Howdy!!!! Ok I know the last chapter was rushed but I was meant to be going round my mates house and got carried away writing so I decided to upload it that night any way!

Spizzy the Happy and Extremely Hyper Spaz:--- Lolz! Lucky you! I went home from school, no one was in and I had no key... sat on the doorstep and it started to rain!! Lolz hope you stay hyper!!

Carn:--- .x.Gets my megaphone.x.... yes I carry one about with me... Put Will down and step away from my baby!! Lolz. I'm hyper!!! Even though I've just fallen out with my mate... it was her fault! So I'm not bothered!... that didn't sound nice did it?... Never mind!

Twilight-la-fea:--- Yes I have reposted it; It was taken off because of some 'unknown reason' ... a.k.a. some one complained about the content of the story. So I reposted and am trying to get it up as fast as possible for my wonderful reviewers who have read all this before. But I must leave time in between for others who have just started to read. But don't worry we will be back on track soon enough!

Zeldagr1436:--- A red little rust bucket that has a squeaky wheel and the windows don't wind down properly. Lolz. I'm just describing my friends 'new' car that he is smitten with... Well I suppose its better than walking... If you don't mind appearances!

Lady Cyann:--- Lolz thanks for all the reviews! Made me feel wanted! Thanks!

K. Sparrow:---...... I think someone has been at the sugar bags... anyway... HERES JACKS ......erm...Love? Lolz. It's not what it seems...

Nessa Inwe:--- Lolz thanks! Sure! I'll check it out for ya!! Lolz.

Lonaargh:--- Lolz yea little hasty but my friend was waiting but once I start writing I can't stop! Oh! COOKIE!! ......ahem... yea.

Disclaimer: I own Jess, Rk and Chris. And the loopy plot!!! The trap has been thrown out!!! It only caught Jess! I'm planning a new trap but until then I'll just have to keep spying on Orlando in his hot tub......What?

Car tantrums, RANDY GIRAFFE!!, RIGHT!!!!

"Rk, there's no way I can go down a motorway on a CAR BONNET!!"

"Well get on the roof then!!!"

"Why? There's room in the back seat!!"

"Yea...Yea your only after Will...I know your game missy!!"

I was sitting on the car bonnet with my back against the windscreen Chris was in the driving seat and Rk was now hanging out the passenger window.

"Look Rk, I can't see! Just let Rach get in the back with Will. All I can see is her Ass...ooo"

"O! CHRIS! RACH MOVE YA BUTT!!!"

Rk whacked Chris on his arm

"Perv!!"

"Sorry Rk, it's just you never show yours off your always wearing baggy jeans!"

"I'VE SEEN IT!!!" Jack shouted from the boot

"WHEN?!" Chris demanded getting a little smidge over protective...

"When we were at that room with all the weird tasting water in!"

"The swimming pool?"

"Yea! I pulled her out an 'er bottom thingy fell dow..."

"Shush Jack!"

Rk ran out of the car and thumped on the trunk lid

"Rk! My car!!!"

Chris ran out and Rk was now sitting on the trunk

"RK! MY CAR!!!!...GET OFF!!!"

Chris slid Rk off the boot on to the floor

"O! Chris you pushed me! The car is a mess any way!"

Chris looked shocked

"Oh! This is my first car! It's my...Baby!"

"Ew"

"Plus, you were denting it!"

"Can we get out yet?!"

Jack and Jess yelled

"NO!"

.x.40 Minutes later.x.

"OH! SAFARI PARK!!!!!"

"But we're going to Drayton Man..."

"LEFT!!!! LEEEEEEEFT!!!"

Chris swerved left

"AHHHHHHHH!"

"WHOA!"

"WEEEEEEEEE!"

"BLOODY 'ELL!"

Everyone in the car flew to the left

"WHOA! AGAIN!!!" Jess yelled

"Er... Will...get off!"

"Oh! Sorry Rach..."

He moved to the other side and looked out of the window.

"CAN WE GET OUT YET?! JACKS FEET ARE SMELLY!!!"

"EY!"

"HE SMELLS!!"

"YA DON'T SMELL TOO PRETTY YA SELF LUV!!"

"IT'S THE VASELINE!!!"

"YEA..."

"IT IS!!!"

"SHUT UP!!" We all yelled

.x.In The Safari Park.x.

"Whoa! Look at that!...What is it?"

"A CAMMEL!!!" (A:N: Is that how you spell it?)

We'd been driving around the safari park and Jack had wanted to know what every single animal was that we passed.

We headed to the giraffes

"WA HEY!"

Jack (Now out of the trunk as he and Jess started slapping each other) climbed out of the sunroof and sat on the roof, trying to touch the giraffe

"I think e likes meh!" The giraffe now had most of Jacks hair and bandana in its mouth

Rk scrunched her face

"That can't be healthy for the giraffe"

Jack was now stroking the giraffe and laughing at it

"HHHMMMMMMPPPPPP!"

"'Ello lassy!"

"I don't think that's a lassy"

Jack looked at Rk

"How can ye tell?"

"Er... I...Look down there!"

Jack looked where Rk was pointing to

"Oh! Well... 'Ello big fella!"

He stroked it again and it started to lick his face

"See! E likes meh!"

I looked out the sunroof up at Jack

"Can we go and see the other animals now?"

"Ye lass... Hold on... can't leave me new mate can I!"

I looked out the back window and saw the giraffe starting to climb onto the back of the car.

"HMMMMMM!!!"

"That's a weird noise for a giraffe"

"I know... maybe it's the mating call..."

"O kewl...wait...JACK!!!! GET BACK IN!!!"

"Huh?"

The giraffe started to lean onto Jack.

"CHRIS MOVE!!!"

He started to drive, but the giraffe ran after us... still with Jack on the roof.

"FASTER CHRIS!!"

Rk got on the roof with Jack and did a doctor evil hand thing

"Mini me stop humping the laser!"

"Rk! That's not helping!"

Chris sped up and we drove through a gate in to the ...... monkey den!

"Jack! Will you get in!!...JACK?!"

"Their ok! Look their lickin me hand!..."

The monkeys were all over Jack pulling his bandana and clothes

"...see...OUCH!! YA BLOODY THING...IT BIT ME!!!"

Jack jumped in the car

"It's ok their just...CHASING THE CAR!!!! GO CHRIS!!"

"I AM!!...Oh my poor car!!!"

Rk leaned over

"Forget the car!! What about Jacks hand!!"

We went through some more big gates...

"Phew!... O mi god! That was scary... Where are we?"

Rk climbed out of the sunroof onto the roof.

"Nice k..kitty...Big...k-kitty..."

"Please say we're not in the..."

"LIONS!!!!!"

Rk jumped back in and tried to shut the sunroof... but it wouldn't close...

.x.Out The Safari Park.x.

"Can...we...PLEASE...just go...home?!"

We had managed to get the lions off the car by using Rk's laptop, and then sped down the road almost hitting an ostrich and we were now going back down the motorway.

"Yea sure" Chris said

Rk leaned up the window

"DRAYTON MANOR!! RIGHT!!!!......RIIIIIIIIIIGHT!!!!!!"

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Hi!!!!!!!! Ok not sure how to spell animal's names but I tried!!! Lolz I'm addicted to reviews!!! I neeeeeed more!!!!!

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