BATMAN ABSOLUTELY DESPISES THE MUSIC GROUP QUEEN, BUT CAN'T FIND A WAY TO ESCAPE THEIR MUSIC

Say Batman, can we listen to my new CD? asked Robin.

Fine, fine, answered Batman. Just as long as it's not. . .

I paid my dues, time after time, I've done my sentence, but committed no crime. . .

Beneath his cowl, Batman paled. Oh, please no, he whispered.

We are the champions, my friends, and weeee'll keep on fighting, till the end, sang the CD player. We are the champions, we are the champions, no time for loooosers, cause we are the chaaampions. . .

exclaimed Batman, snapping off the CD player in the Batmobile. Let's see what's on the radio instead, he suggested to Robin, switching it on.

I see a little silhouette of a man scadamoosh scadamoosh will you do the fandango—

That's enough of that, said Batman, as he pushed the off' button on the radio a little harder than necessary.

Well, can I roll down the window? pouted Robin.

Sure, sure, said Batman, desperate for anything but Queen.

The ride continued in silence. Until. . .

Robin stared singing, under his breath. Pushing down on me, pressing down on you, da da da da. . .

Out, boy! barked Batman, as he brought the Batmobile to a screeching halt and pushed Robin out the window.

Ha ha ha! he cried, as he speed away. Free, free at last. . . the Dark Knight whispered.

Suddenly, the comlink between the Batmobile and the Wayne manor went off. Sir, something you should know, said Alfred.

I'm listening, said Batman.

There's a minor disturbance in a concert downtown, said Alfred in his calm, British butler way. In the Gothem Concert Hall—

I'm on my way there, he said. Within minutes, he was on top of the Concert Hall's roof. He stealthily made his way inside, and noticed that beneath the screams and sounds of chaos, there came the sound of music playing. . .

. . . Are you ready, are you ready for this, are you hangin' on the edge of your seat. . .

 cried Batman, as he fled back out to the Concert Hall's roof, and through himself off of it.

And another one bites the dust, sang Queen merrily.