Ok here's my position, its 5AM, I haven't slept in over 23 hours, I haven't
talked to a fellow human in 15 hours, I'm sitting in the dark, listening to
hard rock, and I'm eating Cool Whip from the bucket. I wonder what will
happen?
Disclaimer: I own NOTHING! Not Eva not Cool Whip, NOTHING!
"AWWWW MAN! Out of Cool Whip!" Shinji whined. (LIKE ALWAYS! So annoying!)
"Wark." Said a very sleep deprived penguin. "Wark wark wark. Wark?"
Asuka was slowly rocking back and forth staring at the computer monitor. "Day 26: We've run out of food. The supply convoy, a.k.a Misato, was ambushed, and couldn't reach us. The evil Gendo Empire is trying to starve us out. The only sanity we have left are the Manson CDs I have playing right now."
"OOOOK Asuka, no more caffeine gum for you, and I'll take the Mountain Dew too." (They actually have caffeine gum too.) Shinji cautiously took the pack of Jolt and Mountain Dew. 'Wonder how this stuff tastes?' Shinji proceeded to chug the whole liter bottle. (I've done that... it's not pretty)
"WARK! WARK! WARK!" Pen-Pen tossed Shinji some energy bars, candy, and a Red Bull to Shinji. "WARK! WARK! WARK!"
Shinji devoured the candy and guzzled the Red Bull. "HEY THIS ISPRETTYGOOD! HAHAHAHA!" Shinji began to twitch.
"Wark wark wark." Hmmmmm... I need to get more stuff for this guy to chug!
"Day 30, I feel that first mate Shinji has lost it. I am beginning to fear for the life's' of all the crew... DAMN IT MISATO WHERE ARE YOU?!?"
NERV
"I hope the kids will be ok."
"I'm sure they're fine Misato" Ritsoko assured her friend. "You've only been gone a few hours."
"15 hours is hardly a few." Misato's eyes narrowed.
Home
"WARK!" MY GOSH! THREE MOUNTAIN DEWS, TWO POTS OF COFFEE, AND THAT GUM! This boy is amazing!"
"YEAHPEN-PENYOU'DTHINKI'DHAVEOVERLOADEDBYNOW!!!" Shinji couldn't stand still.
"WARK?!"
"OHH!YOUWANNASTARTSOMETHINBUDDY? BRINGITON!" Shinji lunged at Pen-Pen
"Day 48: I'm the only one left... all gone... all gone! Wait! The duck is coming! Run!!!"
A Few Hours Later
Hey kids, I got dinner!" Misato looked around the house. 'Were is everybody?' She heard a whimpering from the closet. "Asuka? Asuka!"
Asuka was huddled the closet. "ANOTHER HUMAN!" she jumped and hugs Misato. "AND FOOD TOO!"
"GRRRRRRRRR!"
"What the?" Misato walked in the kitchen and saw Shinji on top of the fridge growling at Pen-Pen.
"The fridge door is stuck again, isn't it?"
Sorry about it sucking so much. I'm kind of depressed, I found out I'm moving at the end of the month. Well this'll probably be the last update in a while. I'm going to my dad's house for the summer and I don't know if I'll update. Please R&R and I'm OPEN TO SUGGESTIONS!
Disclaimer: I own NOTHING! Not Eva not Cool Whip, NOTHING!
"AWWWW MAN! Out of Cool Whip!" Shinji whined. (LIKE ALWAYS! So annoying!)
"Wark." Said a very sleep deprived penguin. "Wark wark wark. Wark?"
Asuka was slowly rocking back and forth staring at the computer monitor. "Day 26: We've run out of food. The supply convoy, a.k.a Misato, was ambushed, and couldn't reach us. The evil Gendo Empire is trying to starve us out. The only sanity we have left are the Manson CDs I have playing right now."
"OOOOK Asuka, no more caffeine gum for you, and I'll take the Mountain Dew too." (They actually have caffeine gum too.) Shinji cautiously took the pack of Jolt and Mountain Dew. 'Wonder how this stuff tastes?' Shinji proceeded to chug the whole liter bottle. (I've done that... it's not pretty)
"WARK! WARK! WARK!" Pen-Pen tossed Shinji some energy bars, candy, and a Red Bull to Shinji. "WARK! WARK! WARK!"
Shinji devoured the candy and guzzled the Red Bull. "HEY THIS ISPRETTYGOOD! HAHAHAHA!" Shinji began to twitch.
"Wark wark wark." Hmmmmm... I need to get more stuff for this guy to chug!
"Day 30, I feel that first mate Shinji has lost it. I am beginning to fear for the life's' of all the crew... DAMN IT MISATO WHERE ARE YOU?!?"
NERV
"I hope the kids will be ok."
"I'm sure they're fine Misato" Ritsoko assured her friend. "You've only been gone a few hours."
"15 hours is hardly a few." Misato's eyes narrowed.
Home
"WARK!" MY GOSH! THREE MOUNTAIN DEWS, TWO POTS OF COFFEE, AND THAT GUM! This boy is amazing!"
"YEAHPEN-PENYOU'DTHINKI'DHAVEOVERLOADEDBYNOW!!!" Shinji couldn't stand still.
"WARK?!"
"OHH!YOUWANNASTARTSOMETHINBUDDY? BRINGITON!" Shinji lunged at Pen-Pen
"Day 48: I'm the only one left... all gone... all gone! Wait! The duck is coming! Run!!!"
A Few Hours Later
Hey kids, I got dinner!" Misato looked around the house. 'Were is everybody?' She heard a whimpering from the closet. "Asuka? Asuka!"
Asuka was huddled the closet. "ANOTHER HUMAN!" she jumped and hugs Misato. "AND FOOD TOO!"
"GRRRRRRRRR!"
"What the?" Misato walked in the kitchen and saw Shinji on top of the fridge growling at Pen-Pen.
"The fridge door is stuck again, isn't it?"
Sorry about it sucking so much. I'm kind of depressed, I found out I'm moving at the end of the month. Well this'll probably be the last update in a while. I'm going to my dad's house for the summer and I don't know if I'll update. Please R&R and I'm OPEN TO SUGGESTIONS!