Hello! I'm bored so I decided to upload another chapter!!!!

WARNING!: More kinds rude songs... there not as offensive as last time... I think.

Nessa Inwe:---- Hm... I'm not THAT addicted... I hope!

Carn:--- YAY! WILL!!! .x.Hugglez.x. ...Begging isn't so bad... well... better than blackmail!!

Spizzy the Headless Spaz:--- Lolz blank moment! Well I'm updating for you!!

KateSparrow:--- Lolz yea... I didn't really know how to start the story off... but that's quite good for me!! YAY FOR MY RANDOMNESS!!!

Goth Princess:--- Lolz I'm glad you liked it! I've been writing this story in most of my lessons in school (naturally) and me and my friend are laughing at the weird things I want to add in this story. My science teacher thinks I've gone mad... He thinks I'm laughing about physics...

Carrianne:---- Lolz I'll be sure to make triple copies of them and sell them for ridiculously high prices at school!

Jack Sparrow Fanatic:--- Not on that chapter but I have now!

x.PiRaTe.LuVa.x:--- :O What does this look like a billboard add?! Keep it off here missy!....x.Shakes Fist.x.... Erm... can I copy your English coursework?... If you let me I'll let you do your advertising thingy... AND I'll read your story!...maybe. Lolz. See you at school!

Disclaimer: I OWN EVERYTHING!!!!!! MUWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! .x.Wakes Up.x. AWW MAN! A HA! I do own my characters AND the plot... Even though I've lost mine...

Whips, Gigolo Will!, PIRATES ADVENTURE!!!!

"Suzy's in to Whips and chains" Jess sang

"KINKY! KINKY!" Rk, Chris and I sang

"Suzy's into whips and chains she's a kinky bear!!!"

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"Suzy shaves her pu..."

"Jess!!!"

"...Hair! Grizzly! Grizzly!!"

"Suzy shaves her pu..."

"WE'RE HERE!!!" Rk yelled and hung out the window

"Ok Chris...pay!"

"What?!" Chris almost choked

"Pay! Get the money ready!"

"Hey! Why should I pay?!"

"I've got money..."

"Shush Will! Chris!!!"

Rk held her fist up to Chris

"...If you don't pay then I'll...Hey! Will you've got money?!"

"Yes"

I looked at Will

"Will...but...how?"

"Well when we were waiting for Chris to get the car after we got out of jail a woman came up to me and told me if I fancied doing 'business' with her"

Rk laughed

"...Carry on Will" I death glared Rk

"Well I thought she wanted me to make her a sword...you know as I'm a blacksmith"

Rk snorted

"Typical bloke!"

"RK!...U huh Will..."

Rk looked impatient

"HURRY UP! WE GOTTA PAY!"

I tuned to Chris

"Just pull over a sec Chris...Carry on Will"

"So I said yes, then she shoved this money in my hand and told me to meet her at her hotel room... then she told me where to go...then she said 'I'll give you the rest if I'm happy...which I should be' then she left"

Rk, Chris and I burst out laughing

"So how much she give you?"

He reached in his pocket and pulled out a handful of notes

"WHOA! Why she give ye that lad?"

"LOL! Jack! She thought Will was a...well...lets just sat she thought he was from Tortuga!"

"WHAT?!" Will turned a deep shade of red

Rk and Jack just laughed harder

Jess looked confused...

"What? I don't get it!"

"Never mind Jess... So looks like Will's paying!"

"Whoa! Hold on! I just got a better idea!"

"Rk?...O no! Not that grin...What Rk?...RK!!!"

.x.Paying Desk.x.



"Welcome to Drayton Manor Theme Park! How may I help you?"

The woman gave a sickly smile

"Um...Yea hi...Erm...3 adults and 1 child please"

"Ok...There you go...That will be £95 please...Thank you!...Have a nice day!!!"

Rk leaned out the window

"YEA! YA RIP OFF!!!!"

"Shush!"

"What Chris? Me?! A child pass?! That's for under 16's!!!!" (A:N: We're all 18 or 17 in this...Except for Jack of course!)

He just laughed

We parked up and made sure no one was looking and opened the boot

"Jack, Jess... quick out!...Quick woman!!!"

They scrambled out

"So what ride first?"

Jess and Rk looked at each other and grinned

"PIRATES ADVENTURE!!!!!"

.x.10 Minutes later.x.

"O my god! This queue is too long!!!"

Rk started jumping to see where the queue ended

"Patience is a virtue Rk"

"Not when I waiting it's not!"

I looked at Rk and grinned

"Rk, you thinking what I'm thinking?"

She grinned back

"...Throw a sicky?"

"Oooo yea!"

Rk turned to Jack

"Jack fall on the floor and act sick!"

He just looked at her

"Huh?"

"Act sick!"

"Nah ta luv! I feel fine!"

Rk elbowed him in the gut

"ARRRUUUHHHHH!!!!!"

"O MI GOD! HE'S GONNA HURL!!! QUICK LET US THROUGH!!!"

People made a gap to let us through while Will and Chris helped...well...dragged Jack.

"I think I'm ok now...AAARRRRUUUHHH!!! RK!!!!"

We got to the front of the queue by the exit and stopped

"HA HA! SUCKERS!!!"

.x.On The Ride.x.

We were on the pirate boat, Rk, Jack and Chris on the first row, Jess on the next one on her own (The Vaseline smells) and Will and Me on the one behind her.

"JACK! You're going to fall overboard!!"

"I'm alright luv!"

Jack was standing on the front of the boat, and we were slowly coming to the drop

"Jack! We're going down a drop get in!!"

"I'm fine! I'm captain Jack SparroOOOOOOOOWWWW!!!!"

"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!"

"WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!"

The ride stopped, Rk was now clinging to Chris and Jack had flown on to Jess' lap.

Rk, Jess and Jack looked at each other

"AGAIN!!!!!!"

"WOOO YEA!!"

"YO HO ME HEARTIES!!!!"

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Well! Done again... I feel sorry for Will... poor thing got mistaken for a gigolo! Awwww......but then again... would you mind if he was one? Lolz.

Ok... This is a very proud day... 9 months I've been writing the 'Ermmm... Savvy?' Series!!!... I must be mad!

Ok need advice... I'm writing a sequel to this story. Do you guys reckon I should put it up after this story is complete or just leave it as a one off?... By the way... me and my friends have already planned a 3rd instalment if we do carry on!

Tell me what you think!

Buh Bi!!!!!