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WARNING: fighting between most of the characters in this chapter!! Soo... if you innocent lil' eyes don't like fighting... look away and save yourself!!!!
Disclaimer: I own the plot and any of the other characters! Mission Kidnap Mr. Fit FAILED!!! I STILL do not own Orlando Bloom... I have a life sized poster but that's as good as its gets I'm afraid...
Rk was crying- well lets face it- DEMANDING pizza.
"Ok! I'll get food... but not Pizza and not until this place is clean!"
Rk just looked round.
"It is clean what you on about?"
I sighed
"Ok never mind just get your coat!"
.xXx.At McDonalds!.xXx.
We sat down an ate in McDonalds quietly (A:N: I know! What's wrong with them?!) Will started complaining that his leg kept twitching and when he went to shake it...
BANG ...... Kicked Rk...
"OW!!!! YOU STUPID EUNICH!!!!" (A:N: Isn't she polite?)
Jess gasped and covered her mouth.
"He SO is NOT a eunich!!!"
I was too busy trying to drag Rk out of the door that I only heard parts of the argument;
"IS!"
"ISN'T!"
"HE SO IS!!!"
"NOO!!!"
"I MEAN LOOK AT HIS HAIR!!"
"WHAT'S WRONG WITH MY HAIR?!!!"
"NOTHING!!!"
"EVERTHING!!!!!!"
"OK THAT'S IT YOU'RE GOING DOWN!!!!"
"BRING IT!!!!"
Jess lunged at Rk still with me holding her and started fighting
"STOP IT!!!"
"LET GO OF MY HAIR!!!"
"LET GO OF MINE!!!!"
"NO! NO! NO! STOP IT GUYS!!!!"
Will and I dragged them apart
"Stop being so stupid!"
They folded their arms and refused to look at each other. Jack looked innocent for once...
"What's wrong Jack?"
"I need me ship!"
"Erm... I've got a better idea..."
We headed over to the arboretum where there was fake plastic ships that little kids play on Jack went over to them. Rk and I sat on the swings and started talking about nothing in particular.
"So... Where's Will?"
Will ran past closely followed by Jess
"I think their busy"
"Yea"
Having got fed up of watching Jess try to molest Will we left them and headed over to where Jack was standing on a large plastic pirate ship with a lot of little children around him looking up excitedly.
"And then there was Giselle! Now! That was a woman!..."
I turned to Rk...
"Is he talking about what I think he is?"
"I'm not sure... and I hope not"
"...She had a fantastic body!!! With the biggest t..."
"NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!"
Rk screamed, ran over to Jack and rugby tackled him to the floor of the plastic boat. She sat on his chest with her hands over his mouth.
"mmph upfh te!!!"
"Shhh! Ok kiddies go plat over there!!"
"But we want to hear the rest of the story!"
"Biggest... toys! See the end!! Go play in the pool!!"
"But there's people in there fighting"
"What?"
I looked over to the pool area to see Jess holding Will down on the floor. I shake my head.
"Jack!! Stop licking my hands!!" Rk screeched pulling her hands away and wiping them on her top.
"Well ye taste like rum!"
I looked at Rk suspiciously. She looked around...
"Jess in on Will!!"
We ended up with Jess tied to a pole, Will staying well away and Rk still sitting on Jack... (Hmm I wonder why...) Jess looked sulky
"Will you get off him!" Jess shouted at Rk after I had agreed to untie her... I'm starting to think it was a bad idea.
"Well at least Jacks not a EUNICH!!"
"AHHHHHHHHHHH!!"
That was it... all war broke out; Rk grabbing Jess' hair and managed to elbow her in the eye. Jess pulling at Rk's visor and punched her in the mouth.
I ran over and Will again tried to help me get them apart.
"Go on Rk!!! Hit 'er!! ... Hey ye got me hat again!!"
.xXx.20 Minutes Later.xXx.
"Ouch" Rk mumbled clutching a bag of frozen chips to her cheek.
"Umpf" Jess moaned also clutching a bag of frozen food only this time to her eye.
We were sitting in a dentist's waiting room waiting for an appointment for Rk after Jess had chipped her tooth for her.
Jack leaned closer to Rk and whispered;
"Alrite luv? Ye know Will is a eunich, Elizabeth told me on the Island."
Rk's eye's lit up
"Jaaaaaaaaack? What did you and Elizabeth do on the Island?"
Jack looked for an excuse...
"Rach! Rk's drinking me rum!"
"What?!"
"Well Jack slept with Elizabeth on the Island!!!!"
Will stood up
"WHAT?!!"
Will jumped on Jack...
"Well it's only 'cause you're a eunich Will!'' Rk shouted
... and Jess on Rk... again
"STOP!!!!!!"
"WHAT?!"
"I'M BUSY RACH!"
"AYE?"
"Rk needs to see the dentist... and GROW UP!!" I yelled
They all sat back down and sorted out their rumpled clothes while Rk went into the dentist's office.
We sat quietly until we heard a very evil laugh and...
"DIE, MR ALLSOP DIE!!!!"
"O no!"
I ran into the dentist's office and the rest followed behind. I saw Rk sitting on the dentist; who was struggling on the dentist chair. While Rk held the gas mask over his face.
"RK!!! STOP!!!"
She looked up innocent
"What? He said I needed and injection!!"
COUGH! COUGH! SPLUTTER!
"Stop moaning it's only oxygen!"
"Erm... Rk that's not oxygen... it's helium"
"O KEWL!!!"
She took the mask off the chocking dentist.
"What's helium?" Jack asked confused
"It's sooooo kewl... it makes your voice go squeaky..."
She put the mask over her face and took a deep breath in.
"Like this!"
"WHOA! Let me do an impression of the welp!!"
Jack took the mask placed it over his face and breathed in deep.
"Hi! Me names Will and Elizabeth left me because... I'm..."
His voice went normal...
"O hold on..."
He breathed it in.
Will walked closer to him
"Don't you..."
"A" Jack laughed
"DARE!!!"
"EUNICH!!!!"
"AAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!"
"O god not again!!!!"
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