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Carn:--- Lolz I love that chapter it was so fun to write! Thanks!!
Spizzy the Headless Spaz:--- I haven't seen a drunk person taking helium but I have heard of my uncle doing it after a one or ten drinks... but my family's weird so I don't think that counts.
K. Sparrow:--- Lolz I'm really glad you liked it! Don't worry the romance is coming! It is taking a while I'm sorry but I need them to get to know each other a little bit before I go into the romance. The start of the romance comes in at chapter 12... I know its seems miles away but I need to get them into this place first... you'll see what I mean soon! I'm not telling who Will gets... It'll spoil the fun! But!...Yes, there is a but, when I first put this story out about three months ago before it got taken off a lot of people guessed Will's 'Fancy girl'... I don't know what else to call it, Within a few chapters. If it helps I'll start putting the chapters up nightly for you... poor Jess never makes the cut in anything does she?
Carrianne:--- Lolz. That Jack and Will fights are fun to write... it's so easy to make them fight in my story... But everyone already fights in it anyway!
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Disclaimer: I own the plot and any other characters that do not appear in PotC!!! Still in the process of finding a lovely person who will buy me Orlando so he can be my slave!!
Ripped shirts, shopping 5p's a lot ya know!!!
Rk ran over to me on top of Jack on the floor.
"Get off him!!!!...He's mine!!!!"
Rk pulled me away from Jack
.x.RIIIIIIIIP.x.
.x.Gasp!.x.
I looked in my hand and saw a large strip of dirty white material.
"Me shirt!!!"
Rk covered her mouth
"Rachael! How dare you!... if you wanted some time alone you should have just asked!!!"
"WHAT?!"
"I'm kidding!"
"OI! Me shirt!"
Jack was standing there trying to wrap his shirt... well half of it... around the exposed flesh.
"We'll have to get you a new one"
Rk gave me a weird look
"Nah! You think?!"
Jack kept moaning that he was cold and needed a new shirt now... so being a girl (A:N: You would never have guessed ay?) and being an expert on the subject we went... SHOPPING!!!
We went in every shop and made Jack and Will (Don't know why Will was trying on stuff... probably because I felt like it lolz) try on every shirt, trouser, hat, shoe... (A:N: ...thong... what?!) Possible, we did quite well considering that Jack and Will had decided to show us all up (again) by having yet another fight in one of the changing rooms and had somehow managed to pull off the curtain, step on MY foot and knock an assistant flying. So... we decided to split up... bad idea? I think so.
"I'll go with Jack!!! And you go with Jess and the eun...I mean Will" Rk corrected herself seconds away from an attack off Jess.
"Fine, but phone me if anything happens and meet me back here in an hour ok?"
I looked round to see Rk and Jack running off in the opposite direction.
I was really glad I was staying with Will as he actually WANTED to try stuff on... like Jack who refused to take off his hat while changing; that was if Rk didn't have it first...
x.Rk's PoV.x
Jack and I spent most of the time chasing pigeons and going into toyshops to scare the little kid's that came near us, when five policemen walked up to us.
"Excuse me m'am?"
"Aye?"
The police officer looked and me weirdly then carried on;
"We are looking for anyone with information to a number of Rum and Curl Whirly(1) robberies in the area, do you have an idea who my have committed this offence?"
I started jumping up and down...
"I SAW THE WHOLE THING!!"
x.Rach's PoV.x
Jess, Will and I were sitting in a fancy restaurant eating civilly when 5 police officers surrounded our table, hauled Jess from her seat and tackled her to the floor.
"WHOA!! WHAT ARE YO...HEY!! THAT'S MY FOOT!!!"
"You are under arrest for a number of Rum and Curly Whirly robberies and assault of a shop assistant"
"WHAT!?"
"She didn't do it!!"
I yelled trying to get them off Jess
"I'm afraid you're going to have to come down to the station with us"
"Fine"
We followed the police out receiving disgusted glares from the people around us... well at least we didn't have to pay for the food!
Jack and I were laughing at a weird baby and how it looked like a sick pigeon when my mobile rang (which of course had the theme tune 'a pirates life for me') which started Jack dancing.
"AHOY ME HEARTIES!!"
"RK!!! What did you tell the police about Jess?"
"ooo.. urmm... well...mmm...what?"
"I'LL TELL YOU WHAT!!! YOU DESCRIBED JESS AS THE RUM AND CURLY WHIRLY THEIF WHEN IT WAS YOU!!!"
"Um... sorry?"
"You will be!! We're at the police station now trying to bail Jess out with 5p!!!!"
I listened and in the background I could hear Jess saying;
"5p! O come on! You buy 5 penny sweets with that! Good money... niiiiiiice money!"
"urm... how much do you need?"
"Well with the added costs of the rum, Curly Whirly's the shop's damage AND the cost of the owner's injuries about... £15,595!!!"
I gasped
"Jesus! How much damage did I do?... so... I take it I can't write an I.O.U?"
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SO... What will happen when Rk goes to bail Jess out? Will she end up in jail? Will Jack every get a new shirt... find out in the next exciting episode ooooooooof... 'ERMMMMM... SAVVY!!!'(1) Curly Whirly's are chocolate bars that are really thin with holes in them and have caramel inside them... Look I'm hungry now!
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