Wooo!!! Your worst nightmare is back!!!!
Carn:--- Lolz I'm sure we've all been there... the temptation of... BOUNCY WALLS!!! Oh thank you!
Spizzy:--- lolz don't worry I won't hurt you!! I'll just put you in a cell with the talented singing Jess!
Carrianne:--- I was drooling writing about Will's T&T chest!!! Too yummy for words! Thanks.
x.PiRaTe.LuVa.x:--- Lolz Yeah I remember writing that part in science with you! You know my stomach still hurts from our last encounter in science when you were very, very hyper! Don't worry I'll catch up!!
Disclaimer: I own the plot and any other loopy characters PotC wouldn't have! Well... I did catch something in my trap... just not my ideal slave...
I have now got a Jess in a box if anyone's interested...
Red hair!, POP!!!, WILL'S HUGGIN ME!!!!
Jack had convinced himself that he had been put in a cell where the roof was caving in on him he shouted a lot of phrases (that I shall not repeat).
"SHUT YOUR MOANING!... your allowed one phone call..." The policeman paced around
"LET ME TAKE IT!!!" Rk demanded
"Er... Rk I think I should call..."
"NO!!! I'm fine... I'm going to call Chris and tell him that there's 5 people to bail out"
"Ok only if your going to just tell Chris that"
The police man lead Rk out of her and Jack's cell and took her outside the room... I lent close to the cell bars trying to listen to what Rk was saying on her phone call and who she was actually talking to...
"I'm all alone..."
"I'm here Jess!"
"...But your not talking to me!!!"
"Shush!... I'm trying to listen..."
"Rach?...Talk to me..."
"Hm..."
"please?..."
"Later..."
"...RACH!!"
"JESS!! SHUSH!"
Rk walked back in and the police locked her in the cell...
"O MI GOD RACH!!! You know what?"
"What?"
"Well guess then!"
"Just tell me!"
"Emma dyed her hair red and now Callum fancies her!!!"
"O...K...What about Chris?"
She looked at me as though I was stupid
"Chris hasn't dyed his hair red!"
"No! What did he say about bailing 5 people out?"
She turned pale and her mouth dropped
"O NO RK!!! You phoned Emma instead of Chris?!"
"We...I...I could...I COULDN'T REMEMBER HIS NUMBER!!!"
"Oh for Gods sake Rk... not only is he your boyfriend and you find it impossible to remember his number but did it ever occur to you that you could have told EMMA TO TELL HIM?!!!"
"No! I have a one track mind!!...Did I tell you about Emma?"
.x.RIPPPP! POP! RIPPPP!.x.
We all turned to Will...
He held his hands up in defence
"Hey! It wasn't me!... It was probably Jack!!"
"Ay! If it was me you'd be on the floor luv!"
"EW! It wasn't that kind of a rip!! It was material!!!"
"Um... guys!"
"Yea Jess?"
"Well... seeing as Rach wouldn't talk to me... I started bouncing again...and..."
"What Jess? Just tell us we won't get mad"
"I think... I umm...I'VE BROKE THE BOUNCY WALL!!!"
"Ouch! Stop it!"
"OUCH!! WILL YOU STOP IT!!!"
...............
"JESS!!!!!!"
"What?"
"KEEP YOUR SLEEVES OVER YOUR SIDE!!!"
After Jess had some how managed to pop the wall of her cell the police decided to put her in Rk and Jacks cell, which was only made for one person even though we could have easily fitted us all in mine and Will's cell.
So it was hard for them to escape Jess flicking her overlarge sleeves from the restraining jacket.
"OUCH! JESS!!!" Rk grabbed the offending sleeve
"I'M GOING TO MAKE YOUR NECK RE-CREATE THE EXORCIST IF YOU DON'T STO..."
.x.BANG!!.x.
"SHUT UP!!!" The policeman hit Rk's cell bars
"Lights out!!"
He passed Will and me a blanket and threw Rk, Jack and Jess some more hay... Rk held the hay up
"Am I sensing favouritism here?!"
"GO TO SLEEP!"
"OK! Chill!... Jeez don't get your knickers in a twist!"
Rk threw the hay on the floor...
"You give me hay and them a blanket I'm just saying that I think I deserve some sort of... comfort or something!!"
...and tried to make a sort of pillow.
"Good Night Rk, don't let the pirates bite!" I laughed
"Oh! Ha Ha! I forgot how to laugh!" She moaned stealing some of Jess' hay
"Good Night everyone"
"Night"
"Aye Night"
"Night...ouch!...Jess!".x.Later That Night.x.
Mm... I really need a drink... I rolled over... mm I can't be bothered to get up though... but I need a drink!!!
I dragged my self up and headed over to the fridge and opened it... the light from it allowed me to see around and into Rk's cell...
I saw Jack lying on his side with hay in his hair sticking out every possible way...
Rk on her back with her hands around Jess' throat...
And Jess with one sleeve on Rk's head and the other over her face...
I smiled to myself and carried on searching in the fridge. I found myself some orange juice and started to drink it...
I felt a hand on my shoulder...
I jumped round... .x.Cough! Splutter! Cough!.x.... and choked.
"Shush, hey it's only me!"
"Jesus Will! Don't do that!"
"Sorry I didn't mean to scare you... are you ok?"
I wiped my mouth where most of the contents of the carton had landed.
"Yea, you want some?"
I shook the now almost empty carton.
"Erm, no thanks. Listen Rach can I tell you some thing?"
"Yea sure Will"
I walked over to bed and sat on it, will sitting in front of me.
"Well, it's about Elizabeth..."
I nodded; well I'm glad Jack is asleep...
"Well she left me a few months ago... and... well I think ... well I think I'm in love with some one else..."
Ok scratch that... I'm glad Jack AND Rk are asleep... they'd laugh at Will if they heard this...
"Ok..., well it's good that your over her Will!"
He shook his head
"But the other girl is nothing like Elizabeth"
I laughed
"But you can't like all the same girls Will! It's good that your over Liz, you should have done it ages ago when she left you!"
He looked down at his hands
"But... Elizabeth was my first love...I loved her all through my childhood... I was so sure we would have a family and grow old together... I... I miss her"
He looked up at me...
AWWWW!!!! His faced looked so confused! I never knew Will was so upset!
"Oh, Will"
I moved to sit next to him.
"It WILL be ok... I promise, you'll find some one that you will love and they will love you just as much back, and you'll have a family and grow old with them!"
He nodded
"I think I already have...But don't tell Jack... OR RK!"
I laughed
"Don't worry, I won't... I'm not that stupid!!!"
He smiled (A:N: .x.fans self.x. wow! Is it getting hot in here or is it just me?)
"Thanks Rach!"
He hugged me (A:N: Yeah... Just me.)
O MI GOD!!!!!! ORLAND... I mean... WILL IS HUGGING ME!!!!!!... KEWL!!!!.........I'm glad Jess is out cold!
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Whoa... I get shivers up my spine just writing that Orli's huggin me... I think I need help...I wrote in itallics because they were whispering. Just so you don't think i went weird and decided to change half-way through!
Lolz! WOOOO REVIEWS!!!... I NEED MORE!!!!!REVIEW IF YOU WANT A MINI WILL OR JACK ROBOT!!!
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