Chapter: Lithp
Keep in mind that I'm hyper, I've been listening to really random anime music for the past hour, and I'm obsessed w/ Sesshoumaru.... HE'S gonna be MY BISHOUNEN!!! WAHAHHAHAHAHAAAAAAA!!! Oh...and I don't own Inuyasha or any of his little friends...or anyone else...yet....
Last time:
You can read it.... I'm too lazy to copy and paste it here
Sesshoumaru: "Why do you all want to know who my one true love is!?"
Naraku: "So I can use it against you in later episodes of Inuyasha: The Drama."
Sesshoumaru: "Oooh...." He pauses to think a moment. "Can we still have the beauty contest?"
Kagome: "No!!! Kagura's scary when she's peeping on you!"
Kagura starts to blush "I don't peep!!! I spy!" James Bond theme music starts to play and Kagura runs around doing spy flips and rolls.
Sesshoumaru: "I feel so violated!!"
Sango: "I was wondering why that Benny guy hasn't killed her yet..."
Miroku: "Can I please get out of this spandex?"
Naraku squeals happily. "Tee hee hee!! You don't have to wear anything!!"
Inuyasha: "I thought what we had was special!"
Kikyo: "That's such a lame line!! Everyone uses it in their fanfics!"
Jenna: "So what!? I'll be lame all I want!!"
Sesshoumaru: "If you're writing this, why don't you just take Kikyo's comment out?"
Jenna: "I'm trying to write a long chapter!! GAH!!!" She pauses for a moment. "Hey...since this is my fic I can steal you all I want!!" She grabs Sesshoumaru and runs away.
Sesshoumaru: "Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!!"
Inuyasha: "That was weird..."
Shippou: Hey, Inuyatha! How come the thory'th named after you but your never here!?"
Inuyasha: "Because I...hey! Sense when did you get a lisp?"
Shippou: "It makth all uth child actorth theem cuter!!"
Inuyasha: "I should've seen that one comin'..."
Kagome: "Hey, Naraku! When are we gonna get this episode filmed?"
Naraku: "It already is!!"
Kagome: "But I haven't been killed in a tragic lawn mower accident yet!!"
Kikyo: "That can be arranged." Her eyes start to shift back and forth.
Naraku: "Fine! We can film some of the script. Okay, scene 246!! Take 8! Action!!"Kagome: "Yah!! The lawn mower!! It's attacking me!!" She lets out a series of blood-curling screams as the cardboard lawn mower tries to run over her. Sango pours some ketchup on her, and Inuyasha runs up.
"Kagome!!" he cries. He places her head in his lap as she struggles for breath.
"Inu-ya-sha?"
"Yes, darling?"
"HOW COULD YOU LET THE !$%# LAWN MOWER KILL ME LIKE THAT!? WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU!?" She cries with her last breath.
"I love you, Kagome!"
"!$# you, bastard." She says as her eyes close forever."
"NOOOOOOOO!!!!""Okay, cut! That was great! Excelent use of profane words, Kagome!" Naraku says.
Kagome: "Just doin' my job!" She gets up out of the pool of ketchup. "I'm gonna go take a shower."
Miroku: "Do you need any help?"
Sango slaps him. "Hentai!!"
Miroku: "But she could need help with the soap or something! I was just being nice!" He starts to sob.
Naraku: "Yes!! Behind the scenes footage!! This'll sell for a bunch on e- bay....."
Wow...That was actually really long for me...a whole 2 pages (in word)!! Huzzah!
Next time: I still have no clue...ideas welcome
Review the damn story or I'll make my imaginary boyfriend Alfonzo throw cheese at you! When you don't have a cheese fort!! Bwahhahahahaha!
Chee Cheez Chan: Arigatou!! Thanks so much for the advice (and I'm actually not being sarcastic) I did try to make this one longer, but I'm not really good about that
Crazy Reviewer: Uh...Yay?
EVIL1: But it does have a point!! ...Okay, I lied....
Jojoblonde: LOL yup you should be pleased! It's not every day I don't call you something weird in Japanese ....did I just rhyme? ZOUNDS!!!