Inuyasha: the Drama

Chapter 3: The Pageant

Again keep in mind that I have a twisted sense of humor, it's 2 in the morning, and my butt hurts. Oh, mumble and I don't own Inuyasha....or Sesshoumaru....anything else...EXCEPT FOR MY SESSHOUMARU PICTURES!!! YOU'LL NEVER TAKE 'EM AWAY FROM MEEEE!!! MWAHAHHAHAHAAAAA!!!! Hmm...I hope this won't disrupt my plan for world domination....¬ ¬ you heard nothing

Sesshoumaru: "Come on!! I wanna judge the beauty contest!!"

Inuyasha: "You can't!! You're gonna pick on me 'cause I'm your brother!"

Sesshoumaru: "And that's bad?"

Sango: "Uh... why don't you, Inuyasha, Miroku, and Naraku enter it and Kagome and I will judge."

Kagome: "Yeah!"

Kikyo: "Are you saying that I'm not pretty enough to be in it!?"

Kagome: "No.... Hey!! Are you saying that I'm too ugly to be in it!?" she yells at Sango.

Sango: "Yes."

Kikyo: "Oh. Ok."

Kagome: "Works for me."

Sango: "Alright..."

Sesshoumaru: "But I wanna be a judge!! I already know I'm the prettiest!!"

Kikyo: "He does have a point..."

Kagura: "But it wouldn't be fair to the others if we just decide now!"

Kagome: "You just wanna see him in a Speedo!!"

Kagura: "....So?"

Sesshoumaru: "I wanna see me in a Speedo, too!!"

Everyone stares at him.

Sesshoumaru: "What?"

Kagura: "Well, on to the swimsuit competition!!" She smiles madly at Sesshoumaru. Sesshoumaru: "Sorry Kagura, but I only have a one true love."

Everyone: "WHAT!?"

Sesshoumaru: "What?"

Inuyasha: "You do not!!"

Sesshoumaru: "Do so!

"Do not!"

"Do so!"

Naraku: "Who is it!?" he says protectively. TOO protectively.

Sesshoumaru: "Who is what?" He looks around. "WHERE AM I!?!?!? DADDY SAVE ME FROM THE CRAZY PEOPLES!!!"

Inuyasha: "I don't know you....."

Next time: ...uh...I have no idea...feel free to give me some!

I updated! Huzzah!! Alrighty, Now you go review like mad and send it to all your friends who are gonna review as well! insert crazy smiley

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Jojoblonde: I feel so loved!! Wahahahaha you hear that, ma!? I'm a genious!! My crazy friend said so!! ...sry...I couldn't resist!

Zul'jin: Ehh, but if I changed their names it wouldn't really be an Inuyasha fic....heh...Stafonzo's an awesome name....OY NEW IMAGINARY FRIENDS!!!! YES!!!

Ja matta!!

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