hunchbacked minion of his popping up in the sewers. I believe they are hiding something."
"Or perhaps looking for it," Miroku suggested. "There was a report about young Kouga having never returned home last night."
"Kouga… wasn't he the son of the Werewolf we shot?" the Mayor asked.
"Uh, yes, I believe he is." Miroku said, looking at his notes. "Just like it says that your father, before we held elections, was the Count of this province…"
"I am not a vampire," the Mayor insisted. "I am NOT a VAMPIRE!" Just then, the vent in the floor popped open, and Joegore's head came up.
"Have any of you guys seen a monster with dog ears and long white flowin hair, looks almost human?" the grotesque hunchback asked them.
"I'll go rally the angry mob," Miroku said calmly. "We have two monsters to chase out." he said, eyeing Mayor von Kaiba.
"Better make that four," Joegore said as he went back down through the vent, "His mayorship's wife and brother ain't too happy about bein buried alive," Joegore turned to Kaiba, and gave him a thumb's up, saying, "By the way, she's a real looker. If things don't work out, can I a shot at her?"
"GET OUT!!!" von Kaiba shouted. Joegore cringed, and slammed the vent cover closed behind him.
"Maybe I shouldn't have asked them about the monster…" Joegore wondered. "I hope the Doctor finds him before the angry mob."
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Act Five: Scene Four
Kagome held Inu-yasha's hand as they snuck around the streets of the village. She knew if he was found, he was dead meat.
"Okay, now do smell the scent to your home?" she asked him.
Inu-yasha sniffed, then shook his head. "No."
"Okay then, we'll just have to keep walking until we find it. And don't worry, I promise I'll visit you everyday." As they began to walk off, Inu-yasha's ears pricked. He turned around. "What is it?" Kagome asked. "Do you hear something?" Then, she heard it too. Violin music. Creepy violin music. To her utter horror, Inu-yasha statred looking for the music's origin, and he was smiling on top of it. Kagome followed him, till they came to a darkened street corner. Under a lamppost was a solitary man, cloaked in a hat and dark jacket, playing the music. Inu-yasha walked towards him… then…
"Now!" the man said, flinging his disguise off. He had wild hair, and purple eyes. Then, a horrible hunchback swung a butterfly net on top of Inu-yasha, while a girl with syringe jabbed him in the back. Inu-yasha cried and howled with pain before he dropped to the ground. Kagome rushed over to him, and covered him with her body.
"Don't you dare hurt him!" she yelled at the three maniacs. "He's my boyfriend!"
"Boyfriend?" the hunchback asked. "Sister, what have you been smoking, and can I have some?"
"It's true," she said, cradling Inu-yasha's beautiful white head in her arms, "He saved my life last night… I love him!"
"We're not trying to hurt him, miss," the leader of the group said, "We're trying to save him."
"And just who are you, anyway?" Kagome asked angrily.
The young lady grabbed the leader's arm, and said proudly, "We're his parents! I'm Serenity, and this is Dr. Yami Von Yugistein. And the guy looking up your skirt is my brother, Joegore." Kagome whirled around and slapped her skirt hem away from Joegore's hands.
"Cut it out, you pervert. Your worse than that officer!" Kagome yelled.
"Sshhh," Yami hushed her. "We must be quiet about this. If you care for Inu-yasha, then we must get him home."
"Okay," Kagome agreed. She helped them carry Inu-yasha in the waiting cart, where they covered him with hay, and carried him safely back to the castle.
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Act Five: Scene Six
"Urgh?" Inu-yasha groaned as he woke up. "Home?" He looked up at Kagome, who was standing over him.
"Yes, Inu-yasha," Kagome answered, "You're home."
"Home," Inu-yasha said dreamily, looking around.
"yeah," Kagome said, "See, here's Joegore and Serenity, and Dr. Yugistein." she said, pointing to them all.
"Father!" Inu-yasha cried happily before he licked Yami with a big slurp.
"Yes, we're glad to see you, too," Yami said, pushing Inu-yasha away.
"Darling," Serenity said, "What are we going do about his brain? He can't stay a dog forever, no matter how smart or cute he is."
"You're right. I have an idea, but it puts both our lives at risk. I shall have to think about it. I'll have my decision at sunset tomorrow.
"I'd better get going then," Kagome said. "My grandpa already freaked about me and Inu-yasha this morning."
"Let me get this straight," Joegore asked, leaning in and peering at Kagome, "You and he… And he was good?"
Kagome's only response was blushing and giggling wildly. Then, Inu-yasha whimpered as he realized that Kagome was leaving.
"Don't worry," Kagome told Inu-yasha, "I'll be back tomorrow afternoon. I promise." Inu-yasha perked up at that, gave her cheek a slurpy lick too. Then, Kagome said her farewells, went home for the night.
"Now, it's been a long day," Yami said, "I believe we should et some sleep". Just then, they heard the sounds of a motor car running against the stony yard outside. Yami rushed to the window, and his face went white. Then, he grabbed his head and cried, "Dear God! What have I done to deserve this!?!"
"What's wrong master?" Joegore asked worriedly.
"My fiancé just pulled up outside…" Yami said in a voice that foretold doom….
DOOM!
AN: =O What!?! Oh no!!! DOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMM!!!!! Please review….
Act Five: Scene One
Yami, Serenity, and Joegore scoured the countryside looking for their lost pet. Yami led with the lantern, Serenity squeaking a chew toy, and Joegore carrying a large butterfly net. They looked in the woods beyond a castle, they looked in dumpsters through out the town, and finally they searched the graveyards, where they looking gin every open grave and mausoleum.
"Where could he have gone?" Yami asked aloud as they looked about the mausoleums.
"Well, he aint in this one," Joegore said as they closed a the heavy door. "there's the last one." he pointed to a rather large stonework building.
"I'm not going in there!" Serenity cried, holding on to Yami.
"Why not?" Joegore asked.
"That belongs to the mayor's family…" Serenity said, shivering.
"Oh come on," Joeore said, "You Don't believe that garbage about Mayor von Kaiba being a vampire? I seen him in daylight once. He looked kinda sick, but he's no vampire."
"Don't worry, Serenity, my dear, " Yami said, "I'll protect you." They went to heavy stone door, and opened it. It was dark, dusty, but there was no smell of decay.
"Let's see, we got the mayor's wife and the mayor's brother. I don't see any vampires, and I don't see Inu-yasha." He said as he read the inscriptions on the tombs. One read 'Here lies Mai Valentine von Kaiba' and the other 'Mokuba von Kaiba; Too Soon. Much Too Soon'.
"Such a pity,' Yami said as he looked at the small coffin, "I wonder what they died of?"
"I'll tell you what they died of," Serenity shrieked, "he sucked their blood!"
"Now, my dear, be reasonable," Yami said, holding her hand. "There are no such things as vampires. They are the creations of over active imaginations and superstitions. There no vampires." Behind them, the coffin lids opened with two sick, slow creaks. The three turned their heads, and saw Lad von Kaiba and the little boy both slowly sit up. They both had deathly pale skin, and dark capes draped over their shoulders. They yawned, and Mai cracked her knuckles.
"I'm gonna kill that S. O. B," Mai said, referring to her husband. "Just as I finally get up on the top rung of this town's crummy social ladder, he has to go and get a craving! Couldn't he have found a derelict!?"
"Get in line, lady," Mokuba said, "My brother's had it!" Then, they both noticed they had company. The two undead gave Yami and his assistants fanged grins. Their eyes were mad with hunger.
"Maybe we'll have a quick bite first," Mokuba said, eying Serenity.
"You take the chick, I got the cutie with the hair," Mai said, looking Yami over. The doctor and the girl both screamed loudly and ran out of th tomb. Joegore fixed his hair, and waltzed over to Mai's coffin.
"Hey babe. How's about you suck on my neck?" he said in his most charming voice.
"Not on your life," Mai replied. Suddenly, Mai and Mokuba saw a faint glow in the sky. They shrieked, and slammed their coffin lids shut as the sun rose.
"Oh great," Joegore said, "I finally meet a real hot babe in this town, and she's scared of a suntan."
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Act Five: Scene Two
Kagome stretched as the sun rose the next morning. She rolled over to face Inu-yasha. Last night was one wild ride! She'd never been happier. She'd finally found a guy that listened to her. All of a sudden, her grandfather threw her door, "Rise and shine, Kagome! Time for breakfast-"
The old man stared at the sight of his granddaughter, in bed, with a man who had dog ears….
"Grandpa," Kagome said, "It's not what you think."
"MONSTER!!!" He cried. Kagome leaped from the bed in her night robe, and covered his mouth.
"What are you doing? Waking up the neighborhood?" Kagome whispered.
"Kagome, what is he doing in here?" her grandpa demanded. "What is it?!"
"This is Inu-yasha," she said quite calmly as the dog eared stranger awoke and scratched his head. "He saved me."
"From what?" Kagome's grandpa insisted.
"Hello, from being eaten and defiled by Kouga- who by the way was really a Werewolf. That's totally bad judgment on your part, Grandpa, for engaging me to the Wolf-man."
"But… but… What is He!?"
"Oh, he's a dog… I think… He was certainly an animal last night." Kagome said, hopping back in bed with the creature. They put their arms around each other, and smiled. Kagome's grandpa just sighed, and said, "Well, you'd better come down and have breakfast, anyway. I'll look for some clothes for him." The old man wandered, mumbling about 'what this world was coming to… young maidens sleeping with dog-men… what a disgrace!'
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Act Five: Scene Three
That afternoon, in town hall, just as the sun was going down, Officer Miroku and Inspector Sesshoamru waited in the meeting room.
"Sorry I'm late," the Mayor said as he strolled in, wiping his mouth, "I had some important business to attend to. Seems there's an increase on young ladies escaping- I mean- disappearing from the nunnery."
"I have come to report on my observations of Young Dr. Von Yugistein." Sesshomaru said. "At first, he seemed only to be a very nervous, an disturbed, man. Now, I have had reports of him and tow of his house servants wandering the country side, scouring graveyards, and that hideous hunchbacked minion of his popping up in the sewers. I believe they are hiding something."
"Or perhaps looking for it," Miroku suggested. "There was a report about young Kouga having never returned home last night."
"Kouga… wasn't he the son of the Werewolf we shot?" the Mayor asked.
"Uh, yes, I believe he is." Miroku said, looking at his notes. "Just like it says that your father, before we held elections, was the Count of this province…"
"I am not a vampire," the Mayor insisted. "I am NOT a VAMPIRE!" Just then, the vent in the floor popped open, and Joegore's head came up.
"Have any of you guys seen a monster with dog ears and long white flowin hair, looks almost human?" the grotesque hunchback asked them.
"I'll go rally the angry mob," Miroku said calmly. "We have two monsters to chase out." he said, eyeing Mayor von Kaiba.
"Better make that four," Joegore said as he went back down through the vent, "His mayorship's wife and brother ain't too happy about bein buried alive," Joegore turned to Kaiba, and gave him a thumb's up, saying, "By the way, she's a real looker. If things don't work out, can I a shot at her?"
"GET OUT!!!" von Kaiba shouted. Joegore cringed, and slammed the vent cover closed behind him.
"Maybe I shouldn't have asked them about the monster…" Joegore wondered. "I hope the Doctor finds him before the angry mob."
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Act Five: Scene Four
Kagome held Inu-yasha's hand as they snuck around the streets of the village. She knew if he was found, he was dead meat.
"Okay, now do smell the scent to your home?" she asked him.
Inu-yasha sniffed, then shook his head. "No."
"Okay then, we'll just have to keep walking until we find it. And don't worry, I promise I'll visit you everyday." As they began to walk off, Inu-yasha's ears pricked. He turned around. "What is it?" Kagome asked. "Do you hear something?" Then, she heard it too. Violin music. Creepy violin music. To her utter horror, Inu-yasha statred looking for the music's origin, and he was smiling on top of it. Kagome followed him, till they came to a darkened street corner. Under a lamppost was a solitary man, cloaked in a hat and dark jacket, playing the music. Inu-yasha walked towards him… then…
"Now!" the man said, flinging his disguise off. He had wild hair, and purple eyes. Then, a horrible hunchback swung a butterfly net on top of Inu-yasha, while a girl with syringe jabbed him in the back. Inu-yasha cried and howled with pain before he dropped to the ground. Kagome rushed over to him, and covered him with her body.
"Don't you dare hurt him!" she yelled at the three maniacs. "He's my boyfriend!"
"Boyfriend?" the hunchback asked. "Sister, what have you been smoking, and can I have some?"
"It's true," she said, cradling Inu-yasha's beautiful white head in her arms, "He saved my life last night… I love him!"
"We're not trying to hurt him, miss," the leader of the group said, "We're trying to save him."
"And just who are you, anyway?" Kagome asked angrily.
The young lady grabbed the leader's arm, and said proudly, "We're his parents! I'm Serenity, and this is Dr. Yami Von Yugistein. And the guy looking up your skirt is my brother, Joegore." Kagome whirled around and slapped her skirt hem away from Joegore's hands.
"Cut it out, you pervert. Your worse than that officer!" Kagome yelled.
"Sshhh," Yami hushed her. "We must be quiet about this. If you care for Inu-yasha, then we must get him home."
"Okay," Kagome agreed. She helped them carry Inu-yasha in the waiting cart, where they covered him with hay, and carried him safely back to the castle.
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Act Five: Scene Six
"Urgh?" Inu-yasha groaned as he woke up. "Home?" He looked up at Kagome, who was standing over him.
"Yes, Inu-yasha," Kagome answered, "You're home."
"Home," Inu-yasha said dreamily, looking around.
"yeah," Kagome said, "See, here's Joegore and Serenity, and Dr. Yugistein." she said, pointing to them all.
"Father!" Inu-yasha cried happily before he licked Yami with a big slurp.
"Yes, we're glad to see you, too," Yami said, pushing Inu-yasha away.
"Darling," Serenity said, "What are we going do about his brain? He can't stay a dog forever, no matter how smart or cute he is."
"You're right. I have an idea, but it puts both our lives at risk. I shall have to think about it. I'll have my decision at sunset tomorrow.
"I'd better get going then," Kagome said. "My grandpa already freaked about me and Inu-yasha this morning."
"Let me get this straight," Joegore asked, leaning in and peering at Kagome, "You and he… And he was good?"
Kagome's only response was blushing and giggling wildly. Then, Inu-yasha whimpered as he realized that Kagome was leaving.
"Don't worry," Kagome told Inu-yasha, "I'll be back tomorrow afternoon. I promise." Inu-yasha perked up at that, gave her cheek a slurpy lick too. Then, Kagome said her farewells, went home for the night.
"Now, it's been a long day," Yami said, "I believe we should et some sleep". Just then, they heard the sounds of a motor car running against the stony yard outside. Yami rushed to the window, and his face went white. Then, he grabbed his head and cried, "Dear God! What have I done to deserve this!?!"
"What's wrong master?" Joegore asked worriedly.
"My fiancé just pulled up outside…" Yami said in a voice that foretold doom….
DOOM!
AN: =O What!?! Oh no!!! DOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMM!!!!! Please review….