WU HU! Ok, I was aiming for 5 reviews and THEN I'd write another chapter,
but I really want to write another chapter AND I got NINE! Wu hu! Partay!
SOOO.... Here goes nothing...
Lady Esca – good stuff! You are my FIRST ANNON. (a/n I can't spell annoyimouse) REVIEWER!confetti rains down on the great reviewer! just for crying at they parts I cry at...I'm going to dedicate this chapter to...YOU! Feel loved!
Manda Panda – thankyou dear friend for reviewing my work. You are awesome!
Ksanka – thank you dear friend!
Kyle-shut up.
FairlyOddZim- come out with the story soon! Id love 2 read it!
Now to the story
"PUNY FAIRIES!" roared Jorgen in his rich, muscular Austrian accent, "you must get your puny bodies in shape so that you may grant every child's whim at any second. To do this you must have bulging magical biceps! LIKE MINE!" At this point, Jorgen flexes his bulging muscles and shows off his power, " Now, WAND-UPS!"
Everyone in the class room immediately put their wands in mid air and started pulling themselves up to their wand using their "arm muscles" (a/n You know that they use their wings, too. Cheaters) on every count of "1" and lowering themselves on the count of "2." Everyone was doing this except, of course, Cosmo.
Cosmo had somehow managed to transform himself into a wildabeast. He was running around, green and slightly amusing with his frothing mouth and his same idiot grin.
"Look! I'm a wildabeast! Yay!" said Cosmo in his excited, random manner.
This, however, did not amuse Jorgen or his bulging biceps. "PUNY FAIRY! WILDABEAST WAND-UPS! NOW!"
With that said, Como attached his teeth to the shaft of his wand and started to do "wand-ups" with his teeth.
Just then
"TOTAL FAIRY DOMINATION!" roared a tiny cockroach with a thick, Latino drug lord accent as a swarm of cockroaches invaded Fairy Elementary.
"Now class," said Mrs. Pudding with her usual politeness, "who can raise their hand and tell me what we should do in this kind of situation?"
Since the whole class was to busy watching the wave of cockroaches invade the classroom to answer Mrs. Pudding, Jorgen slammed his mighty wand into the ground, puncturing a whole in the floor, and yelled "PANIC!"
Jorgen was loud enough so that the kids got the message, but unfortunately for them, these are kids. So instead of heading to the nearest exit, they just ran around, screaming and bumping into each other.
Ms. Pudding cried into the air, "Does anyone know of a safe place that we can hide? Please?"
Cosmo jumped up and cheerfully answered, "I KNOW!" With a traditional magic chime and a green cloud saying "poof," Cosmo transported everyone to his "safe place."
Wanda, being the smart, practical one (a/n I know that it's kinda scary to have someone like Wanda in a pointless, meaningless story, but every pointless, meaningless story needs one to move from one pointless, meaningless point to another), immediately put her magic to use. She made a candle, and lit it to look around. After scanning her surroundings she gasped and yelled at Cosmo with immense fury.
"Did you MEAN to put us in the middle of the cockroaches' habitat? Or was that because you're a moron?"
"Puny fairy!" Jorgen warned, "You are not allowed to say 'moron' in G-rated stories! You can only say that on T.V."
"But, Cosmo's still an idiot. There's no doubt in my mind that the cockroaches are going to find us!"
"Shh," whispered Cosmo, "They want you to think that you will be found, but this is the last place they will look."
"Oh shut up, Cosmo. How are the ultra-smart-take-over-the-world-cockroaches not going to see a bunch of faries in the middle of their habitat? We have no chance!"
"Riiight," said Cosmo, with high doubt in his voice. "Let's dance!"
Before she knew it, Wanda was dancing the the fast-paced-80's-workout-dance with Cosmo.
A few hours later
"Nice dancing Cosmo! Thank you so much!"
"Don't thank me, thank 80's workout music!"
Miraculously, the rest of the class was still with Cosmo, Wanda, and Jorgen.
Ms. Pudding spoke up, "Ok, class I will get us out of here." With that, she waved her wand, but this time there was no magical poof noise.
The wand made a thhhhp noise and died.....
Lady Esca – good stuff! You are my FIRST ANNON. (a/n I can't spell annoyimouse) REVIEWER!confetti rains down on the great reviewer! just for crying at they parts I cry at...I'm going to dedicate this chapter to...YOU! Feel loved!
Manda Panda – thankyou dear friend for reviewing my work. You are awesome!
Ksanka – thank you dear friend!
Kyle-shut up.
FairlyOddZim- come out with the story soon! Id love 2 read it!
Now to the story
"PUNY FAIRIES!" roared Jorgen in his rich, muscular Austrian accent, "you must get your puny bodies in shape so that you may grant every child's whim at any second. To do this you must have bulging magical biceps! LIKE MINE!" At this point, Jorgen flexes his bulging muscles and shows off his power, " Now, WAND-UPS!"
Everyone in the class room immediately put their wands in mid air and started pulling themselves up to their wand using their "arm muscles" (a/n You know that they use their wings, too. Cheaters) on every count of "1" and lowering themselves on the count of "2." Everyone was doing this except, of course, Cosmo.
Cosmo had somehow managed to transform himself into a wildabeast. He was running around, green and slightly amusing with his frothing mouth and his same idiot grin.
"Look! I'm a wildabeast! Yay!" said Cosmo in his excited, random manner.
This, however, did not amuse Jorgen or his bulging biceps. "PUNY FAIRY! WILDABEAST WAND-UPS! NOW!"
With that said, Como attached his teeth to the shaft of his wand and started to do "wand-ups" with his teeth.
Just then
"TOTAL FAIRY DOMINATION!" roared a tiny cockroach with a thick, Latino drug lord accent as a swarm of cockroaches invaded Fairy Elementary.
"Now class," said Mrs. Pudding with her usual politeness, "who can raise their hand and tell me what we should do in this kind of situation?"
Since the whole class was to busy watching the wave of cockroaches invade the classroom to answer Mrs. Pudding, Jorgen slammed his mighty wand into the ground, puncturing a whole in the floor, and yelled "PANIC!"
Jorgen was loud enough so that the kids got the message, but unfortunately for them, these are kids. So instead of heading to the nearest exit, they just ran around, screaming and bumping into each other.
Ms. Pudding cried into the air, "Does anyone know of a safe place that we can hide? Please?"
Cosmo jumped up and cheerfully answered, "I KNOW!" With a traditional magic chime and a green cloud saying "poof," Cosmo transported everyone to his "safe place."
Wanda, being the smart, practical one (a/n I know that it's kinda scary to have someone like Wanda in a pointless, meaningless story, but every pointless, meaningless story needs one to move from one pointless, meaningless point to another), immediately put her magic to use. She made a candle, and lit it to look around. After scanning her surroundings she gasped and yelled at Cosmo with immense fury.
"Did you MEAN to put us in the middle of the cockroaches' habitat? Or was that because you're a moron?"
"Puny fairy!" Jorgen warned, "You are not allowed to say 'moron' in G-rated stories! You can only say that on T.V."
"But, Cosmo's still an idiot. There's no doubt in my mind that the cockroaches are going to find us!"
"Shh," whispered Cosmo, "They want you to think that you will be found, but this is the last place they will look."
"Oh shut up, Cosmo. How are the ultra-smart-take-over-the-world-cockroaches not going to see a bunch of faries in the middle of their habitat? We have no chance!"
"Riiight," said Cosmo, with high doubt in his voice. "Let's dance!"
Before she knew it, Wanda was dancing the the fast-paced-80's-workout-dance with Cosmo.
A few hours later
"Nice dancing Cosmo! Thank you so much!"
"Don't thank me, thank 80's workout music!"
Miraculously, the rest of the class was still with Cosmo, Wanda, and Jorgen.
Ms. Pudding spoke up, "Ok, class I will get us out of here." With that, she waved her wand, but this time there was no magical poof noise.
The wand made a thhhhp noise and died.....