Hola!!! I'm very hyper!!!! Soz this chapters late... I kinda lost the books with the fan fiction story in... buuuuuuuuut I found them!!!! So lets carry on shall we!!!
Spizzy the Headless Spaz:--- Its quite easy to forget someone... I 'accidentally' leave my little sister all over the place...
Katesparrow:--- Lolz amazingly they are going to another theme park.. Only something a few mates and me would try. Jess and her weird mind will never cease to amaze!
Lolz I've had some pretty nasty experiences with cars... some that I really don't want to experience again!
Carn:--- O god, History teachers are worse than R.E one's! They have lessons in boring people!
Disclaimer: I own the plot, Rk Jess AND Chris!!!! I HAVE MY WILL CLONE!!!!!!!!...Ok so it's not the real thing... and it has weird feet but it's still my Will!!!!
"How... Can... .x.pant.x.... You... leave Jack... .x.pant.x.... In a... .x.gasp.x.... LOO?!"
"It's... Not....x.Pant.x....MY RIDE OFF!!!!
"How... Can... .x.pant.x.... You... leave Jack... .x.pant.x.... In a... .x.gasp.x.... LOO?!"
"It's... Not....x.Pant.x....MY Fault...He's...x.choke.x....He's the...One...that couldn't....x.pant.x....WAIT!!"
Rk, Jess and I we're now running up escalators (A:N: Those things are EVIL!) trying to find the toilet that Rk thought Jack was in.
We reached it and Rk went to go in...
"Rk! That's a guys loo!!!"
"NAH!"
"You can't go in there!"
"How do you expect to find him then?!"
"Fine! But you can't go in alone they will think we're even more weird!"
Rk looked thoughtful...
"Well that's easy ON!!"
She grabbed my arm and started to pull me in the loo. I grabbed Jess with me.
"NO!! RK STOP!!!...MY INNOCENT EYES!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
I loosed Jess and covered my eyes.
I heard Rk walking around looking in the cubicles... I think...
"O KEWL!!! They've got seats!"
"Er... Those aren't seats Jess"
"RK just get Jack and lets go please!!!"
"I'm trying just open you're eyes and keep Jess away from the... er... wall things"
"But I don't want to open my eyes!"
"O come on Rach! It's only a guy's loo! It's not that bad!"
"Yea... Rk's been in them loads of times and it's had no effect on her and its getting normal for her..."
"What you saying Jess?!"
"Stop fighting!"
I opened my eyes and saw a normal room that was blue with 3 grey cubicles, 4 sinks and 5 urinal things...
"See! Not that bad!"
"No, but it stinks!"
"He's not in this one let's go"
We ran out to the next set of toilets
"Me and Jess will stay out here you can check on your own!"
"Oh now you want me to go in alone!"
She went in and Jess and I sat on a bench next to the door..x.10 Minutes Later.x.
"That toilet must be really big if Rk's still looking!"
Bless her innocent mind...
"I don't think she's looking Jess... come on"
We walked in to find Rk and Jack wetting tissue and throwing it on to the ceiling
"RK! How long have you known Jack was here?!"
She opened her mouth then did a fake shocked expression
"Jacks here?...Oh! Jack! There you are!!"
I rolled my eyes and headed towards the door when something wet fell on to my head
"EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW! WHAT IS IT?!!!!"
"It's one of Jacks water bombs"
"EEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!"
I pulled the soggy tissue off my head and flung it away.
"OH NO!!! MY HAIR!!!! THANKS RACH!!!"
It had landed in Jess' hair
"It won't come out!!!!! GET IT OUT!! GET IT OUT NOW!!!!"
Rk burst out laughing
"It's....x.laugh.x....Stuck to the....x.Laugh.x....VASALINE!!!!"
"EWWWWW!!! GET IT OUT!!!!!"
"Jess keep still! Just wash it out!"
I put my hand under the soap dispenser and formed a pile of pink soap in the bottom of a sink then turned on the tap to give us and sink full of pink soapy cold water.
Rk looked at the water weirdly
"Why have they got pink soap?!"
"I dunno...Oh Jessssssssssssss..."
"What?... You want me to put my head in that?!"
"Yes it will get it out!"
"No way!!!"
"It will get rid of the Vaseline as well!"
"Er......Still no!"
She slowly headed away
"right Jess, you leave me no choice... Rk, grab her!!!"
"NO!!...STOP...LET...GO...TRAITOR!!!!!!"
I dunked her head in to the sink
"MURMP! RUMP DE LUMPF!!!!"
"Shush! And hold your of Minutes Later.x.
"Keep your head still!"
"WHAT?!"
"Never mind!"
"...WHAT?!"
After we had sort of got most of the tissue and Vaseline out of her hair we were now making Jess sit under the hand dryer to dry her hair quicker.
"I think you're almost done!"
I pulled her out from underneath the dryer
"Awww! It was warm!"
"Come on let's get to the car"
Jack stopped and froze
"N-Not in the boot!... It smells like Gibbs's feet!"
"No not in the boot"
We walked off...Rk looked sick
"You've smelt Mr. Gibbs's feet?!".x.In the Car.x.
Chris and Will had dried the boot out but it still smelt a little so we all squeezed into the back...
Rk in the front with Chris, Jack by the left window, Jess next to him, Me next to Jess (who now smelt of strawberries) and Will by the right window, so not too squashed...Even if the car was tiny..x.20 Minutes Later.x.
"Jess you got my jumper I'm cold now"
"Uh oh"
"Oh Jess!"
"I left it in the charity shop when I got my shorts!"
"Great! My jumpers going to be sold for 50p!"
I lent back...
"Chris why aren't we there yet?!"
"It's not my fault!... We're in a traffic jam!"
I looked out the window to see four long lines of cars
"What...I didn't know we'd stopped"
"Yea, couple on minutes ago but you and Jess were to busy throwing tapes at each other!"
"Oh yea... sorry about your Tom Jones tape Chris..."
"Yea... We didn't realise the window was open..."
"It doesn't matter anyway I ran over it with the back wheel..."
Jess and I looked at each other and laughed
"What's so funny?!"
"Nothing... Just I wouldn't have put you down as a Tom Jones fan!"
Chris looked annoyed
"It wasn't MY tape!!!"
"Well, Who's was it? .""O! NO WAY!"
Jess, Chris and I burst out laughing
"It was my moms!!!"
"What's it doing in Chris' car then?!"
"It...was er...in my...pocket?"
"Yea right! Aw Chris you ran over your girlfriends Tom Jones tape... What she going to fall asleep to now?"
We all laughed again except Rk who lunged at Jess
"WAIT!!!...We're moving"
We moved all of 3 feet!
We finally got to Alton Towers 3 hours later
We headed to the pirate ship Jack taking his place at the front standing up... but when we started to move he clung to the fake mermaid at the front...
We got off and managed to pry Jack off the plastic mermaid...
"Come on Will lets go on that one!"
"Ok"
I pulled Will by the arm and started to walk when he suddenly stopped...
"What the... Jess! Let go of his arm!!!"
"No! He promised to go on that ride with me!"
"No he didn't!!!"
I tugged at his arm
"Yes he did!"
She tugged back
"NO!"
"YES!!"
"NO!!!!"
"YES!!!!"
Jess and I were having a tug of war match with Will's arms earning us weird looks from people passing by.
"LET GO JESSSSSSS!!!!"
"NO!!! YOU LET GO!!!!"
"FINE!!! There's only one way to decide!!!!"
We both glared at each other yelled...
"RIDE OFF!!!!"
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OH! That was the longest chapter I think... that or the first one... not sure...
Who will win the ride off?
Who will come off victorious and win dear Will?
And who will come off a loser with a sick covered T-Shirt?
Find out in the next chapter!!!!!!!!
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