MUWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! ... Ahem... waves Hi!!!!
Captainjack:--- Lolz thanks! It's not that hard to keep Jacks character going... just think of an adorable little child who can't talk right!
Carrianne:--- Lolz Yes those plans always work... strangely! But I suppose all the useless little steps that make it more fun!!
Carn:--- Lolz, my R.E teacher has broken her wrist so we've got a sub who is really cool... I just don't want my other one back now... I think ss AND Chris!!! I OWN THEM!!!!!...YAY I own something!... I am also working on a Will clone... Once I have my Will clone I will be UNSTOPABLE!!! ....MUWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!...ok... lets carry on shall we... Ahem.
"PULL OVER!!!!"
"MY BOOT!!!"
"SERVICE STATION!!! 14 MILES CARRY ON!!!!!"
"I need one closer!!!"
"Ok then shall I build one!!!"
We carried on driving when I heard a 'BUMP' then a few seconds later another 'BUMP'.
"What is that?"
"It's either Jess or Jack hitting me in the back!"
Will said rubbing his back
I looked at him and whenever there was a 'BUMP' Will's chair would jump forward.
"Jaaaaack? What are you d'BUMP' then a few seconds later another 'BUMP'.
"What is that?"
"It's either Jess or Jack hitting me in the back!"
Will said rubbing his back
I looked at him and whenever there was a 'BUMP' Will's chair would jump forward.
"Jaaaaack? What are you doing?" Jess asked
"I..."
.x.BUMP.x.
"...CAN'T..."
.x.BUMP.x.
"BREATH!!!!!"
There was a huge 'BUMP' Will's chair folded forward and Jack fell out squashing Will.
He was gasping for air and was very pale...
"Jack?...Jack?...SAY SOMETHING!!!"
"I've...smelled....x.pant.x.... some... nasty things....x.pant.x.... but that... VILE !!!"
Jess put her head around Will's seat; Will was still squashed.
"OMG! It's not THAT bad!!!"
I pulled Jess and a coughing Jack out of the boot and helped them into the back seat... then helped Will up.
"Chris...it really...REALLY smells back here!"
"Open a window we're almost at the service station"
"We already have opened them all and the sunroof!"
A vein appeared in the side of Chris' forehead...
"Well what you want me to do? Drive around with the boot open?!"
Rk turned round to look at me... we both did evil grins....x.5 Minutes Later.x.
"I'm eating my hair!"
"What?!"
"I'M...EATING...MY... HAIR!!!!"
"OH...WHAT?!"
"I THINK WE SHOULD CLOSE THE BOOT OR SLOW DOWN!!!"
"WHA... SPLUTTER COUGH.x.... I SWALLOWED A FLY!!!!!"
"WHO?"
"I'M PULLING IN HERE!!!!"
"...WHEN?!"
"WHAT?!!!!"
Chris pulled into the service station after having a screaming match as Jess thought she had been poisoned by a fly.
It was now early morning, and we were all very tired, but still Jess was still stubborn!
We parked up but Jess refused to get out of the car.
"Jess please get out, we're going to get you some new trousers!"
"But...I got a wet patch round my leg!!!"
"Here look..."
I took off my jumper and wrapped it around Jess' waist leaving me in a little crop top... thing.
Jack looked confused
"What the bloody 'ell is that thing?!"
He pointed to my belly piercing
"It's a belly bar"
"You got ya belly pierced?!"
"Yes Jack"
"With a needle?!"
"Yes! lots of people do now"
"EWWWWWWWWW"
Rk looked confused
"I didn't know you had that done!!!"
"You were there with me!!!...then you fainted and hit your head..."
"I what?!"
"Never mind"
We went into the service station while Chris and Will went to get the car boot washed. We headed towards a clothes shop to get Jess some new jeans... when Rk drifted off to a notice board...
"Rk come on!"
"LOOK! Alton Towers theme park are having a 2 for the price of 1 ticket sale!!!... We've got to go Rach!!!!"
"But what about Jess?"
"We'll get her stuff then go!"
"But... I don't know...where will we get the money?"
"Er Will has a pocket full of cash!"
"I... erm..."
She gave me the puppy eyes...
"Please..."
"Ok! Fine! Stop it with the eyes now!!"
"YAY!!! I'll go tell Chris!!!! Come on Jack!!!"
She ran off dragging Jack with her
"Ok Jess pick something and lets go..."
"But there's nothing here I like!!...It's all granny clothes!!!...Oh! I like those!!!".x.10 Minutes Later.x.
"RACH HURRY!!!...WILL MOVE YA BUTT!!!...JESS!!...WHOA!!!! ... KEWL SHORTS!!!"
"Thanks!!"
Jess had insisted on going into a second hand shop and buying a pair of blue and yellow polka dot cycling shorts for 20p...
"Ok...Chris off we go!!!"
We set off... I looked round...
"Wait... er... Rk? ... Where's Jack?!"
"Oh! He went to the toile... CHIRS GO BACK!!!!!!!"
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