Wooo! Hello my wonderful readers!!!!!
I'm so sick of my school!! Not only do they serve us pizza that tastes (and looks) like cardboard but they charge 80p for it!! (that's a slice) AND we have two halls for eating and they try 2 cram 2 thousand kids in one!! Their mad!... Ok... Moan time over!
Carn:--- Thank you... I'll put it up! Can't take no more blackmail!!
Spizzy the Headless Spaz:--- Lolz I understood everything... until the evil chair moment. But I'm sure you have reason to!... My chair's nice... and soft!
Nessa Inwe:--- Lolz ok. I think your trying to hint something there... not quite sure what... .x.Thinks.x. ... oh... yea sure!!
Sara Lee Marrowder:--- Lolz I know your trying to help. My computer spell checker seems to have a grudge on me so it keeps putting red lines everywhere so now I just agree with it and change it!
Carrianne:--- Lolz! Ok... .x.Gets out from pocket in 'mysterious' way.x. Theres the photos you wanted .x.Wink Wink.x.
Goth Princess:--- Lolz I love your humour! I thought about Rk and Jack on the tunnel of love but I had a better idea (well in my mind anyway) but I think I should have put that!
CaptainJack:--- Lolz don't worry! If I do decide to put another one up I'll be sure to tell all you lot what its called!!
Katesparrow:--- Lolz once I start a story I can't stop until its out of my head... and that doesn't happen until I've written it and squeezed everything out of it!
Sunny Joe Bob:--- Lolz I'm glad your not like this Jess it would be scary having two of them!!
Disclaimer: I own all the freaky characters and the even freakier plot!!! I HAVE WILL TIED TO MY WALL WITH PIGGY TAILS!!!...I got bored so I played with his hair!!!...OK SO MAYBE I DON'T!!!!...But I CAN own my dreams!!
We finally managed to pry Rk, Jess and Jack off the pirate ride after going round it an astonishing 14 times!!!! And went to get some food and the...Yea you guessed it...Pirate café!!!
"Ok so what ride next?" Chris said finishing his 3rd burger.
"PIRATES ADVE..."
"WAIT! You guys have picked the last 15 times! Let me pick this one!!"
Rk shrugged
"Fine, but all your rides are boring!"
"Ok, I pick...SHOCKWAVE!!!"
Rk, Jess, Chris and Jack gasped
"Jack! You don't even know what it is why you gasping?!"
"Aye! But it sounds scary!!"
Shockwave is the biggest ride in the theme park and I knew Rk would never get on it
"O...You sure Rach...I mean we just ate and Jack had 6 burgers!!"
"Whats up Rk? Chicken?"
I started making clucking noises and naturally Jess joined in
"NO! Come on then!!! Lets go!!"
We walked to the humongous ride and Rk started shaking
"Chicken!"
"I'M COLD!"
We got on the ride.
Me, Will and Chris on the front row with Rk, Jess and Jack on the one behind us.
We were the only one's on as it had started to rain heavily
"No going back Rk!!!"
The ride started to move and headed up the ramp to the first and biggest drop, we got to the top...
"Ouch lass! Let go!!"
"s..s..sorry" Rk loosened her grip
"Shouldn't we have dropped by now?"
I looked round...
"Why haven't we gone?!"
"I'm sure we'll go...any minute now...".x.10 Minutes later.x.
"Any minute now..."
"Jess! That is getting really annoying!!"
"PEOPLE STUCK UP THERE!!!!"
We looked down to see a spotty guy holding a megaphone... with a crowd starting to gather...
"WE WILL FIX THE TECHNICAL PROBLEM SHORTLY DO NOT PANIC!!!"
"Oh! That's easy for you to say!!!" Rk yelled
"WE WOULD OPEN THE BARS TO FIND A SAFE WAY TO CLIMB DOWN BUT AT THE POSITION YOU ARE IN YOU WOULD PLUMET 500 FEET TO YOUR DEATHS! DO NOT PANIC!!!!!"
"OH! I FEEL SOOO MUCH BETTER!!...NOT!!!!"
He walked away
"I'm hungry"
"You just ate!!!"
"I need a bucket!!!" Jack yelled
"Why you gonna hurl?!"
"No, I drank too much luv"
"EWWWWWWWW!!!"
"O KEWL! JACK, AIM AT THAT GUY WITH THE MEGAPHONE!!"
"RK!!!...NO JACK!! STOP!!!".x.Some Time During The Night!.x.
.x.Grumble Growl Grumble.x.
"I'm hungry!"
"I noticed Jess"
It was now almost midnight and there were just a few lights allowing us to look around. The park was now empty and there were only the mechanics and the guy with the megaphone still there.
"PEOPLE STUCK!!!"
We looked down to the spotty guy
"I AM AFRAID WE CANNOT DO ANYTHING IN THIS LIGHT! WE MUST WAIT UNTILL MORNING!!!"
"WHAT?!!"
"NO WAY!!!"
"SWEET DREAMS PEOPLE!!!!"
Rk leaned down
"YOU...YOU...BUTTHOLE!!!!!"
"Smooth Rk".x.Even Later That Night.x.
I could hear Jess and Jack snoring, I looked to my left to see Chris dribbling... eww... I moved over... I turned to my right to see Will still awake.
"Why aren't you sleeping?"
"Well it's a bit difficult to get comfortable when you're dangling helplessly 500 feet up in the air" He laughed
"...Plus these seats aren't that comfortable!"
"I'm sure we'll be down soon"
"Raach?"
"Yea Rk?"
"When they do fix the ride...how will we get down?"
"Well...Urm...We'll have to finish the ride"
"O God"
Rk flopped back forcefully
.x.CREEEEEEEEEEEEEK!!!.x.
She jumped up
"What was that?!"
She looked round
.x.CREEEEEEEEEEEEK!!!!.x.
"Jess please say it's your stomach!"
"I...I dunnoooooooOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!"
The ride plummeted down the drop and round the loop-d-loop and round to the tunnel then stopped at the end.
"O...m...my...god!"
"That was scary!!!"
"What happened?!...O wow! We're down!!" Jess had only just managed to open her eyes
"Whoa!"
"Well...erm...ahem...I don't need that bucket any more lass!"xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
Done!!! Poor Jack!!! Lolz Bless 'im!Gotta go!!!!
Buh Bi!!!!xXxXxXxXxXx
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