AN: At the home stretch now, people! What will become of Dr. Yugistein and his monster? Read on to find out!
Act Six: Scene One
"Darling!" Tea said cheerfully as she leaned against the motor car. Yami and his assistants had just stepped out of the castle doorway. Yami looked dashing in his robe and ascot.
"Darling," he answered clapping his hands together. "You're here… I thought you would wait until I sent for you?"
"Well," Tea explained, "I got bored, and decided I'd surprise. Are you surprised?"
"Very," Yami said through gritted teeth and an overly wide smile.
"Love me?" Tea asked in a sugery voice.
"Love you," Yami replied. "Well, it's been a long day, shouldn't turn it?"
"Oh, but I just got here," Tea said. "Would you get my things, dear?"
"Of course," Yami said, he went around the back of the car to retrieve the luggage and tip the driver.
With this chance too good to pass up, Joegore clapped his hands, and said, "Darlin!" He shuffled over to Tea and laid his head on her bountiful chest as he asked, "How you doin' ?"
"Uh.. I…" Tea stuttered, wondering how she could escape from this grotesque minion.
"Love me?" Joegore asked in a mocking sugery voice.
"I… uh… I just met you," Tea reasoned. Just then, however, Yami came back around.
"Let's just keep this between you and me," he said rolling his crossed eyes around.
"Certainly," Tea said as Yami stood in front of them.
"Joegore, take care of these," Yami said, throwing the suitcases at Joegore, who failed to catch them and went sprawling on the ground, covered by a mountain of brand name leather luggage.
"Yes master," the hunchback grunted from under the Italian bag.
"My dear, this is our housekeeper, Kikyo," Yami said. Lightening flashed, thunder clapped, horses reared, and Serenity screamed. "And this excitable young lady is my lab assistant, Serenity."
"You're his assistant?" Tea asked, eyeing Serenity suspiciously.
"Oh, I'm more than just his assistant," Serenity said, flaunting her womanly charms. "I'm his lover."
"His WHAT!?!" Tea exclaimed. Behind her, Yami had been waving his arms around wildly to shut Serenity up- but it hadn't worked- but Tea swung around and grabbed Yami by his scrawny neck . "FIVE YEARS!!" she screamed. "Five years of my life I waste on you! Giving you devotion! I saved myself for you! And when I leave you alone for a week, and you hop in bed with the village IDIOT!?!?!"
"I'm not the village idiot," Serenity said proudly, "I'm the village whore. My brother's the village idiot."
Joegore wiggled his ears and eyebrows, still thinking he had a shot. Tea huffed and dropped her choking fiancé, and said, "That does it! I'm going home to mother, and I'm keeping the rock!" She croed, getting back into the car.
"Wait, Tea, don't go," Yami begged. He drooped to his knees, and said, "I haven't finished paying the deposit on that ring."
"Tough luck!" Tea shouted. She slammed the door on the cab, and the car tore out of there at 98 miles an hour. Yami sighed as he got up on his feet again, and turned around and looked at Serenity, who was smiling cheerfully.
"Why did you have to do that?" Yami asked her. "She was loaded. I could have retired in a year with her father's money."
"Because I want you all to myself," Serenity said. "What can she offer you that I can't?"
"Well, for one thing, she had a huge set of melons," Yami said.
"And like mine aren't?" Serenity said opening her robe. Yami;'s eyes widened, and Joegore covered his eyes.
"Whoa, sis!" Joegore said, looking away, "No one wants to see that!"
"I do," Yami said, about to pounce on her, but Joegore threw his cloak off his shoulders, and covered his sister with it. Both Yami and the housekeeper were stunned at what they saw…
"What happened to your hump?" Yami asked, flabbergasted. Joegore's back was as straight as a pin!
"WHAT HUMP!?!" Joegore demanded. "My cloak's padded! I got a weak back- not a hunched one!"
"But… why do you walk like that?" Yami asked.
"I got a football injury here?" Joegore said sarcastically. Serenity laughed at the whole thing, since she'd known all along.
"Did you know he was-?" Yami asked the housekeeper.
"Of course not," she replied. "I wound have shacked up with him years ago if I had."
"Wanna start now?" Joegore asked, wiggling his eyebrows again.
"Why not," Kikyo (lightening, thunder, horses, scream) shrugged. "It's either you or Fido in the basement." She walked into a side door, and Joegore gave Serenity and Yami a thumbs up- and an extra wide grin- just before the lovely housekeeper's arm came out and yanked him inside, shutting the door behind them.
"Well," Yami said, rubbing his hands together, "Shall we, dear?"
"Let's," Serenity said. She jumped up into Yami's arms, and he carried her back inside.
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Act Six: Scene Two
Meanwhile the villagers had gathered in the square with their torches and pitchforks. They were enraged at the creature and at Dr. Von Yugistein.
"Kill them!" they cried, "Destroy the monster!!" Officer Miroku and Inspector Sesshomaru came out. Sesshomaru raised his hand to quiet the people.
"A riot," the inspector said, "Is an ugly thing."
"I think it's about time we had one," Miroku suggested.
Sesshomaru looked at him for a beat, and said quite cheerfully, "I agree. Kill them!"
"YAY!" the people cried, then, they marched, singing, "A-lynching we will go, a-lynching we will go! Hi- ho the dairy-o, a lynching we will go!"
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Act Six: Scene Three
Joegore stood at the sparking and vibrating panel switches. On two tables in the center of the lab, connected by wires and tubes were dr. Yami and Inu-yasha. Yami's plan was simple, to transfer his vast knowledge to Inu-yasha's primitive brain, in order for him to function normally, and pass for human. Sereninty stood in between the tables, looking worried about both her puppy and her lover. Suddenly, Kagome burst through the lab door, followed by the housekeeper.
"The villagers are coming!" Kagome screamed, "They're coming to kill us!"
"What?" Serenity and Joegore yelled.
"The villagers are coming to kill the doctor and destroy the monster," the houskeeper said. "We must all flee, now!"
"We can't" Joegore said, "The doc said to given the transfer 15 minutes, or else their dead."
"Then we've got to keep them out of the house," the housekeeper said.
"You two lock all the doors and windows," Joegore said, "Make sure they don't get in." The women nodded, and turned to go. But before she left, Kagome turned around and looked at Joegore.
"You look different," Kagome said.
"What?" Joegore asked.
"You look different," Kagome repeated. "You get a haircut?"
"Thanks, I didn't think anybody's notice," Joegore said, running a hand through his hair.
"You look pretty good for a hunchback," Kagome said, then she dashed out of the room and up the stairs.
Joegore hissed,threw off his wretched cloak, and yelled at her through the door, "I ain't a hunchback!!! It's padding!! PADDING!!!!"
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Act Six: Scene Four
The villagers threw themselves against the bolted doors. The housekeeper and Kagome braced the doors with their own bodies. The massive wooden doors lurched forward with each hit that was made.
"I hope they stop soon," the housekeeper said, "I'm starting to like it."
Kagome thought a minute, and said with a surprised smile, "Me too."
Suddenly, the bounding stopped. The ladies waited one minute. Three minutes. Five. "I think their gone," Kagome said.
"They're a lynch mob, they never leave. We've had them before." the housekeeper said. Just then, the doorbell rang.
"Pizza!" a vice from outside shouted. Kagome looked through the peephole, and saw a solitary figure in lederhosen holding a pizza box.
"We didn't order any pizza," Kagome replied.
"Isn't this 1313 Transylvania Lane?" the pizza delivery guy asked.
"Yes… but we didn't order anything." Kagome said again.
"I've got a delivery for 'Jogore'," the delivery guy said.
Kagome looked worried. She whispered to the housekeeper, "Do you really think it's a pizza?"
"It's a trick, you simpleton," the woman replied, "They want us to open the door."
"How do you know?" Kagome asked.
"It's how they got in last time," the housekeeper said.
Kagome was shocked. "You're kidding right?"
"You think Joe gore's a pig? You should have seen what he's grandfather could eat."
"How old are you?" Kagome asked.
"None of your business," the housekeeper replied. "If it's pepperoni, we'll know it's a trap."
"It's pepperoni," the delivery guy said, as if on cue. The ladies looked at each other, and both shouted, "WE DON'T LIKE PEPPERONI!"
Outside, the delivery boy shook his head, and turned around to leave the castle. The lynch mob passed him, and went straight to the door with a huge tree they'd cut down to make a battering ram.
"Now we have to get in," Mayor von Kaiba said, "It's 4 in the morning, and I have an apointment tomorrow."
"For what?" Sister Songo asked, "9000 proof sun-block?" the crowd charged and smashed against the unyielding doors.
"I am NOT a vampire," the mayor said.
"Whatever get you through the day," Sesshomaru remarked.
Inside, Kagome and the house =keeper felt the bounding of the doors once again. "I told you it was a trap," the housekeeper said, "They were just stalling long enough to get a battering ram up here."
"Has it been fifteen minutes yet?" Kagome asked.
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Act Six: Scene Five
Dang, when's that pizza gonna get here?" Joegore asked looking at the clock.
"Oh, big brother," Serenity said, "Has it been fifteen minutes?"
"Just about," Joegore replied. At that moment, the villagers broke through. They heard the door brreak down upstairs, and Kagome and Kikyo (aw screw it!) came running down the stairs, and into the lab. They locked the doors behind them, and both screamed, "The villagers are coming!!!"
"We know!!" Joegore and Serenity shouted back. Just then, the door started to give way. The little huddled together, protecting the doctor and the creature.
"We'll fight to save them, or die trying!" Kagome said.
"Yeah!" Serenity agreed.
"Can't we do something else, like run away?" Joegore asked.
"NO!" the women shouted.
"Okay, okay. 'Stop 'em or die tryin'," Joegore agreed, "I hope we stop 'em," he muttered.
The door gave in, and people with torches and pitchforks and rakes came pouring in. "Kill them! Kill them all!!!"
Just then, Inu-yasha's eye opened, and he rose up, knocking the headset of tubes off his head. "What the h#&& is going on!?!" he growled. The villagers and lab attendants all gasped.
"I… Inu-yasha?" Kagome asked warily.
"What?!" He barked. Then he sniffed her. "Oh, yeah. It's you. How's it going babe?"
"Oh great," Kagome said sarcastically. "We're just about to be lynched!"
"Not if I have anything to say about it," Dr. Yami said, rising up from the table. He stood and glared at them all, then, pointed an accusing finger and said, "Shame on you all, for breaking into MY home, and threatening MY family!"
"Family?!" The Mayor demanded. "You call this collection of miscreants and rejects a family? A woman who never ages, an loose idiot, a niave child, and a hunchback?"
"How many times have I got to tell these people?!" Joegore yelled, throwing off his padded cloake and stomping on it, "I ain't got no hump! I never had a hump!!"
"And you never will, with that attitude," the housekeeper said.
"Stuff it, Lady Kikyo," von Kaiba snapped. Lightning flashed, thunder clapped, horses reared, and all the women screamed. "See what I'm talking about?"
"Never the less, they are still my family," Yami said, "And even if Inu-yasha is a monster, he is still my boy. He's a good boy, a brilliant boy!"
"He's a mother's angel!" Serenity cried, hugging Inu-yasha from behind. Kagome glared at her.
"Look deep into your hearts," Yami said, "And look for the human in him, for I see the monster in all of you!"
"For the last time," von Kaiba shouted, "I AM NOT A VAMPIRE!"
"Oh?" Kikyo (lightning, thunder, horses, scream) said, stepping forward. She pulled the neckline of her dress down, exposing her bare, pale neck. "The sight of my warm, beautiful neck doesn't make you thirsty?"
Von Kiaba licked his lips, but then shook his head and crossed his arms, "No! Not in the least."
"Are you sure?" Serenity said, offering her own neck. Kaiba's body shook. He closed his drak rimmed eyes…. When he opened them again, his eyes were blood red, and fangs sprouted from his teeth.
"YES!" he cried, "I admit it!! I AM a VAMPIRE!!!" The people shrank away from him. And then, Doctor Bakura, the sweet, mild mannered village dentist came forward.
"I have a confession to make, too," he said. "I am monster! My true name is Bakura Jekell!" And then, with a series of cries and moans of pain, he transformed before the people, and said, "And name is Ryou Hyde!"
Just then, a mummy came bursting in, with a lady on his arm. It was Tea!
"Look who I found!" she said happily.
The people didn't know where the go! They were pinned by monsters ion every side! The mummy ripped off wrappings from it's face, and said, gasping for air, "Why… Why the heck did you run off and leave me!?"
"Tristan!" Yami exclaimed, "But you're dead! Your body was on, loan to me from the Egyptology department."
"Yeah, I know," Tristan said, "They made me a Mummy, man! And I when I heard you left town to hang out here to hang with all the cool monsters, I wanted to come too! But no one ever invites the Mummy! He's too dorkie!"
"Oohhhh, poor dear," Tea said sympathetically, and kissed him.
"Well…" You're invited now," Yami said. "Come on down."
"Yeah!" Inu-yasha added, "We're gonna have a Monster Pride Parade! And Show we're not afraid to be weird, creepy, and menaces to society!"
"YAAAAAYYYYY!" The people cheered, not caring anymore.
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AN: We don't own The Backstreet Boys' 'Everybody' or it's music video. The just thought it would be really cool to imitate on here, and it's our favorite! Enjoy!
Music Video
Inu-yasha led the three other leading monsters with him, with the doctor, Kagome, the houskeeper, Serenity, and Joegore behind them, and the villagers strung about the town They all twirled and spun, as the four creatures of the night ran forward, spun around, and then did s stomp, singin:
Everybody! Rock your body! Yeah!
Everybody, rock your body right!
Yeah, we're back, ALL RIGHT!
(Kaiba)
Oh my god, we're back again!
Brothers, sisters, every body sing!
Gonna bring the flava, show you how!
Got a question for ya, better answer now!
( Inu-yasha)
Am I original? (group) Yeah!
Am I the only one? (group) Yeah!
Am I sexual? (group) Yeah!
Am I everything you need?
You'd better rock you're body NOW!
(Group)
Everybody! Yeah! Rock your body! Yeah!
Everybody, rock your body right!
Yeah, we're back alright!
(People mimic dance moves with group)
Now throw your hands up in the air!
Wave 'em around like ya just don't care!
If ya wanna party, let me hear ya yell!
Cause we got it going on again!
(Bakura)
Yeah!! Am I original? (group) Yeah!
Am I the only one? (group) Yeah!
Am I sexual?" (group) Yeah!
Am I everything you need?
You'd better rock your body now!
(Group)
Everybody! Yeah! Rock your body! Yeah!
Everybody! Rock your body right!
Hey, we're back ALL RIGHT!
All Right!
(people dance like crazy as the group dances in synchronization down the streets of the village, making the women swoon. At one point, Mai and Mokuba join the throng of monsters, as well as Kouga, since the end credits are rolling now)
(Group)
Everybody! Yeah! Rock your body! Yeah!
Everybody! Rock your body right!
Hey, we're back! ALL RIGHT!
(Group continues to sing refrain as Tristan breaks into free style)
(Tristan)
Everybody! Rock your body! Rock you're body!
Everybody, rock your body! Yeah!
Everybody!
(Group together)
Rock your body right!
Yeah we're back! ALL RIGHT! (echoes on as everyone strikes a really cool pose)
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The End
Act Six: Scene One
"Darling!" Tea said cheerfully as she leaned against the motor car. Yami and his assistants had just stepped out of the castle doorway. Yami looked dashing in his robe and ascot.
"Darling," he answered clapping his hands together. "You're here… I thought you would wait until I sent for you?"
"Well," Tea explained, "I got bored, and decided I'd surprise. Are you surprised?"
"Very," Yami said through gritted teeth and an overly wide smile.
"Love me?" Tea asked in a sugery voice.
"Love you," Yami replied. "Well, it's been a long day, shouldn't turn it?"
"Oh, but I just got here," Tea said. "Would you get my things, dear?"
"Of course," Yami said, he went around the back of the car to retrieve the luggage and tip the driver.
With this chance too good to pass up, Joegore clapped his hands, and said, "Darlin!" He shuffled over to Tea and laid his head on her bountiful chest as he asked, "How you doin' ?"
"Uh.. I…" Tea stuttered, wondering how she could escape from this grotesque minion.
"Love me?" Joegore asked in a mocking sugery voice.
"I… uh… I just met you," Tea reasoned. Just then, however, Yami came back around.
"Let's just keep this between you and me," he said rolling his crossed eyes around.
"Certainly," Tea said as Yami stood in front of them.
"Joegore, take care of these," Yami said, throwing the suitcases at Joegore, who failed to catch them and went sprawling on the ground, covered by a mountain of brand name leather luggage.
"Yes master," the hunchback grunted from under the Italian bag.
"My dear, this is our housekeeper, Kikyo," Yami said. Lightening flashed, thunder clapped, horses reared, and Serenity screamed. "And this excitable young lady is my lab assistant, Serenity."
"You're his assistant?" Tea asked, eyeing Serenity suspiciously.
"Oh, I'm more than just his assistant," Serenity said, flaunting her womanly charms. "I'm his lover."
"His WHAT!?!" Tea exclaimed. Behind her, Yami had been waving his arms around wildly to shut Serenity up- but it hadn't worked- but Tea swung around and grabbed Yami by his scrawny neck . "FIVE YEARS!!" she screamed. "Five years of my life I waste on you! Giving you devotion! I saved myself for you! And when I leave you alone for a week, and you hop in bed with the village IDIOT!?!?!"
"I'm not the village idiot," Serenity said proudly, "I'm the village whore. My brother's the village idiot."
Joegore wiggled his ears and eyebrows, still thinking he had a shot. Tea huffed and dropped her choking fiancé, and said, "That does it! I'm going home to mother, and I'm keeping the rock!" She croed, getting back into the car.
"Wait, Tea, don't go," Yami begged. He drooped to his knees, and said, "I haven't finished paying the deposit on that ring."
"Tough luck!" Tea shouted. She slammed the door on the cab, and the car tore out of there at 98 miles an hour. Yami sighed as he got up on his feet again, and turned around and looked at Serenity, who was smiling cheerfully.
"Why did you have to do that?" Yami asked her. "She was loaded. I could have retired in a year with her father's money."
"Because I want you all to myself," Serenity said. "What can she offer you that I can't?"
"Well, for one thing, she had a huge set of melons," Yami said.
"And like mine aren't?" Serenity said opening her robe. Yami;'s eyes widened, and Joegore covered his eyes.
"Whoa, sis!" Joegore said, looking away, "No one wants to see that!"
"I do," Yami said, about to pounce on her, but Joegore threw his cloak off his shoulders, and covered his sister with it. Both Yami and the housekeeper were stunned at what they saw…
"What happened to your hump?" Yami asked, flabbergasted. Joegore's back was as straight as a pin!
"WHAT HUMP!?!" Joegore demanded. "My cloak's padded! I got a weak back- not a hunched one!"
"But… why do you walk like that?" Yami asked.
"I got a football injury here?" Joegore said sarcastically. Serenity laughed at the whole thing, since she'd known all along.
"Did you know he was-?" Yami asked the housekeeper.
"Of course not," she replied. "I wound have shacked up with him years ago if I had."
"Wanna start now?" Joegore asked, wiggling his eyebrows again.
"Why not," Kikyo (lightening, thunder, horses, scream) shrugged. "It's either you or Fido in the basement." She walked into a side door, and Joegore gave Serenity and Yami a thumbs up- and an extra wide grin- just before the lovely housekeeper's arm came out and yanked him inside, shutting the door behind them.
"Well," Yami said, rubbing his hands together, "Shall we, dear?"
"Let's," Serenity said. She jumped up into Yami's arms, and he carried her back inside.
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Act Six: Scene Two
Meanwhile the villagers had gathered in the square with their torches and pitchforks. They were enraged at the creature and at Dr. Von Yugistein.
"Kill them!" they cried, "Destroy the monster!!" Officer Miroku and Inspector Sesshomaru came out. Sesshomaru raised his hand to quiet the people.
"A riot," the inspector said, "Is an ugly thing."
"I think it's about time we had one," Miroku suggested.
Sesshomaru looked at him for a beat, and said quite cheerfully, "I agree. Kill them!"
"YAY!" the people cried, then, they marched, singing, "A-lynching we will go, a-lynching we will go! Hi- ho the dairy-o, a lynching we will go!"
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Act Six: Scene Three
Joegore stood at the sparking and vibrating panel switches. On two tables in the center of the lab, connected by wires and tubes were dr. Yami and Inu-yasha. Yami's plan was simple, to transfer his vast knowledge to Inu-yasha's primitive brain, in order for him to function normally, and pass for human. Sereninty stood in between the tables, looking worried about both her puppy and her lover. Suddenly, Kagome burst through the lab door, followed by the housekeeper.
"The villagers are coming!" Kagome screamed, "They're coming to kill us!"
"What?" Serenity and Joegore yelled.
"The villagers are coming to kill the doctor and destroy the monster," the houskeeper said. "We must all flee, now!"
"We can't" Joegore said, "The doc said to given the transfer 15 minutes, or else their dead."
"Then we've got to keep them out of the house," the housekeeper said.
"You two lock all the doors and windows," Joegore said, "Make sure they don't get in." The women nodded, and turned to go. But before she left, Kagome turned around and looked at Joegore.
"You look different," Kagome said.
"What?" Joegore asked.
"You look different," Kagome repeated. "You get a haircut?"
"Thanks, I didn't think anybody's notice," Joegore said, running a hand through his hair.
"You look pretty good for a hunchback," Kagome said, then she dashed out of the room and up the stairs.
Joegore hissed,threw off his wretched cloak, and yelled at her through the door, "I ain't a hunchback!!! It's padding!! PADDING!!!!"
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Act Six: Scene Four
The villagers threw themselves against the bolted doors. The housekeeper and Kagome braced the doors with their own bodies. The massive wooden doors lurched forward with each hit that was made.
"I hope they stop soon," the housekeeper said, "I'm starting to like it."
Kagome thought a minute, and said with a surprised smile, "Me too."
Suddenly, the bounding stopped. The ladies waited one minute. Three minutes. Five. "I think their gone," Kagome said.
"They're a lynch mob, they never leave. We've had them before." the housekeeper said. Just then, the doorbell rang.
"Pizza!" a vice from outside shouted. Kagome looked through the peephole, and saw a solitary figure in lederhosen holding a pizza box.
"We didn't order any pizza," Kagome replied.
"Isn't this 1313 Transylvania Lane?" the pizza delivery guy asked.
"Yes… but we didn't order anything." Kagome said again.
"I've got a delivery for 'Jogore'," the delivery guy said.
Kagome looked worried. She whispered to the housekeeper, "Do you really think it's a pizza?"
"It's a trick, you simpleton," the woman replied, "They want us to open the door."
"How do you know?" Kagome asked.
"It's how they got in last time," the housekeeper said.
Kagome was shocked. "You're kidding right?"
"You think Joe gore's a pig? You should have seen what he's grandfather could eat."
"How old are you?" Kagome asked.
"None of your business," the housekeeper replied. "If it's pepperoni, we'll know it's a trap."
"It's pepperoni," the delivery guy said, as if on cue. The ladies looked at each other, and both shouted, "WE DON'T LIKE PEPPERONI!"
Outside, the delivery boy shook his head, and turned around to leave the castle. The lynch mob passed him, and went straight to the door with a huge tree they'd cut down to make a battering ram.
"Now we have to get in," Mayor von Kaiba said, "It's 4 in the morning, and I have an apointment tomorrow."
"For what?" Sister Songo asked, "9000 proof sun-block?" the crowd charged and smashed against the unyielding doors.
"I am NOT a vampire," the mayor said.
"Whatever get you through the day," Sesshomaru remarked.
Inside, Kagome and the house =keeper felt the bounding of the doors once again. "I told you it was a trap," the housekeeper said, "They were just stalling long enough to get a battering ram up here."
"Has it been fifteen minutes yet?" Kagome asked.
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Act Six: Scene Five
Dang, when's that pizza gonna get here?" Joegore asked looking at the clock.
"Oh, big brother," Serenity said, "Has it been fifteen minutes?"
"Just about," Joegore replied. At that moment, the villagers broke through. They heard the door brreak down upstairs, and Kagome and Kikyo (aw screw it!) came running down the stairs, and into the lab. They locked the doors behind them, and both screamed, "The villagers are coming!!!"
"We know!!" Joegore and Serenity shouted back. Just then, the door started to give way. The little huddled together, protecting the doctor and the creature.
"We'll fight to save them, or die trying!" Kagome said.
"Yeah!" Serenity agreed.
"Can't we do something else, like run away?" Joegore asked.
"NO!" the women shouted.
"Okay, okay. 'Stop 'em or die tryin'," Joegore agreed, "I hope we stop 'em," he muttered.
The door gave in, and people with torches and pitchforks and rakes came pouring in. "Kill them! Kill them all!!!"
Just then, Inu-yasha's eye opened, and he rose up, knocking the headset of tubes off his head. "What the h#&& is going on!?!" he growled. The villagers and lab attendants all gasped.
"I… Inu-yasha?" Kagome asked warily.
"What?!" He barked. Then he sniffed her. "Oh, yeah. It's you. How's it going babe?"
"Oh great," Kagome said sarcastically. "We're just about to be lynched!"
"Not if I have anything to say about it," Dr. Yami said, rising up from the table. He stood and glared at them all, then, pointed an accusing finger and said, "Shame on you all, for breaking into MY home, and threatening MY family!"
"Family?!" The Mayor demanded. "You call this collection of miscreants and rejects a family? A woman who never ages, an loose idiot, a niave child, and a hunchback?"
"How many times have I got to tell these people?!" Joegore yelled, throwing off his padded cloake and stomping on it, "I ain't got no hump! I never had a hump!!"
"And you never will, with that attitude," the housekeeper said.
"Stuff it, Lady Kikyo," von Kaiba snapped. Lightning flashed, thunder clapped, horses reared, and all the women screamed. "See what I'm talking about?"
"Never the less, they are still my family," Yami said, "And even if Inu-yasha is a monster, he is still my boy. He's a good boy, a brilliant boy!"
"He's a mother's angel!" Serenity cried, hugging Inu-yasha from behind. Kagome glared at her.
"Look deep into your hearts," Yami said, "And look for the human in him, for I see the monster in all of you!"
"For the last time," von Kaiba shouted, "I AM NOT A VAMPIRE!"
"Oh?" Kikyo (lightning, thunder, horses, scream) said, stepping forward. She pulled the neckline of her dress down, exposing her bare, pale neck. "The sight of my warm, beautiful neck doesn't make you thirsty?"
Von Kiaba licked his lips, but then shook his head and crossed his arms, "No! Not in the least."
"Are you sure?" Serenity said, offering her own neck. Kaiba's body shook. He closed his drak rimmed eyes…. When he opened them again, his eyes were blood red, and fangs sprouted from his teeth.
"YES!" he cried, "I admit it!! I AM a VAMPIRE!!!" The people shrank away from him. And then, Doctor Bakura, the sweet, mild mannered village dentist came forward.
"I have a confession to make, too," he said. "I am monster! My true name is Bakura Jekell!" And then, with a series of cries and moans of pain, he transformed before the people, and said, "And name is Ryou Hyde!"
Just then, a mummy came bursting in, with a lady on his arm. It was Tea!
"Look who I found!" she said happily.
The people didn't know where the go! They were pinned by monsters ion every side! The mummy ripped off wrappings from it's face, and said, gasping for air, "Why… Why the heck did you run off and leave me!?"
"Tristan!" Yami exclaimed, "But you're dead! Your body was on, loan to me from the Egyptology department."
"Yeah, I know," Tristan said, "They made me a Mummy, man! And I when I heard you left town to hang out here to hang with all the cool monsters, I wanted to come too! But no one ever invites the Mummy! He's too dorkie!"
"Oohhhh, poor dear," Tea said sympathetically, and kissed him.
"Well…" You're invited now," Yami said. "Come on down."
"Yeah!" Inu-yasha added, "We're gonna have a Monster Pride Parade! And Show we're not afraid to be weird, creepy, and menaces to society!"
"YAAAAAYYYYY!" The people cheered, not caring anymore.
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AN: We don't own The Backstreet Boys' 'Everybody' or it's music video. The just thought it would be really cool to imitate on here, and it's our favorite! Enjoy!
Music Video
Inu-yasha led the three other leading monsters with him, with the doctor, Kagome, the houskeeper, Serenity, and Joegore behind them, and the villagers strung about the town They all twirled and spun, as the four creatures of the night ran forward, spun around, and then did s stomp, singin:
Everybody! Rock your body! Yeah!
Everybody, rock your body right!
Yeah, we're back, ALL RIGHT!
(Kaiba)
Oh my god, we're back again!
Brothers, sisters, every body sing!
Gonna bring the flava, show you how!
Got a question for ya, better answer now!
( Inu-yasha)
Am I original? (group) Yeah!
Am I the only one? (group) Yeah!
Am I sexual? (group) Yeah!
Am I everything you need?
You'd better rock you're body NOW!
(Group)
Everybody! Yeah! Rock your body! Yeah!
Everybody, rock your body right!
Yeah, we're back alright!
(People mimic dance moves with group)
Now throw your hands up in the air!
Wave 'em around like ya just don't care!
If ya wanna party, let me hear ya yell!
Cause we got it going on again!
(Bakura)
Yeah!! Am I original? (group) Yeah!
Am I the only one? (group) Yeah!
Am I sexual?" (group) Yeah!
Am I everything you need?
You'd better rock your body now!
(Group)
Everybody! Yeah! Rock your body! Yeah!
Everybody! Rock your body right!
Hey, we're back ALL RIGHT!
All Right!
(people dance like crazy as the group dances in synchronization down the streets of the village, making the women swoon. At one point, Mai and Mokuba join the throng of monsters, as well as Kouga, since the end credits are rolling now)
(Group)
Everybody! Yeah! Rock your body! Yeah!
Everybody! Rock your body right!
Hey, we're back! ALL RIGHT!
(Group continues to sing refrain as Tristan breaks into free style)
(Tristan)
Everybody! Rock your body! Rock you're body!
Everybody, rock your body! Yeah!
Everybody!
(Group together)
Rock your body right!
Yeah we're back! ALL RIGHT! (echoes on as everyone strikes a really cool pose)
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The End