Disclaimer: You know the drill, I don't own them, and the only thing I gain from this is some laughs… and a lot of thinking…
Author's notes: Third chapter, a bit funnier this one. Arakune sings Perfect isn't easy from Oliver &Co… and boy is she out of character… at least I think… I can't imagine Arakune singing this… maybe in the shower XP. Anyway, hope you enjoy it.
[Arakune]
Girl, we've got work to do
Pass me the paint and glue
Perfect isn't easy
But it's me
'cause I know the boys are watching
I do what I must
Some minor adjustments, darling
Not for my vanity
But for the Evils' race
Each little step a pose
See how my beauty shows
Sometimes it's too much for even me
But all the world says, "a boy"
Yet I always say, "a girl"
Don't ask my niece to strut like I do
No, girl, she can't do that
Not a single flaw
Take a look at my hair
Lalalala
The image of perfect is me
The cutest, the best one
I'm beauty made real
Yeah!
Just wait, you'll see
I'm modern and hot too
We're not talking Kurai
And ah! Ah! Ooo…
Too many stare at my legs and ass
They're looking at the wrong girl
You pretty boys all over the city
You look at me but I'm too good for you
Pretty is nice but still
It's just pretty
Percect, my dears
Is me