Chapter 4
a/n: Aight guys, ummmmm yeah so I'm writing another chapter, thank you to The Reader of Books for reviews!!! Yep yep I'm bored right now, school starts in three weeks. CRAP. Yeah. So....another chapter. So I'm looking at my pottery barn catalogue right now and they randomly stuck in this topless guy....hmm.
disclaimer: I don't own any characters. If you don't know that I didn't invent Harry Potter, then you're probably stupid. Yeah.
CHAPTER 4
Ok, so when we last left off someone had entered the room and took away all of poor lil Ronalds estrogen-filled admirers. Harry turned around and looked in awe and shock. All the tables in the Three Broomsticks had become a giant catwalk. Some Daily Prophet staff were standing by with cameras, and Harry heard Snape's voice call out, "PRESENTING....Midnight Modeling Agency's NEWEST MALE MODEL.....DRACO MALFOY!!!!" Cheers erupted from the audience as Harry and Ron's mouths fell open. Actually its not all that shocking. Draco's actually pretty hot, as far as evil wizards go. Maybe Harry and Ron were just JEALOUS!!! As Harry/Ron looked up at Draco strutting his stuff, Draco (or Malfoy, whatever you prefer to call him...) just looked at him with a sneer on his face, clearly giving them a look that said, "Haha, yeah thats right, I'm better than you just admit it, even though my father is FABULOUSLY wealthy I have perused my own career to become a MALE. MODEL, while you're just off chasing after criminals!! HA!!! HA!!! HA!!!" Yep. Draco's look said alllllll of that. So, Draco continued to model couture, evening wear, even a swimsuit (in case you were wondering, it was a Speedo). Once again, the "I'm too sexy'' music came on. Draco grabbed a microphone and started singing, "I'm too sexy for my shirt, too sexy for the catwalk, too sexy for my body.." or however the hell it goes. Draco finished his little show, and soon the catwalk disappeared. In case you were wondering about what happened to Crabbe and Goyle, they were working as Draco's body guards/entourage/ posse. Oh yeah, plus Draco had a bunch of groupies now. A whole bunch of SLYTHERIN groupies none the less. Apparently the head groupie was Pansy Parkinson or something like that, God knows the girl HAS to latch onto him like some kind of leech. Draco once again continued to strut past Harry, but Ron stuck out his foot and tripped him. Draco tripped and fell, and soon everyone in the Three Broomsticks were laughing their asses off because Draco tripped. Yeah and guess what? He was also wearing elevator shoes to make him taller!! Hahahaha!!! But Draco didn't care, because at the end of the day, he was STILL the best looking one. But...people soon got bored of Draco, and the people started demanding other things. The noise level in the room was silenced, however, as the double-doors at the entrance of the Three Broomsticks swung open to reveal the best looking girl Harry had ever set his eyes on in his entire life. She could only be described as....a Goddess. Draco was the first to go over to her. He conjured up a rose, handed it to the girl, and said, "Hey gorgeous". Then Draco shot her a look, this weird one where he did this funny thing to make his lips look fuller and sexier, and his eyes were half closed. Heh, it didn't really work. It made him look like a moron. Or someone who just got stung by a bee on their mouth. Suddenly, the girl spoke. "Draco you REALLY shouldn't be acting like that around people you don't even know!" Everyone in the room gasped. It was a very....Dawson's Creek-ish moment. Straight out of a soap opera, I'd say. Harry recognized that voice right away. It was HERMIONE. She still had her haughty know it all tone to her voice. Draco stepped back and ran into Ron. Ron ran into Harry. Harry ran into Cho. It was a domino effect. And this, dear reader, is where I must end the chapter, only because I didn't go to sleep last night and I'm really really tired and I need a nap.
PLEASE REVIEW. Tell me what I should change or give me ideas on what to add.!!!!
a/n: Aight guys, ummmmm yeah so I'm writing another chapter, thank you to The Reader of Books for reviews!!! Yep yep I'm bored right now, school starts in three weeks. CRAP. Yeah. So....another chapter. So I'm looking at my pottery barn catalogue right now and they randomly stuck in this topless guy....hmm.
disclaimer: I don't own any characters. If you don't know that I didn't invent Harry Potter, then you're probably stupid. Yeah.
CHAPTER 4
Ok, so when we last left off someone had entered the room and took away all of poor lil Ronalds estrogen-filled admirers. Harry turned around and looked in awe and shock. All the tables in the Three Broomsticks had become a giant catwalk. Some Daily Prophet staff were standing by with cameras, and Harry heard Snape's voice call out, "PRESENTING....Midnight Modeling Agency's NEWEST MALE MODEL.....DRACO MALFOY!!!!" Cheers erupted from the audience as Harry and Ron's mouths fell open. Actually its not all that shocking. Draco's actually pretty hot, as far as evil wizards go. Maybe Harry and Ron were just JEALOUS!!! As Harry/Ron looked up at Draco strutting his stuff, Draco (or Malfoy, whatever you prefer to call him...) just looked at him with a sneer on his face, clearly giving them a look that said, "Haha, yeah thats right, I'm better than you just admit it, even though my father is FABULOUSLY wealthy I have perused my own career to become a MALE. MODEL, while you're just off chasing after criminals!! HA!!! HA!!! HA!!!" Yep. Draco's look said alllllll of that. So, Draco continued to model couture, evening wear, even a swimsuit (in case you were wondering, it was a Speedo). Once again, the "I'm too sexy'' music came on. Draco grabbed a microphone and started singing, "I'm too sexy for my shirt, too sexy for the catwalk, too sexy for my body.." or however the hell it goes. Draco finished his little show, and soon the catwalk disappeared. In case you were wondering about what happened to Crabbe and Goyle, they were working as Draco's body guards/entourage/ posse. Oh yeah, plus Draco had a bunch of groupies now. A whole bunch of SLYTHERIN groupies none the less. Apparently the head groupie was Pansy Parkinson or something like that, God knows the girl HAS to latch onto him like some kind of leech. Draco once again continued to strut past Harry, but Ron stuck out his foot and tripped him. Draco tripped and fell, and soon everyone in the Three Broomsticks were laughing their asses off because Draco tripped. Yeah and guess what? He was also wearing elevator shoes to make him taller!! Hahahaha!!! But Draco didn't care, because at the end of the day, he was STILL the best looking one. But...people soon got bored of Draco, and the people started demanding other things. The noise level in the room was silenced, however, as the double-doors at the entrance of the Three Broomsticks swung open to reveal the best looking girl Harry had ever set his eyes on in his entire life. She could only be described as....a Goddess. Draco was the first to go over to her. He conjured up a rose, handed it to the girl, and said, "Hey gorgeous". Then Draco shot her a look, this weird one where he did this funny thing to make his lips look fuller and sexier, and his eyes were half closed. Heh, it didn't really work. It made him look like a moron. Or someone who just got stung by a bee on their mouth. Suddenly, the girl spoke. "Draco you REALLY shouldn't be acting like that around people you don't even know!" Everyone in the room gasped. It was a very....Dawson's Creek-ish moment. Straight out of a soap opera, I'd say. Harry recognized that voice right away. It was HERMIONE. She still had her haughty know it all tone to her voice. Draco stepped back and ran into Ron. Ron ran into Harry. Harry ran into Cho. It was a domino effect. And this, dear reader, is where I must end the chapter, only because I didn't go to sleep last night and I'm really really tired and I need a nap.
PLEASE REVIEW. Tell me what I should change or give me ideas on what to add.!!!!