Hi all of you out there! I'm so sorry for the major delay in updating.. Between work and Zach I have developed this wonderful thing called lack of sleep, and sickness… Yay, fun for me.. I'm ready to kill everyone at work. I get blamed for everything, yet I clean up after every other shift… Make sense? My little boy seems to be getting more wonderful by the minute…. Throwing fits in the middle of the mall because I didn't have another quarter for him to ride some stupid roller coaster ride…… I celebrated my 22nd Birthday on Wednesday.. Go me.. I like to think of it as the first anniversary of my 21st birthday… but whatever…. Me and my friends went and saw Spiderman 2... Me and my friend Nathan did our usual thing of pointing out the obvious throughout the movie, making many people laugh at our observations (which was surprising that they didn't pick it up themselves, but then again, no one can beat Nathan and I at that)… It was good though.. Afterwards we had a little party at my friend Nina and her fiancé' Jon-o's house.. I can't really tell you what happened there.. It could incriminate me. Anyways… um.. Yeah.. On with the story and enough with my senseless babbling..
Disclaimer: I don't own Inuyasha (god, how I wish I owned just him….) or The Dropkick Murphy's music, but I could definitely enjoy owning one of the Dropkick Murphy's (mainly the vocalist or the bassist.. Very, very, very hot guys). Nor do I own any of the wonderful punk songs I use….
A Perfect World
"Wow, it's great to be back, I have missed this so much, now.. I'm warning you, if I fuck up, just remember it's been THREE AND A HALF YEARS SINCE WE"VE PLAYED TOGETHER!" Heather joked into the microphone.
"Yeah, it's all her fault we haven't played!" Jake laughed.
The crowd was laughing and joking with the band. Kagome saw the happiness and excitement radiating off of the crowd and Heather. She was so natural, nothing seemed to bother her on stage.
"Well, since we did a cover, it's time for some of our original stuff.. You guys want to hear it, or do you want us to leave?"
The crowd cheered for them to play on, and Heather pretended not to hear..
"Oh, so you want us to leave?" she teased, pretending to pout. She lowered her head to her chest, blocking the top of the Bad Religion symbol on her black tank top. She wore red plaid skants and black doc Marten's with it, she had her hair spiked out in the back.
The crowd cried in protest, cueing Heather perfectly for the next song…
"If I lived in a perfect world,
I would spend my days lying in the sun,
The party never ends in a perfect world,
If your life has hit the skids,
Wave good bye to the wife and kids,
I'm ready to move into a perfect world,
Nacho Cheese and Anarchy,
Boy that sure sounds good to me,
Every kind of drug is free in the new America,
Shoot your pistol in the air,
Celebrate a brand new year,
Living leisurely in a perfect world,
If I lived in a perfect world,
I would spend my days lying in the sun,
The party never ends in a perfect world,
If your life has hit the skids,
Wave good bye to the wife and kids,
I'm ready to move into a perfect world,
Everybody's drinking hams,
Goodbye all you straight edge bands,
Sit around and get a tan in the new America,
When I turn on my TV,
Nothing but pornography,
No more rated G in a perfect world,
Strung out hookers everywhere,
Have a picnic,
Feed the bears,
Now no body even cares,
In the new America,
Nothing in this worlds for free,
Cause everything belongs to me,
No more Green peace in a perfect world,
If I lived in a perfect world,
I would spend my days lying in the sun,
The party never ends in a perfect world,
If your life has hit the skids,
Wave goodbye to the wife and kids,
Everyone's like me in a perfect world,
Everyone's like me in a perfect world!!!"
The crowds moshing quit long enough for them to cheer before the beginning of the next song.
"Who wants to hear lipstick? Anyone?" Jake asked the crowd, which answered in cheers.
"We wrote this song for Ben's mom in case anyone was wondering.. I wouldn't sing this to my own mom.. It's just mean." Heather laughed, as the drums started up.
" On a Tuesday afternoon,
My mom came in my room,
And said, 'Get the fuck up out of bed,
And get a goddamn job',
So I told her
'hey, hey fuck you mom',
And I threw the phone at her head,
But I missed and hit her in the snatch,
So I slammed the door in her face,
Don't ever barge in my room!
Or I'll kick your ass,
And call the cops,
And tell them I'm abused,
And you'll wind up in jail,
While I snowboard in Vail,
No one to post your bail,
Cause daddy loves me more,
He says that you're a….
Your worthless,
Your lazy,
Your stupid,
A little overweight,
Now give me 20 bucks,
Oh mommy your so worthless,
Your lazy,
Your stupid,
A little overweight,
Now give me 20 bucks,
Now make it 50 bucks,
Now mom writes me letters,
I write return to sender let her rot there in her cell,
I watch the dogs mate on her bed,
Sorry mom,
I had to pawn,
Your china silver and all your jewelry,
I had to eat,
And rent a bunch of prostitutes like you,
Your lazy,
your stupid,
a little over weight,
Now give me 20 bucks,
Mommy,
Your so worthless ,
Your lazy
Your stupid
A little overweight,
Now give me 20 bucks,
Now make it 50 bucks
No make it 60 bucks, make it 75, why don't you just give me your whole god damn purse, I hope your having fun rotting in jail, maybe I'll come visit you, Nah…
ENJOY YOUR STRETCH IN JAIL!!!!!!!!!!"
"I'm not sure when they are going to be through with this noise." a man in a dark corner said into his head piece.
"Hey, we're the ones getting beer spilled on us, and getting pushed around, when we're able to get access to do so, we're going to rush the band. Don't worry a bit on it." the same man, yelled angrily into the mouth piece of the head set.
He watched the drunken madness in front of him. What in God's name was the music they were playing, it sounded awful, and it made no sense, it was vulgar and not the nicest lyrics in the world. But the kids seemed to love it, and the kegs of beer that lined the back of the small building. 'I can't wait till we get our business finished here, I don't think I could take much more of this.' the man thought grumpily, leaning back against the corner, wishing he could plug his ears.
Well, sorry for the shortness of chapter. The first song is called 'A Perfect World', and the second song is called 'Lipstick', they are both by Guttermouth, a very good and funny punk band. These two songs are off their CD 'Musical Monkey'.
I hope to update again very soon. Please, don't yell at me, and please review!
Thanks to all of you great fans out there that keep reading my story!!!
JANE!