Back again!! Ok lets carry on with things...
Pirate-Rose:--- Lolz the beauty of MSN... :o I hate them still for taking your GREAT AND FUNNY story off!! Still not fair... .x.Sulks.x. ... lolz... Msn has even turned against us now!! YES! WILL ISH MINE!!! Fan girls can go away!!... unless they are going to review... :o fine protest! ... oh, by the way... WHY AREN'T YOU ON MSN?! Who am I meant to go insanely hyper and be scared by freaky masks with now?!
Alori Kesi Aldercy:--- Lolz... he won't be back that quick! Give him time to get down to the nearest tavern!
Captainjack:--- Sorry he's still... gone. But it will fit in! just wait and see... if you can bare to be apart that long... er... here... .x.Passes Jack teddy.x. ...what?
Zeldagr1436:--- Fine! Lolz... .x.Pulls out chart on stand.x. ... look... .x.gets out little pointer stick.x. ... they are incompatible!!... plus... I want him!!
Empathy Is Me:--- Yea, I suppose I would be confused if a group of people started calling me someone I'd never heard of... aww... .x.Pats Will Clones head.x.
LadyGlory:--- Aww... .x.Passes chocolates.x. ... well, they help me when I'm sad!
Spizzy the Headless Spaz:--- Lolz thanks! I liked those lines so they had to be in!!
PinkRoseB:--- sorry, I only just got your review for chapter 28... THANKS FOR REVIEWING!! .x.Passes chocolates.x.
Lady Nicole Potter:--- Lolz. Thanks! I don't find it that funny when I re- read it, some parts make me laugh because I can imagine my mates doing those things... the car part... the leaving people in toilets part... the singing of weird (and very scary songs)... well ok maybe they're that weird they'd do it all... Anyway sorry I babble... THANKS AGAIN!!!
Carn:--- I have nothing against blondes at all! Jess is one! Lol. Don't worry sequel will be up within the next week!... hopefully!... Hmmm reading the last chapter before the other one.. Wow! You're brain must work quickly to keep up with that one there! Sorry didn't mean to make you ALMOST cry!!
Disclaimer:--- I don't own PotC or the mighty fine people in it... I only own my characters, the plot... and a picture of Will in a duck pond...
Memories, Rk's REAL NAME?!, SCHOOL?!!
.x. Will's PoV.x.
We were now walking across the car park towards Chris' car. Rach pulled my arm and looked down at her.
"Will?"
"Yea"
"Do you miss Jack?... Because I do, a lot"
I hadn't really thought about Jack... if he got back ok or he realises I'm still here... and he's running found thinking he's lost me... Well now I feel worried!
"Yea, Its kind of weird without him around"
"What do you mean weird?"
"Well, since I left Port Royale I don't think I've spent over two days away from him, or the Black Pearl"
"Oh... there's something else as well... isn't there, Will?"
Does she think.. I'm ... what's the word Rk used?... Oh yea...
"GAY?!"
Rach stood still
"WHAT?!"
"I mean... no! I'm not.. g..gay!"
She raised an eyebrow
"I never said you were! I was just suggesting that you and Jack have a good friendship!... You better not be gay!"
"OH! Yea, we do... Why can't I be gay?"
"WILL! It's not you can't but... I've kissed you... and Rk will say that I'm that, well, bad that I've turned you gay!"
"I don't want to turn gay!"
"Then what are you on about?!"
"I don't know!"
"Ok then... this conversation never happened"
I nodded quickly
"It's quiet without Jack isn't it?"
"Yea... sometimes..."
"HURRY UP!!"
"MY LEGS ARE HURTING SHUT UP!!"
"SLACKER!!"
"BULLY!!"
"YOU'RE WEAK!!"
"YOU'RE... YOU'RE... FAT!!!!"
We all stopped in our tracks and looked at Chris and what Rk was going to do to him...
A guy should NEVER call a woman fat... especially if he wants her to like him! I learned that the hard way... Elizabeth locked me out the house for 2 weeks!
Rk climbed off Chris' back and he turned to look at her... knowing something bad was going to happen.
"You... you think I'm fat?!"
Even though Rk is the skinniest girl I've seen...
"NO!! I just couldn't think of a good comeback!"
"You better have!... NOW CARRY ME TO THE CAR!!"
Chris, not wanting to get in more trouble, quickly did what he was told and speed-walked to the car.
I wanted to make a good impression and turned to Rach
"You want carrying?" (A:N: .x.Ducks rotten vegetables.x. )
"No thanks"
"I DO!!"
Jess ran up to me and held her arms out... I turned to Rach
"Go on! I don't mind!"
I turned to pick up Jess only to see she had gone...
"What?"
"You took to long!"
She was sitting in the back seat of Chris' car
"Fine then! I'll carry no one!"
Rk put her head out the sunroof
"Carry blondie!!"
I turned to Rach, whos' jaw dropped
"I AM NOT BLONDE!!"
"Rach, hate to break it to you but... YOU'RE BLONDE!!!"
"Shut you're face"
Rk did a mock-offended face then sat on the roof impatiently
"Just hurry up Will!!!"
"What?!"
"Carry blond... I mean, Rach to the car!!"
"She doesn't want me to!!"
"Oh for God's sake I'll walk myself Rk!!"
"NO! I hear by decree that you, Rach, are not allowed to step into this car, and must be carried by you're dear William Turner"
Rach burst out laughing
"That's the biggest load of"
"Rach!"
"Well it is!!"
She walked towards the car... Rk got into the drivers seat and as soon as Rach went near the car Rk moved it
"Rk!!... Rk, stop... RK!!... FINE!!! RACHEL KATIE TALBOT YOU STOP NOW!!!"
Rk slammed the breaks on and got out the car...
"You said my name!! You know I hate it!!!"
"You left me no choice!!"
"Fine"
Rk got back in and drove off
"GREAT!! There goes my ride home and you're place to stay!!"
"She's coming back" I pointed ahead of me "Very quickly"
"I know what she's doing... Come here"
Rach put her arms around my neck and I lifted her
Rk screeched to a halt in front of us
"FINALLY YOU GET THE IDEA!!"
I put Rach in the car and shut the door
"I try to give a bit of romance and that's what I get!"
I looked round the car and noticed Chris shaking and Jess frozen to her seat...
"You're crazy woman! BLOODY CRAZY!!"
Chris opened the door and went round to the driver side and opened that door
"SHIFT OVER I'M DRIVING!"
Rk got out and sat in the passenger side
We drove off
"Trying to kill us by crazy driving... Crazy"
Jess still had not moved or released the death grip on her seat belt...
.x. In the car somewhere .x.
.x. Rach's PoV .x.
"OOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHH.... GRANDMA GOT RUNOVER BY A REINDEER, COMING FROM OUR HOUSE CHRISTMAS EVE..."
Jess... now free from her seatbelt, was singing another Christmas song
"...YOU CAN SAY THERE'S NO SUCH THING AS SANTA, BUT AS FOR ME AND GRANDPA, WE BELIEVE!!"
"JESS!! Shut up!! It's bloody August!!"
Rk had finally cracked with Jess' 'festive' singing
"Well, at least it's better then Tom Jones!!"
Jess, Chris and I laughed
"OH HA HA! SO NOT FUNNY ANYMORE!"
She folded her arms and sulked
I leaned forward
"Aw, bless, Rk's all shy about her crush on Mr. Sex bomb himself"
We laughed again, Chris trying not to let Rk see him
Rk turned and leaned back
"Oh, so we're starting on crushes now then! Well, why don't I tell Will all about YOU'RE crushes?!"
I folded my arms
"Go ahead! I have nothing to hide, or be ashamed of! Not exactly as if Will's bothered!"
"Well, we'll just have to see then won't we?!"
I leaned back, what is she is she doing? This is pointless! She's insane! Well, more than she used to be anyway!
"Well, lets start with Mark Unit!"
"Oh MY God Rk! That way well over two years ago!!"
"SHUSH! He was Rach's school crush... one of many!..."
"Rk! What the..."
She raised her hand to silence me; I turned to Will who seemed to be listening intently
"...He had BROWN hair BROWN eyes..."
Oh! I know what she's doing... and it won't work! She's being stupid!
"...And he..."
"I see what you're doing now, you're trying to make all my crushes look like Will... well newsflash Rk, THEY DON'T!"
"ER! THIS JUST IN... THEY DO!!"
"REALLY?! THEN NAME ONE OTHER CHRUSH WHO DOES!!"
"Er, ladies?"
"ORLANDO BLOOM!!"
"Hey, guys?"
"OF COURSE HE DOES!! YOU WANNA KNOW WHY?!"
"Hey! You two!"
"WHY?!"
"Will you two listen to me?!!"
"BECAUSE ORLANDO BLOOM AND WILL TURNER ARE THE SAME GU..."
"WILL YOU PAIR OF SCREECHING HOWLER MONKEYS SHUT UP!!!!"
"JESS! WE'RE BUSY HERE!!"
"NO YOU'RE NOT!! DO YOU REALISE THAT THIS SCREAMING MATCH STARTED WITH TOM JONES?!!"
We looked at each other then looked down...
"NOW! RK! GET YOU'RE BUTT BACK IN THE FRONT SEAT AND PISS OFF CHRIS... RACH! GET OFF YOU'RE KNEES AND TALK TO WILL! AND CHRIS!!!!"
He jumped
"You missed the turning" .x. 10 Minutes Later (On the right road) .x.
.x. Will's PoV .x.
Rach leaned forward to Rk
"So... Rk, you done revising yet?"
"Huh? For what?"
"For that huge test we've got when we got back to school!"
"What do you mean 'when we go back'? We've finished!"
"We've got another year left!!"
"But last year was our final year!!"
"No, this year I our final year. Didn't you listen in that huge assembly about how we have one more year left?!"
"But I'm sure..."
"Rk, you listen to half of the assembly if you're lucky"
"Yea, well, that Miss, Stickface..."
"Stickland"
"Yea, her, well she kept glaring me... she hates me!!"
"Rk, all the teachers either hate you, had a mental breakdown because of you, been physically AND emotionally marked by or just plain scared!"
"I didn't mean to hit her! I told you!"
"You didn't hit her you pushed her down a flight of stairs!!"
"Who did I hit then?"
"I don't know! Probably some poor defenceless teacher that crossed your path!"
"Yea well, like I said I didn't knock her down the stairs"
"Well, who did then? She didn't jump and she damn well didn't fly!!"
I leaned by Chris
"She pushed someone down the stairs?!"
"Yea, she's also given one a black eye, that was with Jess' text book. Made three retire and put two in a mental home!"
I couldn't believe it! I leaned back to listen to more of Rk's and Rach's conversation
"What was I suppose to do?! She was standing on my scarf!!"
"Waited for her to move!! You didn't have to pull it form under her!!"
"I didn't pull it THAT hard!!!"
"Who you pulled it hard enough to send a teacher gambolling down the stairs along with a pile of text books and a cup of coffee!!"
"Well, I'm not the only bad guy here, you've done some things too!"
Rach folded her arms
"Oh yea? What?" .x. Rk's PoV .x.
"Oh yea? What?"
O....k.... think! There has to be something Rach has done... OH YEA!!!
"You smacked Miss. Moncreif!"
"I'm not in any of her classes! And besides..."
She smirked
"...That was Jess"
I looked at Jess
"You said it was Rach!!"
"I didn't!"
She looked shocked
"Yes you did! You said she hit her after..."
Jess waved her arms to stop me
"... she stole her hair style!"
"WHAT?! JESS!"
We all laughed... even Rach
"You see Rk, I'm not the rogue you think I am!"
I know there's something she's done!...
"A HA!"
"A HA! What?"
"A HA! You flirted with MR. Irvin!!"
Will looked at Rach
"What?!"
"I didn't! And you don't even know him!!"
"Yes you did! You said his arse looked sexy in cords!!"
Will took his hands away from Rach and Jess screwed up her face
"EWW RACH!!"
"WHAT?! I did it to get Rk out of detention!!"
"You didn't need to I had a note!"
"Yea, from you're 'foot doctor'! Why do you need you're feet in detention?!"
"You walk in and you walk out! Besides, I won't be getting anymore detentions... I'm not going back!"
"Rk you have to..."
"Nope, not if I send someone in my place!"
"Who?"
"Will!"
"WHAT?!" They yelled together
"Rk, does Will really look like a Rache..."
"DON'T SAY IT!"
"...An Rk?! He's not even female!!"
"I could have had a sex change over the hols they don't know"
Chris joined in
"Hey! I'm not having people think I'm dating THAT!"
"HEY! I'M DATING THAT!!"
"WILL YOU STOPP CALLING ME THAT!! I'm not going to that school place it sounds brutal!"
"Only in Rk's classes"
"FINE THEN! I'LL GUESS I'LL HAVE TO GO!!"
I sat back and looked out the window
...Might as well try again...
"But, are you sure you don't want to take my..."
"No!"
"So maybe?"
"No!!"
"So that's a yes then?"
"NO!!!" They all yelled again
"AWW MAN!!" Xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
LONGEST CHAPTER I'LL HAVE YOU KNOW!!! Killed my bloody hands that did... yes I do realise I could have stopped at any time for a break... but did I realise that until after woods... No! Thanks to Pirate-Rose for help on that Grandma got run over song!! ONLY ONE CHAPTER LEFT!! Buh bi xx REVIEW!!! XxXxXxXxXxXxXxXxXxXxX