GOMEN! Sorry for taking so long to update! Well I'll stop apologizing now in fear of sounding like Shinji.

As usual I DON'T OWN JACK SQUAT AND THAT INCLUDES EVA! Don't sue. . . you wont get a dime.

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'Means thought'

"Means spoken"

Misato just stepped in the front door when she heard Shinji and Asuka talking in the kitchen. 'Are they fighting again?'

"Whoa Shinji! You don't whip that out in front of a girl without at least warning her! You want to give me a heart attack?!?"

"Sorry Asuka, I thought you might have liked it."

"I've seen bigger."

"You mean?... "

"O no! Don't get me wrong! That is pretty big."

"Thank you Asuka."

"No I mean that IS big... I've just seen bigger."

"Want to lick it?"

"WHAT?!?"

"Why not? Misato isn't home, and no one will ever know."

"ARE YOU CRAZY?!? I would never lick that!"

"Please? Maybe just suck it a little?"

"Well it IS big... and I do like the cream..."

"Come on Asuka... you know you want to!"

"Ok Shinji I'll. I'll lick it."

At this Misato burst into the kitchen to find-

"WHAT THE HELL? THOSE ARE MY ICE CREAM BARS!!!"

Sorry! I know it's not an original idea but I always get a kick out of this kind of things.

PERVERT!!! You thought they were going to do nasty things!

As always, REVIEW! It's all us authors have to live for!

Apparently you guys don't like this. OR YOU WOULD REVIEW!