Darling Cloud
By: Amatsu
Rated: NC-17 (shh…let's hope I don't get banned from FF.net for this.)
Warnings: Shounen-ai/Yaoi, LEMON (woot!), fluffiness, OOCness, and poorly written. Sorry.
Disclaimer: I do not own Kingdom Hearts. Besides, there's nothing there that I want…except for Cloud…and Leon…Cloud and Leon together…covered in whip cream…getting it on.
A/N: I just wanted to let you guys know that I went back and edited most of the previous chapters. Boy, did I find A LOT of mistakes. If you want, you can go look over those again. They should be good to read now. Anyway, here it is guys, the lemon I promised you long ago! Whoo!! HARDCORE LEON X CLOUD SMUT!!! WHOOOO!!! LOL Ahem actually, it's not hardcore and it's not very smutty…it's very 'soft-core' and romantic, but I have to warn you, it SUCKS! LOL I tried. Beware that this chapter is rated NC-17...and beware of more fluffiness. Please excuse any mistakes you find…I am too lazy.
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Chapter Nine: Truly, Madly, Deeply
Leon sighed contently upon finally arriving back at Traverse Town. It took him another two days to get here. After his (crappy)gummi ship died on him, he had to get it fixed and stayed in Hollow Bastion for another day. Turned out he fried the battery and had to get a replacement. Luckily, he knew Zack would have one and went to him for help. It was so nice of Zack to let Leon have the 70munny battery for free…actually, he made Leon give him a piece of paper that said 'I.O.U. one dinner'.
When Leon was done with installing the new battery to his ship, he hopped in and was very glad that it did start. He immediately took off and went full speed toward home, making sure to avoid asteroids and everything else. Now after a whole week, he's finally home.
"Leon!" The brunette cringed hearing that familiar, gruff, old man's voice. He turned toward the call, and sure enough, there was the gruff old man. "What the hell took you so long? I didn't pay for no get-away-vacation."
Leon rolled his eyes, "Thanks Cid. It's nice to be back." he said sarcastically.
Cid grunted, "Did you get that shit delivered to that boy in Hollow Bastion?"
"Yeah…" He sighed and looked away when Cid suddenly smacked him a good one to the head. "Ow!"
"That took you seven fucking days to deliver them?"
Leon winced and rubbed the spot where Cid hit. "Well, it's your fault for giving me such a crappy ship to get there!" He waved his fist at the old man.
Cid countered back with his own waving fist. "There is nothing wrong with that ship! I've been using it for years!"
"No wonder it's crap!"
"Well, if you hate it so much why don't you buy your own god damn ship!"
"I would if my 'boss' paid me a more decent amount of munny!"
"Maybe if you worked harder, instead of worrying about your little boyfriend, then maybe I would! Besides, what's wrong with 2.50munny an hour? In my day I got paid .50gil[1] a day!"
"Yeah, in your day, people we're still writing on the walls and wearing loincloths!"
"What?? You ungrateful son of a…"
"Oh, and thanks for the room in that 'wondrous' hotel…it would had been nice if you actually reserved it under my name."
Cid threw his head back and cackled, "Well, you're welcome! I'll remember that next time!"
"I bet the people at McDonald's get paid way better than me…"
"If you think so, then maybe you should quit!"
"Maybe I will!"
"Maybe I'll just fire you!"
"Maybe you should…old man!"
"Alright! That's it! You--"
"Leon!! You're home!"
The two men paused in their squabbling when they hear their companions calling for Leon. Yuffie excitedly ran over to Leon as Aerith calmly walked over to them, smiling her best smile. Yuffie giggled and latched herself on to Leon's arm, "Hey Leon! What took you so long?? Did you bring me anything back?"
"No." He shrugs her off, "I ran in to some problems during my trip." He glared at Cid, "Thanks to his piece of crap!"
"What?? You're the piece of crap! You good for nothing, ungrateful bastard!"
Leon rolled his eyes at him and turned his attention back to the girls.
"So Leon, how was your trip?" asked the green-eyed ancient.
He shrugged, "It was ok…I'm just glad to be home now."
Yuffie squealed and suddenly got the brunette in to a headlock, "Aw! Leon was homesick! He missed us!"
"Get off!" he struggled against the headlock.
Yuffie only held tighter on to him, "Not until you admit that you missed us!"
"Y-yeah! Whatever!"
The ninja released him with a giggle. "I knew it!"
Leon rubbed his neck as he looked around, noticing there was still one more person missing from his little 'welcome back party'.
"Where's that idiot?" he muttered more to himself than to the others.
"You mean Cloud?" asked Yuffie.
"Yeah…"
"He's at home. He's been stuck in his room for most of the time that you've been gone."
"Oh really…" Leon remembered the pictures sitting in his back pocket. "I see. I'll be going home now." he picks up his things and walks pass them.
"Hey! Does this mean you forgive him?"
Leon shrugged as he continued to walk to the little house where his Cloud waits, "Sort of."
Cid grunted, "Bastard…I better see you ass at work tomorrow, Leon!" He called after him, "And go get a damn hair cut! Stupid bunch of fairies…"
"I guess that means he forgives him." Concluded Aerith.
"Let's go find out!" Yuffie jumped up and was about to go after the brunette when Aerith held her back.
"Leave them alone. They truly need this time to themselves."
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Leon quietly entered the house. He decided to surprise Cloud with his return home. He missed his Cloud for this long and torturous week. He would had thought Cloud would be the miserable one, but it was actually him who couldn't sleep without the blond. He silently crept to their room and almost couldn't hide his excitement. It was time for man on man, homo-fucking-sex galore[2]!
His hand reached for the doorknob when…
"Ooh…ah…"
…he heard his lover moan so very sexually. Leon pulled his hand back and attempted to listen what could be going on in there.
"Ahh…uhnnn…"
How could Cloud be moaning like that? What is making him moan like that? Unless…there was someone else in there!
"Ahh…more!"
So it's true! Who the heck is Cloud moaning for? Whoever it is, Leon was going to rip his head off!
"Ahh!! More!!" cried his lover behind the door.
He couldn't believe this! He only had been gone for a week and Cloud had the nerve to cheat on him?! When he was done killing the other person, he was going to get the blond too. Leon cracked his knuckles, ready to charge in.
"Ahh…Leon…Leon…"
Who is this 'Leon'?! Because Leon was going to…oh. So it was Leon who he was moaning for. The brunette could help but grin, but that grin was wiped off his face when he realized that there still could be someone else in there, letting him call out Leon's name as he screwed the blond. Well, if that was true he's going to kill them both! Only one way to find out though…
With his hand on the knob, he slowly twisted it.
"Ahh!!" His moaning has gotten louder.
Finally, Leon swung the door open. What he found had him speechless. There on their shared bed, body glistening with sweat, legs spread and far apart, hands touching here and there, head thrown back, eyes closed, face flushed, mouth wide open, moaning, panting, hips moving, in…out…in…out…his naughty, little lover laying on the bed…his own hand pumping a buzzing device in to himself.
Leon stood there, wide-eyed, mouth gaped open, and bulge in pants. Turns out there wasn't anyone else in here (thank god), but his lover taking an advantage of himself. From here, Leon could tell it was the same toy used in the pictures That naughty little dog. That very sexy…naughty…little…
"Ahh…more…"
Cloud didn't even seem to notice that his lover had come in. Lost in his own world of desire, he begin to pump more furiously. Leon licked his lips. He didn't know whether to sit back and watch, or join the fun. He decided to go for the latter. He really couldn't wait any longer. It's been seven days…or actually more than seven days since they made love. He was desperate and damn horny.
"Ohh…Leon…" The blond moaned. His own hand sliding down his chest towards his dripping sex.
"Yes Cloud?"
Hands stopped moving as baby blue eyes fluttered open, his gaze fixed upon his lover standing at the doorway.
"Leon…" Cloud breathed out. His voice soft and laced with desire. "You're home…" He would had leaped up and 'tackle-glomped' his lover, but he really couldn't move.
Leon smiled. He wanted to jump on the blond and shower him with kisses, but he'll let that wait. "I got your letter and those…interesting pictures."
Cloud blushed a deeper pink. "You did?"
Leon nodded. "I did." His own voice soft and seductive. He began to take off his jacket, tossing it aside. "What we're you doing while I was gone?"
The blond smiled, his eyes hooded and glazed over lust as he watched Leon strip off his clothes. "Thinking about you." Muscles rippled as Leon took off his shirt to reveal his well-toned upped body. He went for his belts, unbuckling each one before he undid his pants, and let them fall to the floor. Cloud noticed the erection jutting out of his boxers. "How long have you been there?"
The brunette stalked towards the bed, "Not long at all…" his fingers trailed over his stomach before he pulled off the remaining clothing. He stepped out of his boxers, kicking them aside. Hands flat on the mattress, he shifted his knees on to the bed, crawling up to his lover.
Cloud's legs spread wider. His hand still beneath him with his fingers wrapped around the base of the bussing implement. Leon licked his lips again, his hands coming up to rest on his lover's knees as he kneeled in between those wondrous legs.
"Mm…you look so sexy like this…" his hand reached for the buzzing device, unwrapping Cloud's fingers around it and pushed it in further.
Cloud moaned, letting his eyes roll to the back of his head as they fell shut, but soon snapped open again when he felt his lover pull it all the way out. He whimpered at the lost.
Leon smirked, holding up the device in front of his face. He shut it off, ceasing the buzzing vibration. "Tell me, is this what you always do when I'm gone?" He brought the vibrator to his mouth, swiping it across his lips as he licked along it's length.
Cloud's breath hitched at the same time. "Sometimes…I had a dream about you last night."
The brunette placed the device on the floor for later use. He took hold of the blonde's legs, caressing over the thighs before he slid them down at his sides. He leaned forward, brushing his lips against the blonde's. "You, did you?" he asked playfully.
Cloud nodded and licked his lips. He wanted so badly to smash his lips against Leon's, to finally be able to taste his love, but was afraid he might screw something up. Instead, he stood still. Leon's lips descended upon his lover's and kissed him hard as he plunged his tongue in to the warm mouth. Their tongue moved against each other, hungry for more.
Cloud wrapped his arms around the brunette's body. He lifted his hips off the bed to get more of the friction he craved for, but Leon pinned him down with his own body, breaking the kiss.
"Leon…" Cloud whimpered breathlessly, "I missed you so much."
Leon shifted down to kiss his lover's neck, "I miss you too." he suckled at the skin there. "Mm…tell me about this dream."
Cloud's hand moved up and down along his lover's back, thinking about how much he missed the feel of Leon's skin against his fingertips. He craned his neck to the side, giving the warm mouth more access to his neck . "I dreamt about you and me…you would kiss me long and hard…then you would trail kisses down my body…your hands roaming all over…using your tongue where you know I like it best…"
Leon listened to his lover's dream-telling as he began to trail his kisses down the blonde's body. His hands caressing over the flesh, squeezing and teasing at certain spots. His tongue darted out, trailing a line of saliva down his chest, swirling his tongue at Cloud's pert nipple, using his teeth to gently graze over it. Cloud shivered and arched up in to that wonderful mouth.
Leon smiled against the skin. "Go on…"
Cloud licked his lips as he continued. "…your hands touches me there in the most sensual way…and then you make me feel like the world as you take me in to your mouth…and you do it again…and again…and again until I explode…and you drank me all up…mm…Leon…"
With a free hand, Leon brought it in between them and played over his lover's need. He moved his head and covered his mouth over the other nipple, moving his tongue on it. Cloud groaned, lifting his hips to meet those tantalizing fingers. He so badly wanted Leon to touch him more. His hands found it's way in to Leon's hair, urging him to continue. Leon got the hint and shifted his body down his lover's all the while trailing his tongue down his abdomen, dipping his tongue into the navel and gently nibbling at the sensitive flesh. His hand tickled over the stiff shaft, then gently messaged his hand over it. The blond moaned, moving his hips against the sensual rubbing.
Leon shifted his body downwards again as he took the shaft in his hand and began to slowly stroke it. His hand slid up it's length, smearing his thumb over the dripping tip, then slid it back down, squeezing gently at the appropriate places. He started pumping at a slow rhythmic pace before he started to pump his lover faster. The blonde's hands clenched in the sheets, panting and moaning at the wonderful sensation.
"Leon…" he moaned out. He opened his eyes after realizing he had them closed when he felt wet lips close over his tip. He looks down at himself as his lover held him at the base and took him in to his mouth. Cloud didn't think there was anything hotter than watching his lover suck him off. "Oh my god…"
Leon tried not to smile when he head his lover's response. His tongue swirled over the length inside his mouth, his head slowly bobbing up and down as he sucked hard. He heard his lover moan out his name and he felt him gently thrusting his hips into his mouth. His hand released the hold he had on the base and took the entire length in to his mouth.
Cloud couldn't even keep his eyes open anymore as his lover sucked harder and faster "Leon…I'm…ah…I'm…" before he could say anything else, his body arched off the bed, squeezing his eyes shut as he came in to the willing mouth. "Ahh!"
The brunette stilled his mouth as the warm liquid spilled in to his mouth and he made sure to swallow it all up for his lover. Cloud collapsed back down on the bed. He breathed heavily as he recollected himself. Leon slowly slid the spent length out of his mouth. The taste of his lover still lingering on his tongue. He smiled up at the blond, loving the sight of him as he lay there still panting heavily.
He caressed the inside of his lover's thigh. "Mm…been too long since I tasted you on my lips."
Cloud's eyes flutter open hearing his lover's voice. He peered down at the brunette and smiled. "Leon…did I ever tell you how hot it is when I watch you do that?"
Leon chuckled and he playfully pinched the blonde's thigh. "No, but I'm sure it is since I watch you do that to me."
"Ooh, you're so naughty." The blond joked.
Leon laughed and tickled his fingers under Cloud's ass. "You're the naughty one."
Cloud giggled when he felt his lover nipping at the inside of his thighs, "Ooh…ah…" he can feel himself growing hard again as Leon's tongue traveled along his inner thigh.
"So…tell me what happened next in your dream." The brunette's lips played over Cloud's growing erection.
Cloud blushed, curling his fingers in Leon's mocha locks. "You really want to know?"
Leon gently grazed his teeth at the blonde's inner thigh, nipping and kissing the soft flesh there. "Mm-hmm…"
Cloud's leg twitched slightly, feeling Leon's hot breath tickle his sensitive skin. "Ok…next you touched me some more. You got me so hard again…"
As Cloud continued, Leon's fingers were on the blonde's new erection, gently touching and handling him. "And then?"
Cloud let out a low moan. "Oh god…and then…your fingers went lower…touching me there…and…as I shivered…waiting for you…you put your fingers in to me…stretching me…ahh…"
Leon's fingers played over the blonde's shaft before they traveled lower between his thighs and brushed over the warm opening. Cloud gasped and nudged his hips back, longing for those fingers in him. The brunette only let his finger touch, teasing the blond a little, making him squirm. He looked up at his lover. He looked too delicious laying there. His chest heaving, face even more flushed, eyes closed, his body glistening in sweat and shivering slightly. Leon almost forgot to speak when he remembered something.
He made somewhat of a low growl in his throat, causing two baby blue slits to appear. "Lube?" he offered.
Cloud swallowed and licked his lips. "Forget it…I don't care…I need you now Leon…" The desperate longing in his voice made Leon drip. As much as he needed the blond too, he wanted this to be as painless as possible for his Cloud. Using his callous fingers wouldn't help, and he didn't want to get up and leave his lover to get the lubricant.
His fingers brushed over the puckered opening once more, before he tilted the blonde's hips up at an angle, spreading his legs further. Cloud felt his lower body being lifted off the bed, and he looked down at himself when he saw Leon lower his head.
"Leon…what are you--" His soft voice halted to a sharp gasp when he felt a hot tongue press against his entrance.
The brunette grasped both sides of Cloud's hips and his tongue lapped at the puckered opening. He smiled seeing his lover's response as he moaned and squirmed some more. He kissed the puckered opening, letting his hot breath spill on to it. "I love you Cloud…" There was no one else in this world that he would do this for, and without a doubt in mind, he carefully inserted his wet tongue in to the tight opening.
Cloud's eyes shot wide open and he let out a moan. He gripped on to the sheets tighter, feeling himself being stretched. He didn't expect Leon to do that. It didn't hurt very much and it sure as hell felt good. Leon moved his tongue within the tight heat, slowly bringing it in and out of the tight hole.
Cloud's face only seem to flush even more. He writhed and gently thrust his hips back on the hot tongue. "Oh god…" The wonderful sensation of Leon's tongue moving in him was almost too much. At this rate, he probably would come in a second. He needed Leon in him now. "Leon…"
After a little more preparation, Leon slipped his tongue from the hole, savoring the taste of his lover's on his tongue. He kissed the pink hole once more before he replaced it with his fingers, the hole now more slick and stretched for him.
"Yes, my love?" His voice was barely above a whisper. His fingers continued to move in his lover, brushing his fingers over that spot deep inside of his him.
Cloud cried out, thrusting his hips back on those wonderful fingers. "More…"
Leon smiled. "You know, you never finished telling me your dream…"
The blond groaned. His breath coming in short pants. He almost had forgotten about the dream. He swallowed the saliva forming in his mouth, then continued, "Yeah…well…after that…you took your fingers out of me…" Leon did just that, "…you were so hard…I wanted you just as bad…then you took my legs and spread them far apart."
The brunette sat up on his knees, kneeling in betweens Cloud's legs. He took hold of the long legs, spreading them as far as he wanted. "And then?"
Cloud licked his lips. "And then…I felt your hard cock pressing against me…it made me so hot…"
Leon slightly moved his hips forward, pressing the tip of his shaft to the puckered opening. The warm heat touching his erection made him drip some more. "And then…"
The blond let out a harsh breath. "And then…slowly you entered me…your huge cock filled me up until I couldn't take anymore…god, it felt so good, Leon…ahh!!" The blond threw his head back and let out a long drawn out moan as he felt his lover slowly, oh-so-very-slowly enter him. "Oh god…Leon!"
Leon moaned at the sensation. The tight heat engulfing him so slowly almost made him dizzy. It had been too long since they last did this. If someone messes it up now, he was going to hurt someone.
Finally, he buried himself completely into his lover. "And then what?" He whispered against his lovers lips, kissing him softly with extreme tenderness.
The blond groaned and licked his lips. "And then…ah…you started moving in me…slowly…very slowly…I liked it so much…I didn't want it to end…god…Leon…please move…" he begged Leon, desperate to feel his lover move in him like that.
The brunette smiled. He took his lover's hand and laced their fingers together. He noted the platinum band caught in between their fingers as he rested their intertwined fingers at the side of the blonde's head. "I love you…" he kissed him deeply before Cloud could respond.
As the kiss broke, Leon started to move within his lover. Slowly moving his hips back and fourth. He buried his face in his lover's warm neck, breathing in that wonderful scent. He kissed and sucked on the flesh there, as he continued moving slowly in and out of his lover. Nothing could describe how he felt except heaven…bliss, beautiful bliss.
Cloud gasped and his breathing deepened. He cried out Leon's name when he felt his lover hit that spot deep inside him. He gripped tighter on Leon's hand and slowly rocked his hips back, prolonging the sweet pleasure. He sighed deeply. This was definitely better than his dreams or his little toy. He didn't want this to end, but soon he will get the craving for more.
Leon fought the urge to just take the blond savagely. He wanted so badly to just pound him in to the bed, but he also wanted this to last. He needed this as much as Cloud did. He thrust deep in to him, pulling out almost completely before he slowly pushed his way back in again.
Cloud groaned and arched off the bed. "Leon…" Their sweat slick bodies continued moving against each other in the most loving, sensual way.
Leon kissed his neck, trailing his kissed up his jaw line until he was met with moist lips. "Tell me what else happened in your dream…" His own breathing heavy and his voice a husky whisper.
Two blue slits gazed up at the brunette. After two attempts, he got himself to speak. "…then you…started moving faster…ahhh…taking me more roughly…Leon…your body would slam in to mine…it felt so damn good Leon…ah…" and with that, the brunette increased his movements, thrusting his hips faster and harder, taking his lover to newer heights of pleasure.
The blonde's erection caught in between them, rubbed harshly against Leon's stomach. Cloud threw his head back as he cried out Leon's name again. His breath no more than short puffs. His fingers tightened on Leon's and he bucked his hips back furiously, meeting every hard, deep thrust on him. Leon was rapidly striking that wonderful spot in him, and he couldn't help but scream out.
Leon's chest heaved as he madly pounded himself in to his lover. The blond writhed beneath him and cried out in ecstasy. He kissed, licked, and bit harshly on his lover's neck. Cloud's breath hot and heavy against his own neck. His hips moved with reckless abandon. He felt the urge of release coming close.
"Cloud…tell me what happened…next…"
The blond moaned loudly, his free hand digging his nails into Leon's back. "Ohh…you…ahh…oh god…you took…me…into your hand…and…ah…you stroked me…so good! Ahh! Leon!!"
The brunette silenced him with a deep kiss, his free hand reached in between them, grasping the blonde's dripping arousal, and began to stroke in time with his thrust. Cloud screamed out, arching off the bed again. His hips now bucking wildly into Leon's hand.
Leon moaned lowly, feeling the tight heat tighten a little more. "And…what happen then?"
"Ahh! And then…and then…and then…ahhhh!" He couldn't even speak right. He couldn't take it anymore. The combined pleasure on him was too much. His eyes squeezed shut and his grip on Leon's hand tightened to no extent as he was granted his second release. "Leon!!!!"
Leon felt the hot liquid splash his stomach and the tight hole contracted even further on him. He quickly pounded into the blond a few more times before he threw his head back and finally released in to his lover. "Cloud…" He breathed out as he collapsed on to the blond.
The two lay there, breathless, and panting. It felt like an eternity before Leon shifted, taking himself out of his lover then collapsing back on top of him, tired and spent. Without a word, his lips found the blonde's and he kissed him lovingly. Cloud kissed back gratefully. His fingers flexed in Leon's, gently squeezing his hand. Leon momentarily broke the kiss and showered his lover's face with butterfly kisses.
The blond giggled, loving how his lover spoiled him so. "I guess this mean you forgive me then."
The brunette lipped at Cloud's. "Mm-hmm…"
Cloud's one arms wrapped around his lover, hugging him closer. "And to think, all it took was some dirty pictures and hot sex."
Leon chuckled. "That wasn't all it took…" He attacked the blonde's lips and suddenly flipped on to his back.
Cloud let out a squeak as he was rolled on top of his lover. He giggled and kissed Leon playfully. "No? What else was there then?"
Leon smiled. "Well, there was that letter, and the non-dirty pictures…and…" and there was that talk with Zack, but he wasn't going to mention that, "…and there was this." He closed the space between them and pressed his lips to the blonde's where they shared another loving kiss.
Cloud sighed contently as the kiss broke. He rested his head in the crook of his lover's neck and smiled. "I love you." he murmured against his skin.
With their fingers still intertwined, Leon's thumb stroked over his lover's skin. The platinum band now warm against his skin. He smiled. "And I love you…"
The blonde's eyes drifted close, content in staying like this forever. "Truly?" He wasn't even aware he had murmured that, but Leon was. Cloud was surprised when the brunette suddenly flipped him on to his back, and his lover now hovered above him.
"Yes! Truly!" Leon was a little angry at why the blond had even asked that. "Damn it Cloud Strife! Don't ever doubt my love! I love you more than life itself! I don't know where I would be without you! I need you! I live and breath for you! I don't care that you're clumsy or such an idiot! I love you this way and I'll love you any other way! You're everything I could ever hope for! I don't care about anything else, but you! Don't you understand how much I love and need you? I love you, you idiot!"
He stared down at the blond beneath him, who just blinked at him and seemed to be speechless. He couldn't help but melt to his lover's sweetness. His hand tightening his grip on Cloud's. He brought their laced fingers to his lips and he softly kissed his lover's hand. "I love you…truly…madly…deeply…" his words punctuated with a soft kiss to the delicate hand. He leaned forward and brushed his lips against the blonde's, "…love you…forever." He took his lover's lips and kissed him whole-heartedly. He let his weight fall on to the blond, covering his body with his in the most protective way.
Cloud kissed back with all his heart. He was not sure what just happen, but he was really happy to hear Leon say that. His heart felt like it was going to burst and he was trying hard not to cry. He would never doubt Leon and he never meant to in the first place. If Leon could stay with him for two long years would have to mean that he was crazy and really did love him, but that was exactly how he felt for Leon. There was nothing that could tear them apart, ever.
"Welcome home Leon. I love you."
There was more loving before both finally retired for the night, slowly falling asleep in each other's arms. Their intertwined hands never leaving each other. Bliss. They never had been any happier.
"Happy anniversary Cloud."
"…"
"Cloud?"
"…today's the 18th?"
"…"
"…"
"…you forgot didn't you?"
"urm…ehehehe…happy anniversary…?"
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[1] I know…it went from munny to gil. Well, in Kingdom Hearts the currency was 'munny' and in Final Fantasy VII the currency was 'gil'. So since Cid said, 'in my day,' I just thought it be better to use the Final Fantasy currency.
[2] Quote taken from Dee of FAKE. Well, the quote was something like that…anyway, that does not belong to me either.
WHOO! I FINISHED!! Ahem. Actually, there's one more chapter left, an epilogue, and then you'll be rid of me. BWHAHAHA! So, what you think of the lemon? Long, boring, sucks? Yeah, I agree. I tried though! I probably should had ended it when Cloud welcomed Leon home and said 'I love you' back to him, but I really couldn't help throwing in a little 'Cloud screw-up' in the end. This is, after all, a romance-humor fic.
Thanks to those who reviewed:
Simone: Don't worry! I'm almost done with this story! Just one more chapter! So don't die on me!
bahamutshadow: I'm glad you think this fic rules! It may be sweet, but they're so out of character! That's why I think it sucks. Sigh I wish I could be a better writer.
Uzumaki-sama: LOL I know what you mean…Those two always have awful things happening to them, but it makes me laugh when I think and write about it. I just love it when Cloud screws up miserably. I thought I went a little overboard adding Zack in when he's not even in Kingdom Hearts, but since you like it, than I'm happy. And yes…YAY FOR DIR EN GREY!!!!!
DragonDame57: Hmm…Zack and Cloud make Leon jealous?? Why didn't I think of that?!? Well, no I can't do that because I'll be getting jealous too. Cloud is mine!…I mean…Leon's! Hahahaha. Maybe if Cloud gets jealous of Leon and Zack…yeah…that sounds more to my liking! Look forward to another Zack appearance in the epilogue! I think I might just use that idea! BWHAHAHA!
Zee4: Yes, I like Die from Dir en Grey! He's my favorite member! Yes, I know of Dir en Grey! They're my favorite, FAVORITE j-rock band! And yes, I know of J-rock! I LOVEEEE J-ROCK!!! LOL it's good to see more DeG fans out there! GO DIR EN GREY!! WHOO! Ahem…anyway! Yeah, their love is…something you would not expect to happen between those two. LOL oh well, it makes everyone else happy, so I'm happy too! It's strange, I really don't like that lovey-dovey crap, so I really don't know how I got to write this. Well, it grows on me. And those 'night things' Leon was doing back in chapter 8, was just actually him brushing his teeth and taking care of those kind of things before he sleeps. Hahaha but you could think of it any other way! Oh, and thanks for letting me know Zack's name is spelled 'Zax', but I'm going to have to keep it as 'Zack' to keep the story flowing…and I'm way too lazy to go back a reedit the last chapter.
Blue Eyed Angel2: Zack died?!?! How did that happen? I don't remember that when I was playing Final Fantasy VII. And I played that game, like, 5 times! I just thought he disappeared or something…lol oh well. Yeah, Cloud was crying. He's a baby. Well, in this fic he is. Don't worry, I will…I mean, Leon will take care of him!
And thank you everyone else!
Oh man…I've been sitting here way too long! I need to get out of my seat! My ass hurts! Ok, you didn't need to know that, but um…please review as I recover LOL. I might be putting off the epilogue off for awhile…I'm feeling lazy…well, depends on how many reviews I get that will get me back to writing. So, you wanna see the rest of this? THEN REVIEW, DAMN YOUU!!! Ahem…have fun!