Inuyasha: The Drama (There actually IS a musical!!)

Chapter: Kouga and Kiba

As always, keep in mind that I've been listening to the same song all day, I can't get the tables to work in HTML, and I have a sick sense of humor

Sesshoumaru: "Hey, when can I go back to the set? I still haven't won that beauty contest!"

Jenna: "Meh...YOU SHALL NEVER GO BACK!!! WAHAHAHAHAHA!!!"

Masuo Ueda [One of the Inuyasha producers]: "Hey, we need him for the show."

Jenna ponders for a bit "...Can I buy him?"

Sesshoumaru: "NOOOOOO!!!"

Jenna: "GAH!! FINE!!!" She goes back to her trusty computer desk and plots doom...and writes the rest of this chappie...

Sesshoumaru goes back to the set of Inuyasha: The Drama. "Ok, can we have the beauty contest, now?"

Kagome: "Oh, alright..." She looks around "Who wants to be in it?"

Inuyasha, Miroku, Sesshoumaru, Kouga, and Kiba from Wolf's Rein raise their hands.

Inuyasha: "Hey, when'd YOU get here!?"

Kouga: "Shut up, dog turd!"

Kikyo: "I thought you wanted to judge!" she says to Sesshoumaru.

Sesshoumaru: "But I wanna wear the pretty dress!! WAHHHH!!"

Everyone: O.o

Sesshoumaru: "What? Can't a guy do something to make himself pretty!?"

Miroku: "Hey, Naraku. What's a Kiba?"

Naraku: "Uhh...."

Kiba: "I'm the hot wolf dude from Wolf's Rein!"

Kouga: "You can't be a hot wolf dude!!!!! I am!!"

Kiba: "Squeee!!! Omigosh are you serious!?!?!?!"

Kouga: "Teeheehee!!! Totally!! D'you wanna go get a manicure!?"

Kiba: "That's sounds like soooo much fun!! Totally!"

They link arms [like preps tend to do] and leave.

Naraku: "That was weird..."

Kikyo: "Like you're not!?"

Naraku: "ARE YOU SAYING THAT I CONSTANTLY GET MY NAILS DONE AND WALK AROUND WITH MY ARM LINKED WITH ANOTHER MAN!?"

Miroku: "B-but weren't we doing that yesterday??" Tears star to well up in his eyes.

Naraku: "That was s'posed to be our secret!"

Miroku: "But I wanted to announce our love to the world!!!"

Sango: "mhhhmmmnnlllvvwwwttttgggyyyymmnnnn!" She mumbles to Kagome.

Kagome: "She says she in love with a gay man."

Sango gives Kagome a sharp look. "You weren't supposed to announce it!!"

Naraku: "I'm not gay!! It's perfectly normal for guys to get their nails done!! And I never linked my arm with that monk!!"

Miroku: "Yes you did!!"

Sango: "nnnrrrkkkkuuuuthkkkkssiiiiilllllvvvvvvvvvvvhmmmm!!!" Sango mumbles to Kikyo.

Kikyo: "She says Naraku thinks she loves him."

Sango glares at her. "Damn you!!"

Kikyo: "What? Kagome's my reincarnation!!! We think alike."

Kagome: "No we don't!!!"

Kikyo: "So? I would've gotten away with it, too, if it weren't for you meddling kids and your dogs!!"

Sesshoumaru: "Who d'you suppose she's talking about?" he asks Inuyasha.

Wow...I haven't written anything in a while.....SUSPENSE!!! Anyway, sorry to the Kiba fans out there...I've been resisting as much as I could to write a Kiba bash, but it didn't really work...

Alrighty, I think I'm gonna end this if I don't get more reviews...sry, but if no 1 likes it, then I'm wasting my time posting chapters....so review a bunch and I'll continue.....maybe...

goldenmoonlight13: lol but how can you not like cheese!? Arigatou!

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Shojowindy: lol thanks! I brought Sessho back for ya! w00t