Darling Cloud

By: Amatsu

Warnings: Shounen-ai/Yaoi, probably OOCness, and poorly written. Sorry.

Disclaimer: I do not own Kingdom Hearts.

A/N: For awhile, I was thinking about taking this fic off the site because I thought it SUCKED. And it does suck! But I hate not finishing what I started. So I am going to finish it whether I like it or not! So here's chapter 7, filled with more Cloud-screwing-up-everything, some limey-ness, and some disgusting sap. I can't write sap for shit! Haha but I tried. Oh well, enjoy!

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Chapter Seven: Kiss Me, Kill Me

Day 2

"So last night didn't go so well?"

Cloud shook his head, "Lets just say he spent the rest of the night with an icepack over his groin."

Aerith's eyes went wide and she blushed, "Oh dear…poor Leon."

Cloud sighed, "So yeah…I'll need the house again tonight."

Aerith smiled. "That's fine. I'm sure Kairi will not mind us staying for another night."

"Thanks. But…hmm…I should really find another place to have out romantic nights together." Cloud said as if he were implying something.

"It's fine Cloud, keep the house as long as you like."

"What?!" Yuffie suddenly blurted out. Aerith gave her a look and she scoffed, "Fine, but you owe us big time, Cloud!"

Cloud brighten up and gave them a huge smile. "I know! I promise I'll make it up to you! Thank you so much guys!" He gave them both a hug.

Yuffie shoved him off, "Ok, ok, now what are you waiting for? Go home to your boyfriend."

At home, Cloud prepared for the second evening of their extended anniversary week. Tonight he planned for a relaxing soak in the tub…together, of course. With the bath salts, bubbles, and all that good stuff. More candles and sexy stuff. And this time he didn't forget the lube. Although, they won't be needing if, if they're going to be soaping each other up in the tub all night…

Leon came home some time later. He smirked when he found a trail of rose petals, knowing pretty well that this was the work of that stupid blond. Feeling a little anxious, he followed the trail all the way to their bathroom. He smelled the scent of vanilla and fresh soap. When he opened the door, he found his lover, surrounded by more candles, sitting in a filled-tub, with more rose petals scattered everywhere.

"Why, hello! Welcome home, my love." The blond said mischievously, "How was your day?"

Leon shrugged, "The same."

"Tiring?" asked Cloud, "Why don't you come join me…for a nice relaxing soak."

"Started without me, huh?" The other asked, quirking an eyebrow.

Cloud only gave him a smirk, "I wanted to be naked when you came home." Leon let out a light chuckle and shook his head and the blond continued, "Come on in my love…the water's great." He swooshed his hand through the foamy water giving the brunette a provocative stare.

Leon chuckled again and began undressing. He noticed Cloud watching excitedly, so he took his time stripping himself, making sure to stretch and caress as much as he could. The blond was feeling at most aroused by the time his lover finally dipped himself in to the water on the other side of the tub. Leon let his head fall back and let out a relaxed groan as he settled himself in the warm water.

"You must be tired. Let me give you a massage." Cloud reached under the water and took hold of one of Leon's feet and began rubbing slowly.

"Ah…" Leon groaned in relaxation, letting his eyes slid shut as he sunk deeper into the water.

Cloud continued rubbing and massaging both of Leon's feet, glad that his lover was enjoying this. Leon was feeling so relaxed that he could fall asleep, but then he would miss out on the other things Cloud had planned. His eyes snapped open again and saw Cloud staring at him with the same sly smile from last night.

"Let me wash your back." Cloud suggested when he stopped massaging and reached for a scrub nearby.

With the scrub in hand he moved toward Leon and beside him. Leon sat up a bit and scooted forward so Cloud could slip in behind him. He settled himself where Leon was sitting in between his legs. When he felt Cloud has settled, he leaned back into his lover, his back pressing into Cloud's wet chest. He felt Cloud's shaft pressing in to the small of his back and the blond gave him a low purr. Leon smirked and wiggled his bottom against the hardening erection.

"Ah-ahh…" Cloud moaned, "Leon…my love…let me wash your back first…and you can do…ah…whatever you want with me." he whispered into Leon's ear and planted a soft kiss to his shoulder.

Leon smiled but obeyed. So he just relaxed as he felt Cloud wash and massage his back. Cloud took the scrub and ran it up and down his back, side to side on his shoulders then up and down on each arm. He would pause every now and then to plant kisses over Leon's wet skin. He used the scrub and ran it over the brunette's chest…and down his stomach…until he just let go of the scrub, and his hand brushed over Leon's length. He made a "V" with his fingers and ran the growing shaft between his fingers.

Leon shivered and hissed between his teeth, "I thought…you said you were just going to wash my back."

Cloud pushed himself up against Leon, while his fingers still play underneath as he purred, "Maybe I changed my mind."

He brought his hands up and out of the water, pushing his fingers into the shaggy, coffee mane. His fingers massaged the scalp, wetting Leon's hair.

"Ahh…" Leon leaned in to the touch, "Is it my turn yet?"

Cloud kissed his neck. "I'm all yours." His fingers slipped out of his hair and he left himself open for what's next. Leon then slowly turned around to face the blond. Blue eyes pierced Cloud's heart. He watched those beautiful lips flex wanting so badly to press his against them. "Kiss me…" he pleaded. Leon smiled sweetly as he leans forward, his eyes sliding shut. Cloud does the same, until he felt something crawl down his face. His eyes snapped open and parked right on his nose was the most hugest, ugliest, cockroach. [1]

"AHHH!!!!"

Leon's eyes shot open when he heard the horrified scream. The blond jumped up and out of the tub and started running around in circles, screaming like a little girl. Ok, now Leon is confused, what the hell happened?

Cloud started hitting himself screaming, "Get it off! Get it off of me!!"

"Oh god…it's finally happened…" Leon stared, "He overheated himself so much that he'd gone crazy…"

"Get it off!! Get it off!! Cockroach!! Get it off!!"

"What the hell?…Cloud!!" Leon shouted out but the blond didn't hear, "CLOUD!!" He stepped out of the tub himself and caught the blond. He held him still at the shoulders, "Cloud!!"

He squirmed in Leon's hold, "Get it off!!"

Leon shook him by the shoulders, "Cloud! What the hell is wrong with you?! Get what off?? There's nothing on you!"

Cloud stopped squirming around and he stared up at Leon with huge, horrified eyes. His chest heaved as he breathed harshly, "Thank god…it's off…"

"What are you talking about?"

"The cockroach! Didn't you see it?! It was right there on my nose! That big piece of shit was on my face!!" Cloud pointed at his nose with his shaky hand.

Leon furrowed his eyebrows and stared over at the tub, and in the water, floated a huge, ugly cockroach.

"That thing??" He pointed in the water, "You were scared of that?"

Cloud's eyes went wide again, "What do you mean 'that thing'?…It's still there?! AHHHH!!!!" The blond shoved Leon off and bolted out the door, while screaming his ass off, "AHH!!! OH MY GOD!! IT WAS IN MY HAIR!!!"

"Leon?"

"Hn."

"Is it gone now?"

"…yes."

The two lovers sit on the edge of the bed. Cloud, who was still shaking uncontrollably, was held in the comfort of Leon's arms.

"Are you mad at me?"

Leon sighed, "…no. Who knew that you had a cockroach phobia." He smirked and patted his back.

"Sorry…they're just so huge and ugly and gross…and sorry…I ruined the night again."

"It's not your fault." He kissed the blond on the forehead.

Cloud smiled through chattering teeth, "So…wanna do it now?"

Leon stared at Cloud shake like he was having a seizure. And he wanted to do that right now?? He just pulled away from Cloud and crawled under the covers.

"Leon?…Is that a 'yes'?"

"Good night Cloud."

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Day 3

"I hope you're hungry…" Cloud kissed his lover softly on the lips.

Leon licked his lips, "I am." he breathed out.

Right when he got home that night, he was attacked by his lover, where he was madly kissed, groped, and groped some more. Then he was dragged off to the room and tied to their bed for some more heavy petting.

Now, Leon laid on the bed, his wrists tied to the bed, completely naked, with only a silk blindfold covering his eyes. Cloud, who was only wearing his black silk thong, was sitting, straddling Leon's hips. He had a bowl full of goodies that he intended to feed to his lover, nearby.

"Good…'cause I am too." The blond smirked and grabbed the bowl.

Cloud picked up a red strawberry and dipped it in to the whip cram. He took a bite out of it, "Mmm…this is good." He smirked and dipped the bitten strawberry in to the whip cream again, then took it and placed it against Leon's lips, "try it…"

Although he couldn't see and didn't know what he'll be eating, Leon obeyed and opened his mouth as the food item is inserted in to his mouth and he took a bite also. He tasted something fruity and a creamy flavor. He smiled when the taste became familiar.

"You like?" murmured Cloud. Leon nodded and licked his lips again. Cloud leaned down and kissed his lover on the lips again, "What about that?" he whispered against his lips. Leon nodded again.

Cloud dipped his finger in to the whip cream and smeared is along Leon's chest, "Oops… I got some on you. " he said innocently, "Let me get that." He leaned down and licked at the cream off Leon's chest.

The brunette arched up in to the tongue, moaning under his breath. But the warm tongue was gone all too soon.

"Mmm…"

Leon fell back on to the bed, breathing a little harder now. Cloud, then, picked up a stemmed cherry from the bowl, dipping it in to the cream.

"Ooh…this should be yummy…" He plucked the stem off and traced the bright red cherry against his lips, "Open up my love…" He said in a sing-song voice.

Leon did as he was told and Cloud inserted the cherry along with his finger. He felt the blonde's finger in his mouth along with a small round food object. Getting a naughty little idea, he started sucking on the creamed finger, emitting soft moans from his lover.

The finger escaped his lips and was left with the cherry in his mouth. He sank his teeth in it, and the juice bursted inside his mouth. He chewed and swallowed the familiar taste but he wasn't sure what it was. He hoped it wasn't…

"Cloud?"

"Yes, my love?"

"What did you just put in my mouth?"

"I'm not telling. You have to guess."

Leon slightly rose from the bed, "I'm serious Cloud. What the hell was that?"

Cloud blinked at him, "Um…just a cherry."

Leon jolted, "A cherry?!"

"Uh…yeah?" he gave Leon a confused look, "Is there something wrong?"

"Cloud!! I'm allergic to cherries!! You know that!!" he sputtered out.

Cloud gasped loudly, "No you're not! I thought you said you were allergic to apples." [2]

"I--" Leon tried to sit up in the bed, but was restricted from being tired to the bed, "Get this off me!" he squirmed around.

Cloud reached up and untied his wrist from the bed and took the blindfold off.

"I never said I was allergic to apples!" he sat up, "Cherries! I told you cherries!"

Cloud gave him an innocent look, "At least I knew you were allergic to something…"

"Yeah! Cherries! And I just ate one!" He felt a buzz in his throat as he pinched at it, "Damn it! It's starting already!"

"Well what's going to happen?" asked Cloud.

Leon glared at him, "I'm going to kill you." he started scratching at his throat and under his chin.

"Don't be so me--" Cloud paused when he looked up at his lover and saw Leon's lips starting to swell, his cheeks also reddening rapidly, "Leon…your lips…they're…"

"What?? What's happening to my lips??" He asked with a panicking tone.

He felt his lips start to feel heavy and numb as his tongue was stating to itch. His throat started to close up and was beginning to make it hard to breathe. He fell back on to the bed with a croak.

"Cloud…?" He breathed out.

"Leon?? Are you ok?? Is there something I can do?" He asked almost panicked.

"…Call…the doctor…"

"He'll be fine by tomorrow. Just make sure he drinks plenty of water and takes his medicine."

"Ok, thanks doctor."

"No problem."

Cloud escorted the doctor out of their house and went back to the bedroom where his lover rested.

"Leon?"

"…"

"Are you feeling better?"

"…"

"I'm so sorry Leon! I'm such an idiot! I keep screwing everything up!"

"…" The brunette stared at him with puffy, red eyes.

Cloud sighed and curled up next to his lover.

"I just wanted things to be perfect for you because I wanted to show you how much I love you, but I'm such a klutz…and I can't do anything right…and I'm sorry Leon… is there anything I can do for you?"

"…Shut up…" he mumbled, "…and hold me…"

The blond smiled and nodded, wrapping his arms around his lover and held Leon close the entire night.

Day 4

"I told you that wasn't a good idea."

"…I'm sorry Leon."

"You been saying that the entire week."

"I'm sorry…"

"Argh…" Leon groaned at his cramped up leg.

"Does it hurt a lot?" Cloud asked worriedly.

It was his fault who got Leon's leg to cramp up. But it wasn't entirely his fault, he didn't think Leon would have a seizure from some foreplay.

"I'll be fine…"

"I'm really sorry, Leon." He said as he massaged the cramped leg.

"Argh…you're such an idiot."

Day 5

"Leon?"

"…"

"I'm really, really, really sorry!"

"…"

"Leon, I'm really sorry!"

"Idiot, and you want me to forgive you?!"

"…yes."

"YOU PRACTICALLY BURNED MY BALLS OFF! AND YOU EXPECT ME TO FORGIVE YOU SO EASILY?! WHAT THE HELL WERE YOU PLANNING TO DO WITH THAT CANDLE ANYWAY?!"

"I…I was just moving it, and it accidentally dropped on your…"

"IDIOT!!"

"I'm really sorry Leon!! I didn't mean to! You know I would never want to do anything to hurt your…thing…If I did, then you won't be able to make love to me anymore, and that would make us really sad, but It was just so dim in here and I wanted to see your face so I thought if I moved the candle closer I would be able to see your face but…" A finger was pressed to his lips and he paused in his blabbering.

"Shut up." Leon chuckled, "You're cute when you blabber."

Cloud blushed and was pulled in to the other's arms for a sweet kiss.

"But this doesn't mean I forgive you."

"…Damn." [3]

Day 6

"Welcome home Leon."

Leon blinked at the pink-clad ancient, "Hey…back already?"

Aerith nodded, "Cloud said it was ok to come home now, since he said his plans didn't go so well."

"Oh I see. Where is he anyway?"

"In his room. He seem pretty depressed now. I don't think he slept last night. Poor Cloud."

"Hi Leon!" chirped Yuffie, "I feel like I haven't seen you in forever!"

"I wish it was forever." he joked.

"Leon! You're so mean!"

"Whatever." he chuckled then went to his room to find the blond.

"Cloud?" he peered inside and found his lover hiding under the large blanket in bed, "Cloud…" he stepped inside and went over to the bed. He crossed his arms, "Giving up already?"

There was a long moment of silence, "…yes." came the muffled response under the blanket.

"Good, 'cause I don't think I'll be able to take anymore pain you'll be dishing out." he sat down on the edge of the bed beside the huddled blanket ball.

"Leon…I'm sorry. I tried so hard to make this the best two weeks you had. But I can't even please you for one night." Cloud lowered the blanket below his eyes to look at his lover. Leon thought his heart was going to break. The blond just looked too adorable like that. "So I'm sorry Leon…for everything. For forgetting our anniversary, kneeing you in the crotch, ruining your night because of my cockroach phobia, making you eat cherries, giving you the worst leg cramp ever, almost burning your balls off…for being such a bad boyfriend."

Leon looked over at his lover who had some tears in his eyes, "You're such a drama queen." he smirked and wiped the tears away, "and you're not a bad boyfriend. A bad boyfriend wouldn't even do this at all. He wouldn't be going out of his way just to make his love happy. A clumsy boyfriend, that's what you mean." Cloud let out a chuckle, "but I love my clumsy boyfriend, for trying so hard just for my forgiveness. It shows he must really love me too."

Cloud eyes soften and he smiled underneath the covers. "He does."

Leon smiled back. "Then that's all that matters."

He pulled the cover down to reveal the rest of his lover's face, before he leaned down to press his lips to the blonde's amazingly soft ones. Leon slid his hand into the blonde spikes holding his head and tilting it a little to the side for a better angle as the both parted their lips and deepened the kiss. He climbed on top of him without breaking the kiss. Cloud felt the shift in weight and his body was pressed down in to the mattress. He moaned into the other's mouth, disappointed that there was a thick blanket separating their bodies.

Leon suddenly remembered something and drew back from his lover. The blond made a little whimper at the lost contact and stared up at the brunette with a sleepy gaze, feeling a little light-headed from the kiss and a little sleepy from lack of sleep last night.

He kissed the blonde's forehead, "I have something for you." he said softly to his lover.

Cloud blinked at him lazily, "What is it?"

Although, it wasn't their anniversary just yet, Leon wanted to give it to Cloud before he left to Hollow Bastion. So the idiot wouldn't dare forget about the anniversary when he got back. Considering he was leaving tomorrow, he decided this should be the best time he should give it to his lover.

Leon sat up, pulling the blond to sit up also, then reached into his pocket and fished out what he was looking for. He took Cloud's hand and placed the small, black, velvet box in his palm, cupping his own hand over it. Cloud felt the velvety material on his palm and looked up at his lover before Leon took his hand away and revealed the small jewlery box. His eyes grew wide having a pretty good idea to what could be inside. He felt his heart speed up as he reached for it with his free hand and slowly opened the velvet box.

His eyes flew wide open at the shining object in the box. A gleaming platinum ring winking at him as he stared in awe. His heart was beating wildly and his hands were starting to shake. He looked up at Leon with his mouth gaped open not sure what to say, "Le-Leon…"

Leon smirked, "Don't be getting any crazy ideas. I'm not crazy enough to marry you." he said jokingly.

Cloud's nerves calmed down a bit but couldn't help but feel a little disappointed. He smiled lightly at his lover, "Thank you Leon." his one hand reached to Leon's and squeezed gently.

They both stared at each for a sweet moment, before Leon suggested to try it on. Cloud drew his hand back and took the platinum band out from the velvet cushions. It winked again being drawn out in a new light and something caught his attention. He noticed there was something engraved in the ring.

He brought it closer to his face and read the little words out to himself, "'The light to my darkness which burns my soul - 1/18'." [4]

Cloud didn't know what to say. He felt his eyes welled up with tears and his heart pounding again as little butterflies flapped around in the pit of his stomach.

"Le…Leon…" he choked out. The brunette smiled and leaned in to brush his lips against the other's and took the ring from him. Cloud was just speechless as Leon slid the ring on to his finger, "How did you…when did you…why did you…what did you…I…Leon…"

"Shh…" he shushed the all too cute stuttering blonde. "To answer all questions, it's simply because I love you."

And it did answer all of his questions. He threw himself into Leon's arms kissing him breathless. Their arms locked around each other tightly, loving the feel and taste that was their lover's before the need of air came too soon. Cloud let his head fall on to the brunette's shoulder hugging him closely.

"Leon…you're such a weird guy. You have to be crazy enough to marry me! I mean how much did this cost??"

The brunette smirked and rested his head against the blonde's. "Just all of my love."

Cloud looked up at his lover and smiled, "I love you." They lips meet again for another loving kiss. When the kiss had ended, the blond sighed contently gazing at the ring on his finger behind Leon's back, "So…is there any more love left for me?" his tone of voice obviously hinting something.

The brunette smirked and leaned both him and the blond to lay back on to the bed brushing his lips all along Cloud's face as he murmured, "Plenty…"

Cloud's hands caressed and squeezed at Leon's muscled arms while his lover nibbled gently at his ear. He loved that feeling. He suddenly realized that Leon was doing all the work. He was suppose to be doing that for him this week though! Leon should be in his position!

"Leon…wait…" He squirmed, "…let me do this."

The brunette was aware of what the blond wanted and had no interest in getting injured during Cloud's 'romantic sexcapades'. He just continued his shower of kisses, "Forget it Cloud. Let it go. Just let me…let me…"

Cloud couldn't help but listen to his lover as his skin was caressed with the most tender kisses burning his flesh. Leon sat back up straddling the blond. He tossed his jacket aside and grabbed the ends of his shirt as his body stretched and pulled it up and over his head, then tossed it aside as well. Cloud watched through half-hooded eyes. Thankfully he already been half-undressed since he'd been in bed all day. All he had to do was slip out of his boxers. His hands reached out caressing the brunette's stomach. The fated platinum band rolling along the rippling abs.

Leon took that hand and brought it to his mouth to brush his lips over the wonderful hand, and tiny wrists. Then continued to undress himself. He unbuckled his many belts, unzipping his leather pants and slid them off. Cloud felt the brunette's erection pressing sexily into his thigh. Leon covered the blonde's body with his, leaning down to kiss him hungrily. Cloud moaned softly when the kiss left his lips but trailed down his jaw line to nibble and suck at his neck. He leaned his head back exposing his long neck to his lover's searching lips.

"Mmm…" Leon shifted his body down Cloud's to lick at his pert little nipple covering his mouth over it and gently grazing his teeth over it. Cloud moaned again arching off the bed in to the hungry mouth, "Leon…" his hands clutched to the brunette's strong shoulders and Leon moved his head to give the other nub the same attention. He soon continued his kisses down his stomach licking and sucking at his lover's flesh. Knowing all the rights spots to kiss and tease.

"Mm…" Cloud let his eyes drift close loving the feel of his lover's lips all over his body. The warm lips and hot, velvet tongue caressing over all his sensual spots was so damn good. He felt so good…so freakin' good…so good…so…good…

Leon nibbled at the blonde's hip and caressed his arousal with his free hand, when he realized he wasn't getting the usual stimulating reactions from his lover anymore, nor was there any indication that the blond was aroused by this…except for the stiff erection sticking straight up.

"Cloud?"

No response.

He looked up and found the idiot blond with his head drooped lazily to the side with his eyes closed.

"Cloud…" he growled, "Oh my god, you gotta be kidding me…" He fell asleep on him! Leon tapped his hip, "Cloud…" and since there was no response he nudged him instead, "Cloud! You can't do this to me!" He growled and sat up, smacking a good one on blonde's thigh, "CLOUD!"

…SNORE

His eyebrows started to twitch and resisted the urge to throttle the idiot as he got off the snoring blond, and cursed loudly, "ARGH!! JUST KILL ME!!"

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[1] This actually happened to a friend of mine…lol only there wasn't another guy in the tub with him. (Darn!)

[2] I'm allergic to apples .

[3] I'll leave it up to your imagination of to what happened on Day 4 and 5.

[4] I really had no idea for what quote to put there. I just thought of something since Kingdom Hearts is all about the whole darkness and light crap. And in the game Cloud said he was searching for his 'light' or something. So yeah! I thought this should be ok. And of course I put '1/18' on there for their anniversary date so Cloud wouldn't forget next time!!

Damn! No super sexy lemon in this one! I really couldn't help but make Cloud screw up miserably. Too funny…NEXT CHAPTER! I PROMISE!! …or maybe the one after that…er, in the mean time, why don't you entertain yourself by reviewing! Please?