MUWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! I'm back!!!! Did you miss meh?... .x.Waits for answers...gets none....x.... Fine!!!

LadyGlory:--- Lolz thank you!

Carn:--- It's not fair that a teacher can have that amount of shoes... I think they should be only allowed two pairs... three if we're feeling generous!

Captainjack:--- Lolz, I liked the idea of Jack clinging to a fake mermaid so I just had to have it in!

Spizzy the Headless Spaz:--- Don't worry you will find out what a ride off is! Don't think too long and too hard... it gives you brain freeze... quite painful!

Zeldagr1436:---- lolz don't be!!

Us:--- I'm glad you like it! Here's another chapter up for you!

Carrianne:--- Lolz I'm still loving the unnecessary step thing! :o My baby Will!... nah you can have him! I've got me a Will Clone!!

Pirate-Rose:--- I was wondering where you had got to!! Don't scare me like that either!! :O Updated Will clone!!! .x.Looks at old one... and snubs.x. YAY! Lolz bribe me all you want but I want that clone!! Lolz.

Disclaimer : ............ Oh! Erm... sorry doing my OLD Will clone's hair... I don't own PotC... .x.Tries to put Will's hair in a ridiculously high pony.x. ... Or any of the REAL characters... .x.Tries to find elastic....x. ... Only my Will clone with duck feet and HAIR THAT WON'T GO UP!!...And the plot!... .x.Elastic pings over other side of room....x. ... er yea... I just own the plot and Rk Jess and Chris!

Dumbass!, Will!, UH OH!

.x. Rk's PoV .x.

"Ok... I'm a little confused... Why are Rach and Jess still on that ride?!... They've gone round 17 times!!"

Erugh! Trust me to get stuck with the Eunic... I mean Will... While Rach and Jess have their ride off on Oblivion! NOT FAIR!! But there is still Chris and Jack to annoy... even though Jack keeps getting asked for directions to the pirate ship...

...I don't even know why Rach and Jess are fighting over Will anyway... I mean he's got no arse!!! (A:N: PFFT!!! I think you'll find he has a shexi rear end thank you very much!!)

"Look Will! It's a ride off!!! Rach and Jess ride non-stop until one of them gives up or barfs!! Oh mi god!!! Your such a dumbass!!!"

Will mumbled something and started to walk off in the other direction.

"Ouch Rk, that was harsh!"

I turned to see Chris giving me a weird look

"What?"

"You called him a dumbass! It's not his fault he doesn't know what a ride off is Rk!! Roller coasters weren't invented by pirates you know!!"

"Hmm...Oh! Look! Rach and Jess are coming!"

Chris just shook his head

"So...Who won?"

"ME!!"

Rach had a huge smile on her face

"Kl!...oh...sorry Jess"

She shook it off

"No biggie... besides I just saw a fit guy over there..."

She headed off. Rach looked around...

"Er... where's Will?"

I laughed

"Probably gone to cry!"

"What?...Rk! What did you do!!"

"She called him a dumbass and he walked off over there somewhere"

"Thanks Chris!!...Rach, I didn't mean to upset him honest!!!"

"Erugh!!! Rk you should think before you say things!!"

Rach ran off in the direction Chris had pointed out

I didn't mean to upset him!!!...Not my fault the whelps too soppy!!!!...man, I kind of feel bad...

.x. Rach's PoV .x.

"Will?... Will!!!!... God! Where is he... Oh! ... Will!!! My baby!!! Don't do that!"

I ran up to a guy and pulled on his shoulder... He turned...

.x.SHOCK SHOCK HORROR HORROR!!!.x.

... Only to be the wrong person... (A:N: That is the most embarrassing experience of anyone's life)

"Hey! I'm not Will!!...But I will be your baby!"

He gave me a cheeky smile...

"Er... Oh... Sorry!... Er... Bye!!"

.x. Rk's PoV .x.

"WILL YOU STOP DEAD EYEING ME!!!"

Chris and Jess turned away

"So I shouted at Will and made him walk off, which made Rach mad... so what?!"

"So what?...SO WHAT?!"

I turned to see Rach (who was very red; not a good sign) with her arm linked with Will (Who wouldn't look at me)

"Rk I found Will heading towards the exit! What if we had lost him altogether and couldn't send him and Jack back?!"

"What you mean send them back? We aren't sending them back!!!"

"We will have to soon Rk, their not dogs I can't keep them!! I don't think my mom and dad would let me keep two full grown men!!"

Again... NOT FAIR!!!

"And... You ARE going to apologise to Will for calling him a dumbass!"

"I am? Pfft doubt it!"

"Oh really?"

Rach did her arms folded do-not-mess-with-me pose... and walked towards me

UH OH!!!

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Done! Very short chappy I know but... you can't have everything! Lol.

So... what will I do to make Rk say sorry to poor ol' Will?

Find out in chappy 23!!!!

Buh bi!!!

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