WOOO! I know this chapter has taken ages but, my rabbit had babies last week and sadly died after a few hours so I am now hand rearing 5 baby bunnies (there was 6 but one died this morning) and it is so tiring but their so cute!!!
Carn:--- Lolz that's a good idea... you should copyright that quick!! Maybe I could make one with Will in it... Hmm.
Lonaargh:--- I use sticky tape because even if I do manage to get it stuck to myself (which I usually do) It's easy to get off me but kind of painful. But I'll use elastic bands now!
Carrianne:--- Jack always gets hurt doesn't he? Maybe I should ease up on him?...Maybe... I'll have to see what mood I'm in! Thanks!
Disclaimer: I own the plot and any other characters that appear or decide to pop up in this story! I don't have sticky tape... but I have elastic bands!!!!
Broken noses, laptops, UNCONCIUOS DOCTOR....RUN!
The driver stopped and we all ran over to Jack.
"O GOD ARE YOU OK?!"
"CAN YOU SEE A LIGHT?!"
"SAY SOMETHING!!"
"WHERE'S MA PHONE?!"
Rk started running up and down the bus searching for her phone.
I looked down at Jack.
"We'll have to take you to hospital... is it broken...?"
I touched it
"OUCH!!!"
"...Ok let's get off here"
We all jumped off, helping Jack to see as he was starting to bleed heavily... Rk having found her phone and a pound coin looked round to see us gone, then looked at us on the footpath.
"WAIT!!!!"
I looked to see Rk running to the doors before they could close... but she was just little late... I can't lip-read but I think she was aiming at 'NNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooo......'
"O...k lets go to the next stop and meet her"
We started walking up the road... we were getting weird looks... I wonder why?... Jack was covered in blood, with me trying to get him to use his bandana to soak up the blood... Jess, still with spiked hair, having a piggy back off Will; not looking impressed... and Rk running madly down the road to us waving her pound coin and phone; still playing 'a pirates life for me'.
.x.In The Hospital.x.
"Ow!""Ow!!"
"OW!!!"
"BLOODY HELL!!! OW!!!!"
I think Rk had realised that if you touch Jacks nose he makes a noise.
I took out my phone only to find that it wouldn't turn on... so I shook it
"Why isn't my phone working?"
"I's knows! Rk Switched the battys... basitarys...bitt...ic...coups..."
"Batteries?"
"That's te one! Batteriessss"
"Huh? ... Why did she do that?"
He shrugged...
"So where did Will and Jess go, Jack?"
"Jess had to go... bathrim..."
"Bathroom"
"...ye n the welp... went... mmm... no idea"
"Well... that's helpful! Stay here with Rk while I find Will"
"SAVVY!"
I rolled my eyes and went in search of Will
.x.Rk's PoV.x.
"Me n' all luv"
"I need something..."
I looked round and spotted a doctors laptop!
"...Oh! A laptop!!"
I picked it up and turned it on
"Oh kewl! I can log on my account!!"
I entered my password and pressed enter... it made a weird noise then...
"Welcome..Mrs..Jack..Sparrow" And played the PotC theme tune.
I tried my best to muffle the sounds with my top...but I still think Jack heard...
"Did that ...lap...thingy...just say me name?"
"Er... No! Don't be so stupid!"
.x.Rach's PoV.x.
I returned after finding Will chasing after a nurse he swore was Elizabeth... Didn't help that her name was Lizzy.We sat down and I saw Rk and Jack talking about making the laptop say something...
"Rk what are you doing?"
She passed the laptop to Jack...
"Nothing..."
Jack started typing...then stopped and tapped Rk...She mouthed 'O' and started typing in what Jack was telling her...
"Rk what are you typing... Hold on whose laptop is that?"
"Mine"
"Welcome..Mr..Hi..I..Am..A..There..Is..A..Spelling..Mistake..Please..Try..Again"
"What? What did I spell wrong?"
Rk looked at the screen Jack leaning over her shoulder
"Rach? Check this for me?"
"No...tell me who's that is"
"Mine!"
She typed again then passed the laptop to Jack...both trying to stifle their giggles...
Jack turned to face Will, pointed the laptop at him then pressed 'Enter'
"Welcome..Mr..Hi..I..Am..A..Eunich..And..Liz..Left..Me..Because..I..Sing..In ..My..Sleep...Turner.
Will turned bright red
"How did you know that?!"
"Aw...Well lad yer Liz told me on the Island..."
He winked
"...Savvy?"
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!"
"NO! NO! HE'S GOT A BASHED NOSE STOP!!"
Jess returned with arms full of vending machine sweets and sat the other side of Will.
"Mr. J Sparrow?... The doctor will see you now"
Jack and I followed the nurse into the doctor's office...
Behind a large desk with paper piled up in huge columns a tiny little man jumped out.
"Hello!... Please take a seat... Ok let me see this nose..."
He pulled out overly large glasses and put them on making his eyes look 10 times larger.
"...U huh... Mmmm... A HA!!!...Your lucky!... it is broken but any harder and it would have been broken in two places!!"
The doctor leaned forward and got out a box of plasters
"Ok!! We'll just put one of these on for support!! Then you can go!!"
He placed a plaster on Jack's nose and we stood to leave, Jack got near the door when Rk burst in... Hitting Jack in the face...
"OUCH!!! BLOODY HELL RK!!!!!"
"Oh! ... Sorry... CHRIS IS IN THERE SITTING NEXT TO WILL!!!"
She ran back out to Chris... I helped Jack to his feet and the doctor came over again and touched Jack now bleeding nose...
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!"
Jack punched out in pain and knocked off the doctor's huge glasses and he fell to the floor unconscious...
"Oh! Jack!!"
"It was an accident! I'll...I'll try t' wake 'im up!!"
Jack leaned over him and tapped the mans shoulder
"Er...Mate?...Oi!"
Jack grabbed his shoulders...
"WAKE YESELF UP MAN!!!!"
...And shook him violently.
"Jack! That won't help him!...Look at his head bobbing around! Stop it!!!"
He dropped the doctor and he slummed back to the floor.
"O god!"
"What shall we do lass?"
I looked round...
"Erm... I...we could...maybe...RUUUUUUUUNNNNNNNN!!!!"
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