Umm, yeah thank you TheAngeryPrincess13 for my one review. you should check out all of her stories. THEY ROCK!!

Disclaimer- I only own Shelby whom I named after one of my best friends in the whole wild world, and Jonathan is mine but my inspiration for him came from Rugrats (if you watch the earlier episodes you'll understand) and Raven is my own character but I borrowed him name from one of the guys at my school.

"Why are you here? Those boy's will think you're up to something if they can't find you."

"Those boy's couldn't tell if I was up to something if I told them."

"Hmmm."

"The place they live is horrible, you would think with all the tax dollars you and my parents are paying, you could get those ignorant boys better living quarters."

"Do you really think they deserve living quarters?"

"Most of them I'm sure haven't done anything wrong. Their just idiots."

"A lady shouldn't speak like that."

"A lady should not be living with a bunch of dirty boys."

"Where were ya?" Mush asked.

"I saw something shiny and went to see what it was." Shelby said, dripping sarcasm.

"I do that sometimes too." He said completely serious. Shelby had to use everything in herself to not laugh.

A/n I kinda put that part in for Resse in Malcolm in the Middle and kinda Isiah.

"What did it end up bein'?" Mush asked.

"A rock." Shelby said with no expression in her voice what so ever.

"Did ya get it?" Mush said looking at her with suspense.

"No. It was dirty, and I didn't want to pick it up." Shelby said completely clueless that someone could be so ignorant. Soon Mush handed her twenty papers and told her to go sell them. She knew exactly where and how to sell the papers. She headed straight to a section of the city where many rich men sat around and smoked together.

"Every pape ya buy will support the mayors reelection." Soon she was out of papers, and went back to see Mush who still had plenty of papers in his hands.

"Wow how did ya sell those that fast?" Mush asked, amazed.

"I guess people like da mayor." Shelby said smiling.

"What?" Mush asked not certain that he really wanted to know.

"I guess people feel sorry for me." Shelby said pronouncing her words.

"Ya want some'or?" Mush asked happily. Glad that he found a good selling partner.

"Sure." Shelby replied, and again her papers were sold in minutes.

Shelby didn't feel bad about lying. She'd been doing it since she was a mere child. She had grown accustom to having not friends except Jonathan, who is a hardly a friend more like a work advisor. Shelby didn't understand how people felt bad when they lye. Shelby didn't feel anything. That's why she was amazing at her job. She didn't care if she hurt people.

She liked her little word, where she was her friend and her friend was herself. With you're self as a friend you never get let down or anything like that. It's the ultimate golden rule, 'Do unto Other as you Would Have Them do unto you' she didn't do anything she didn't like, she lived to please herself. And she was pleased, or so she thought.

"Ya sold all of those again?" Mush asked thoroughly amazed.

"Yeah." She said not as cheerfully as last time.

"I'm almost done too, then we can go to the back of Lucy's, see if my friend Raven is working, and maybe he'll slip us a burger of two." Mush said excitedly.

"A Burger?" Shelby asked having no idea what a burger was.

"You're clueless aren't ya?" Shelby nodded.

"All the more reason for Raven to give us those burgers." Mush said smiling.

"Are burgers made or meat?" Shelby asked.

"Ya o'course." Mush answered laughing.

This madness has to stop! Shelby thought. I can't eat a poor innocent animal. That animal lived to die. I will play the 'I am sick' card and maybe I won't have to eat that animal. I sure hope it's not a cow. My ex- best friend Grace taught me to love cows, never to touch them though. Just look at their pictures on the sides of the milk bottles. Black and White cows are the only good ones. All the other ones just wish that they were Black and white, which is why they get eaten. Jonathan said they never kill white and black cows. He said it's almost a farmer sin. I assume a farmer sin is a sin only farmers can commit. Actually I think Jonathan made that part up.

And can you believe how stupid this poor boy is? I saw something shiny and went to see what it was? That's amazing, but it will be fun thinking of stupid excuses each day. I wonder how stupid I can get until they realize I'm lying?