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Escape ideas, no more!!!, DRAYTON MANOR!!!!"Jess! Not again!!"
"This is all Rk's fault! If she hadn't got me so mad..."
Jess pulled an angry face.
"Oh, yes you got so angry that your head somehow got magically shoved through the bars!!!!"
Jess nodded
"Exactly! I'm glad you see my point!"
"What point?! You shoved your head through the bars!"
"I did not!"
"Oh! The mysterious Cell Fairies MUST have done it!!"
"You leave the Cell Fairies out of this! Look! You're making me madder now!"
"Well maybe if you get angry enough your head will SOMEHOW pop out!"
"You better hope not or I'll come over there and..."
"Excluding the fact your already stuck in the bars, how would you get out of the cell?!"
"I'll find my way!!!!!"
"Stop moaning and just face the fact YOU got YOUR head stuck!!"
"It's not MY fault!......It's RK'S!!!"
"What's my fault?!"
I looked over to the little window at the end on the corridor that ran between the two cells and saw Rk's head in it.
"RK!!! WHAT WERE YOU THINKING LEAVING ME HERE WITH JESS!!! DID YOU EVEN STOP TO...HEY! How did you get so tall?"
"Well there's Chris down here and..."
"Rk! Hurry up this guy stinks!"
"Jack?!"
"Yea, Jack's on Chris' shoulders and I'm on Jack's head!"
"And how is that suppose to help us get out?"
"Well! I'll climb in open your cells and we'll climb back out... easy!"
"Yea, u huh, only one problem Rk... OUR CELLS ARE LOCKED!!!"
Jess shook the bars just to help prove it.
"A ha! Well you see I'm not as stupid as I look! On the way out I stole the police dogs bone!"
"And...?"
"And? WHAT YOU MEAN AND?! That's it! I'll break the dogs bone and pick the locks!"
"But that didn't even work in the movie!!"
"Well I'm much cleverer!"
"O mi god! I'm going to be in here for ever!" I sat on Will's lap (A:N: Wish you were me ladies?) and put my head in my hands
"Thank me later!... ok... let me just put my foot...There... and Then I can sit... OUCH! Owie! JACK!!"
"Wa?!"
"Keep your beads from under my bum!!"
"Don't sit on em then!"
"Hurry up Rk! My arms and back are hurting!"
"Shush Chris!!! Ok... Now... I'll put my leg up here... now... Why am I going down?"
"MY LEGS ARE GIVING IN RK!!!!"
"CHRIS NO!!!! HOLD ON!!! WAAAAAAAAAAAAIT!!!"
Rk disappeared from the window and I could hear cursing.
I flopped down on the bed, I'm going to die in this cell!
"Rk just go to my house and get the money...Please!"
"NEVER! MUWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!"
Rk's head popped back up
"Ok, Chris on the count of 3 throw me in...1............2.........2 and a bit... "
"WAIT!!"
"RK!"
"Hold on... when I'm being thrown in... where an I going to land?"
"Hopefully INSIDE!"
"Shut up"
"Ok ready Rk?"
"Yes Chris I am!... 1... 2... 2 and a little bit..."
"3!!!!"
Rk was launched into the air, flew through the tiny window and fell a good 6 feet ungracefully on her behind.
"OW! I... said when... I say... 3...CHRIS!!!"
Rk shakily got up and walked over mine and Will's cell past where Jess was stuck
"Alright Jess?"
"Yea!"
"Rk just get us out before the police come back in!!"
Rk fiddled with the lock and bone on my lock, I was sitting on the edge of the bed waiting to say ' I told you so' when I heard a click and the door opened.
"What the? That's impossible!!! That shouldn't have worked!!"
"Well it did... want me to show you again?"
She went to shut the cell door
"NOO!"
Will and I ran out
Rk did the same to Jess' cell and it opened
"But her heads still stuck"
"Ahh! I planned ahead!...Chris pass the tub!"
I saw a little yellow tub fly up hit the edge of the window and fall back out...
"You ain't a very good tosser ay ya mate?" Jack said to Chris
"Did you just call me a tosser?!"
"CHRIS! Just pass the stuff!"
"O soz Rk"
The tub flew back up, threw the window, Will ducked, Rk ran, and I hid leaving lucky Jess to get a tub off her head.
"Thanks Chris!!!"
"Your welcome!"
Rk picked up the tub and walked towards Jess
"Whats that Rk?"
"Vaseline"
"Oh... good...WHAT! NO PLEASE...MY HAIR!!!"
Jess tried to cover her hair with her hands but couldn't get her hands through the bars.
"Jess just keep still and this will be quick!... and hopefully quiet!"
"NO RK!! PLEASE!!!"
"Jess! Shush! The police will hear!"
"I don't care!!! Stop it! NO RK NO!!!!! MY HAIR!!!!!"
Jess gave a great tug and pulled her head from between the bars and ran out of the cell.
"Jess?...what?...oh my god this is not happening!"
"Mm...I guess these have bigger spaces"
"Jess! It's the same cell!!!!!"
"Well the Cell Fairies must like me!".x.Out Side.x."Jeeze, their taking ages..."
"Aye"
"You think they've managed to get Jess out yet?"
"Dunno lad"
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"
Jess came flying through the window..x.Back Inside.x."Ok Will give Rk a leg up"
"Er.. NO! I can get up myself!!"
Rk tried to jump for the window... but was about a foot too short...
So she tried again... and again...
"You know I think I will take that leg up..."
Will helped Rk up onto the window ledge
"Ok Chris...Well help me then!!!!...watch the hat man!!!... and the shoes!!!...Oh for gods sake man your useless!!!...WHAT?! AIN'T YOU NEVER SEEN A GIRL CLIMB OUTTA A PRISON WINDOW BEFORE?!"
The passer by quickened his pace
She finally got down and Will helped me up
"Ok Jack, help... ow!...that's my hand...OO! That's not for you to touch!"
"No ye rather have Will do it..."
I death glared him and he quickly helped me down
Will climbed up Rk and Chris went to help him. Rk put her hand on his chest
"Ok welp put ye foot...ooo...chest!"
I pulled her rather roughly away
"Well that was fun!!! So you guys want pizza?"
"Any other time Rach I would but...CHRIS SAID HE WOULD TAKE US TO DRAYTON MANOR THEME PARK!!!!"
Chris looked shocked
"I did?"
Rk elbowed him
"O yea I did"
"Everyone in the car!!! (A:N: Chris can drive) Ok Jack and Jess in the boot...Will squish in the back there mate!... and Rach on the bonnet...ok! Off we go!!!!"
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Ok! Done! Can't talk long! Going out and I'm already late!!! LolzREVIEW!!!!!!!!!