Disclaimer: I own Kiana, Sam owns Tetra, Alicia own Kira, and Robin owns
Kiki. I don't own the NARUTO characters, the songs, or... Anything else,
unfortunately.
Notes: Gaara can sleep because a seal was placed over Shukaku by the request of my friend. OCCness is a problem since the characters are drunk, and no one knows what happens when people get drunk. This time, I'm messing with... HAHAHA!! Read and find out!
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Chapter 2: Coconuts Make Everyone Loosen Up!
Gaara was angry as hell, with his room being the way it had been when he woke up with an intense headache after his night of drinking. The room, which had been redecorated during the night, scared, scarred, surprised, and disturbed Gaara so much that he refused to live in his apartment until it was painted black again, and thus the redhead moved back temporarily with his fan-wielding sister, Temari, and his face-paint-loving brother, Kankuro.
Under the control of the sake-clouded mind, Gaara had managed to paint his bedroom of his apartment bright, happy colors like yellow and bright green, and baby blues and rosy pinks... Gaara shuddered at the happy state he was in. It disgusted him that he could be so careless when drunk, and Gaara swore to himself he would never drink EVER again. (Ignore the entire paint fumes thing. Who cares if he got high, too? That would help clouding his brain...)
The walls were covered in happy faces and happy suns, with a white bunny chasing some fruit, silly rabbit, and even smiling trees. It was the most scarring thing Gaara had dealt with in a while, and ruined the whole purpose of getting drunk. He only just forced himself to not kill his brunette friend for getting him drunk enough to do that. And, to add onto everything she had done, Gaara had sang 'Holly Jolly Christmas' in front of many people he knew in Konoha at the popular bar they had been at the previous night.
The only reason he was in Konoha was due to the peace treaty between Konoha and Sand. Their alliance with Orochimaru made Konoha shaky on grounds with Sand. The treaty had the three siblings of the most powerful Kazekage (let's just pretend if this isn't true) staying in Konoha to assure allegiance with Sand. The high officials agreed to the condition, and Konoha and Sand were at peace, and had been for a while, since Gaara turned twenty-one.
Temari and Kankuro lived together, since neither could get a long-lasting boyfriend or a girlfriend (hehehe, yes; Kankuro couldn't get a steady boyfriend or girlfriend, and the same goes for Temari) yet, though both were in relationships at the time. Gaara had moved out two years before and got his current apartment and had it painted nice colors like crimson and black, and dark rose. He really had good taste in colors and coordinating things together, surprisingly. However, he had gotten a spurt of scary happiness and colored his pale-colored room bright merry colors that scarred Gaara as he woke that morning. Thus, he was getting his bedroom painted black to prevent the same thing from ever happening again.
And the bed sheets he had bought...
Gaara didn't want to relive that thought. Dialing the number he knew so well, Gaara heard the phone pick up, and Temari's voice greet, "Hello. Who is this and how can I help you?"
"Temari," Gaara said in an irritated voice, "I need a favor from you."
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Raimizu Kiana skipped happily up the steps to her best friend's apartment. The night before left her without a hangover, thankfully, and she remembered Gaara's lovely song too well. 'But,' Kiana thought forlornly, 'I didn't bring a camera to remind everyone how great that time was.'
Knocking on the door of apartment 12C, Kiana smiled at the person who opened the door. "Shikamaru! How are you, buddy? Say, do you want to go to the Feisty Goat with me? I'm meeting Kira and Kiba there, and I'll pay for your drinks. Onegai, Shikamaru-kun?"
"Fine," sighed Shikamaru, "Just because it'd be too bothersome to deal with saying otherwise. Let me get my chuunin jacket.
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Entering the bar, Kiana noticed her distant cousin and one of her best friends sitting at a table near the dance floor, Kira restraining from jumping in Kiba's lap and Kiba trying not to pull her over and do stuff Kiana didn't want to think about. The redheaded Izume Kira was looking longingly from the dance floor and then switched her glance to Kiba, then the dance floor again. Kiba was too busy staring at Kira's chest and panting to notice this.
Kiana made a face, half shock and half of it was pure disgust. Shikamaru dragged her by the elbow over to the table and sat her down in a chair before sitting himself in his own. Tearing her eyes away from the nasty sight of her cousin and friend mentally undressing each other, Kiana cleared her throat.
"Does anyone want a drink?" Kiana asked the table, knowing that Shikamaru would be too much of a bum to help her. Lazy ass. Oh, she was getting him drunk off his rocker tonight, and luckily(for once) Kiana had stashed the camcorder in her book bag. (think one-shouldered book bags.)
Shikamaru asked for a bottle of absinth(oh, this WILL be fun), and Kira and Kiba asked for martinis with extra-alcohol. Seeing as she needed to man the camcorder to catch any drunken action, Kiana settled on a virgin strawberry daiquiri. Giving Shikamaru a tall glass, the lazy-ass pushed the glass away and chugged down nearly half the bottle in one go.
"Geez, Shikamaru, I hope you can hold your liquor and you can repay me for buying you two bottles of absinth at almost twenty dollars each," Kiana said in an incredulous voice, setting another bottle of Absinth down on the table for her friend.
"Oh, I will, Kiana-chan," replied Shikamaru with a smirk, knowing that Kiana hated to be called 'chan', because she was not short at all, but taller than many of Konoha's men. "Or you'll be able to freely make me do anything, because I'm not of any use at all if I'm completely wasted."
"That is VERY interesting information, Shikamaru," Kiana said evilly, turning the camcorder on. A couple of minutes later, Kiana glanced at her precious camcorder. Looking at the beeping red light, Kiana got mad instantly. "DAMN IT! THE BATTERY IS FREAKING DEAD!!"
"Haha!" A semi-drunk Shikamaru laughed, starting his second bottle of absinth. "Kiana, me and Alf think this absinth is bullshit. Right Alf?" Shikamaru looked up aand to his left, where there was nothing but air. "Alf agrees, even if he's a green fairy. So, go get us some real absinth, please!"
Kiana glared at her best friend, making sure to have his death go by slowly, including some knives and fire. She was a bit sadistic, and perverted, though not many people would guess that unless they REALLY knew her. (think this- the character was based off of me, and I get compared to Kakashi a lot and many similarities come up.)
"Hey Chouji," Kiana said to her other friend. He was once again two handing free bar stuff, but this time it was pretzels.
"Hiiieergh," Chouji greeted, or tried to greet, but regrettably he began choking on a bit of pretzel that went down the wrong way, though he got it out the right way by pounding hard on his chest and stomach. Swallowing his food, followed by a long gulp over his water, Chouji smiled at his friend. "Hi Kiana. What can I do for you?"
"I just wanted to know who was planning on singing tonight," Kiana stated, knowing Chouji would do nearly anything to get his job of the karaoke manager off his shoulders so he could eat more. "I could take over for you, if you want. All you need to do is give Shikamaru some alcohol to lossen him up. I'll take care of the karaoke."
If all went according to plan, Temari would get Kankuro drunk and everyone would get a good laugh from him singing. Too bad she forgot the camcorder had run out of batteries the week before at Tetra's pool party. Kiana had the one white eye to prove that she was taping the party the entire time, even the part where TenTen started making out with Neji on the snacks table, effectively causing Hinata to lose her stomach's contents in a bush nearby.
Poor Hinata, the shock factor of her cousin making out with someone made her sick. Though, they all found out she had the stomach flu for a week or so already, and her partial girlfriend, Temari, had comforted and taken care of Hinata during that time frame, and Hinata was better now. It had taken Temari and Hinata's relationship up a notch, going from almost purely physical attraction to serious caring for each other.
'Hopefully,' Kiana wished, taking a big gulp from the third bottle of absinth she bought for Shikamaru, 'Temari brought her camera.'
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"Temari, I don't want any more alcohol!" Kankuro growled at his sister, grabbing at his boyfriend. "I'm plastered enough!" At this, a totally drunk Kankuro began to giggle as Shino smiled playfully at him. Shino and Kankuro's relationship was everything including awkward, but the attraction(who knows why or how) was there, and the two explored on it. "You know what? I feel like singing! Lalalala!" Kankuro sang, trying to imitate a bird or other singing thing. Shino laughed outright, being a bit tipsy himself.
Temari smirked, taking a swig from her bottle of whiskey. Hinata was sitting next to her, staring thoughtfully at the dance floor. "Go on and sing, Kankuro. Shino will no doubt go up there and help you, if he cares."
A low blow on the two's relationship, but it definitely worked. Temari produced a camera from her own bag, and chuckled devilishly. "Kiana, I so owe you for this plan."
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Kankuro swayed as he walked over to his sister's friend, Raimizu Kiana. The black-haired woman now harbored an entire bottle of Jack Daniels. That was the best thing about this bar; you could buy entire bottles of liquor, and there would always be more. Shino followed his boyfriend up to his new friend, Kiana, and chuckling for no apparent reason.
"Whoa, there partner," Kiana warned with a frown creasing her eyebrows. "Don't slip and fall, please. We'd hate to get blood all over these new carpets, because you know how hard it is to get out!"
"Yeah, I do, living with Gaara all those years," Kankuro stated with a little giggle. "Anyway, we want to sing. And we want to sing now."
"Gotcha," replied Kiana striking a Lee or Gai pose causing Kankuro to burst out in giggles. "What do you want to sing?"
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The speakers came on, and Kaze Tetra accompanied by Gaara entered the bar, eyes going directly to the stage, mouths dropping wide open(would have hit the floor, but the impossibility of this has come into play). The music began to play and Tetra laughed her way over to the booth that Shikamaru, Chouji, Kira, and Kiba occupied with a perfect view of the stage, while Gaara blushed and tried to hide his face. He would have been unnoticeable if not for that damned gourd he insisted on taking everywhere with him.
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"Brother bought a coconut, he bought it for a dime. His sister had another one, she paid it for a lime. She put the lime in the coconut, she drank them both up; She put the lime in the coconut, she drank them both up; She put the lime in the coconut, she drank them both up," Kankuro sang pretty well, doing a little dance on the stage, added with his drunken swaying. "She put the lime in the coconut, she called the doctor, woke him up, and said-"
"Doctor! Ain't there nothing I can take?" Shino sang, remarkably on tune, jumping from the shadows and making Hinata and Kiba blush since they were good and obvious friends with him. Already, Tetra was no good, laughing herself silly while poking Kiba in the arm and teasing him about being friends with such a drunk person.
In response, Kiba retaliated with, "You're good friends with him, too, Tetra, so you're screwed, AND you're dating the other guy's brother!"
"I AM NOT DATING HIM!" Tetra fumed, slapping Kiba upside the head.
Kiba and Kira just sniggered at her reaction.
"I say, Doctor, to relieve this belly ache? I say, Doctor, ain't there nothin' I can take, I say, Doctor, to relieve this belly ache?" Shino continued to sing, and over near the bar Kiana laughed into her bottle of Jack.
"Now let me get this straight," Kankuro crooned in a deeper voice. "Put the lime in the coconut, you drank them both up. Put the lime in the coconut, you drank them both up. Put the lime in the coconut, you drank them both up. Put the lime in the coconut, you called your doctor, woke him up, and say, 'Doctor, ain't there nothing I can take, I say, Doctor, to relieve this belly ache? I say, Doctor, doctor, ain't there nothin' I can take, I say, Doctor, dooooctor, to relieve this belly ache?'"
Shikamaru, doing what Alf had told him to do, started a conga line on the dance floor, which was big enough to have one. At seeing Kankuro and Shino singing coconut and Shikamaru the lazy ass being the head of the conga line, Tetra started laughing even harder, then suddenly sobered up. "Oh shit."
"What is it, Tetra?" Gaara asked seriously. "What's wrong?"
"Um, I hafta go to the bathroom, really bad," Tetra replied, clapping a hand over her mouth. She had had a few drinks, but did not know that they would interfere this badly with her PMS medicine. Trying not to chunk it, Tetra rushed off to the bathroom and proceeded to regurgitate the food she had consumed since lunch. "Eww..."
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(I'm skipping to the endish of the song since the song is too freaking long.)
"I say doctor!, ain't there nothin' I can take, I say doctor!, ain't there nothin' I can take, I say doctor!, ain't there nothin' I can take, I say Doctor!, you such a silly woman!" Shino sang, reading the words off the screen across the building. Thankfully, the words were big enough that he could read them in his tipsy state.
Together, Shino and Kankuro sang the last part of the wonderful song everyone on the dance floor were busting a move to while in the conga line, with Shikamaru who now had come up with a lamp shade from somewhere and had placed it on his head. Kiana was laughing out her Jack Daniels and making a mess on the floor because of it. Trying to calm down, she focused her mind and rid herself of her laughter from one thought: Kisame naked.
Yes, Kiana had seen Kisame before, unfortunately. When the Akatsuki had attacked Konoha with all their forces about three years after Orochimaru's main attack, Raimizu Kiana had had the pleasure of being assigned to be the distant, introverted, anti-social Sasuke's partner, and the two had been put up against seeing Itachi and Kisame. The shark-like man still gave her nightmares, even though he was dead and buried, along with most of the other members of Akatsuki and their forces.
But, Kiana couldn't take it anymore and burst out laughing as she saw Shino and Kankuro hug and sway to the very end of the song. Glancing across the room at her friend Temari, Kiana sighed in joy and bliss that the blonde fan-wielder was getting everything on tape. Blackmail was the best thing out there, and Kiana would force Temari to make copies if she died in the process.
Shikamaru with a lampshade on his head leading the conga line and being of a non-lazy nature was too damn funny to not get a copy of. And, he still had to repay for the absinth. It seems Alf was not the person Shikamaru, the bum, wanted to listen to if he sought after keeping that reputation.
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At the end of the song, Kankuro felt a sudden burst of romance, dipped Shino on stage and fully kissed the bug-man on the mouth, with tongue and all. Shino responded eagerly, and if one watched Temari and Gaara, and not the action on the stage, the person would have seen Temari nearly gag and Gaara pull a Robin(1)--er... a bad face.
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A/N: BWAHAHA! Finally, it's done. I'll have Tetra revise it in the morning, or later, but this took up six pages of Microsoft Word at 12-font. A lot of ficcieness. Hope this was funny enough for people. Originally, I was going to have Tetra shit herself, but she protested (and threatened my life, twisted my ear, pulled my hair, etc) and I took it out. At least I didn't have to describe it, thank kami. I might have made Kiana a bit of a MarySue in this chapter, but people get that way with original characters, and that is why I was reluctant to put them in. Next chapter, Mr. Sandman... I decided to change the chapter instead of Kiba and Akamaru doing 'Who Let the Dogs Out?' since it was too long of a song and I got extremely lazy. So, I'll have that next chapter. Review, please. Encourage me. Flame me. Criticize me. Though, Torano like eating them, since she needs to warm up somehow...
(1)- pulling a Robin is a term used between my friends because Robin (aka Kiki) get's this certain look on her face when shocked, disgusted, or both. Just think of Gaara with his mouth hanging open and his eyes and nose scrunched up in disgust, if you can picture it.
BlackVine: I'm glad you didn't—er.. soil your seat. ::patpats your head:: at least you have cutouts, I have my wild imagination. Here's the next chapter, and I hope it makes you laugh. ::glomps you and gives you chibi- Naruto-shaped cookies:: Enjoy!
B.T.K.A.L.: I'm glad you enjoyed it. If you've read the above, then you know that Shino, Shikamaru, and Kankuro now get wasted. Um.. yeah. If you're going to review again, I'd appreciate it if you'd watch your language, even though there is cussing in this. Thank you so much for the review though! ::gives you a HUGE huggle::
Notes: Gaara can sleep because a seal was placed over Shukaku by the request of my friend. OCCness is a problem since the characters are drunk, and no one knows what happens when people get drunk. This time, I'm messing with... HAHAHA!! Read and find out!
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Chapter 2: Coconuts Make Everyone Loosen Up!
Gaara was angry as hell, with his room being the way it had been when he woke up with an intense headache after his night of drinking. The room, which had been redecorated during the night, scared, scarred, surprised, and disturbed Gaara so much that he refused to live in his apartment until it was painted black again, and thus the redhead moved back temporarily with his fan-wielding sister, Temari, and his face-paint-loving brother, Kankuro.
Under the control of the sake-clouded mind, Gaara had managed to paint his bedroom of his apartment bright, happy colors like yellow and bright green, and baby blues and rosy pinks... Gaara shuddered at the happy state he was in. It disgusted him that he could be so careless when drunk, and Gaara swore to himself he would never drink EVER again. (Ignore the entire paint fumes thing. Who cares if he got high, too? That would help clouding his brain...)
The walls were covered in happy faces and happy suns, with a white bunny chasing some fruit, silly rabbit, and even smiling trees. It was the most scarring thing Gaara had dealt with in a while, and ruined the whole purpose of getting drunk. He only just forced himself to not kill his brunette friend for getting him drunk enough to do that. And, to add onto everything she had done, Gaara had sang 'Holly Jolly Christmas' in front of many people he knew in Konoha at the popular bar they had been at the previous night.
The only reason he was in Konoha was due to the peace treaty between Konoha and Sand. Their alliance with Orochimaru made Konoha shaky on grounds with Sand. The treaty had the three siblings of the most powerful Kazekage (let's just pretend if this isn't true) staying in Konoha to assure allegiance with Sand. The high officials agreed to the condition, and Konoha and Sand were at peace, and had been for a while, since Gaara turned twenty-one.
Temari and Kankuro lived together, since neither could get a long-lasting boyfriend or a girlfriend (hehehe, yes; Kankuro couldn't get a steady boyfriend or girlfriend, and the same goes for Temari) yet, though both were in relationships at the time. Gaara had moved out two years before and got his current apartment and had it painted nice colors like crimson and black, and dark rose. He really had good taste in colors and coordinating things together, surprisingly. However, he had gotten a spurt of scary happiness and colored his pale-colored room bright merry colors that scarred Gaara as he woke that morning. Thus, he was getting his bedroom painted black to prevent the same thing from ever happening again.
And the bed sheets he had bought...
Gaara didn't want to relive that thought. Dialing the number he knew so well, Gaara heard the phone pick up, and Temari's voice greet, "Hello. Who is this and how can I help you?"
"Temari," Gaara said in an irritated voice, "I need a favor from you."
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Raimizu Kiana skipped happily up the steps to her best friend's apartment. The night before left her without a hangover, thankfully, and she remembered Gaara's lovely song too well. 'But,' Kiana thought forlornly, 'I didn't bring a camera to remind everyone how great that time was.'
Knocking on the door of apartment 12C, Kiana smiled at the person who opened the door. "Shikamaru! How are you, buddy? Say, do you want to go to the Feisty Goat with me? I'm meeting Kira and Kiba there, and I'll pay for your drinks. Onegai, Shikamaru-kun?"
"Fine," sighed Shikamaru, "Just because it'd be too bothersome to deal with saying otherwise. Let me get my chuunin jacket.
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Entering the bar, Kiana noticed her distant cousin and one of her best friends sitting at a table near the dance floor, Kira restraining from jumping in Kiba's lap and Kiba trying not to pull her over and do stuff Kiana didn't want to think about. The redheaded Izume Kira was looking longingly from the dance floor and then switched her glance to Kiba, then the dance floor again. Kiba was too busy staring at Kira's chest and panting to notice this.
Kiana made a face, half shock and half of it was pure disgust. Shikamaru dragged her by the elbow over to the table and sat her down in a chair before sitting himself in his own. Tearing her eyes away from the nasty sight of her cousin and friend mentally undressing each other, Kiana cleared her throat.
"Does anyone want a drink?" Kiana asked the table, knowing that Shikamaru would be too much of a bum to help her. Lazy ass. Oh, she was getting him drunk off his rocker tonight, and luckily(for once) Kiana had stashed the camcorder in her book bag. (think one-shouldered book bags.)
Shikamaru asked for a bottle of absinth(oh, this WILL be fun), and Kira and Kiba asked for martinis with extra-alcohol. Seeing as she needed to man the camcorder to catch any drunken action, Kiana settled on a virgin strawberry daiquiri. Giving Shikamaru a tall glass, the lazy-ass pushed the glass away and chugged down nearly half the bottle in one go.
"Geez, Shikamaru, I hope you can hold your liquor and you can repay me for buying you two bottles of absinth at almost twenty dollars each," Kiana said in an incredulous voice, setting another bottle of Absinth down on the table for her friend.
"Oh, I will, Kiana-chan," replied Shikamaru with a smirk, knowing that Kiana hated to be called 'chan', because she was not short at all, but taller than many of Konoha's men. "Or you'll be able to freely make me do anything, because I'm not of any use at all if I'm completely wasted."
"That is VERY interesting information, Shikamaru," Kiana said evilly, turning the camcorder on. A couple of minutes later, Kiana glanced at her precious camcorder. Looking at the beeping red light, Kiana got mad instantly. "DAMN IT! THE BATTERY IS FREAKING DEAD!!"
"Haha!" A semi-drunk Shikamaru laughed, starting his second bottle of absinth. "Kiana, me and Alf think this absinth is bullshit. Right Alf?" Shikamaru looked up aand to his left, where there was nothing but air. "Alf agrees, even if he's a green fairy. So, go get us some real absinth, please!"
Kiana glared at her best friend, making sure to have his death go by slowly, including some knives and fire. She was a bit sadistic, and perverted, though not many people would guess that unless they REALLY knew her. (think this- the character was based off of me, and I get compared to Kakashi a lot and many similarities come up.)
"Hey Chouji," Kiana said to her other friend. He was once again two handing free bar stuff, but this time it was pretzels.
"Hiiieergh," Chouji greeted, or tried to greet, but regrettably he began choking on a bit of pretzel that went down the wrong way, though he got it out the right way by pounding hard on his chest and stomach. Swallowing his food, followed by a long gulp over his water, Chouji smiled at his friend. "Hi Kiana. What can I do for you?"
"I just wanted to know who was planning on singing tonight," Kiana stated, knowing Chouji would do nearly anything to get his job of the karaoke manager off his shoulders so he could eat more. "I could take over for you, if you want. All you need to do is give Shikamaru some alcohol to lossen him up. I'll take care of the karaoke."
If all went according to plan, Temari would get Kankuro drunk and everyone would get a good laugh from him singing. Too bad she forgot the camcorder had run out of batteries the week before at Tetra's pool party. Kiana had the one white eye to prove that she was taping the party the entire time, even the part where TenTen started making out with Neji on the snacks table, effectively causing Hinata to lose her stomach's contents in a bush nearby.
Poor Hinata, the shock factor of her cousin making out with someone made her sick. Though, they all found out she had the stomach flu for a week or so already, and her partial girlfriend, Temari, had comforted and taken care of Hinata during that time frame, and Hinata was better now. It had taken Temari and Hinata's relationship up a notch, going from almost purely physical attraction to serious caring for each other.
'Hopefully,' Kiana wished, taking a big gulp from the third bottle of absinth she bought for Shikamaru, 'Temari brought her camera.'
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"Temari, I don't want any more alcohol!" Kankuro growled at his sister, grabbing at his boyfriend. "I'm plastered enough!" At this, a totally drunk Kankuro began to giggle as Shino smiled playfully at him. Shino and Kankuro's relationship was everything including awkward, but the attraction(who knows why or how) was there, and the two explored on it. "You know what? I feel like singing! Lalalala!" Kankuro sang, trying to imitate a bird or other singing thing. Shino laughed outright, being a bit tipsy himself.
Temari smirked, taking a swig from her bottle of whiskey. Hinata was sitting next to her, staring thoughtfully at the dance floor. "Go on and sing, Kankuro. Shino will no doubt go up there and help you, if he cares."
A low blow on the two's relationship, but it definitely worked. Temari produced a camera from her own bag, and chuckled devilishly. "Kiana, I so owe you for this plan."
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Kankuro swayed as he walked over to his sister's friend, Raimizu Kiana. The black-haired woman now harbored an entire bottle of Jack Daniels. That was the best thing about this bar; you could buy entire bottles of liquor, and there would always be more. Shino followed his boyfriend up to his new friend, Kiana, and chuckling for no apparent reason.
"Whoa, there partner," Kiana warned with a frown creasing her eyebrows. "Don't slip and fall, please. We'd hate to get blood all over these new carpets, because you know how hard it is to get out!"
"Yeah, I do, living with Gaara all those years," Kankuro stated with a little giggle. "Anyway, we want to sing. And we want to sing now."
"Gotcha," replied Kiana striking a Lee or Gai pose causing Kankuro to burst out in giggles. "What do you want to sing?"
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The speakers came on, and Kaze Tetra accompanied by Gaara entered the bar, eyes going directly to the stage, mouths dropping wide open(would have hit the floor, but the impossibility of this has come into play). The music began to play and Tetra laughed her way over to the booth that Shikamaru, Chouji, Kira, and Kiba occupied with a perfect view of the stage, while Gaara blushed and tried to hide his face. He would have been unnoticeable if not for that damned gourd he insisted on taking everywhere with him.
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"Brother bought a coconut, he bought it for a dime. His sister had another one, she paid it for a lime. She put the lime in the coconut, she drank them both up; She put the lime in the coconut, she drank them both up; She put the lime in the coconut, she drank them both up," Kankuro sang pretty well, doing a little dance on the stage, added with his drunken swaying. "She put the lime in the coconut, she called the doctor, woke him up, and said-"
"Doctor! Ain't there nothing I can take?" Shino sang, remarkably on tune, jumping from the shadows and making Hinata and Kiba blush since they were good and obvious friends with him. Already, Tetra was no good, laughing herself silly while poking Kiba in the arm and teasing him about being friends with such a drunk person.
In response, Kiba retaliated with, "You're good friends with him, too, Tetra, so you're screwed, AND you're dating the other guy's brother!"
"I AM NOT DATING HIM!" Tetra fumed, slapping Kiba upside the head.
Kiba and Kira just sniggered at her reaction.
"I say, Doctor, to relieve this belly ache? I say, Doctor, ain't there nothin' I can take, I say, Doctor, to relieve this belly ache?" Shino continued to sing, and over near the bar Kiana laughed into her bottle of Jack.
"Now let me get this straight," Kankuro crooned in a deeper voice. "Put the lime in the coconut, you drank them both up. Put the lime in the coconut, you drank them both up. Put the lime in the coconut, you drank them both up. Put the lime in the coconut, you called your doctor, woke him up, and say, 'Doctor, ain't there nothing I can take, I say, Doctor, to relieve this belly ache? I say, Doctor, doctor, ain't there nothin' I can take, I say, Doctor, dooooctor, to relieve this belly ache?'"
Shikamaru, doing what Alf had told him to do, started a conga line on the dance floor, which was big enough to have one. At seeing Kankuro and Shino singing coconut and Shikamaru the lazy ass being the head of the conga line, Tetra started laughing even harder, then suddenly sobered up. "Oh shit."
"What is it, Tetra?" Gaara asked seriously. "What's wrong?"
"Um, I hafta go to the bathroom, really bad," Tetra replied, clapping a hand over her mouth. She had had a few drinks, but did not know that they would interfere this badly with her PMS medicine. Trying not to chunk it, Tetra rushed off to the bathroom and proceeded to regurgitate the food she had consumed since lunch. "Eww..."
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(I'm skipping to the endish of the song since the song is too freaking long.)
"I say doctor!, ain't there nothin' I can take, I say doctor!, ain't there nothin' I can take, I say doctor!, ain't there nothin' I can take, I say Doctor!, you such a silly woman!" Shino sang, reading the words off the screen across the building. Thankfully, the words were big enough that he could read them in his tipsy state.
Together, Shino and Kankuro sang the last part of the wonderful song everyone on the dance floor were busting a move to while in the conga line, with Shikamaru who now had come up with a lamp shade from somewhere and had placed it on his head. Kiana was laughing out her Jack Daniels and making a mess on the floor because of it. Trying to calm down, she focused her mind and rid herself of her laughter from one thought: Kisame naked.
Yes, Kiana had seen Kisame before, unfortunately. When the Akatsuki had attacked Konoha with all their forces about three years after Orochimaru's main attack, Raimizu Kiana had had the pleasure of being assigned to be the distant, introverted, anti-social Sasuke's partner, and the two had been put up against seeing Itachi and Kisame. The shark-like man still gave her nightmares, even though he was dead and buried, along with most of the other members of Akatsuki and their forces.
But, Kiana couldn't take it anymore and burst out laughing as she saw Shino and Kankuro hug and sway to the very end of the song. Glancing across the room at her friend Temari, Kiana sighed in joy and bliss that the blonde fan-wielder was getting everything on tape. Blackmail was the best thing out there, and Kiana would force Temari to make copies if she died in the process.
Shikamaru with a lampshade on his head leading the conga line and being of a non-lazy nature was too damn funny to not get a copy of. And, he still had to repay for the absinth. It seems Alf was not the person Shikamaru, the bum, wanted to listen to if he sought after keeping that reputation.
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At the end of the song, Kankuro felt a sudden burst of romance, dipped Shino on stage and fully kissed the bug-man on the mouth, with tongue and all. Shino responded eagerly, and if one watched Temari and Gaara, and not the action on the stage, the person would have seen Temari nearly gag and Gaara pull a Robin(1)--er... a bad face.
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A/N: BWAHAHA! Finally, it's done. I'll have Tetra revise it in the morning, or later, but this took up six pages of Microsoft Word at 12-font. A lot of ficcieness. Hope this was funny enough for people. Originally, I was going to have Tetra shit herself, but she protested (and threatened my life, twisted my ear, pulled my hair, etc) and I took it out. At least I didn't have to describe it, thank kami. I might have made Kiana a bit of a MarySue in this chapter, but people get that way with original characters, and that is why I was reluctant to put them in. Next chapter, Mr. Sandman... I decided to change the chapter instead of Kiba and Akamaru doing 'Who Let the Dogs Out?' since it was too long of a song and I got extremely lazy. So, I'll have that next chapter. Review, please. Encourage me. Flame me. Criticize me. Though, Torano like eating them, since she needs to warm up somehow...
(1)- pulling a Robin is a term used between my friends because Robin (aka Kiki) get's this certain look on her face when shocked, disgusted, or both. Just think of Gaara with his mouth hanging open and his eyes and nose scrunched up in disgust, if you can picture it.
BlackVine: I'm glad you didn't—er.. soil your seat. ::patpats your head:: at least you have cutouts, I have my wild imagination. Here's the next chapter, and I hope it makes you laugh. ::glomps you and gives you chibi- Naruto-shaped cookies:: Enjoy!
B.T.K.A.L.: I'm glad you enjoyed it. If you've read the above, then you know that Shino, Shikamaru, and Kankuro now get wasted. Um.. yeah. If you're going to review again, I'd appreciate it if you'd watch your language, even though there is cussing in this. Thank you so much for the review though! ::gives you a HUGE huggle::