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Carrianne :- Lolz. Aren't cheap memorabilia mugs great?!
Spizzy the Headless Spaz :--- Thanks for understanding. Hope you like this chap ( Even though you have already read it.... )
Disclaimer: I still don't own Orlando and am in the process of firing my agent. I only own MY plot and MY characters!
Brain freeze, cupboard luvin sound nights!!
"O NOOO!!!!... MY PARENTS ARE BACK!!!!"
I stood on the spot... Move woman!!! I pulled Will up and pushed him into a cupboard along with a still fainted Jess. Then the rum in the bin.
"MY RUM!!"
":O shhhhhhh!!!"
O no... there was nowhere else for Jack!
"Rk help! Think!"
She looked like she was concentrating then... scrunched up her face... that happens when Rk thinks too suddenly... brain freeze.
"Urmmmmm... how about the... fridge?"
"Not helping Rk!"
I stand there panicking when...
"Rk, quick help me drag Jack"
We each grabbed an arm and put him in the wine cupboard (A:N: I know wine cupboards aren't that big... but work with me here lolz )
The kitchen door opened to reveal my mom
"Err... hi! Mom!"
"Oh hello dear! Just popped back to get a few things before mine and your father's fight..."
"Ohh... flight... What flight?!"
"I thought I left a message..." She said while walking round the rooms "... Your father and me have to go on a business trip for a few weeks, I'm sure I left a message..."
"It doesn't matter just have a good time"
"Ok well... I'll see you in a few weeks dear..."
She headed out but caught a glimpse of Rk..
"Oh Rk... erm... nice outfit dear... goodbye girls"
She left. I turned to Rk and see her standing very proudly in her punky fish top, Jack's hat, her lee jeans, Jack's boots and his sword. I sigh and go to help Jack out of the cupboard. He climbed out clutching two bottles of wine. He staggered off to the dining table, Rk right behind him with his things, I follow them to the table
"O MI GOD!!! I'M IN A CUPBOARD WITH ORLANDO BLOOM!!!!"
I turned round
"Ooops! I left Jess and Will in the cupboard!"
I head over to the cupboard with various squealing noises being made inside by Jess.
"Leave the Welp and Jess in there!" Rk laughed playing with Jack's bandana.
"Yea leave me in here!!" Jess squeaked
"I'm NOT Orlando Bloom... and I am NOT A WELP!!!"
I laugh and open the door helping Will out much to Jess' disappointment.
After a few hours or Jess and Rk sword fighting; Rk with the advantage as she did have a sword, Jess had to make do with a spoon, Will raiding the fridge and Jack consuming a good part of the wine in the house. We decided that it would be time to go to bed.
"Well Rk, Jess do you want me to phone a taxi?... to take you home..."
"NO WAY!!"
"Pfft! I ain't going!!"
"Me either!!"
"My parents don't mind!!"
"If I go I'm taking his hat!!"
"FINE!! Ok you can stay... jeez!"
There was only one problem... there's only one bed with a sofa underneath it and my parents double bed... Rk started jumping around madly saying she would share with Jack... Jack to drunk to protest. Jess jumping up and down with her arms round Will's neck saying they'll share... Will looking terrified. Well seeing as I'm the only sensible one here I decided to decided who sleeps where... fairly... of course!
Jack- Cabin bed
Will- Sofa
Rest- Double bed
After lots of protest's and Rk pulling out 'her' sword several times we went to our beds (and sofa). Buuuuuut... we had a little problem; Jack was to drunk to get up the ladder to the cabin bed so he decided to collapse on the floor along with all the recent thrown toy animals.
I stayed awake for a bit longer listening to everyone; Jess saying "Oh will!!" and hugging my pillow
Rk screaming "SAVVY!!" kicking in her sleep still with jacks boots.
Jack mumbling "me, dear sweet.... RUM!!!" and hiccupping
And Will kicking an invisible Barbosa.
Sooooo everyone slept peacefully... Except ME!!
Well another one done!! With another one probably on it's way!! What's that I hear you scream?...... More Orli and Jonny boxers?? Well I'm sorry but they've all been given out... Hides stash and holds up hands See?
Bi Bi
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Carrianne :- Lolz. Aren't cheap memorabilia mugs great?!
Spizzy the Headless Spaz :--- Thanks for understanding. Hope you like this chap ( Even though you have already read it.... )
Disclaimer: I still don't own Orlando and am in the process of firing my agent. I only own MY plot and MY characters!
Brain freeze, cupboard luvin sound nights!!
"O NOOO!!!!... MY PARENTS ARE BACK!!!!"
I stood on the spot... Move woman!!! I pulled Will up and pushed him into a cupboard along with a still fainted Jess. Then the rum in the bin.
"MY RUM!!"
":O shhhhhhh!!!"
O no... there was nowhere else for Jack!
"Rk help! Think!"
She looked like she was concentrating then... scrunched up her face... that happens when Rk thinks too suddenly... brain freeze.
"Urmmmmm... how about the... fridge?"
"Not helping Rk!"
I stand there panicking when...
"Rk, quick help me drag Jack"
We each grabbed an arm and put him in the wine cupboard (A:N: I know wine cupboards aren't that big... but work with me here lolz )
The kitchen door opened to reveal my mom
"Err... hi! Mom!"
"Oh hello dear! Just popped back to get a few things before mine and your father's fight..."
"Ohh... flight... What flight?!"
"I thought I left a message..." She said while walking round the rooms "... Your father and me have to go on a business trip for a few weeks, I'm sure I left a message..."
"It doesn't matter just have a good time"
"Ok well... I'll see you in a few weeks dear..."
She headed out but caught a glimpse of Rk..
"Oh Rk... erm... nice outfit dear... goodbye girls"
She left. I turned to Rk and see her standing very proudly in her punky fish top, Jack's hat, her lee jeans, Jack's boots and his sword. I sigh and go to help Jack out of the cupboard. He climbed out clutching two bottles of wine. He staggered off to the dining table, Rk right behind him with his things, I follow them to the table
"O MI GOD!!! I'M IN A CUPBOARD WITH ORLANDO BLOOM!!!!"
I turned round
"Ooops! I left Jess and Will in the cupboard!"
I head over to the cupboard with various squealing noises being made inside by Jess.
"Leave the Welp and Jess in there!" Rk laughed playing with Jack's bandana.
"Yea leave me in here!!" Jess squeaked
"I'm NOT Orlando Bloom... and I am NOT A WELP!!!"
I laugh and open the door helping Will out much to Jess' disappointment.
After a few hours or Jess and Rk sword fighting; Rk with the advantage as she did have a sword, Jess had to make do with a spoon, Will raiding the fridge and Jack consuming a good part of the wine in the house. We decided that it would be time to go to bed.
"Well Rk, Jess do you want me to phone a taxi?... to take you home..."
"NO WAY!!"
"Pfft! I ain't going!!"
"Me either!!"
"My parents don't mind!!"
"If I go I'm taking his hat!!"
"FINE!! Ok you can stay... jeez!"
There was only one problem... there's only one bed with a sofa underneath it and my parents double bed... Rk started jumping around madly saying she would share with Jack... Jack to drunk to protest. Jess jumping up and down with her arms round Will's neck saying they'll share... Will looking terrified. Well seeing as I'm the only sensible one here I decided to decided who sleeps where... fairly... of course!
Jack- Cabin bed
Will- Sofa
Rest- Double bed
After lots of protest's and Rk pulling out 'her' sword several times we went to our beds (and sofa). Buuuuuut... we had a little problem; Jack was to drunk to get up the ladder to the cabin bed so he decided to collapse on the floor along with all the recent thrown toy animals.
I stayed awake for a bit longer listening to everyone; Jess saying "Oh will!!" and hugging my pillow
Rk screaming "SAVVY!!" kicking in her sleep still with jacks boots.
Jack mumbling "me, dear sweet.... RUM!!!" and hiccupping
And Will kicking an invisible Barbosa.
Sooooo everyone slept peacefully... Except ME!!
Well another one done!! With another one probably on it's way!! What's that I hear you scream?...... More Orli and Jonny boxers?? Well I'm sorry but they've all been given out... Hides stash and holds up hands See?
Bi Bi
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Lolz XxXxXxX