I don't own anything. Especially not Eva.
Sorry it has taken me so long to update, but school has come forth from the abyss of evil and has grabbed me, and is dragging me into the burning pits of hell and imprisonment. Well now enough of that, read on and please review!
"I'm bored," Asuka whined as she flipped through the cable channels. "There's nothing to do."
Shinji stood up and went to the bathroom. "Were do we keep the mouthwash?"
"No, you Baka! Like I'm ever going to do THAT again! I was thinking..."
A look of disappointment ran across Shinji's face, but he hid it before walking into the living room. "Thinking what Asuka?"
"About maybe going to the mall. We have some money."
After the "party incident" Misato started to give the children an allowance "You're not stealing from my purse again!"
"I told you she would notice."
"Shut up Baka!"
"You know Asuka, they have a really good arcade at the mall. Me, Toji, and Kensuke go there sometimes. And there is some good stores too!" Shinji said as he saw an evil look creep onto Asuka's face.
"A new chance to show I'm better then you? Sure!" Asuka got up from the couch and put on her jacket "Lets go!"
"Just a sec, I gonna write Misato a note... to tell her where we are."
"Well DUH! What else would you write her a note for? Well hurry up!"
"OK OK!" he wrote, "Misato, we are at the mall. We'll be back around..." he checked his watch. It was 10. "5 or 6ish. We have our phones. Call if you need us." He stuck it to the beer can nearest the fridge door, where he was sure it would be found.
"Come on! Hurry up, Baka!"
"I'm coming, I'm coming. Alright, lets go."
"Good, their gone," thought a figure in the shadows of the building. "Now's my chance."
THE MALL
"Asuka! Just a sec! I wanna get something here!" Shinji told Asuka in front of Koga's Music and Sound. "Wait here a second." He returned a few minutes later carrying a sack.
"What ya get?" Asuka leaned forward to see, exposing the upper part of her breasts.
"Uh, ah nothing! Just a few new downloads for my new MP3 player!" (Had to get him one, I didn't know what a SDAT was.) He was trying with every once of will power not to look at her chest, but failing.
"Stop looking at my boobs! Hentai!" Asuka giggled as she cuffed him upside the head and took the bag. "Lets see, Heavy Rock Series? I approve." She grinned and nodded her head "Now where is this great arcade you were talking about? I wanna play!" she spun around to face Shinji with her arms behind her back and was rocking back and forth on the balls of her feet. "Let's go!"
"Al...alright. Th...this way!" Shinji was still dazed by the fact that Asuka hadn't smacked him into next week; it had been quite gentle, compared to his usual beating from Asuak. What had gotten into her? "It's over here."
"O, and if you look at them again, I'll take your head off!" Asuka grinned as she turned around.
Shinji's head snapped up and his back when stiff, that's exactly where his eyes where about to roam again. Well, at least that was more like Asuka, and from here... she did have a nice ass. (OOO, Shinji is pretty vulgar up there in his head, isn't he?)
"That includes my butt too, you Hentai!"
Shinji's eyes shot forward. "I...I'm not! Wait here we are!" they stopped in front of the Tokyo 3 Mega Arcade. The sound of games being played and the normal flashing of lights greeted them as they stepped inside.
Asuka ran off giggling like a Japanese schoolgirl. (Well I guess that technically she IS a Japanese school girl...but that's not the point! When was the last time you heard Asuka giggle?!?) "Shinji! I'm going to go get the high score for every fighting game I can! Bye!"
"Sigh well I guess Asuka WOULD get excited about something like that. Hey! It's the new Graveyard Hunters game! Cool, this one uses a combat shotgun...and it's so realistic too, Kensuke would love this!" Shinji popped the necessary coins in the machine and began playing. "Nice rock soundtrack too."
30 MINUTES LATER
Asuka was looking for Shinji, she had just crushed the arcade's reining champion of Soul Caliber 5, (It IS the future!) and she wanted to brag to him. O, there was the Baka. What was he playing? A zombie killing game. He was handling the shotgun pretty well... he did have firing training with the Eva so it was to be expected, but still. "Hey, Shinji!"
That one's father, that one's father, and that one's father too! Shinji thought as he blew the heads off zombie after zombie. (I'm sensing anger from Shinji towards his father. Anyone else feel that?) "Huh? What? O, Asuka!" he said looking up.
"YAAAAAAAAH! Game over!" Came from the game. "High score!"
"Hey Baka! HUH, look!" Asuka pointed behind Shinji.
"What?" Shinji spun around thinking there was danger.
"It's, it's, IT'S DANCE DANCE REVOLUTION! Lets go!" she grabbed Shinji and began dragging him to the game. (Remember, it's after Second Impact, games like DDR probably aren't as common as they are now.)
Now because of their training they went through when the angel that kept splitting apart came (what number was that? Anyway think of the pad that they trained on.) they dominated the game. A crowd gathered as the music got faster and faster. "WOW! Their on the hardest difficulty!" Someone in the crowd said. "AND the hardest song too!" "Is there no stopping them?!?"
"Woo! That was fun, huh Shinji?" Asuka asked as she stepped off the machine, it had run out of things to throw at them. "And the High Score too!" They had completely decimated the old one.
Shinji was breathing slightly heavy, but grinning ear to ear. "Yeah Asuka great!"
Asuka's stomach growled loudly at that point. A large sweat drop proceeded the noise.
"Hungry? Want to get pizza?" Shinji was holding back a laugh.
"Well DUH! Of course I do!" Asuka was a bit angry.
"Come on." They went to the pizza place across from the arcade. (strategic positioning or what?) After they ate Shinji smiled at Asuka. "Better?"
"Much, Dumkopf. Now... we went were you wanted to," an evil grin that made Shinji gulp. "so it's my turn!"
...
How could one girl try on so many clothes?!? Shinji thought outside of the changing rooms. He looked at his watch. "O, CRAP! Asuka its 5:30! I told Misato we would be back at 6!"
"So?" Asuka was looking at herself in the full-length mirror.
"You want Section 2 to drag us to father?"
"Huh, I guess your right." She changed into her normal clothes. "Here make yourself useful and carry these!" she handed him a pile of clothes.
"How are you going to pay for these? Misato didn't give us THAT much money." Shinji could barely see over the clothes.
"O, I have my ways." She pulled one of Misato's credit cards from her pocket. (does Asuka even have a purse?)
"Well let's hurry up, OK?"
THE APARTMENT
Shinji and Asuka step into the apartment only to find the kid from the party sitting cross-legged and handcuffed on the living room floor.
"O thank god! Hey man, can you tell Sadistic Psycho Lady and Birdboy over there to uncuff me?"
WELL WAS THAT LONG ENOUGH FOR YOU?!? Anyway, please review, send ideas, that kind of thing.
Andross937: Good ideas! I'll try to incorporate some of them! But Rei's place is a bit small.
O, by the way... ACGS and I know each other pretty well. So he's excused for being a jerk.
Sorry it has taken me so long to update, but school has come forth from the abyss of evil and has grabbed me, and is dragging me into the burning pits of hell and imprisonment. Well now enough of that, read on and please review!
"I'm bored," Asuka whined as she flipped through the cable channels. "There's nothing to do."
Shinji stood up and went to the bathroom. "Were do we keep the mouthwash?"
"No, you Baka! Like I'm ever going to do THAT again! I was thinking..."
A look of disappointment ran across Shinji's face, but he hid it before walking into the living room. "Thinking what Asuka?"
"About maybe going to the mall. We have some money."
After the "party incident" Misato started to give the children an allowance "You're not stealing from my purse again!"
"I told you she would notice."
"Shut up Baka!"
"You know Asuka, they have a really good arcade at the mall. Me, Toji, and Kensuke go there sometimes. And there is some good stores too!" Shinji said as he saw an evil look creep onto Asuka's face.
"A new chance to show I'm better then you? Sure!" Asuka got up from the couch and put on her jacket "Lets go!"
"Just a sec, I gonna write Misato a note... to tell her where we are."
"Well DUH! What else would you write her a note for? Well hurry up!"
"OK OK!" he wrote, "Misato, we are at the mall. We'll be back around..." he checked his watch. It was 10. "5 or 6ish. We have our phones. Call if you need us." He stuck it to the beer can nearest the fridge door, where he was sure it would be found.
"Come on! Hurry up, Baka!"
"I'm coming, I'm coming. Alright, lets go."
"Good, their gone," thought a figure in the shadows of the building. "Now's my chance."
THE MALL
"Asuka! Just a sec! I wanna get something here!" Shinji told Asuka in front of Koga's Music and Sound. "Wait here a second." He returned a few minutes later carrying a sack.
"What ya get?" Asuka leaned forward to see, exposing the upper part of her breasts.
"Uh, ah nothing! Just a few new downloads for my new MP3 player!" (Had to get him one, I didn't know what a SDAT was.) He was trying with every once of will power not to look at her chest, but failing.
"Stop looking at my boobs! Hentai!" Asuka giggled as she cuffed him upside the head and took the bag. "Lets see, Heavy Rock Series? I approve." She grinned and nodded her head "Now where is this great arcade you were talking about? I wanna play!" she spun around to face Shinji with her arms behind her back and was rocking back and forth on the balls of her feet. "Let's go!"
"Al...alright. Th...this way!" Shinji was still dazed by the fact that Asuka hadn't smacked him into next week; it had been quite gentle, compared to his usual beating from Asuak. What had gotten into her? "It's over here."
"O, and if you look at them again, I'll take your head off!" Asuka grinned as she turned around.
Shinji's head snapped up and his back when stiff, that's exactly where his eyes where about to roam again. Well, at least that was more like Asuka, and from here... she did have a nice ass. (OOO, Shinji is pretty vulgar up there in his head, isn't he?)
"That includes my butt too, you Hentai!"
Shinji's eyes shot forward. "I...I'm not! Wait here we are!" they stopped in front of the Tokyo 3 Mega Arcade. The sound of games being played and the normal flashing of lights greeted them as they stepped inside.
Asuka ran off giggling like a Japanese schoolgirl. (Well I guess that technically she IS a Japanese school girl...but that's not the point! When was the last time you heard Asuka giggle?!?) "Shinji! I'm going to go get the high score for every fighting game I can! Bye!"
"Sigh well I guess Asuka WOULD get excited about something like that. Hey! It's the new Graveyard Hunters game! Cool, this one uses a combat shotgun...and it's so realistic too, Kensuke would love this!" Shinji popped the necessary coins in the machine and began playing. "Nice rock soundtrack too."
30 MINUTES LATER
Asuka was looking for Shinji, she had just crushed the arcade's reining champion of Soul Caliber 5, (It IS the future!) and she wanted to brag to him. O, there was the Baka. What was he playing? A zombie killing game. He was handling the shotgun pretty well... he did have firing training with the Eva so it was to be expected, but still. "Hey, Shinji!"
That one's father, that one's father, and that one's father too! Shinji thought as he blew the heads off zombie after zombie. (I'm sensing anger from Shinji towards his father. Anyone else feel that?) "Huh? What? O, Asuka!" he said looking up.
"YAAAAAAAAH! Game over!" Came from the game. "High score!"
"Hey Baka! HUH, look!" Asuka pointed behind Shinji.
"What?" Shinji spun around thinking there was danger.
"It's, it's, IT'S DANCE DANCE REVOLUTION! Lets go!" she grabbed Shinji and began dragging him to the game. (Remember, it's after Second Impact, games like DDR probably aren't as common as they are now.)
Now because of their training they went through when the angel that kept splitting apart came (what number was that? Anyway think of the pad that they trained on.) they dominated the game. A crowd gathered as the music got faster and faster. "WOW! Their on the hardest difficulty!" Someone in the crowd said. "AND the hardest song too!" "Is there no stopping them?!?"
"Woo! That was fun, huh Shinji?" Asuka asked as she stepped off the machine, it had run out of things to throw at them. "And the High Score too!" They had completely decimated the old one.
Shinji was breathing slightly heavy, but grinning ear to ear. "Yeah Asuka great!"
Asuka's stomach growled loudly at that point. A large sweat drop proceeded the noise.
"Hungry? Want to get pizza?" Shinji was holding back a laugh.
"Well DUH! Of course I do!" Asuka was a bit angry.
"Come on." They went to the pizza place across from the arcade. (strategic positioning or what?) After they ate Shinji smiled at Asuka. "Better?"
"Much, Dumkopf. Now... we went were you wanted to," an evil grin that made Shinji gulp. "so it's my turn!"
...
How could one girl try on so many clothes?!? Shinji thought outside of the changing rooms. He looked at his watch. "O, CRAP! Asuka its 5:30! I told Misato we would be back at 6!"
"So?" Asuka was looking at herself in the full-length mirror.
"You want Section 2 to drag us to father?"
"Huh, I guess your right." She changed into her normal clothes. "Here make yourself useful and carry these!" she handed him a pile of clothes.
"How are you going to pay for these? Misato didn't give us THAT much money." Shinji could barely see over the clothes.
"O, I have my ways." She pulled one of Misato's credit cards from her pocket. (does Asuka even have a purse?)
"Well let's hurry up, OK?"
THE APARTMENT
Shinji and Asuka step into the apartment only to find the kid from the party sitting cross-legged and handcuffed on the living room floor.
"O thank god! Hey man, can you tell Sadistic Psycho Lady and Birdboy over there to uncuff me?"
WELL WAS THAT LONG ENOUGH FOR YOU?!? Anyway, please review, send ideas, that kind of thing.
Andross937: Good ideas! I'll try to incorporate some of them! But Rei's place is a bit small.
O, by the way... ACGS and I know each other pretty well. So he's excused for being a jerk.