Hello!!!!!
Carrianne:--- Lolz ain't I just the lucky one eh?! Lolz course you can have a will and also a Jack robot!
.x.Passes Will and a Jack robot.x. ...Be careful... they fight!
Carn:--- Lolz... I'm a saviour for you all! I'm glad I help cheer you up! I hope you and your mate make up! (We need them to fall back out with again!)
.x.Passes Jack robot.x. ... I fall else fails he'll be your best friend!
K.Sparrow:--- Lolz I'm guessing you're a tiny Jack fan? Lol. Anyway, Jack will eventually get romance; it won't be what you expect at first but lets just call it 'animal magnetism'.
Lonaargh:--- Lolz I'm lucky aren't I?! Lol. I have lazy days... like the last few when I should have uploaded but 'forgot'.
Spizzy the Headless Spaz:--- Omg, you poor thing spending that much time at school?! 6 hours a day is enough for me thanks! Lolz. Hope you get some sleep... soon don't want you getting bags under your eyes!
.x.Passes Mini Jack Robot.x. .. Cuddle him and you'll soon fall asleep!
.x.PiRaTe.LuVa.x. :--- Well maybe you want Jack to bite you but it's my story! .x. Sticks out tounge .x. .... So! It's my line now!! I'll guess we'll just have to settle this at school; Weirdo to weirdo! Lolz! I'll see you Monday luv!
.x.Rk's PoV.x.
"Jess! Get your smelly sleeve off me!!!"I shoved the sleeve away
"Sorry"
I moved over to Jack
"Oi! Matey! Get up!...... Oi!!... Ahoy sailor?!"
I shook him roughly but he just rolled over...
"Not Yet mammy"
"O...k, ahem... Look Jack...er...RUM!!!"
He shot up
"Where?!"
"Um.. Rach took it... yea... I'll go get it..."
I walked up to the bars (not like there's that far to walk anyway...)
"Raaaaaaaaaach, you up?"
I looked round the cell and saw a huddle on the floor... I looked closer...
"O MI GOD!!!!!... Ahem... that's just...O...k"
"Wha luv? They spilled me rum?"
"er...No er YES! Terrible waste... don't look!"
But Jack having the intellect of a six year old did the exact opposite...
"BLOODY 'ELL!!!...GET IN THERE WILL!...MMMMFF!"
I shoved my hands over his mouth, but Jess had heard Will's name so looked up and started walking towards the bars...
"What's going on?"
"NOTHIN!"
Jack and I both shouted at the same time and opened our coats to hide Jess' view.
"Hey...! Let me see!"
"No!...It's... RACH!!!...She's sick... RACH!!!!"
I nodded to Jack
"Oh! Ye' the Lass is sick!...RACH! An so is WILL!!!!"
We both shouted loudly trying to wake Rach and Will up.
"So...?... Let...me...RK! MOVE NOW!!"
"NO! MAKE ME!"
"AHH!"
Jess started flicking her sleeves at me
"Ouch! No!...STOP! IT!...FINE...OUCH!...JACK DON'T... LET HER...SEE!!!"
"Aye Aye!"
Jess turned to Jack as I moved out or her reach. She slowly walked towards him, waving her sleeves about...
"If you get in the way of my sleeves it's your own fault!"
Jack didn't move so Jess walked closer... and closer...
"Ouch! Oi lass!!...OUCH!...RK HELP!"
"NO! IT HURTS!"
"...Um...Jess, lass...their...busy?"
Oh, wait a go Jack...
"WHAT? MOVE!!... .x.Death glares and lifts up sleeve.x. ...MOVE!"
Jack ran to the wall by me and we prepared ourselves for Jess' scream...
"Where?...Oh! It's just Will with his arm's... around...Ra..aaaahhhHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!".x.Rach's PoV.x.Mmmm... I'm so warm and comfy... it's nice...
"Ra..aaaahhhHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!"
O god...Jess!
I opened my eyes and saw Jess up the bars of her cell, I tried to move but... I was stuck! I felt someone move beside me... What the...? What happened last night...?...I got up... drink... shoulder...Will...hug...HUG?...O...Bugger!
"Jess! It's not what you think!" Rk shouted
"IT IS! Rach is keeping Will's..."
"Jess, It...We didn't...Well I think not...did we?" Will asked me having woken up
"NO WILL! We hugged!!"
"...Chest warm!!"
"Huh?"
"What?!"
We looked at Jess
"Well, Rach is just keeping Will's chest warm, because he shirt is ripped." (A:N: Jess... you gotta love her innocence...)
"Huh? We weren't...we were hu...ugh!!"
I elbowed Will in the gut
"That's exactly what I was doing!"
"Hey you lot shut up! There's a guy here to bail you out..." The police guy shouted
"YAY!"
"GOOO CHRIS!!"
"WOO! PARTAY!!"
"Party?...WE NEED RUM!"
"HEY! SHUT UP! He's only here to bail TWO of you out!... so... lets see who are the lucky one's shall we?"
We all exchanged glances...
"ME!!"
"PICK ME!!!"
"OI! MEEE!"
"OVER HERE ME!!!"
"MEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!"
"SHUT UP!!!!!!!!!!...I'll let him choose..."
He walked out and came back in followed by Chris, all of us wanted to be the two out so we all gave him our best smiles...(I think he kind of got scared of Jack's as he looked like he wanted to eat him)
"Um... I'm sorry guys, I've only got enough money for two of you..."
"WELL NIK SOME!...Ahem...that's fine love" Rk smiled sweetly...
Oh! No! I was on to her game!...
"Chris, er yea hi, well I've got some more money at my house so if you could get me out we..."
"NO WAY! HE'S MY BOYFRIEND!!!"
"BUT I'VE GOT MONEY!!!"
"I NEED A NEW SHIRT!!!"
"BUT I'M HUNGRY!!!"
"I NEEEED ME RUM LAD!!!"
"OK!! SHUT UP!!!!!...I'll think of a number between one and six...ok done..."
"FOUR!!!" Jess, Rk and I shouted...
"That's freaky..."
"It's your lucky number!"
"Ok... I'll do it again...done..."
"TWO!!!"
"OK THAT'S JUST WEIRD!"
"This is getting us no where!... Rk pass us some hay..."
"It's my hay! Get your own!"
"RK!"
"Fine!"
"Ok there's two shorter pieces here... whoever gets them is out...k?"
"K!"
They all took one...
"WAHOO!"
"DAMNIT!"
"AWWW"
"BUGGER!"
"YES! A PIRATES LIFE FER ME!!!"
"O..k so its Rk and Jack out..."
The policeman let them out...
"Rk, here's my keys... go to my house and get some money then come back here..."
"I've got a better idea!!!... Come on Chris, Jack! See you guys later!"
"RK!...NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!"
Rk left with Chris and Jack with my house keys on the floor
"RK! NO! COME BACK!!!!...Rk?...RK!!!!!"
Jess put her head through the bars and waved her sleeve...
"YOU...YOU...TRAITOR!!!!!"
"I can't believe Rk has Just left us here!!!"
"She'll come back... I'm sure of it!!"
"Shut up Will"
"Um... guys...I'M STUCK!!!!!!!!"
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Well... Will Rk leave us in there or not? Will Jess get unstuck...again? Tune in for the next exciting episode of Ermmmmmm Savvy? !!!!!Lolz REVIEW!!!!
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