Disclaimer: the only thing I own that is vaguely related to Guilty Gear and
Shaman King is my Zappa wallpaper for the computer and the plot. It's
really nice with one of S-ko's hands gripping Zappa's crotch and the other
one running through his hair while she appears to be whispering in his ear.
The wallpaper not the plot, so get your minds out of the gutter.
Chapter One: Through the Worm Hole By: IODAC
Zappa was bored. It was a good thing especially after that whole fiasco in jail after being arrested by Ky Kiske. And especially after the whole fiasco that happened before that, which included but not limited to, fights, complicated compound fractures, fruitlessly searching for Faust to cure him of his 'affliction' and waking up to a dead body next to him. The only downside to the whole goodness of the whole situation was that S-ko and Raoh were bored out of their skulls, which they obviously did not have as they were ghosts. So to get rid of said ennui, S-ko was using the three to annoy the living (and unloving) crap out of Zappa, and Raoh was treating the whole thing like he was watching The Office. (Incidentally, The Office was extremely popular in the future as a classic comedy. Plus, Zappa and Raoh knew the lyrics of the ending song by heart.)
In another place, quite close and getting closer to where Zappa was, we see another bored soul. The most unlikely person to get bored, you might think. A person wearing a Union Jack shirt and torn at the knees jeans. So let's have a big round of applause for the British traveler, Axl Low. Well, to him, boredom was a bad thing as it meant that there were no time warps; meaning there was a 0.0000000000 percent chance of getting back to his own time and that meant not getting lucky and hooking up with his girlfriend, Megumi, in his own time. Well, life sucked in a dreadful manner for our two Average Joes with not so average powers.
So, let's make it worse, shall we. (A/N : evil grin)
Then, using my author ability of implausible coincidences, they met.
"Hey, Zappa. How's life been treating you and the little lady?" Axl asked, initiating the conversation.
"Hi, mate. And stop calling S-ko that. You know she hates being called that."
"So how you doing, Zappa?"
"Well, thank you. Now, that I've made a deal with S-ko and Raoh, life been OK. I haven't been in any scrapes or fights recently. However lately, S-ko and Raoh seem pretty restless."
"I think I know what the problem is. So, you up for a challenge, Zappa."
"I really don't like to fight so I'LL MAKE YOUR NECK SMILE!!!!" Zappa screeched in a different voice, very unlike his normal gentle and gracious voice. This voice was the voice of the vengeful ghost, S-ko.
"And hello to you too S-ko. Let's go!!"
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"S-ko, what are you doing? Raoh, please stop her. She gonna hurt Axl!!" pleaded Zappa.
"Do not worry. I allowed her to fight. She won't hurt him... too much. "said Raoh, the electric, undead samurai ghost.
"What!! You let her possess me, again!! Come on, Raoh. We had an agreement."
"... Erm. Well, we were kind of bored and fighting Axl would be the answer to our problem. We even had a vote. Two votes to ... none." explained Raoh, kind of sheepishly at the end.
"Great. I'm a minority in my own body. Just perfect. "moaned Zappa.
"Chill, I made S-ko promise not to use our Overdrive and Instant Kill Attacks."
"Well, I guess that's alright then. Wait a minute, when did you learn how to use 'chill' anyway. "
Raoh didn't answer. He just gave an enigmatic smile.
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Axl took out his chained sickles and got into his fighting stance. Zappa... well the most accurate word here, would be convulsed into his battle position, with his back arched and his face facing his opponent.
HEAVEN OR HELL! LET'S ROCK!!!!
SONG START: ROCKAFELLER SKANK by FATBOY SLIM
Zappa, intending to get within melee range before Axl realized it, charged him early. Axl, a veteran in facing quick rushes, countered with a boot to the chest. He continued the attack with a crouching kick to the shins and threw one of the sickles, cleanly catching Zappa on the back of the head with the handle, and launching him into the air until gravity happened to pass by, causing Zappa to land in an undignified heap on the ground.
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"Come on, S-ko! You could see that coming a mile away. He practically telegraphed that move. "shouted Raoh.
"RAOH! STOP BACKSEAT FIGHTING, CURSE YOU! DAMN IT! YOU GO PLAY WITH YOUR DAMN SWORD!" responded S-ko, clearly busy with the fight and not noticing the unfortunate innuendo in her words.
"Hur hur, sword" went the first mukade.
"He he he," went the second mukade.
"HEEEHAHAHAHAHA AHAHAHAHAAHAHA HA AHA HA. Ha. ha. Oh sorry. "laughed the third one hysterically until S-ko directed the full force of her gruesome glare at him.
Zappa sighed. There really wasn't much he could do in this situation. He would just have to wait for the fight to end before regaining control of his body. Sensing Zappa's helplessness, the ghost dog crawled into Zappa's arms, trying to give what comfort it could to its master. "I hope this is over soon because I have a bad feeling about this." he thought.
Zappa got up. Axl threw a single sickle low, hoping to hit Zappa's shins but missed as Zappa leaped into the air and air dashed to behind Axl. Zappa became a windmill of limbs nailing Axl one... two... three... four... five times in the chin, chest and stomach, finishing the combo by grabbing hold of Axl's Union Jack shirt with his teeth and throwing him some distance away with a snap of his neck. "Damn, I can't let Zappa close to me. I don't want to sew up my shirt again." thought Axl. Zappa summoned the broken sword engulfing him in a sphere of dark energy, trying to press the advantage. He shouted "Looks painful... and is" as he charged Axl with the bloody blade. Axl managed to block the first two attacks and sidestep the follow-up sword slash. Immediately, Zappa went into an uppercut pose on one foot and screeched, "Fall down, go boom." The sword complied and slashed upwards in a forward uppercut slashes which Axl blocked with a resounding clang as chain metal and ectoplasmic metal met. Zappa lost his balance and fell on his face as the move ended and the sword floated back to his side. "I gotta pull out something good now. I can't handle his quick, unpredictable attacks." thought Axl.
"How about something special." Axl shot out a blue ball of temporal energy, hitting Zappa's knees, immobilizing him as well as dispelling the floating sword helping Zappa. Axl dashed forward, hooked a sickle in Zappa's pants, threw the other sickle in the air onto an invisible pulley and hung Zappa in the air like a piñata. Axl then stood a distance away and sent some of his fire magic through the chain and the sickle in Zappa's pants exploded causing serious damage to Zappa's urm... upper thigh.
"Hah. Got you there with my Rasho Zen, now here's a taste of my Raiei Sageki." gloated Axl. He threw a sickle into the air, pulling himself up with it like the upswing of a yo-yo. Zappa recovered and saw that Axl was gone. Axl was in fact above him, ready to use the force of gravity on Zappa in a splash with all of his body weight on him. A few metres above Zappa, Axl saw the beginning of a wormhole getting ready to take him right below Zappa. "Oh" Axl said as he slammed onto Zappa sending them both plummeting into the wormhole.
"SSSSSSSHHHHHHHHHHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITTTTTTTTTTTITTTTTTT!!!!!!!!"
SONG END...
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Unknown time
The forest was peaceful. It would stop being so in five seconds. The wormhole deposited Axl and Zappa in the forest and winked into nothingness.
"Owie. Hey Zappa, you okay." Axl said. "Lucky for me, I landed on something not too hard."
There was no response until Axl's brain caught up with his mouth. "Oh." Axl said.
Axl got off the now very unconscious Zappa and saw blood dripping from the rock where Zappa's head lay.
Axl's mind went blood plus head plus rock equals head injury. And head injury plus Zappa (filed under brain folder: friend, even if gets possessed sometimes) equals.... Oh, bugger. It was like a lightning bolt struck Axl's brain and wired it to only one station. There was only one thought in his mind: I gotta get help, NOW.
Axl ran through the underbrush, hacking off the branches that were in the way until he got onto a road. A few hundred metres to the left, there was a quaint little Japanese inn. He ran there. He hoped there were people there. The battered sign above the door said "Funbari Onsen Inn".
AIN: Dun dun dun dun. What will happen next to our favourite possessed Aussie and the time jumping Brit, especially now when their in the Shaman King timeline. Also, what will happen to the Shaman King Krew? You'll know in the next chapter and the chapters after that, (duh). On a more serious note, if any readers can find a mistake or any thing vaguely not right, please inform me through a review, because it would be nice and I really like to have some feedback.
Chapter One: Through the Worm Hole By: IODAC
Zappa was bored. It was a good thing especially after that whole fiasco in jail after being arrested by Ky Kiske. And especially after the whole fiasco that happened before that, which included but not limited to, fights, complicated compound fractures, fruitlessly searching for Faust to cure him of his 'affliction' and waking up to a dead body next to him. The only downside to the whole goodness of the whole situation was that S-ko and Raoh were bored out of their skulls, which they obviously did not have as they were ghosts. So to get rid of said ennui, S-ko was using the three to annoy the living (and unloving) crap out of Zappa, and Raoh was treating the whole thing like he was watching The Office. (Incidentally, The Office was extremely popular in the future as a classic comedy. Plus, Zappa and Raoh knew the lyrics of the ending song by heart.)
In another place, quite close and getting closer to where Zappa was, we see another bored soul. The most unlikely person to get bored, you might think. A person wearing a Union Jack shirt and torn at the knees jeans. So let's have a big round of applause for the British traveler, Axl Low. Well, to him, boredom was a bad thing as it meant that there were no time warps; meaning there was a 0.0000000000 percent chance of getting back to his own time and that meant not getting lucky and hooking up with his girlfriend, Megumi, in his own time. Well, life sucked in a dreadful manner for our two Average Joes with not so average powers.
So, let's make it worse, shall we. (A/N : evil grin)
Then, using my author ability of implausible coincidences, they met.
"Hey, Zappa. How's life been treating you and the little lady?" Axl asked, initiating the conversation.
"Hi, mate. And stop calling S-ko that. You know she hates being called that."
"So how you doing, Zappa?"
"Well, thank you. Now, that I've made a deal with S-ko and Raoh, life been OK. I haven't been in any scrapes or fights recently. However lately, S-ko and Raoh seem pretty restless."
"I think I know what the problem is. So, you up for a challenge, Zappa."
"I really don't like to fight so I'LL MAKE YOUR NECK SMILE!!!!" Zappa screeched in a different voice, very unlike his normal gentle and gracious voice. This voice was the voice of the vengeful ghost, S-ko.
"And hello to you too S-ko. Let's go!!"
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Within Zappa's spirit AREA
"S-ko, what are you doing? Raoh, please stop her. She gonna hurt Axl!!" pleaded Zappa.
"Do not worry. I allowed her to fight. She won't hurt him... too much. "said Raoh, the electric, undead samurai ghost.
"What!! You let her possess me, again!! Come on, Raoh. We had an agreement."
"... Erm. Well, we were kind of bored and fighting Axl would be the answer to our problem. We even had a vote. Two votes to ... none." explained Raoh, kind of sheepishly at the end.
"Great. I'm a minority in my own body. Just perfect. "moaned Zappa.
"Chill, I made S-ko promise not to use our Overdrive and Instant Kill Attacks."
"Well, I guess that's alright then. Wait a minute, when did you learn how to use 'chill' anyway. "
Raoh didn't answer. He just gave an enigmatic smile.
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Axl took out his chained sickles and got into his fighting stance. Zappa... well the most accurate word here, would be convulsed into his battle position, with his back arched and his face facing his opponent.
HEAVEN OR HELL! LET'S ROCK!!!!
SONG START: ROCKAFELLER SKANK by FATBOY SLIM
Zappa, intending to get within melee range before Axl realized it, charged him early. Axl, a veteran in facing quick rushes, countered with a boot to the chest. He continued the attack with a crouching kick to the shins and threw one of the sickles, cleanly catching Zappa on the back of the head with the handle, and launching him into the air until gravity happened to pass by, causing Zappa to land in an undignified heap on the ground.
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Within Zappa's spirit AREA
"Come on, S-ko! You could see that coming a mile away. He practically telegraphed that move. "shouted Raoh.
"RAOH! STOP BACKSEAT FIGHTING, CURSE YOU! DAMN IT! YOU GO PLAY WITH YOUR DAMN SWORD!" responded S-ko, clearly busy with the fight and not noticing the unfortunate innuendo in her words.
"Hur hur, sword" went the first mukade.
"He he he," went the second mukade.
"HEEEHAHAHAHAHA AHAHAHAHAAHAHA HA AHA HA. Ha. ha. Oh sorry. "laughed the third one hysterically until S-ko directed the full force of her gruesome glare at him.
Zappa sighed. There really wasn't much he could do in this situation. He would just have to wait for the fight to end before regaining control of his body. Sensing Zappa's helplessness, the ghost dog crawled into Zappa's arms, trying to give what comfort it could to its master. "I hope this is over soon because I have a bad feeling about this." he thought.
Zappa got up. Axl threw a single sickle low, hoping to hit Zappa's shins but missed as Zappa leaped into the air and air dashed to behind Axl. Zappa became a windmill of limbs nailing Axl one... two... three... four... five times in the chin, chest and stomach, finishing the combo by grabbing hold of Axl's Union Jack shirt with his teeth and throwing him some distance away with a snap of his neck. "Damn, I can't let Zappa close to me. I don't want to sew up my shirt again." thought Axl. Zappa summoned the broken sword engulfing him in a sphere of dark energy, trying to press the advantage. He shouted "Looks painful... and is" as he charged Axl with the bloody blade. Axl managed to block the first two attacks and sidestep the follow-up sword slash. Immediately, Zappa went into an uppercut pose on one foot and screeched, "Fall down, go boom." The sword complied and slashed upwards in a forward uppercut slashes which Axl blocked with a resounding clang as chain metal and ectoplasmic metal met. Zappa lost his balance and fell on his face as the move ended and the sword floated back to his side. "I gotta pull out something good now. I can't handle his quick, unpredictable attacks." thought Axl.
"How about something special." Axl shot out a blue ball of temporal energy, hitting Zappa's knees, immobilizing him as well as dispelling the floating sword helping Zappa. Axl dashed forward, hooked a sickle in Zappa's pants, threw the other sickle in the air onto an invisible pulley and hung Zappa in the air like a piñata. Axl then stood a distance away and sent some of his fire magic through the chain and the sickle in Zappa's pants exploded causing serious damage to Zappa's urm... upper thigh.
"Hah. Got you there with my Rasho Zen, now here's a taste of my Raiei Sageki." gloated Axl. He threw a sickle into the air, pulling himself up with it like the upswing of a yo-yo. Zappa recovered and saw that Axl was gone. Axl was in fact above him, ready to use the force of gravity on Zappa in a splash with all of his body weight on him. A few metres above Zappa, Axl saw the beginning of a wormhole getting ready to take him right below Zappa. "Oh" Axl said as he slammed onto Zappa sending them both plummeting into the wormhole.
"SSSSSSSHHHHHHHHHHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITTTTTTTTTTTITTTTTTT!!!!!!!!"
SONG END...
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Unknown time
The forest was peaceful. It would stop being so in five seconds. The wormhole deposited Axl and Zappa in the forest and winked into nothingness.
"Owie. Hey Zappa, you okay." Axl said. "Lucky for me, I landed on something not too hard."
There was no response until Axl's brain caught up with his mouth. "Oh." Axl said.
Axl got off the now very unconscious Zappa and saw blood dripping from the rock where Zappa's head lay.
Axl's mind went blood plus head plus rock equals head injury. And head injury plus Zappa (filed under brain folder: friend, even if gets possessed sometimes) equals.... Oh, bugger. It was like a lightning bolt struck Axl's brain and wired it to only one station. There was only one thought in his mind: I gotta get help, NOW.
Axl ran through the underbrush, hacking off the branches that were in the way until he got onto a road. A few hundred metres to the left, there was a quaint little Japanese inn. He ran there. He hoped there were people there. The battered sign above the door said "Funbari Onsen Inn".
AIN: Dun dun dun dun. What will happen next to our favourite possessed Aussie and the time jumping Brit, especially now when their in the Shaman King timeline. Also, what will happen to the Shaman King Krew? You'll know in the next chapter and the chapters after that, (duh). On a more serious note, if any readers can find a mistake or any thing vaguely not right, please inform me through a review, because it would be nice and I really like to have some feedback.