I'm back!!!! Did you all miss me?!
Meaghan:--- Lolz, I'll give you Jack when I get bored of him... which might be very very soon... he's starting to smell... Can't wait till you manage to save the money for a flight to England!!!... Hurry up with the saving part!!! You got out of school 3 weeks ago!!!! .x.Sulks.x. Now that is just plain unfair!! Lolz, Jess might find someone... depends on if she doesn't keep annoying me when I go out. I got to chapter 26 before it was gone... Lol like the commercial voice!!!
Captainjack:--- Lolz heres another chapter for you!!
Goth Princess:--- Lolz I hate Elizabeth... anyway... I was thinking of doing a little 'Jessy Springer' show on the bottom of the last chapter but couldn't be bothered...
Lady Glory:--- Lolz I reckon Barbosa's hobby was interior designing... yea mail will be fine lolz... oh, .x.Passes Glass Of Milk.x.
Carrianne:--- Lolz it's cause he does the whole puppy eye thing! That makes you go 'AWWWWWW!!!!' until you need to take a breath. Lolz I wished I'd listened to my own advise mine is now clamped to the bed leg...
PinkRoseB:--- Lolz you can take him... that is if you can manage to pry him off the bed leg... because I lack the upper body strength to do anything physical...
Zeldagr1436:--- I hate liz so much... I only wish she was near me when I was having a bad day... don't think she could run away that easy... Thanks!
Disclaimer: ............I don't own PotC...
...Will clone?!...... .x.Hears scared whimper.x....Hmm...
.x.looks under the bed.x.... :o WILL!!! THERE YOU ARE!!!... .x.Will clone holds on to bed leg.x....
I don't own the very shexi characters in PotC.... .x.Pull's Will clone's leg.x. ...
... I just own the plot of this story... .x.Tugs.x. ... I WOULD own the Will clone... If he... would...LET GO!!!!! O n Rk Jess and Chris AND Meaghan!!!
Jess leaned forward
"I know what will cheer you two up!!!"
"What Jess?"
"SING ALONG!!!!"
"NO!!".x. Couple of Minutes Later .x.
Jess took a deep breath...
"OH! I WISH I COULD BE CHRISTMAS..."
Rk leaned forward...
"ON THE BLACK PEARL!!!!"
Jack leaned forward...
"Oh! I like this song!!!"
"Oh! I got one!!!... ahem... WHAT CAN YOU DO WITH A DRUNKEN SALIOR? WHAT CAN YOU DO WITH A DRUNKEN SALIOR? WHAT CAN YOU DO WITH A DRUNKEN SALIOUR?! EARLY IN THE MORNING?!"
Jess looked confused...
"That isn't a song!"
"Yes it is!... like Hitler's balls is a song!!!"
":O You leave Hitler's balls out of this!!".x. Up The Front Of The Car .x.
I turned to Will
"Well they seem to have calmed down"
"Yea... I don't know the songs though..."
"Their Christmas songs... Well one of them is"
"But isn't it a bit early for Christmas songs?"
Rk leaned in between the two front seats
"No! It's August! Any way... I've got a song I think Will is going to like!"
Will looked at Rk
"Let's hear it then"
"Ahem... WHAT CAN YOU DO WITH A EUNICH BLACKSMITH? WHAT CAN YOU DO WITH A EUNICH BLACKSMITH? WHAT CAN YOU DO WITH A EUNICH BLACKSMITH?!..."
Jack leaned by Rk and joined in
"...FIND 'IM A EUNICH BOYFRIEND!!"
Rk burst out laughing
"Wow Jack!... .x.laugh.x.... That was fast thinking!!!"
Will dead eyed them and they both sat back down
He turned to me
"So... you got any animals?"
"Yea I've got..."
Jack leaned forward...
"I've got a monkey!!!"
Rk leaned next to Jack
"That wasn't yours!! It was Barbosa's!!!"
"It had me name!!!"
"So! Still wasn't..."
"OH SHIT!!!"
":o RACHAEL!!! Language!!"
"I've forgot to feed my dogs!!!!... I got to go back!!!".x. Rk's PoV .x.
God... I'm stuck... Chris hates me, Will thinks I love Jack, I don't know whether I love Jack, Rach says we will have to send them back... but what if I do love Jack?... O god I feel sick...
I looked up and saw everyone staring at me
"WHAT?!"
They all jumped and Rach swerved the car.
Jess bumped in to me so I shoved her... then she went in to me again...
"What Jess?!"
"Rk, over here!"
I pushed Jess down and looked at Chris
"What?!"
He smiled and waved
"Oh... .x.Waves.x."
Hmmm... so maybe he doesn't hate me after all!.x. Rach's PoV .x.
"Mumpf de lem!"
"Rk let Jess get up!"
"Huh?"
"MUMPFT!!!!"
"Oh! Sorry!"
Rk moved her elbow off Jess' back and Jess got up
"My knee's taste funny"
"No, it's just those stupid shorts"
"They are NOT stupid!!!"
"We're here! Will you two shut up for once!!"
"Where?"
"My house you dolt"
I ran out the car and opened the door and ran inside
Will ran inside
"Will? I'm only feeding the dogs what are yo..."
"BATHROOM!!!!!!"
"O..."
He ran up the stairs
"Will there's a bathroom down here!"
"DOESN'T MATTER HALF WAY UP, I CAN'T WAIT!!!"
I laughed
When I had fed the dogs I went back outside, locked the door and headed for the car.
"Oh! Will's still in there!"
Rk leaned out the window
"Leave him!"
"Shut up"
I headed for the door and could hear Will inside
"Rach?...Rach?...RACH?!"
I opened the door
"Will! Chill!!"
I laughed at him
"Hey guy's I think we should stay in now it's getting late"
"Ok, Erm Rach?"
"Yea Rk you can stay"
".x.Whimper.x."
"Yes Jess you can stay"
"Um, Luv?"
"YES!! Just get in!!!"
They walked into the house...
"I meant in my house Jess..."
She came back from which ever direction she was headed
"I knew that...".x. Later That Night .x.
"I still don' get why their makin' ships out of... what's it called?"
"Metal"
We were all crowded around the T.V watching a movie.
"But why though?!"
I sighed and turned to Jack
"Because it's stronger than wood"
Jack looked at the screen and tilted his head to the side...
"Stronger?! But that ship's in 'alf!!"
Jess rolled over to face Jack
"Because it hit an iceberg!!!"
"Iceberg?... What the bloody 'ell's one o' them!"
"That big white thing!!!!"
Rk turned to Jess and Jack
"Shush! Trying to watch a movie!!"
"What?! Everyone knows that that fit guy Jack dies at the end..."
"AWWW JESS!!!"
"THANKS!!!"
"...well...I did"
"Nah! He can't 'ave died luv! Jack's never die!!!"
I shook my head at Jack
Rk stood up
"I'm getting more popcorn..."
"Get me some Rk"
"And me"
"How bout you get of your butts and get it yourself?"
"That's too hard though"
She walked out the room.x. Rk's PoV .x.
I went in to the kitchen and poured a bag of toffee popcorn into a big bowl, when I felt a hand on my shoulder... which then sent popcorn flying...
"Jesus Will!!!"
"Shush!"
"Huh?"
"We need to talk"
I knew where this was going...
"Oh no we don't!"
I went to go through the door when Will grabbed the bowl of popcorn from me and held it out of my reach
"But...Hey!...Will!!!"
"We NEED to talk"
I sighed
"Fine, We need to talk"
"When are you going to tell Chris about how you love Jack?"
"Erm... when I feel like it so probably... Never!"
I jumped for the popcorn, Will just raised it higher
"Will!!!!"
"Shush!"
"No I won't shush! If Rach does come in I'll just tell her the truth!"
"What that you love Jack?"
"No, that you're molesting me!"
Will mouth dropped
"I'm what?!... No I'm not!!!"
"Well I won't tell Rach that if you give me my popcorn!!!"
"Fine"
He passed me the bowl and I headed for the door but he blocked me
"Erugh!!!! Will!"
I put the popcorn down on the table
"Look what you will have to tell Chris that you love Jack sometime"
"Ahh! See that's where you're wrong! See if I just try to ignore the feelings, eventually Rach will have to send you and Jack back to the Caribbean! So that means no more getting confused about whom I love! And no more you around to steal popcorn!!"
Will tilted his head (A:N: Awww bless!)
"But what if Jack goes and you realise he is the one you love?!"
"Well then I'll deal with it when it happens! Which it never will!"
"But what if it does?!"
"It won't!!!"
"How can you be sure?"
"BECAUSE I KNOW!!!!"
"Wow... someone's ratty..."
Will and I turned to see Rach leaning up against the doorframe.
"What's wrong with you two?"
"Nothin"
"Nothing".x. Rach's PoV .x.
"I'm just going to get some popcorn"
I headed out of the front room leaving Jess and Jack to continue their tickle fight...
I walked towards the kitchen door and saw Will standing by Rk they were talking so naturally, I stopped and listened
"It won't!!!"
"How can you be sure?"
"BECAUSE I KNOW!!!!"
I moved to lean up the doorframe
"Wow...someone's ratty..."
They quickly turned to look at me, Will looked down to the floor and Rk looked at her hands...
"What's wrong with you two?"
"Nothin"
"Nothing"
They were both shifty
I gave them weird looks
"I'm going go in the front and watch the movie..."
Rk quickly walked past me then back into the kitchen
"...With my popcorn..."
She picked up the bowl and quickly went out again.
I turned to Will
"What's going on Will?"
He quickly shook his head
"Nothing"
Some things not right... (A:N: I hate that feeling you get when you know some things going on but everyone acts innocent!)
"Will I know some things going on, tell me"
He walked over to me
"There's nothing happening..."
"What you mean happening?"
"I mean going on"
.x.Lil clogs in my head start to turn.x.
Will put his arm around me and led me to the front
"Lets watch the movie"
.x.Click!.x.
:O they wouldn't!... would they?
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:O What do I think Rk and Will are doing?!:O Will Rk ever admit she's a Jack lover?!
Lolz can't think of any more so... O yea... 14 bloody pages on word this was!!! 14!!!... My poor hands...
any hoo...
Oh! New story up not that interesting or humorous it was just stuck in my head and It wouldn't go so I put it up. It's called Away with the tide . or you could just go on my profile... easier way.
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