When Kevin and Eddy found a portal in the air, they jumped into it,
then they fell and fell and fell through the hole, a couple miles down,
they suddenly thumped on their butts and found Hell. Then Satan introduced
himself to Kevin and Eddy. "What the hell?" asked Eddy. "Hell," said Satan.
Then Satan introduced Johnny Bravo to them. "Heh hih hoh! Check the pecs,"
he said. "What an "F"-off," said Satan. "Check them damn pecs," said
Johnny. "Not now!" yelled Satan. Kevin quivered, "Satan... what are we doing
with a devil?" asked Kevin. "Satan?" asked Eddy. "Yes, now shut the HECK
UP!" yelled Satan. Then Eddy found a burning rock and hitted Satan. "Curse
you, mutant S.O.B.," shouted out Satan. "Hmm hmm," said Kevin. "Dang you!"
yelled Satan. Then Johnny Bravo said this in Kevin's pair of ears: "Kevin,
how the HECK can we get out of here?" "Dunno," told Kevin. "Crap!" said
Johnny Bravo. Satan then exitted Hell and went into Heaven to meet his so-
called "friend" named Butt-head. "Uh huh huh huh huh," laughed Butt-head.
"Hey, yo, dude," said Satan. "Uh huh huh, hi," said Butt-head. "Now, Butt-
head, how do we kill thems Kevin and Eddy?" asked Satan, while pounding his
fist on the table. "So... uh huh, I don't know, huh huh," chuckled Butt-head.
"'K...," responded Satan. "Uh... bye... heh heh," said Butt-head, "oh and good-
bye," said Satan. At Hell, Kevin grabbed his hat and found Satan. "Where...
have you been?" asked Kevin. "Oh... just... meeting with my friend," replied
Satan. "Damn!" yelled Kevin, he spung his hat like a boomerang, and the hat
him Satan in the stomache and he tripped and fell. "Crap," cursed Satan.
Kevin's hat spung back to him, just like a boomerang. Kevin putted his hat
back on his head and left before Satan woke up again. Then Butt-head got a
phone call. He answered it. "Hello?" asked Butt-head. "Have you seen the
people by the names of Eddy and... Kevin?" asked the studio manager. "Uhh... uh
uh huh... uhh... wait a minute, uh huh huh. Satan?! Uh huh. He's not – uh huh –
here," answered Butt-head, he slammed the phone on the set. Eddy and Kevin
escaped Hell. "What about me?" asked Johnny, then Satan appeared and
stuffed Kevin and Eddy back in a cage.
