Ok!!! Sorry this is a tiny little bit late... I went out with my friends and got followed by weirdo's... well, we thought they were weirdo's until they ran round the corner in front and as my friend and I went round they were on the floor with a boom box break dancing...Needless to say my friend and I weren't in much of a hurry to leave...

Spizzy the Headless Spaz :--- Yea I think you have said that... but I don't care! Lolz thanks!

Carrianne :--- That is my favourite line out of that chapter. Thanks!

Lonaargh :--- Lolz sorry I've hidden the boxers in a safe place... but I forgot where! But here's the chapter!!

Throws you lot PotC badges

Disclaimer: I own Rk and Jess and any other characters that decided to pop on by that weren't in PotC!!!! But I do own the plot!!!! O by the way. My agent has been fired and I am deciding to take action into my own hands and kidnap Orlando...

All alone!!!, RAPE!!! PIZZA!!!!!

After a few shouts and giggles I finally managed to fall asleep, only to wake up to find NO ONE in their beds ( sofa)!!!

I headed downstairs and started searching. After I had looked in the living room and the kitchen I started to panic.

"O mi god!!! I've lost them!!!"

"Lost who?"

I stopped and looked round but couldn't see any one

"Huh? Jess?"

"Yea?"

"Where are you?!"

"Here"

I sighed... some people...

"Here where?!"

"The room with the glass roof!"

What is the girl on about?

"Oh!!! The conservatory!!"

"That's what I said!"

I headed out the back door into the conservatory and saw Jess lying all over Will on the sofa; Will clinging to the side for dear life.

"Erm... where's Rk and Jack?"

She shrugged and tried to hug Will, he tried to push her back by her face.

"YE SCURVVY SEA DOGS!!"

Jess smiled "Their out there!"

"Nah..."

I walked past Jess and Will, Will reaching out for help

"Get her off me please!"

"Can't sorry... don't lead her on then!!"

Will tried to protest but I was already making my way out onto the garden. I stood on the grass and saw Rk (still with Jack's things) and Jack standing in a tiny paddling pool filled with water that hadn't been used in years with bits of sticks and grass floating in it. I shook my head. Jack turned to see one of my dogs run past.

"MAN OVERBOARD!!!"

"O!"

Rk grabbed a piece of string an threw it out to one of my dogs and yelled;

"TOBY! GRAB ON!!! STAY AWAY FROM THE LIGHT!!!"

After 20 minutes of watching Rk and Jack trying to drag my dogs into the pool and will screaming 'rape' a few times Rk decided she was hungry.

"Raaaaaaaaach! I'm hungry!!"

"You know where the fridge is!!"

"I want something else!"

"Like...?"

"Pancakes!!"

"I don't wanna..."

"Yes! Or I'll... I'll... throw ya in the pool!!!"

"Ok!... fine"

20 minutes later

"Well... that was fun..."

"Fun? ... FUN!?"

I stood in the middle of the kitchen looking around.

"Look at the mess!"

There was pancake pieces stuck everywhere you could think of... including on myself, Rk, Jess, Jack and Will!

"What am I going to do?"

"Pizza?"

"No, about the mess!"

"Who cares let's have pizza... I'm still hungry... let's have pizza!!"

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DONE!! Ok I'm kinda preoccupied thinking of ideas to kidnap Orlando to think of anything humorous or sarcastic to write here lolz.

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