Well... Hi!!!!
Spizzy the Headless Spaz:--- Lolz breathing in helium is very funny!... Especially when a drunk person does it!
Carrianne:--- Lolz, I will deffinatly have to go and see Troy! That chapter was so much fun to write! I kept laughing to myself... mot a good thing when everyone in the house already thinks your crazy...
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WARNING!:-- more Johnny and Will action!... EWWW! Don't be so dirty minded!! I meant fighting!!!
Disclaimer:- I own the plot and any characters that do not appear in PotC!!!... Anyone know an agent that WILL get me Orlando?... no?... on with the story then!!
More fights, Drowning pirates Crazy lass!!
"Will!!! STOP! ... Let... Go...Of...His...BANDANA!!!"
After we had dragged Will off Jack for the SECOND time within an hour. We decided to go somewhere to cool off... leaving the dentist who was now having trouble breathing on the chair.
"Will... Just put them on otherwise you can't go in."
"But... My underwear isn't as tight as this!!!"
"...Really?"
"Jess! Move!"
I pushed Jess aside to see Will clutching a tiny pair or swimming trunks (A:N: You know those ones that are like spandex? Lolz)
"Wha... who gave those to... Jess?"
"You said get him nice ones!"
"I meant ones that he doesn't have to spray paint on!!" (A:N: Don't you hate it when teachers say that about your tight BUT fashionable trousers?!)
"Fine...Just spoil the fun!"
"What fun? Seeing Will squeeze into really tight... ok I'm gonna stop there"
Jack headed round the corner in baggy swimming trunks. Will didn't look too impressed.
"Why does he get those when I get these?"
Jack smirked
"What ye afraid of lad? Provin' that there be nothing there?" (He's been round Rk too long don't you think?)
Will did not look happy... and threw the spandex pants at Jack... Who ducked gracefully. We got Will some new trunks ones that did have legs (much to Jess' disappointment) and he finally got changed.
Rk, Jess and I were having water fights in the deepest end when Will and Jack came and sat on the side by us... Jack mostly talking about women and what or how little they were wearing...
"Whoa! Look at 'er!"
Will just nodded
"'N' 'ER!!!"
"yea..."
"WHOA!!...Well I wudn' mind 'er stirring me ship... savvy?"
"hm..."
"O common lad! Jus 'cause you're a Eunich doesn..."
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!"
"O for god's sake you two!!!"
We swam (A:N: I was gonna put run there but I don't think it would go right...) over to where Jack and Will were trying to fight and stay above the water. Then Rk spotted someone... Chris... (She fancies him... the song love is in the air comes to mind...) she jumped in and started holding herself, Jack and Will under the water... they struggled but Rk can't hold her breath for that long so she came back up; Jack pulling her out to sit by him.
"Oi, Rk? Who's the welp?"
"HE'S NOT A WELP!!!"
"Oh... What ever takes ye fancy..."
Jack cleared his throat and Rk shook her head.
"OI! MATE!!... Yea... YEA YOU! THIS LIL' LASS ERE...huh? Where she go?"
Rk was now somewhere near the bottom of the pool and Jack (being the only one who could hold his breath for the longest) went down and got her up... wearing Jack's boots... no wonder she sunk.
Chris headed over to Rk.
"Hi Rk! Erm... who's he?" He pointed to Jack.
"Err... He's just a cousin's, nephew's, uncle's... brother! Twice removed, lovely singing voice... eunich"
"What's a eunich?"
Jack pointed at Will and Yelled;
"WILL IS!!!!"
I'm guessing he doesn't know when to shut his mouth.
We left them to fight it out in the baby pool while we headed for the café by the pool. They finally caught up after stopping for another brawl.
Rk and Chris were sitting alone on a table making puppy eyes... ew... and I was sitting on the table behind them.
Jess headed over to them.
"Can you feel the love?"
"What?!"
"Between me and Will?" (Bearing in mind she had him in a headlock)
"O... Yea... err... Jess Rach wants you."
Jack came over and sat opposite me. (Fully dressed)
"Alright luv?"
"Yea... um Jack?"
"Aye"
"What did happen on the Island between you and Elizabeth?"
"Nowt"
"Huh? English please"
"Nothin"
I clenched my fists and jaw.
"You mean after all the fights and arguments saying you slept with Elizabeth... You didn't?!!!"
"Urmmm...Yea?"
That was it!!!
"YOUR GOING DOWN MATEY!!!"
"WAIT!! Um... Rk's drinking Rum?"
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!"
"HELP CRAZY LASS ON ME!!!!..." cough splutter cough
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WOOOOOOOOO!!! Does lil' weird dance
Chapter 6 done!! Chapter 6 done!!
I think I deserve a review for that don't you think?
Bi Bi!!
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